I had a real shitty day today i came home from work, beyond tired, and going through some personal problems I will not get into. But after a couple beers and like 20 Jake and Amir videos I feel like a million bucks! Nothing in the world like them.
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!
Ok, so today my brother bet me 30 dollers, to not watch jake and amir, and i just wanted to say i have sucessfully went without jake and am- FUCK IM ON IT NOW!!!!
@JWolfe993 no they wouldnt have any idea what to do with them if they had them they fuckin suck there just trying to be Ellrelvent and i know i cant spell an thats like fuckin stupid as fuck thats like the 1st red flag of over actying speeded out freaks like this they need to tone it down like holy shit but those one guys are bomb
one time my ex girlfriend forgot to take her birth control for six days, when she realized she forgot she took 6 pills at one time. she spent 3 nights in the hospital and was sick for 2 weeks -__________- lol.
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alexo1234ss1 7 hours ago
1950"s called...they want their camera back.
jawwadahmedaliraza 6 days ago
oh sheesh y'all, t'was a dream
smileygirl123ish 3 weeks ago 3
bahahahahahahahahahahah Amir's face at 1:02 <3
destddub 3 weeks ago
ok, what episode did amir say "o sheesh yall twas a dream"?
Brawler656 1 month ago
@Brawler656 in the hebrew video and the o sheesh yall video
PopThatTingTing 1 month ago
@PopThatTingTing whats the title of the vid?
Brawler656 1 month ago
i can watch jake and amir for 24 hours.
missjocelynmarie2you 1 month ago
Im surprised nicki minaj hasnt ruined this rap yet...
megaspouse29 1 month ago 2
@megaspouse29 u jelly?
Maco777111 1 month ago
Bad lighting
flamethrower2787 1 month ago
i've watched this like 12 times in the last day
flintpark 1 month ago
now this is what i call studying for my physics final i have tomarrow morning :)
TheBridge84 1 month ago 5
Oh sheesh y'all 'twas a dream.....I'm buying that hoodie
MissRavielle 1 month ago 2
@MissRavielle i bought the tshirt! and proud of it! tho it was expensive
CampGravatt123 1 month ago
376 people drank a whole bottle of birth control.
shuliber27 1 month ago
4;14 AM ;; beat daaat (;
these are worth it . can't believe ii didn't find out about em till yesterday [technically] xD
AerieHottie101 2 months ago
birth control in a bottle.... hmm sounds legit
T0yZVVor1d94 2 months ago
@T0yZVVor1d94 its a bottie bottle ya prick
CaptainnKickAss 2 months ago
yo so
CaptainnKickAss 2 months ago
"sometimes when it's cold and it rains out i order chinese food"
PWNED978 2 months ago
0:55 Jake sounds so gay when he starts to rap!
y2kblackout 2 months ago
I don't always watch funny videos, but when I do they're Jake and Amir.
MxOxRxRxIxS 2 months ago
must stop... must get up early..... ahh fuck it ill skip
TheCirrus45 2 months ago
@TheCirrus45 thats exactally what i say ha
shanaynay1241 2 months ago
now i can buy the oh sheesh y'all twas a dream shirt and wear it proudly! :)
dianeloveslavida 2 months ago
..Word
Doommage33 2 months ago
Oh sheesh y'all! T'was a dream!
Was it really?
Nay, it actually happened...
03LessThanThree03 3 months ago 2
12:55, still up,but I can't help myself!
narutokitsune 3 months ago
Oh sheesh ya'll! Twas a dream finally found it
proestofthepros 3 months ago
Just a little queazy, I should take it easy.
MangaKairi4lyf 3 months ago
Lol at amirs face /_\
raikkonenowns1 3 months ago 35
0:00
mousavi128 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I love how bad they are at it.
Elxir 3 months ago
Lol jake told amanda this.....in tht episode.....
tyrahutcherson02 3 months ago
So when is Jake gonna file for a restraining order?
samsam29 3 months ago
Oh dear.. XD
TheCrusifiedRainbow 3 months ago
well, he's damned well better than Lil Wayne
The88Mason 3 months ago 7
Too bad Amir didn't have any Aardvark cum on standby to show how great a rapper he is.
akamola15 3 months ago 10
YO SO!
badboypl3 3 months ago
Haha I don't pay for the tip hahahahahaha
MOnster2470 3 months ago
When I start watching Jake and Amir: 8:40
When I look at the clock next: 12:55
Fuck.
beawulf9 4 months ago 193
@beawulf9 ya 12:55 THE NEXT DAY
AlexTheSarcasticOne 3 months ago
@beawulf9 Lol I wish I stopped at 12:55....it's 1:30 now for me. Haha!!! Gonna be late for work, well worth it.
beatngo710 3 months ago
They're so white.
mrrossjonathan 4 months ago
Oh man Hoodie Allen is aweso- oops, wrong vid.
