Goth Public Access

[sorwoggpm]

images... andeverythingelse so...

[amazingbrawlsiblings]

my personal favorite words from this song, plums, whipping cream, privates, pause.

[MrPmj1979]

This is how Marlyn Manson got his big break. I recognized him right away.

[ItsNannerpus]

wow this is embarrassing, or is this a joke?

[EWilsonLife]

@ItsNannerpus No it's totally serious, no sarcasm. It's just completely retarded.

[theeCOSMOS]

The next wave of goth public access can be found at:

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[Uktrayf]

isn't he the bassist for cannibal corpse

[TheWmontijo]

what a queer lol

[rlawrence331]

You know what happens when your dead and rotting Your skin turns putrid and your clothes start spotting Your belly bloats up your guts turn to chum your eyes turn purple like overripe plums Flies crawl in maggots pour out the big ones eat hearty and grow very stout The bore holes in your nose, they eat your fingers your privates your toes Skin turns black with purification gleam Blood pours out like whipping cream Yes it's no fun being rotting and dead it's no fun at all enough has been said

[Whelt]

Somebody get this dude a record deal

[MNLChronicles]

PAWS!

[toweringflesh]

Yes it's no fun being rotten and dead

[Beahler]

blood pours out like whip-ping cream

[KristianCramer]

@Beahler WHIPPED CREAM POOUUURING LIKE WAATERFAALLS!

[VoidReala]

the line of the ride... the hell ride

[purplecat747]

okay, with this video, this guy gets his goth card voided. fail my friend. Fail.

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

@purplecat747 Alright, with this post you get your literary card voided. Failure, my friend. Failure.

[AmericanNohbuddy]

Ugh my life is so bad it makes my hair turn black.

[ooloogooloo]

lol paws hahahaha

[ItsJillStrif]

You can't make this shit up. It's brilliant.

[IndianaWalsh]

I'm so sorry for the 90's parents who raised this kid. Why couldn't he play his N64 and watch Beast Wars like the other 90's kids? Why?

[EricStrifflerVids]

This is incredible.

[ItsJillStrif]

@EricStrifflerVids hi

[jacknapyer]

this dude pees vampire blood he's so goth.

[MajickDemoniack]

@jacknapyer He's so Goth he Shits Bats!

[OneManArmyX26]

I played on the football team in high school. But I was a nice guy got along with everyone and still am friends with most of the people in my year. But I would fucking bully the shit out of this guy if I had the chance. I would be an asshole NOT to beat him up on a daily basis. Until he returned to school with a gun and killed us all. Then God would look at me and say" Dude, you did what you had to do. Come on in and hang out with Chris Farley"

[HooFeena]

Ever thought of just ordering a pizza and watching Wheel of Fortune? Its a lot less stressful dude,

[pokerrear]

oh...paaaauuuuse hehehe. hahahaha what the fuck

[ItsJillStrif]

@pokerrear LMAO

[dreamlikedigital]

I bet thats his mom

[miasmablk]

hahahahahahahaha

[al28283]

hehe, privates

[movieapple]

They say blondes have more fun - funny how all goths all have black hair...

[mckidmw]

I find it hard to be frightened and/or disgusted when he's rhyming in singsong. This is horrid.

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

holy crap i love this

[geekgirl45]

I would stake my life that these folks are from somewhere in the tri state area of Illinois, Indiana or Wisconsin. Let's hear it for the corn fed GOTHS!

[Glace077]

What is this I don't even.

[verscharren1]

these ppl truly....shit bats and grow fat and stout....

[TheCaptainPoop]

Deep man, deep.

[TwiztedMessiah]

See, it's "goths" like this that make me look bad. Where the fuck do these people come from!? It's like they're /trying/ to ruin what's left of the image!

[Alekx]

i love this more than life.

[VelvetNightmare313]

"Is there any more?" "I paused! ... Cause there's a PAUSE!" "Well then go on-" "I AM MOM!" jk lol :P

[Helmetbud]

jolie lips!

[Kinjaffa]

what the fuck is this fagot shit?!

[TenguXx]

That's ADORABLE.

[jackspicer8564]

What is this? I don't even.

[Jazzi717]

Azrael Abyss, is that you?

[javagirl69]

Yes, enough has been said. Jesus.

[ghislainevonwald]

What is this? I don't even

[ghislainevonwald]

What is this? I don't even...

[ghislainevonwald]

What is this? I don't even...

[solidblood]

is that his mom?????

HaHaaHHhaAHAHaAHQAHa

[AnimeGuy9]

Hmm...odd, but what could go wrong?

0:51

Goddammit.

[EltBerserker]

Surprisingly this man is now an associate professor at Duke University.

[anakso]

well this was boring

[Spasm13]

These guys are so badass!

[terrybrass]

Does anyone know what state this was from? Cause i MAY have a link to who the girl and posibily the guy are?

[NoComplaintsChannel]

i love version 3

[MeghanNoelleC]

Paws....

Best Worst joke EVER.

[JahRed24x]

lol omg what the fuck is this shit?!?! is this 90s public access?? lol holy shit this guy is fucking loser

[nickbownz]

lol hahahaha soo gay!

[Technologic]

He went to the William Shatner's School of Acting.

[darthshoeless]

OMG, I just shit my pants.

Then I watched this, and I shit my pants AGAIN!

