How to get Rid of Monsters under the BED!!!

[eminembeast66]

I mean exorcist

[eminembeast66]

Get them out by raping them in the ass or in other words ass rape and yeah I had sex with exorcism

[Bekzstar]

Well I have a number of monsters in my room.

1. The Grudge is in my wardrobe

2. Freddy Kruger is underneath my bed

3. The girl from the ring appears from my TV when im sleeping

and the exocist is in the top corner in my room, counting how many breaths i take at night, yep... i have lots of friends! XD

[xXFlyVisionXx]

There is a creeper under my bed... MINECRAFT IS REAL! FUCK YEAH! -throws water @ Creeper-

[TeaPotParty]

Funny how imaginary monsters suddenly cease to exist once you put down the crack pipe.

[TeaPotParty]

What the hell is this guy smoking.

[gogo45367]

Two ways to fix you Danny:

1. Go to rehab

2. Maybe just maybe put a shirt on

[guppiemagic101]

cut off the legs

[ultrasonic891]

I know how to get rid of them ... Saw the legs off your bed :)

[tyleran100]

the monsters under my bed are my 3 dogs who fart and my room smells like the grossest thing can think of

[Leishlerchikk15]

i punch them in the nuggets, or jugular. Thats usually works.

[LUXITANE]

I will call you to explain the monster that is above the bed Chuck Norris.

[ThePartygrlz]

but who wants a nerdling for a child?!(:

[allieloveswoozworld]

1:09

[lolipopMAN113]

thumps up if you have a monster under your bed

[TheMooPigFilms]

When I meat a celebrity

Me: Oh, i didn't expect to see you here.

Them:

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: Who let you in my house.

[Minecraftzxoz]

I Know how to get a monster from under your bed. But 5 punds of C4 with a detenator, put the C4 under the bed, get away from your room, blow it up.

[masonnorth555]

looik at the corner of his head at 1:50

[KailahRae]

This is my all-time favorite YouTube video!! <3

[jackocooper1]

That definition scared me...

[jackocooper1]

That definition scared me...

[misskitty0221]

Wow! feel bad for his kid aha

[ProudMCRmySoldier]

I used the word "Danny" in place of "Scientific Deduction" in an essay....

I got detention.

xD

[Fynniann]

....you should make a guide for monsters on how to get rid of the people above them..sometimes it get's pretty nasty for us..

[12gummiebear]

Unicorns horn

[MrMammoth013]

0:12 danny, you sound like steve urkel :D

[cakespy129]

i thought you were naked lol coming out of the bed

[AwesomeEpicMuffin]

V

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[Sasuke4ever54321]

there once was a pair of eyes under my bed...it was the cat -.- fffffffuuuuuuuu-

[Toxicnitr8]

dude herpies sux :/ check out famciclovir , supresses it really well. prevents cold sores :/ really really well. if used with tthe topical lotion aciclovir you dont have to have all that bullshit , ps ur fucking awesome!!

[pugluvinthug]

i kept watching 1:30-1:50 over and over again haha i crack up everytime hahaha

[CobeMonkey]

My monster is a tentacle monster ;)

[ShamoonX]

Great...Now i have to sleep on the floor!

[MusicLover9967]

Why are you talking so much?

[BiancaLoL1]

I am the monster under the bed. When I have my own children I will scare the shit out of them then look at em... pretend to cry, run out of the house... That's so I have fun and make the child think the monster is GONE!!!

[DontHateApreceate]

My matress is on the floor.

[Dirtspawn064]

@DontHateApreceate so now they can drop on you from the ceiling while u hide under the covers

[limeyjaxx]

I would say that the monster will eat you if you misbehave

[LatestFixGirl]

it must be a small monster... there is only 1cm between the bottom of my bed and the floor?;)

[laurenjk13]

Papa, I'm scared....there's seemed to be a monster under my bed.....I am a frightened child....I dont no WAT TO DO!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! Luv ya lemondrop leader....xx

[creechick123]

Lol

[bellotier67]

"tell your child that there is a monster under the bed, and that it will probably eat you" best part

[SuperFunnyDays]

I am a frightened child and I don't know what 2 to..! Hahaha best part.(:

[goldenmulti]

so wait, he sleeps with his shirt on?

