Watercooler Conversations #1 (Jon Lajoie)

[retrogamerSam]

By the time I watched Shutter Island, I had forgotten about this cartoon.

[TheD4rkAvenger]

thumbs up if you watched this before seeing shutter island :(

[XboxDragonx]

@TheD4rkAvenger wtf is that >_>?

[chikisol0]

He just ruined shutter island for me..

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

@chikisol0 I hope you're joking, because there's a spoiler alert in plain sight. Not to mention, it's in red, which is supposed to be the most noticable color to humans.

[gunninlinguist]

1,823 stapled together cats disliked this video...or something.

[SlapHappyEdits]

this is jon's lowest rated video. kinda suprising

[Sugarbunny030686]

Omg random!

[steelie2010]

i see your problem

i tried a hammer it works better

[thesantiso]

1822 got Shutter Island Finale fucked by Jon... Jon, good work

[FunnyAssJustin]

We want more of these Jon!

[Thosefriendsable]

i have a watercooler and should put it outside and see if i can make a watercooler converstation in real life XD

[JesseZomb]

Whoa wait what?

[JackTheOkeetee]

new ringtone *watercooler conversations*

[dustindo]

fuuuuck!! where is my phone?!?!

[tufty254]

someone going to pick up that phone...?

[IshikawaTakahashii]

is someones goin to answer the phone???

x))

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Watercooler...conversations...­

[americaneagle791]

HEY. NO. He was NOT crazy at the beginning.

[SlaughterTheFrail]

I did Nazi that comin.

[guythatmadethisvideo]

@SlaughterTheFrail ur a hooker

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@guythatmadethisvideo At least I make money.

[guythatmadethisvideo]

@SlaughterTheFrail ew ur gay

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@guythatmadethisvideo Hey now, women appreciate my services just as much.

[kfehrnstrom]

Thanks for the spoiler alert, I'll have to watch it later now.



[spike678morales]

stupidest video ever seen

[comedyfan4325]

Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

[MrTostados1]

Transcribe audio.

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in slang means hello peps

[Yosemited]

1,803 people couldn't afford a staple gun

[TheJack4real]

1,803 people want some chinese dick

[extremebrisk1]

watercooler coooooonversaaationss watercooler...conversations.

[IHATExFAKExMW2VIDEOS]

@extremebrisk1 this comment was on the other watercooler conversations you stupid troll, trying to copy and paste a comment, sad.....

[extremebrisk1]

@IHATExFAKExMW2VIDEOS Umadbro? :D

[Histify]

1,800th dislike. even though I liked the video.

[DevilDawg626]

HOLY SHIT ... it is alot harder than i thought ...

[Imnotaguy100]

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[MyReedsBroke]

oh boy threw me for a loop

[LikeABawsePS3]

not 777,777 ):

[xuxigirl]

777,777....FUCK YES

[jlkguy27]

Viewer number 777,777. I win. At life.

[erisgudajunge]

damn!!!

i wanted to see this movie!

chainsawing chainsawer go chainsaw yourself you motherchainsawer!

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

You're amazing

[xKILLJOYxSORROWSx]

fuck! i shouldv left the annotation on.. >.<

[angusfan11]

God Dammit answer the phone

[ApfelSteak]

I never planned on watching Shutter Island... Now I did and I hated myself for ignoring the spoiler warning >.<

[shelbster724]

this is sorta retarted

[ownedu12]

lightsaber like/dislike bar

[HappyMilkCartonHD]

@ownedu12 No it's fucking not. Since when do lightsabers have red handles?

[wawawa526]

@HappyMilkCartonHD

And then everyone gave 0 fucks.

[HappyMilkCartonHD]

@wawawa526 I got 33 likes i didnt know about, I think 33 fucks were given.

[Symbton]

@HappyMilkCartonHD

Since when do they have green handles?

[green90s]

like WAY harder!

[skullandswords]

If shutter island really ends like that, then it's copying The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari.

[Albinosaurable]

dud it is hard to kill a cat with a staple gun

[DnBSkwee]

i havent seen shutter island yet, cheers man aha

[lilsimee123]

omg this is effing brilliant

[NoOneLikesMyUsernam1]

Its a good thing I saw Shutter Island before this video.

[thekumarize]

yep yep yep yep yep yep

[bernytheman]

spoiler, dude!!! WTF!!!