[madhammudeux]

Boco...beavers and ghouls

[superscatboy]

Oh man..... that's some funny shit right there - I bet he thinks he's really "dark" and "mysterious". There are very few things on this planet as hilariously embarrassing as goth poetry....

[kittenseather]

No...there's a pause.

[HystericCouture]

I wonder what shitty tattoos he has. I bet they are epic.

[superscatboy]

@HystericCouture You know it dude, you know it! ;)

[Mitsukomaru]

This was interesting. Does this show get around? Seems like a first try to me. Any ways not bad. Would like to see later works.

[BlackBile13]

Not my privates!

[nicesuityo]

Wow. The more serious he is about that sesame street quality 'spooky' poem the funnier it is. What exactly does it take to get a public access show?

[elements806]

"Hee heeeeeeeeeeee he... it's his show!"

I love that so much. It's so perfect.

[GloriousDemon]

Its nice he has a supporting mother.

Mommy MOMMY why weren't you there for me!

[Gorevet]

..and then the woman ate him whole

[PirateLordRogan]

I... Put the pauses in my... Dialogue and dammit I'm... Going to use... Them.

[Glopdemon]

@PirateLordRogan "Wedon twan... tany... loose limbs..."

[mindfodder]

He's a hardcore wordsmith.

[iconiskon]

this is f*&%ing reTARDeddddddd

[monstarorange]

FUCKIN BADASS

[ScuzzSoldier]

This is a load of shite!

[DeepZero]

LOL. "They eat your privates."

[kyokararoi]

pawwsss

i love that lady.

[Vitrioloholic]

Public T.V. is more open to losers than the Midnight Society.

[HeyLookItsTorizu]

LOL

anyone else find it hilarious that when he said the murder ride, and then they showed the fat ugly girl smiling lol.

[jenniferlongbottom]

GODDAMNIT! I'm never listening to The Cure again.

[clesi795]

This is some Hardcore shit.

[drmurphysjello]

I seriously just wanna take that guy out. SERIOUSLY, WHO HAS A PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW LIKE THIS?

[FoxyMamaRox]

The music just makes everything worse. I can't take this seriously....XD

[FavoriteBot]

I can't even watch this.

[drmurphysjello]

this is terrifyingly awful

[Pockets44]

i wish i could rap like that

[holt2k]

Poster child for abortion clinics.

[Fux4Bux]

I wish the Nazis were still around to round these people up.

[RedDaVincy]

Until quite recently, these shows have not been a problem as the word "goth" is not on familiar terms with the word "public".

[wardlemike]

moral of the poem: death doesn't produce nihilistic horror, it's just not very fun.

[clintallen123]

This is a perfect example of my theory that not all humans are sentient.

[thebeartaxes]

hes got the rhythm of a 1st grader

[Sumguy21]

Oh my god so deep.

[TheGayShouter]

GAY!

[backtoiron]

WOW!!! That was mind bottling.

[kain1384]

Whether it was intentional or not, this is one of the funniest things ever.

[ravner1976]

your privates....

[skrillavilla]

Pause at 0:49 and see the face of the dark beast itself!

666!

[csabour]

i love public access

[AJ78910]

this makes me feel better about myself.

[hunarf]

virgin.

[euvi85]

Any idea where this is or who this guy is?

[serialclone]

Is this the music from the movie Offerings?

[TeamOvrDrive]

what car?

[martythemage]

Satan: God my followers are faggots.

[TreesOfBaylor]

Fail

[karius85]

"flies pour in, maggots pour out, the big ones eat hardy, and grow very stout." *freaked out by scary poem...

[HansTanks]

oooh pause.. fancy

[deznstan]

epic fail

[wolfman4u2nv]

fail

[diabeetus666]

Sounds like he tried to recite one of the poems from Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark, lost his place, and ad-libbed the rest. Badly.

[poorperson]

lmao

[Venidictus]

I would actually give a shit if he had any kind of speech communication. But every goth in existence suffers from "inarticulate shithead syndrome." They also stock carts at Borders and annoy the fuck out of me.

[JollyJollies22]

But see it's IRONIC, right? Because it's a show about DEATH and GOTHIC THINGS and you wouldn't expect a child's poem to be on such a demonic, cutting edge show... That large woman looks like someone who would really really make me mad. I could see her frequently sending the skinny gentleman into sobbing hysterics...I wonder where they would work during the day...Home Depot. Maybe Krogers.

[carbocookie]

You know I've actually heard that poem before. It was in a book I got from the library at elementary school. It was a collection of horror short stories and poems intended for readers ages 8-12. I'm serious.

[wraithgar]

carbocookie's been goth since elementary school.

[FlipFlopBottomley]

I hear Fragmaster's pretty goth too...

[NVK542]

It's a ripoff of the Hearse song from Scary Stories To The Dark, which is much better.

[Hobo789]

Daaaamn son, you say you work wid Usher?!

[Tonzura11]

Do not mess with this guy. He's totally dangerous and capable of unleashing untold destruction, and he is shift leader at Applebee's

[samanthamaney]

wow this was strange lol... horrible poetry....

[Manojunk]

Actually, I find this pretty frightening on a societal level. On a personal level, I find it hilarious.

[Subourbonite]

Truly nothing is more terrifying than a Marilyn Manson wannabe reciting hilariously lame poetry alongside what sounds like a rendition of the Halloween theme poorly played on a MIDI keyboard. But for what it's worth his hambeast mom is pretty scary.

[InterestingSpecimen]

wow this undead junkie dragqueen reminds me of my ex roommate..