[candywrapperyoyo5000]

Monster: *growls*

I:pull my blanketz over head

Monster: *growls louder*

I: *shiver*

Monster:scratches his nails on wood floor

I:am freakin out man

Monster: *laughs demonically*

I:DUDE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! IM TRYNNA SLEEP!!!

[MegaR34gtr]

i am a frightened child, i dont kno wat to doooooooooo lmao 00:10 -00:23 is epic

[EmmaTheBoo]

I fix monsters by laying in my bed with a .22 Shotgun.

They don't seem to growl much anymore.. :)

[AwesomeAlanna]

HAHAH I LAUGHED SO MUCH

[XxTh3N1ghtmarexX]

DUHHHHHH ITS SO SIMPLE GOD... call in a AC130 and blow that mother fuckin bed sky high :D

[xxoxxko]

the monsters udner my bed.. i fixed it by bending them over and fucking them hard

[Mrjd9876]

there are 2 people? the man in the mask isn't Danny?

[meganmarie2101]

0:10 to 0:22 I mean

[meganmarie2101]

I laughed so hard :0:10 to 0:22

[GmodSimon]

Movie "13 hobgoblins"

[Steelers630]

You should make a video of like playing with magnets and what happens with them around computrs

[livieluloo]

when i was younger i told my dad there was a monster under my bed, so he pretended the monster pulled him under my bed, so i called 911, and he felt like crap when the cops showed up XD

[jameson122397]

Take out a shotgun and blow the damn monsters away

[paulica038]

I stared at his top lip through the entire video.

[nois115]

not funny man... :D:D:D

[mikey31699]

I got monsters under my bed, there called sneakers

[4394503200]

@mikey31699 *they're *facepalm*

[xLurycz]

How do I deal with the monsters under my bed? I fart in my bed.

[miodragtv]

@xLurycz Ahahahahahah

[ijusthadsex24]

@xLurycz

yeah can you stop that... its giving me headaches :/

[andrewjg99]

lol it is so funny

[Gingieie]

He sounded like Sheldon playing his mom in the Big Bang Theory ;o

'Shelly! Some people from the future have come to take you away... Make sure you pack clean underwear!'

[MrVidJunkie97]

@Gingieie OMG!!! LMFAOOOO!!! I thought that straight way :D

[MrDeeSwifty]

Anyone else look under their bed?

[TheTeitur13]

is he high ? o.0

[Clubpenguinfan8890]

I think he'd be a good Bender xD in a way

[DarkSoul481]

I play this vid to it.... It soon leaves

[PsychoMessiah7]

I also think you could do a great Calculon impression!

[PsychoMessiah7]

Danny I reckon you could do a great Zap Branigan impression!

[cursedsheepwanderer]

hehehe, u luk like a dolphin ur so epic ^.^

[ElishaBlott115]

dude u stoner, your fucking pupils are so small LOL, LOVE your videos C:

[killa46464]

cos he's HOT!! der

[Shoeman60]

You are one funny ass man

[paintickles]

Please have unprotected intercourse with me, so i can have your babies. (:

[Birtaxoxo]

0:15, so funny I cried:'D

[firerysparks101]

whats on your top lip?

[TheBurekMastor]

@firerysparks101 he half-shaved :D

[ant99lexy96caleb10]

@firerysparks101 he woke up without washing his face and brushing his teth :0

[xDubstepShots]

@firerysparks101 Herpes.

[shutupitsmyopinion]

Mine tries to rape me every night.... His name is lady gaga

[DevsInspire]

I wonder what someone would think if they walked in on him doing a video...

[multisecondbanana]

my monster is a pedofile

[MatsurixFiji]

LMFAO XDXDXDXD

[JackSinester]

Why dont he ever wear a shirt......