AmazinAs1an 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Go to my blogspot so you can download the podcast as an mp4 that can play on your ipod!
jakeandamirpodcast.blogspot(DOT)com
or
tinyurl(DOT)comjakeamirmp4
thumps up so people can see!
All podcasts included!
RokMex 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Go to my blogspot so you can download the podcast as an mp4 that can play on your ipod!
jakeandamirpodcast.blogspot(DOT)com
or
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thumps up so people can see!
All podcasts included!
RokMex 4 months ago
haha this is an old video, college humor picture looks so different from this
TheSPEEZY99 4 months ago
i literally memorized this whole video...
iHeartDinoz 4 months ago 7
I hate it when I feel really poisoned.
jacobmcgill93 4 months ago 5
Thumbs up if you're an idiot and thought the video title said raping too.
niperwiper 4 months ago
Oh sheesh y'alllll, twas a dream.
I want that for my ringtone.
samober10 4 months ago 6
looool
Graphik712 4 months ago
372 people can nay afford socks...
DracuIina 4 months ago
I had a real shitty day today i came home from work, beyond tired, and going through some personal problems I will not get into. But after a couple beers and like 20 Jake and Amir videos I feel like a million bucks! Nothing in the world like them.
jamrush123 4 months ago 6
Right when i saw that the title of this video was "Jake and Amir: Rapping" I was like "Oh no... That can't be good..." XD
hotpinkfluffyJonas 5 months ago 4
damn! they spelled my name wrong!
thats my name
oh
willbawesome123 5 months ago 2
i love jake,,, but amir is more rap-able.
see what i did there? :)
TheLastOne13 5 months ago
omg awesome vid
besajones1 5 months ago
Amir:what the hell they spelt my name wrong!
Jake:Thats my name...
Amir:Oh
ohgeeipee 5 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you thought it said 'raping'...
19ZeldaLover95 5 months ago
@killercris1213 troll much :D
P1atypu5Man22 5 months ago
AMIR RAPS BETTER THAN ANYONE <3 amir loooove<3
RandomCutieQueen 5 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
the rapping isnt funny stop macking vids get a life
killercris1213 5 months ago
@killercris1213 idiot
544001 5 months ago
@killercris1213 you're a dumbass xD
flyingeye108 4 months ago
@killercris1213
stop commenting those vids and get a life ;)
OnionLetsPlay 2 months ago
53,000 of those views are me o_O
jlynne5011 5 months ago
this is like 1000x funnier when you actually understand Amir's nature.
somekid1564 5 months ago
oh sheesh ya'lllll TWAS A DWEEEEAAM~!!!
surrenderurall 5 months ago 2
amir in the new harold and kumar watch?v=R95TeZ9jE0Y looking SWEET
delllatituded830 5 months ago 4
this is probably my favorite one
jhills121592 5 months ago
i thought the tittle was raping not rapping
TheDevilyouDontknow1 5 months ago 4
@TheDevilyouDontknow1
me too.
and i clicked anyway.
haha
000pcf 5 months ago
Just a little queezy. I should take it easy. Sounded like it was going somewhere
kgsolaman5000 5 months ago
sounds like Nicki Minag
tallminimi101 5 months ago
I dont think birthcontrol comes in a bottle.....TWAS A DREAM lol
BassmanCDL 5 months ago
i didnt mean to flag this episode as inappropriate!!! sorry :((((((((((((((
devonloveswc 5 months ago
Amir is so cute!
CashiusTML 5 months ago
is it just me or should Amir be punched?
pumishumi 5 months ago
is it wierd i think amir is cute?
fireflare11 5 months ago 3
@fireflare11 I think the same :)
Freiheit483smalandra 5 months ago
You should check out the episode called decisions its cute :3
squirrelmart 5 months ago
sheesh yall twas a dream :))
missjmillz100 5 months ago 2
wow.just when i though i had finished the whole Jake & Amir playlist,i find episodes i haven't seen! it's gonna be a long night....
syrenia09 5 months ago
i do this freestyle all the time.
greenfan033 5 months ago
Awww Jake does care :)
dancestarabc 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream!!!