[Belfoot]

the telephing rings

[mdew90210]

i watched this in the middle of watching shutter island for the first time

[MrAnderson97531]

HOLY SHIT IM THE 718,666TH VIEW! XD XD XD XD XD 666!!!!!!

[luvveyduvvey]

The accents are really freaking me out. They speak so normally... I guess you just don't see it too often. Canadian cartoons, I mean. They talk just like me! haha

[Powerflamer]

rofl i watched this video like 2 months before i watched shutter island, but i completely forgot about this when i watched it so it wasn't ruined :D

[96BLACKOPSVIDS96]

THEY DONT HAVE EYEBROWS... :P

[geekgal1000]

@96BLACKOPSVIDS96 yeah but they have weirdly colored eyelids--thats gotta count for something

[Ex7a5y]

Why the f*** do i hear a phone ringing everytime i watch this??!!!?

[MrJuico1337]

@Ex7a5y Maybe because it's in an office. Just a thought.

[pakkuale]

UN GENIO ASSOLUTO!! Troppo sottovalutato, facciamo crescere la sua popolarità anche in Italia: Cercate su Facebook "Jon Lajoie - Quest'uomo è un fottuto genio"!!

[alaskanidiot001]

and that is why you use a shotgun. staples arent as effective

[notredame6523]

First time seeing this because I never wanted to have shutter Island ruined. Just finished the movie and first thing I did was watched this video.

[56mikale]

The guy on the left is pretty much how we all talk on the East coast in Canada:)

[bailster1234567]

lol there is no 1:30?

[tracila1990]

yea well the frog ruined it for me lol

[NGstalagmite]

thought i recognised that softwware XD anime studio! :P

[clovince]

Watercooler c... onversations XD

[RapFusion]

Can anybody write the script, please? With it I could translate it to Spanish

(Sorry for my English, I'm Spanish)

[wowmadog]

Cheap ass cartoon lol

[AndJusticeForAll1231]

@wowmadog thats the fucking point dumbass

[stinkin2010]

the guy on the left sounds Canadian

[TheShotgunfun101]

@stinkin2010 You do know Jon lajoie is Canadian right?

[HampstaSandwich]

@stinkin2010 "sigh" (facepalm)

[blazezify]

the guy on the left looks like that guy from Keane

[awsomeking5]

what program did he use?

[cieran555]

i was guna rent shutter island tanite

bollocks

[youMOOBhaha]

fuck. i haven't seen shutter island.

[MultiRump]

wtf? this isnt even sexual!!!!!!!!

[colenbrak]

666 thou vuooz

[Quickman95]

The kid is fucking stupid. He thinks homosexual means man. It means a man who is prefers the same sex. Though I'll give you brownie points for being close; homosapian is the term for men. Pardon my spelling to all the grammar Nazis in here. And in closing, show me you genitals!

[GBTTKvideos]

@Quickman95 Your confused, Homo mean man Homosexual mean attracted to a man like women are hetero

This is in Latin, Greek and english

[DanielMolonB]

@GBTTKvideos Homo doesn't mean man. It means equal. Homosexual is someone who fells atraction for people of the same sex. Hetero means different. Heterosexual is someone who fells atraction for people of the opposite sex. That's why in chemistry we call a mixture that looks like one single thing(all equal) HOMOgenous and a mixture where you can differentiate two or more separated substances(different substances) HETEROgenous. Stop beeing so ignorant.

[GBTTKvideos]

@DanielMolonB No your wrong check with google translate or something. I speak latin i think it would be hard for a Brit , American or anywhere else who speaks only english to argue with me for Allahs sake.

[DanielMolonB]

@GBTTKvideos I've also studied a little latin(just enough to understand cientific terms) and I believe I understood the problem here. There are two "forms" of homo. There is the word homo like in homo sapiens that means man and there is the prefix homo that means equal like in homosexual(the same sex). In the end we both are right because homo means both( man and equal), just depend on the way you use it( as a perfix or as a word). But in homosexual it means equal.

[mrkanker1]

@DanielMolonB

you spelled scientific wrong..

and homo means same

homosapien is people

homosexual is gay

homosapien=ok

homesxual=burn

[DanielMolonB]

@mrkanker1 You're almost completely right. The only thing you got wrong was the spelling of the term homo sapiens because it has an "s " in the end and the words are written separated, first homo and then sapiens since in this case homo is a word not a prefix.

