YTP: Hagrid gives birth

[ToRiHale]

What even is this lololll

[internetlord100]

its so messed up its funny. good job!

[TheNightOwlsSquadron]

Dumbledore: "Everyone will please...Panic!......AAAAAAAAA­AAAA!!!!!!"

[sweettooth80]

i want a tit flavor jelly bean

[jojojosephine703]

I was LOLING so much i couldn't hear so i had to repeat it a few times.Gimme a thumbs up if that happened to you. :3

[Semperpurus]

LOOOL and nothing less!

[KisTaRainbow]

Lost it when Harry was ignoring hagrid omg

[ST4Planted]

3:54 epic lolz. Hagrid "Hello, I shouldn't have told you that!

[MaisieIsAwesome]

better be... HUFFLEPUFF!!! lol :)

[MrNsnail]

@MaisieIsAwesome no...no

[xThatTallDude]

Think your being funny do ya! LOOOL!

[EleventhDarkness]

LOL! Nearly Dickless Nick xD

[kyoushiro3]

Baked it myself, words and all!

XD!

[2209shadowman]

at 0:35 that is the song on the game harry potter when you fight draco

[WhatsHisFaceXD]

3:03 LOLZ

[ninjabunniez]

5:00 'i was most unfortunate to come across an ass flavored one' XD

[axayd]

"Im saking hands with dumbledore. i've won the house COCK." ROFLLLLLLL

[CharlelieNow]

" TOC TOC TOC ! HARRY !! "

[RexRocker1979]

:45 lawl

[misskreher]

Wat the holy fuck was that thumbs up

[sebnemoy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got my bro and I dying of tears watching this

[Rinxxxxx]

LMFAO omfg was that music you used from the ps1 game when hes having the fight with the firecrackers?!?! i laughed soooo hard at this, you did amazing! 'BAKED IT MESELF' LMAO

[ResistanceofLove]

I wonder when i'd be f***ing you mr potter

[cccvvvsss]

Pure comedic genius. Nuff said

[msg355]

this is brilliant

[lucke001]

pooped at 2:30!!

[thesoggychips]

Hilarious vid. I'd buy this in a shop if i saw it

[alicwkd]

Possibly the funniest video I've ever seen. Please never stop making these!

[mandatoryxevacuation]

Well then, if you're sure, better be . . . HUFFLEPUFF!

[MagnumTropius]

He shoulda said "Alas,...shit." or something like that. I would have lost it.

[Bananamansam123]

i died at 0:42!!!

[abbienarutogirl]

Hahahahaha! This is so wrong, but so damn funny!

[abbienarutogirl]

o.O Hagrid = Mpreggers manwhore? 

[NIGHTs319]

0:30 to 0:38 XD

[BIGSKITTLE777]

3:15

Ron: see you've f*****

Hermionie: see you havent

I DIED LAUGHING

[xThatTallDude]

Think your being funny do ya!

Come on, platform 9 3/4 this way!

Think your being funny do ya!

LOOOOOOL! XD

[JADICEvidz]

don't see how the title relates but still it amused me!! XD

[immuneDay]

OMG POTTER GOT A HOUSE COCK!!!1

[harry140813]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BramblexFeatherFan]

"Will everyone please...panic."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*clapping adults*

LMAO

[Combatarms423]

1:30 LMAO

[Yokel47]

Bring my coffee boy!

Yes Aunt Petunia

*Boss Music*

lol

[aubzmariobros]

4:38 sorry

[aubzmariobros]

at 3:38 you should have made harry say,"There's nothing to see in this cup on my knee!"

[imamsad123]

1:33 to 1:34 I can't breath XD

[ThePurpleRabbit21]

EVERYONE WILL PLEASE panic....

AWESOME lol

[TomKennyIsLovely]

Lmao! This is so funny!

[JackofVids]

I had to pause it when hagrid was being ignored at olivanders at the window cause I was laughing for about 10 minutes!!!

[DennisisGood100]

coulda done without the chess playing scene

[RenjiNo1]

I know you!

you're nearly dickless Nick!

XD

[Jabberwoxx]

Dumbledore farting ROFL XD

[19jennyjen]

Knock knock knock "Harry" knock knock knock "Harry" knock knock knock "Harry"

[desertazul]

when does hagrid give birth?

[desertazul]

four hundred and seventy two / second place

[TheGreenHornet97]

Would everyone please............ Panic.  AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!

[olliepfc94]

its not real the ceiling, its just a bitch xD

[whokilledthekitty]

I peed when dumbledoor farted

[Larakinerd]

Everyone will please... painic.... ARRRGHHHHH

[xxcrazylukexx]

'Would everyone please... Panic! AAAAAHHHHH"

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Dumbledore clapping when everyone's screaming haha

[roboboy7771]

0:30-0:40 made me laugh so much

[SUPERCUTE101able]

Vernon: (Looking at cookie) HA HA HA HA

[44Coolcatty]

0:52 beware Harry Potter is watching you!

[MegaBricktv]

everyone will please panic alllllyyyyyyaaaaassssss ahhhhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhh rons face 8-O

[ItsFreakkynBree]

Dumbledore's fart at 2:29 xD

[cherryyeung109]

"Yes Aunt Petunia."...

O_OThen the music and Uncle Vernon's face shocked me

[44Coolcatty]

3:04 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha xD.. CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[AdminiumWarrior]

This made me laugh so hard I got a boner.

How about you?

[TheBassoftheBeast]

Oh god the music from the game gives me flashbacks! It's my childhood! Do you know where I can download the song or what it's called?

