P90X The Comedy of Tony Horton

[Antichrist2000]

You know what sucks. When I laugh I get very clumsy so I am holding weights over my face and I hear "Don's smash your face" yeeah lol.

[Markmaddiandsamantha]

WTF was that about?

[hydekins2]

"You'll feel it from your hips...to your fingertips.." god that cracks me up every time.

[gator077]

Tony: Do you feel that on your buttocks?

Guy: Yes

Tony: That's what I like to hear...

[TheMindfulOne]

I recommend foot spray.

[matt876mma]

this video is stupid, there way more funnier things tony says.... like german potato souppppp, tip of the day , dont smash your face!

[RichieScorpio64]

Bull Shit Rip Off

[MrFUELYOURDESIRE]

I really dont like it in Abs ripper X when he says think about if you had to do 100 of those. No Tony no one but you wants to do a 100 of those. LOL

[logic63]

what is the point of this horrible video?

[rmefail]

Everytime i hear tony say AB RIPPER X like that it gives me fucking chills

[Cscottrun53]

Hahaha this guy pisses me off when im busting my ass doing some crazy p90x workouts and i stop when theres 30 seconds left and hes still going!

[discjav08]

WOAH! THATS MAGICAL!!!

[thatboyhov]

...sword hammer...sword hammer....sword OWW...sword WOOOO...SWORD GETTUM...parties over

[DMalice24]

I always wondered if Tony Horton treats his sex life like p90x! he'd be doing whatever position with his wife, and than out of nowhere....we got doggy style coming up!!!!! 5!! 4!! 3!! 2!!.....

[matt876mma]

@DMalice24 Hahahahaha, best comment on the page ,

[NassimHarameinVedas]

Tony does great work, p90x is very effective just make sure You eat plenty of food, don't make my mistake ; )

[NationalPro]

check out my vid of tony horton comedy its better quality

[Logicalpsycho2323]

SCOTT RAISE THE LEG, HE HE HE HE HE!!

[legend10x]

my favourite is when he tell's one of his look alikes who was struggling through an exercise..''you looked much more handsome b4 you did that.you had much less wrinkles.'' the guy starts laughing and can barely lift another.lol

[MsBarnBum]

My favorite is when he says "Like a pterodactyl, backin' out of trouble". :D

[Denton116]

"just don't kiiiinda do it when you sort of feel like you don't wanna do it anymore" hahaha

[1973Honda125]

P90 x Ab Ripper....love this line. " I hate it....but I love it"

[cdoubled05]

OKRA!?

[insanityVSchaos]

My favorite line is during Core Synergistics during Squat Run -- "Pam's working on one of her private investigation deals and I think she just got in trouble! Checking out people with handguns! Go faster, Pam! Faster!"

[architype]

"If thats not p90x I DONT KNOW WUT IS"

[DjCiisKoOrtizz]

I LOVE P90X!!AND TONY HORTON IS SOO FUNNY!!!

[JasonLee074]

I feel an auto tune song of famous p90x Tony comments coming on.

[hdrevolution123]

You're seriously expecting me to watch this vid in this quality? C'mon! I wanted to enjoy Horton's comedy in something viewable

[MisterZerKon]

Time for Fast!

[REEFLeafer91]

i was really hoping this was a dub of tony horton! but nice compilation man

[mitchkid9]

cheeseburger bad, fries bad, shake bad!

[handlelicious]

Yoga belly seven - (to daniel hass) we got shake that means something good its goin on ding ding din din ding din lol

[birdman4birdlegs]

"comfy cozy good times had by allll"

[ih8mustard]

messin with your stuff, messin with your stuff

[yoshiyambao]

"hey nice shoes man, there almost as good as mine"

[Andizzy623]

its funny when he says take a "lil break ok breaks over" haha half a second later

[hafsha1]

and you missed 100% of the good stuff.

[zuxzux]

Holy ROFL! 1:00 - "Ab.. Ripper.. X" SOOOOOOOOOO funny! Tony is the shit!

[undien717]

"They call him La Machina!!!

...that's Spanish"

[lote1234567891011]

tony horton my hero

[ehsfb65]

Tony Horton is very inspirational and motivational in a weird way!

[FrenchNuggins]

i have one word to say. wow. and whats wow upside down?

[truz4]

Tony Horton= Complete Psycho (And Funny)

[birdman4birdlegs]

she's got her German stretching techniques XD

[juanburruel]

THIS GUY IS INSANE

[InexplicableRage]

"ok we're going to be using a lighter weight in this movement, 10, 15 lbs, maybe a small nefew" it's so corny but you laugh when you're working out

[xthexTxvirusx]

"like Ur a great big Pterodactyl, CACAW!!!!"

[humby123]

This video doesn't do this crazy bastard justice.

when he starts squealing and singing the star spangled banner when hes working on his tris is the hardest ive fucking laughed in a long time.

[mario54671]

Or in Cardio X after he tries to combine the words "Static" and "Ballistic" in one word (Stablatic, Ballistackic) and he's like "huhhh.....what am I sayin'?? I don't know....I don't know what I'm saying" in that raspy voice.