TheZachius 6 months ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SHEESH YALL TWAS A DREAM! its funny when amir does it not you!
imKingofBombing 6 months ago
"Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream" should be on the top comments
Pypasquao 6 months ago
@Pypasquao Neverr
ageoforton686 6 months ago
Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream!!!
MultiMothertrucker 6 months ago 169
I wish I had a friend like that :(
richbiotch7 6 months ago 6
Thumbs up if you eat Flinstone pills like candy :o
Apachaka 6 months ago
I want them to remake this video, but only using the hilarious nonsensical Transcribed Audio. That would make my day.
theoblivion87 6 months ago
Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream
juliewessel 6 months ago
Oh Sheeesh Y'all Twas' A Dream!!!
RelaxNplay64 6 months ago
No hardly working, sketches, and the cartoon
doenutzstar1 6 months ago
Jake and Amir is the only thing worth watching my college humor
Jurrey 6 months ago
haha flintstone vitamins and birth control are like the two most opposite pills you could confuse
hcybspfm 6 months ago
Oh sheesh ya'll 'twas a dream!
yamun121 6 months ago 6
future Eminem over in this corner
TheCaseman7 6 months ago
What's up with these weird thumbnails for their videos?
JasonAndOwen 6 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
thumbs up if you read the title raping by mistake XD
Nassif9000 6 months ago
Man amir totally killed it...
TheMrSpades 6 months ago
hahah keep pressing 8 and 2
ThefamguyThesimps 6 months ago
I thought the vid said raping
lbourn101 6 months ago
@lbourn101 and still you cicked on it? what were you expecting to see ?lol
Jessiebaby131 6 months ago
Thumbs up if your watching this a second time, only in 2011 :D
DogDino 6 months ago 4
Yo so,
When It snows, My feet they bleed, cuz my shoes have holes, and I can nay afford socksoo.
happyluv11 6 months ago 2
i love them <3
browneyes13xx 6 months ago
college humor is a lot more casual now...
kennedyhola 6 months ago
Oh sheesh yall twas a dream
utubedude58 6 months ago 3
Awww Jake still cares about Amir
Greatdebater93 6 months ago 2
it skips 1:41 !!!
SuperBobo888 6 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir
this video inspired me to buy a BustedTees shirt.
Official7Records 6 months ago
@Official7Records
me too hahaha
MrGatorHater9 6 months ago
Whats arose? It sounds like porn
preciouskiss3 6 months ago 7
I HATE THIS SAME ADVERTISEMENT ABOUT TACO BELL!!!!
xHazardous314 6 months ago
Amir is the best rapper in the world. He pwns m and m
loloutloud11 6 months ago
@loloutloud11 Please tell me you're being sarcastic about calling him "M and M"
SauronIsMydeathKnigh 6 months ago
What is the fucking point in asking for thumbs up?? You pepople are a disgrace to the youtube community.
blueAgentAj 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thumbs up if you fucking hate the phrase "thumbs up"
profssrfunk 6 months ago
1:06 Amir's face! LOL!
165Ricky 6 months ago
Yo sooo
qureshq 6 months ago
OH SHEESH Y'ALL. T'WAS A DREAM
bjkatt7 6 months ago
Amir's dressed like he just got back from synagouge
RaiderJake26 6 months ago
who the sheesh is arose?!
akloveamber 6 months ago 16
who tf is arose?!
ToothPickBooty 6 months ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!
There now you only have to read one comment
Ascoint87 6 months ago
Arose?!?! No one sends you to Jake and Amir......Jake and Amir sends you to noobs vids.....
remorius 6 months ago 25
This has been flagged as spam show
Thumbs up if no one sent you and you just love jake and amir :)
ageoforton686 6 months ago 816
@ageoforton686 Totally! Arnt they super amazingly beast?
MyAngelVoice0 6 months ago
We all need a friend like Amir :)
SgtFroggyyy 6 months ago
.....there better then waka....
MAHern313JM 6 months ago
No shit collegehumor brought us here...