[teenmetalfreak3]

@JackSinester 0:56-1:01 -____-

[JackSinester]

@teenmetalfreak3 LOL

[skunk597]

so how do I get Lady Gaga from under my bed?

[lacc771]

So donuts either get their holes through a petifies penis or through a unicorn's hole.I think thats how donuts get their holes. CLASIC!!!!!!

[vancetastic]

If that monster crawled out from under my bed I wouldn't complain lol he was cute

[crazedelites]

Every time my monster reaches out for me I reach for my beating stick. Then he'll get the point -:j

[dwight272]

i sleep wid my moster

[monkey6pie]

ALL LEMONDROPS!!!!!! Monsters are not under your bed!!!!! RANDOM SMILEY FACE!!!!!!!!

[Thevampiresarecool01]

this vid is SO funny

[supersammydog]

when u were in your bed it looked like u had a crazy night with how messy it was

[Goingtwordgod]

thumbs up if you just wanted to watch this cuz you used to think you had a monster under your bed

[sallysummerlove2491]

bahahahhaha i play the beginning of this video over and over it never gets old sooooo funny man!

[Gkwstarstruck1371]

@bangedyourgirl123 I thought that too!!!!!!

[bangedyourgirl123]

is it me or does it look like has cat eyes?

[sk8big4life1]

theres one under mine it makes noises

[TheOnlyMitchoman]

@sk8big4life1 that's your brother on the bottom bunk ;)

[pawsoff1994]

u should do a show and do all the voices u can

[Brookiefly100]

do bees have knees?

[Lovedethklok]

haha i hit my monsters with a brick in my pillow case

[wazzup972]

14 people had a monster under their bed!

[PoisonIvyThatsMyName]

13 monsters were gotten rid of under the bed

[TheKoukieMonster]

one question: why are you always naked in your videos?

[Jackattack1325]

Danny....I HAVE THAT TABLE:D

[Dna656]

"Papa, I'm scared.There seem to be a monster under my bed. And I'm a frightened child.I don't know wat 2 do."LOL!

[Nika2010100]

my son says: ,,Monsters can be peaple,, wich i agree

[miniman631]

13 people have nerd children!

[UseThoseChords]

laughing my ass off and its only been 20 seconds.

[banebaki97]

1:38  what is this program?

[banebaki97]

1:38 what is this program ???????????????

[Kaitlyn0299]

lol 0:29

[arielvonvanity]

13 monsters hate this video. o-o

[Infinity3860]

How Old Are You.... Talking a monster under the bed

[messedupduck]

you should do a viedo on how to kill yourself

[blood1993100]

why people don't put their own profile picture on facebook ?.......pleeeeeese

[hobbitboy666]

your eyes look really odd

[xXEdgar713Xx]

Monster=a dirty mexican

[ninjoyniga77]

pause at 1:56...LOOK AT HIS EYES

[XxSpaCeUnIcOrNxX]

You know what I would do? I would say there is a monster under your bed and then I'd get a fake gun and pretend to spray it under the bed. Then I would say I killed it and it's now in hell :)

[chix907]

:o wtf? lol umn....all your children are gonna grow up scarred for life lol! i loaf the butter outta yew tho!

[vidmiceter303]

i thought the grudge was under my bed for a long time, so finaly i decided to become friends with her. i went under my bed with a plate of cookies and a bottle of milk and waited for her to come out. i found out that the grudge i thought was underneath my bead was really a books pages fluttering to the vent. now i eat cookies and milk with the book grudge underneath my bed. ~catitgirl333

[angelbay14]

Woah...I never actually knew that "monster under the bed" was a metaphor. The more you know :).

[slugbiter]

I'm 11, I never was afraid of anything( still nothing) when I was a young girl so I scared my brother instead and caught snakes!

[mariahchili111]

Wen i was 5 my mom told me candy man (evil bloody black guy) was under my bed and that he would rip me up if my room wasnt clean.... Sooo i have a habbit of keepin my room super clean

[Thevampiresarecool01]

@mariahchili111 omGOD thts HILARIOUS!!!