Homo sapiens = wise man homo= man sapiens= wise

Above homo= word Under homo=prefix

Homosexual = person who fells attraction for people of the same sex homo= same sexual=sexual

[GBTTKvideos]

@DanielMolonB No your wrong equal is Par or aequlis not homo,homo means man homo sexualmean attracted to a man, there your wrong you probaly got a latin dictionary and looked it up so you found out that you sound like a complete twat

[DanielMolonB]

@GBTTKvideos If you read a latin (or english) PREFIX dictionary you will see who is beeing the twat here. I don't know if you know the difference between PREFIX and WORD. If you don't know search on google. Par and aequlis are WORDS that mean equal but the PREFIX that means equal is HOMO and the WORD homo(in latin) means man.

[aethanum]

@DanielMolonB You're right. Check out other words with homo- prefix, like homogenous, homology, homomorphic, homonym, homophone.

[DRAGONFORCEBEATDOWN3]

1) hold ur breath

2) make a penis with your hands

3) think of the tine ur waisting reading this

4)kiss the penis

Now fuck off with that copy and paste crap

[amlfa]

Thumbs up if u got thirsty when u saw the water cooler.

[Nacholism]

SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER AKERT!

[SUPERSPARTA41]

in soviet russia water drinks you

[The23unknown23]

@SUPERSPARTA41

in soviet russia, penis sucks you!

[Antifaschist99]

Greek homo means same

Latein homo means human

[vanitykx]

@Antifaschist99 Antifaschist is right but I'd like to add something to that: the Greek "homo" is written "omo" with an aspiration accent on top of it so when it is pronounced it sounds like "homo". "Homo" in Latin does mean "human" but it is derived from the Greek word "homa" which means dirt (b/c Adam was supposedly created out of dirt by god).

[canadaisdry]

@GBTTKvideos homo means same not man

[firestartervc]

I've already seen that

[1996anthony1]

man haters these day getin mad cus dey aint funny or cool and all haters ar gay nd did you no homosexuals are gay like all haters

[TheDorkySquirrel]

@1996anthony1 Cool story bra.

[monosucks]

@1996anthony1 i hope you're being ironic and this isn't how you speak and or spell

[thebestround]

@1996anthony1 ?? thats horrible.

[GBTTKvideos]

@1996anthony1 homosexuals aren gay you idiot if you new a different language then maybe you would understand what Homosexual meens

HOMO= MAN in Latin and Greek

SEXUAL= well ill tell you when your a bit older little boy ,time for a nap

GAY= Same sex attractions

you also said "NO" instead of "Know", "dey", "day" you didnt pluralize "cus" ,"ar "and "nd"

Jon is mad at you for viewing his art as you are boviously of a inferior race becuase of your genetics ,sir

[NOHHissue]

@GBTTKvideos And you said "new" instead of "knew"

/fail

[GBTTKvideos]

@NOHHissue ironic

[randomness711]

@GBTTKvideos im pretty fucking sure your the only one who doesnt use the word homosexual. and yes homosexual does mean gay, look it up in the fucking dictionary dumbass. and by the way, homo means same, not man. and gay has about 50 meanings same sex attraction being the newest.

[GBTTKvideos]

@randomness711 NO, Homosexual, break it down homo is man in English, Latin and Greek. Your a fucking dumb ass and Gay doesn't have 50 meanings it has 3 it pretty new your thinking of the word faggot which has 7 meanings. So you have just further proven that you are un-educated

HOMO is man not gay.

Its like most old English words have been turned into something offensive like Pedo or Herero

proof your a retard

[randomness711]

@GBTTKvideos DIPSHIT, homo means same, not man, the fact that you broke homosexual into a totally different meaning just tells me how much of an arrogent prick you are and i didnt mean gay has litterally 50 meanings shithead its called a hyperbole. and i never used the word homo to mean gay, i said homo sexual, homo meaning same and sexual meaning... well sexual, so same/sexual is used to refer to gay people. just like hetero means different or opposite, heterosexual, to the opposite sex.dumbass

[GBTTKvideos]

@randomness711 NO, i speak Latin it means in English Latin and Greek MAN, also you didnt say anything about gay so your contradicting yourself as you spoke about homosexual not gay, fail.