Duberttt 7 months ago 242
@Duberttt fuck that, Jake and Amir brought me to Collegehumor
Cant156 5 months ago 4
Thumbs up if collegehumor brought u here :)
HistoricLegend 7 months ago 12
@HistoricLegend will my mouse brought me here ;)
abomansoor055 6 months ago
Ok, so today my brother bet me 30 dollers, to not watch jake and amir, and i just wanted to say i have sucessfully went without jake and am- FUCK IM ON IT NOW!!!!
MrA7Xfan13 7 months ago
wow these faggots need to be beet
719brinkman 7 months ago
@719brinkman you want to feed them beets?
JWolfe993 7 months ago
@JWolfe993 no they wouldnt have any idea what to do with them if they had them they fuckin suck there just trying to be Ellrelvent and i know i cant spell an thats like fuckin stupid as fuck thats like the 1st red flag of over actying speeded out freaks like this they need to tone it down like holy shit but those one guys are bomb
11111
719brinkman 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@719brinkman I actually have no idea what you are trying to say.
JWolfe993 7 months ago
wait.... Amir doesn't eat chinease food
Greenyourmom 7 months ago 4
@Greenyourmom Chinese*
fearlessFANBOY 7 months ago
Jake and Amir: Rapping 1,277 videos Subscribe
WorstCodFails 7 months ago
WTF is that on the bulletin board to the left of Jake's head at the top of the video at 0:15? O_O
Meshelanium 7 months ago
OH sheesh y'all 'twas a dream :)
FSUgirl93 7 months ago
It's 1.46 am and I'm still watching these videos. Gosh gotta stop...
LetsDestroyVevo 7 months ago 3
wtf
YECIEBOO 7 months ago
this is the last one.....I swear!!!
DODGEBALLLLLLL 7 months ago
1:21 for oh sheesh yall ...T'WAS A DREAM!!!!
pollock180 7 months ago
that. was NOT. rapping.
marcool108 7 months ago
keep the likes at 6,969
DirtyGhettoNOAKH 7 months ago
thumbs up if arose didnt send you here
crapass47 7 months ago 16
THUMBS UP IF AROSE SENT YOU!!(:
OnDutyWithBeauty 7 months ago 17
@OnDutyWithBeauty Who's that?
Lenanator09 6 months ago
@Lenanator09 Arose186(:
OnDutyWithBeauty 6 months ago
@OnDutyWithBeauty which video of hers cited this video?
jhunt123456 6 months ago
@jhunt123456 Her Winnie the Pooh is my home boy.. video! haha(:
OnDutyWithBeauty 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thumbs up if arose186 sent you here :)
moshpitgirl92 7 months ago 44
@moshpitgirl92 aroundwitharose....but yes(:
sarahlegendaryhughes 7 months ago 3
@moshpitgirl92 Who?
Nokiemensful 7 months ago 10
@moshpitgirl92 nope
sfael37leafs 6 months ago
Arose1
JassieXD 7 months ago 14
amir's actually good at rap compared to jake
pinkiducky 7 months ago
spamming number 8 and 9..... allllll the timeeeeee
RedSteven0807 7 months ago
OH SHEESH Y'ALL, 'TWAS A DREAM!!!
caramichelle16 7 months ago
@caramichelle16 yeah, 2 people already posted that.
TheSethcast 7 months ago
@TheSethcast yeahhh... well I didn't check to see :P
caramichelle16 7 months ago
@caramichelle16 oh well they are both in the top comments, so that's pretty neat.
TheSethcast 7 months ago
@TheSethcast iPod touch doesnt show top comments...
caramichelle16 7 months ago
ok jake and amir are too sexy already, they need to get together.Just sayin'
sofiamore 7 months ago 2
i've been quoting 1:09 to 1:39 all day. my friends think i'm crazy.
queenfrostine97 7 months ago
winning
edusouthpark 7 months ago
AMIR: what the hell they spelled my name wrong
JAKE: its my name
hahaha thumbs up if you went back to listen to it
NapolionTNT22098 7 months ago
hahahaha i fuckin love der sense of humor
NapolionTNT22098 7 months ago 2
one time my ex girlfriend forgot to take her birth control for six days, when she realized she forgot she took 6 pills at one time. she spent 3 nights in the hospital and was sick for 2 weeks -__________- lol.
WatzzUrNameAgain 7 months ago
@WatzzUrNameAgain Damn dude, your ex-girlfriend was a fucking moron.
SlightlyNotorious 7 months ago