[madnessbrah]

@mariahchili111 OMG that is so mean, if i meet your mum, ill slap her down.

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

keep pressing 8 o.o

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

danny for the president, or famous actor.

[plavusha228]

Is he gay?

[akaclutchz]

my brother is the monster under my bed cause i have a bunk bed

[WVK23]

My childhood ended when I discovered that there were no monsters under my bed. But that they are walking right on the streets..

Anyways good vids :D

[ladyapplebottms]

12 people hav monsters under there beds

[maddieals]

IT'S THE UNICORN VOICE?!?! HAHA. LOL

[ladyapplebottms]

1:36-1:48 is funny xD

[Shengy89]

The Japanese solved this problem by sleeping on the floor.

[bydamouf]

00:12-00:22 is THE BEST.

[comrad1214]

I would get one of my friends and get him/her to dress as a monster and make em go under my child's bed then make my child beat the shit out of them :D

[DhatzMyGuttaChika]

Papa there seemz to be a monster under my bed and I dnt kno what to do

[Paigeforever92010]

@YummyCupcake66 all you have to do is be yourself ;) becoming someone that you're not in order to get a boy to like you never works out. Even though he may start liking you, you'll start to miss being yourself and you'll act different around him too. I used to act like someone else to get girls to like me (it didn't work) but when I started being myself I got a girlfriend and now we've been dating for almost a year and I'm a freshman in high school. Be yourself and wait for that special someon

[Jakey0991]

come check out bed sheets in action @ crazycaitlin196 for funny videos and other stuff !!! xx

[Th4w]

Wow. That's exactly how I dealt with monsters under MY bed, with exceptions that insted of telling my parents, I figured that out by myself. I guess I'm just smart.

[deathifyer]

guess wen it gets funny 0:00

[monkeynutsXD]

I got ma hole from ma mommah!

[VintageeShoes]

0:11 - 0:23 lmao :')

[CMakssi]

Do you ever wear a top?

[cheesemuncher98]

I'm 20 and I still sleep with a hand gun

[xxheartxheartxx]

WHY DOES THE BITCH GOT A PENIS?!?!

[venskus2009]

can you make a video about why BAGELS have holes now?! i love you.... no hetero ;) lol GET IT..IM no gay... dont worry. but please, can you answer my FUCKING question?

[PurpleUnicorn1231]

He doesnt have a tattoo it is just a string he has that on both sides of the pajamas

[15graysongales]

GIANT MUNTANT ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!

Now that I have your attention, can you do a video on your favourite YouTube video that isn't one of your own. Please explain why it is your favourite video because other wise, it would be a very short video of yours.

P.S. I think I spelled APOCOLYPSE wrong

P.P.S. Your videos are the highest light of my day, other than the sun

P.P.P.S. Are you supposed to put more P.'s or more S.'s when you have more P.S.'s??? Explain that to me, Danny boy!?!?!

[melissabell141]

@15graysongales I got all happy when I saw that, then I got sad. Way to ruin the mood.

[lizzysBUZZED]

Tey get it through a pedis penis

[rawrsaysthemonster77]

I'm a unicorn and my horn IS a pedophiles penis!

[YummyCupcake66]

Can you make a video on how to get an average boy to liek you...?

[jinx1169]

After i saw this my little brother complained he had monsters under his bed. So i went to his room, put him on his bed and looked under his bed. Then i told him that there were monsters under his bed and if he made noise or got out of bed, he soul would be ripped apart and devoured by monsters. The next day, He knew i was lying and the put all of my cloths in a bathtub with inky water. Thank you, so much danny

[bieberfan177]

me and my sister have bunk beds and i told her u r my monster under my bed

[CreativeMusicify]

Danny, I get irritated with my little sister quite a lot. Would you please make a video on how to get back at her when she pisses me off? Thanks(:

[sexyprincess1236]

How come your always naked loz are you hahahahahah XD

[MrPlantania]

10 people were monsters :)