[mario54671]

"I got shot...in the buttocks"...it's hard to concentrate in the Yoga when he says that! :P

[ZzWildchildzZ]

pam the blam lol i get weak off that one!

[KARILLIO]

"ops i think i ripped ma pantssss!!" haha gets me everytime...

[Coventrey]

This video is fucking retarded...  I love p90, but the sound is awful and you didnt even capture the funniest moments...

[ryan332007]

Before I started p90x, I used to watch my ex do it, and I found him to be annoying. It's only when you join in the exercises that you really start to like him.

[LUKEYTHEKID2112]

GERMAN PO-TA-TO SOUP!

[adamzez]

Remmeber when tony is doing the push ups. And he is like "If you bring ur elbows in more... like this... AHAHHAH IS GETS HARRRDERRRR" that was so funny. And when he does the push up and goes down and says "Hello floor"

[HOTSNOT64]

tip of the day dont smash your face... let someone else do that.

[HOTSNOT64]

lets make it x like... not exlax thats somethin different.

[mpresev]

"green green pea souppppp ullkkkkk "

[WesSeid]

Too many to list them all.

"Like Spiderman... Catman.. Spiderwoman..."

Don't just kiiinda do it."

"Kick it forward... ow. ow..."

"We need to go to Pam for Perfection. They call her Perfect Pam."

"What's going on, towel boy? You're toweling off already?"

"Dude, is that a bend there? Dude?"

"Let's all cheer on Adam! ..oh, he's done."

[mpresev]

@WesSeid

What about disc 1 when he said "you want to see perfection? Come here let me show you perfection(then he points to his face and says to the camera, not my face) l.o.l.

The other one is the Yoga X where he said "I recommend foot spray"

[konceptzofdeath]

superman! banana!

[ChynaFox]

1:09 - 1:12 ...I wanna marry that man.

[blehman7011]

hey this is all from shoulders chest and triceps. i just did this today. tony horton is my idol.

[scottleeper]

I love p90x!

[sarahcummins14]

In the face, in the gut!

[belka85]

Terrible video and quality. That camera noise is annoying.

[mihaimyxz]

"Like you're a Pterodactyl coming in for a landing.." X-Stretch

[outofnowhere]

"You can do a pushup if you wish"

"You can do a pushup if you want to"

"Do a pushup if you so desire"

gets me every time.

[penyarol]

BAHAHAHA YESS!!

[WWENASCARFAN]

on shoulders and arms, "im taking a brake, oh say can you seeeee", i laugh every time i hear that.

[Obswalq]

"I'm thinkin' a tomato basil!"

[godlydrmr]

"Oh it's my favorite, it's Superman Banana! Everybody hit the deck!"

"I love love love until my daddy takes my t-bird away"

"Women do what you like, men do what you like, just don't get too crazy"

[bibbeny]

"Mommy, how can Drea do so many?"

"I recomend foot spray." (yoga x)

Team emerge has coined these and others Tonyisms. Check out the message board for Team emerge.

[m3t4ldude]

Lol "Burn Burn BUUUUUURN" on legs and back always gets me oh and the chick from back and biceps that said "I DID 10" with a weird voice LOL

[drin2014]

YES!!! Like a little kid!! XD

[AlHouseProductions]

i like how on one of the dvd's he asked Scotty if he looked like this on day 1 and he said "nah i looked like Bobby" Hahaha then Tony said "oh all soft n stuff" Bahahaha gold!

[stankwho]

3rd week of P90X and it's a monster I have to say. I'm able to get through more and more of it each day though. Definitely worth getting if you're serious about getting fit.

[pkhernandez89]

yeah this guys workouts are awesome, I just started last week and I've been more sore in my arms than I ever have, and I've wrestled and done tae kwondo too!

[Ripupthat]

CAN MY BODY MATCH MY BRAIN?!!!

[JMan350Z]

Tip of the day, "Don't smash your face!"

[sbhawkins912]

LOL He sounds like Wolverine when he says "AB Ripper X!"

[jesusxsmn]

alright, do the back n biceps one and check out around the halfway mark, tony goes:

there's magic number, write it down.

MY NUMBER IS 40!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

funniest thing ever.

[tkvor]

"German potato soup". Gets me every time.

[lokstraz89]

What about the "Krispy Cream Baaad!, Milkshake Baaaaaaad!"

[bjbegs]

Tony has made the P90X experience for me much more enjoyable and easier to get through. Just did Legs & Back last night (week 9) and lathough I still hate that workout, the results are truly there.

[philipjimenez]

lol i was doing this yesterday, tony makes everything fun, my favorite tony line is on ab ripper x, when he's walking slowly and says "AB RIPPER X" lol "get em up" lol tony my FRIEND- "I HATE IT, but i love it" -SO DO UR BEST AND FOTGET THE REST-P9X

[xtrmn8r16]

ahahah! I love that part too.. all demented.. "AB...RIPPER...EXXXXXXX!" lmoa.... also me and my niece always use the "I HATE IT! ,but i love it!" line. he's comedy

[bosszeroboss]

That was great. Comedy gold when Tony says, "I've got three more."

[p90xpushplay]

2 much time on your hands..lol

Tony da Man!!

Bring it,

Shane

[anonprotein]

lol