You dont need to explain all of your dialog that is just proof that you just found out about it and want to put it in a comment to feel smart. hetero means female you fucking idiot i speak it fluently so stop arguing and except this you mong you made all that up.

Im right your wrong stop arguing about english

[20117roosevelt]

there should be spoiler alert about shutter island

[BMXlucasWatkins]

love his videos but they take longer to load han shit

[ThED1rtYLLamA69]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@ThED1rtYLLamA69 SHUT the FUCK up you dirty ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT.

[hcvideoproductions]

@ThED1rtYLLamA69 1) Hold your breath

2) Never let go

3) Have fun in hell

[BulleLaTerreur]

Comme "Caméra café"

[FireJellyBean]

1,756 people were the cop in shutter island

[Slagathor11]

It's funny cuz it's sooooo easy to kill a cat with a staple gun. I do it like 12 times a day. The number would be higher but I've gotta balance my time between killing cats and masturbating to finding nemo clips. So it gets pretty hectic as one could imagine.

[awsomeninjaassassin]

@Slagathor11 I want your babies

[RainbowManification]

@Slagathor11 You may be in second place for the internetz

[posom1]

@Slagathor11 You're my idol.

[zacwashere2007]

@Slagathor11 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH <3

[theman3725]

@Slagathor11 Cats are cool dont kill them hellhounds are bad.

[treker999]

@Slagathor11 my heart goes to you bro

[mufasa7777777]

@Slagathor11 hha one of the best fuckin comments in youtube history haha

[ilovemcr863]

@Slagathor11 i just spit applejuice all over my computer xD

[agentofFBI36]

mc canaidian stereotype!!

[NinjasKill123]

Dude, all of his characters are either stoned or drunk. Just noticed that lol.

[dooochbaggg]

lol "that titanic fella". (yeah i quoted the video, fuck off)

[josejalepeno63]

ruined shutter island for me.but still good though

[zatanzilla]

@josejalepeno63 He gave ya a warning! =P

[Nahzalos]

@josejalepeno63 Good thing Shutter Island sucked :v

[josejalepeno63]

@Nahzalos i thought it was ok

[crzysteve159]

9 to 5.

[TheBluewaffle36]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[SmdScape]

@TheBluewaffle36 faggot.

[Arknetu01]

Some should really answer that DAMN phone!

[donnyboy305]

I think he just couldnt live with the pain of knowing he killed his wife and children. So he gets the procedure so he can cope with reality. Would you rather die a hero or live a monster. Also i doubt he has anything to go back to hed have to completely re start. He does not turn around when his partner calls him by his invented name. I think he just wanted to escape reality once again.

[ElphabaSally]

@donnyboy305 and this came from, where? did i miss something? or are you talking about shutter island? (i've never seen it)

[gunmum123]

1748 people were watching shutter island and didnt see the warning

[warehime81]

1746 people forgot to put staples in their staple guns and got killed by their cats

[jrman624]

@warehime81 One person is an attention whore.

[ironm4id3n]

Yep yep yep yep yep

[987katiem]

Wtf? That was kinda weird...but fucking funny!!

[rolingpingu]

So...men also wear eyeshadow?

[TheBSxperience]

Actually in Shutter Island he isn't crazy. At the end his partner and him plan on breaking out.

[mubutukinkeke]

@TheBSxperience It's debatable. I personally think he was still crazy by the end and didn't know he was a patient but it was left intentionally ambiguous in the film at least.

[I3renno]

@TheBSxperience durp durp

[warehime81]

1,742 people think its easy to kill a cat with a staple gun

[monkeybits132]

wwaaatercooooolerrr conver-sa-tion <3

[Ringowasprettygood]

who didnt watch this video?

[WoWIcebane]

shutter island sucked balls.

[INSTERMENTAL]

i thought my phone was going of or summing was this vid tho ahha anybody else notice that?

[yoman361]

@toovoot yah, he says not see and it sounds like "Nazi"

[JACKALSPLICER]

WAT

[daboodeef179]

"quote that says something about how many people dislike the video and it isn't funny at all"

[soccerplyrr021]

@daboodeef179 that wasn't funny

[cantwait4mw2]

@daboodeef179 i fucking hate when ppl do that, amen brother

[hitmanzach]

HAHAHAHAHAA turn on transcribe audio its is fucking funny!!

[gogi8124]

i hard to kill a cat with a staple gun huh try with a paper clip