Btw, I love your videos :D

[phookka]

@TheBassoftheBeast I could send you the OST files if you like ^^

[TheBassoftheBeast]

@phookka That would be awesome! :D

[luigifanist]

@phookka are you doing the sounds from Age of empires 3?

[desertazul]

@TheBassoftheBeast go to galbadia hotel or ff.shrine dot org (gh.ffshrine[dot]org) , they may have it

[Katykool1265]

when the hat said 'Not slytherin eh?'

Then he should say

'SLYTHERIN!!!!' that would be a laugh!

[StarSharpedo]

"Yes, aunt Petunia".

*shocked face*

ROFL.

[specialfred1101]

it is curious you should be destined for this wand, when its semen gave you that brother!

[GreendogdudeTV]

Mmm... Alas, titi

[drewcox010101]

"everyone will please, panic. ALLLAAAAHHHH"

[jojojosephine703]

@drewcox010101 2:58 . I was LOLZING SO MUCH I JUST HAD TO REPEAT!!!!!!

[LeadChipette]

Epic Moments: 0:35 Lol at face 0:46 Hand moving back and forth 1:33 Sex maybe? 2:14 Random dude 2:19 Teacher hits his back 2:29 EW! 2:55 Lol at face 3:04 to 3:15 PANIC! 3:47 to 3:54 People clap cause he threw up, or in this case, back in?

[BookReader150]

0:01 I could've sworn Dumbledore was carrying a gun. He was walking towards me like he was some mafia member.

[LeadChipette]

2:17 Random dude

[holtmanlikesguitar]

the thumbnail of hermione's face!

[eebeebeeb]

fuck my stomach hurts from laughing at this

[3JuiceBeetle]

not slytherin. HUFFLEPUFF!

[glassoniongirl64]

These are definitely the best YTPs I have ever seen. Bless you, phookka.

[NerdBeauty93]

omg music from the pc game!!!!!!!!

[WhatTheFrenchToast00]

"he'll be wanted to see me..." *sexy dumbledore music*

[AbbeyIncorporated]

"That's a wizards chest." *looks at hermiones chest*

[HaloEoz]

I died at the ass flavored part

[zonQe]

2:59 this glass should be a bottle of wine (like somewhere else) and the poop would be perfect :)

[SuperNinja221]

2:56 epic hermonie face

[Shinobi1010]

3:30 WTF is Ron staring at! xO

[Fearaddict66]

If everyone will please.. Panic.

SIIIIILLAAAAANCCCEEEEEE

[Fearaddict66]

best things about this poop :

3: McGonagall hitting malfoys back

2: Dumbledore farting

1: Ollivander's paedophilic hand

Thanks for making my day xD

[legojoker111]

2:48 i died.

[samisgreat58]

not slytherin eh? well if your sure...better be....HUFFLEPUFF O.O

[gotpuntedagain]

Eh your voice is loud!

1:58

[chebert66]

i died when olivander did the finger thing xD

[gotpuntedagain]

1:32 LOLOLOLOLOL.

[FelixFelisis]

It's not real, the ceiling - It's just a bitch. I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

[Crazycarly13RD]

0:40 - 1:27 LOL

[LucyLabrador1]

Will everyone one panic!

[harcha13]

this is so hilarous!!!

[harcha13]

that guy on 2:18 kinda looks like Mitchel musso dosen`t he?

[zonQe]

I too would dump that idiot into house of luzerz, if he doesn't like National-Sozialist Voldemortische Arbeit Partei.

[AnnoyingGirl1234]

"EVERYONE PLEASE PANIC AAAAH!!!" I die every time xDDDD

[TheSafari07]

Best YouTube poop ever should have more views I mean come on!!

[trexattack]

what was the music at 0:34

[Halibut118]

Music from the game I hear!

[phookka]

@Halibut118 hahaha it totally made my day that you caught that!

[Halibut118]

@phookka Loved that game, childhood memories and all. I remember being terrified in the Filch levels and whispering the whole time in case he heard me.

[AbbieLilly]

Please Not Slytherin.

Are You Sure? Ok.. Better Be.... HUFFLEPUFF!

Awesome xD

[SlytherinSwagShack]

-See you've F****ed

-See you havent't

[ImmortalFeed]

3:03 LMAO

[rockworm503]

LMAO @ the part where harry's getting his wand and the whole time Hagrid is outside tapping at the window "harry!"

[RockThatBodyTV]

"Everyone will please, panic. AAHHHHHH!"

OMG...I JUST PISSED MYSELF AT THAT!

[theT0MMYNATOR]

i was most unfortunate, in my youth, to come across an ass flavored one.

[iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia]

2:15 LOOOOL i died laughing XDDD

[KarlyKom]

@iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia me too!!!

[starshipxranger]

I'm on the weird part of Youtube again...

[JMSchmidtty]

very funny btw whats the official name of this video? when i get a link to it it says "hagrid is a madman who bakes babies, words and all" but on here it says "hagrid gives birth"

[phookka]

@JMSchmidtty as of now, it's "Hagrid Gives Birth." It used to be "Hagrid is a madman who bakes babies, words and all" but my brother kept complaining about how he didn't like that name so I changed it, haha....

[JClayton1994]

lol at hagrid knocking for harry and harry ignoring him :L

[Nightlayl]

MORE!

[TheEightHorcruxes]

This was very funny nice job

[cagneyfan2008]

Aww, they were just babies :)!!