Pissing in the Rain

[JellaMonTaco]

very enlightening....but what about pissing in the wind!?

[FmMan33]

You pisser, now I need to do a piss.

[BugsMr123]

I thought, for a moment, that you were going to share an ecstatic moment ... and somehow we ended up in the 'analysis workshop', explaining how the real joy of the pissing experience is to be found is the secure satisfaction that comes with realizing that it's all just physics.

And strangely, the pleasure goes away.

[Curas1]

I wonder in a Zero G environment what would the fastest a person could propel themselves pissing and would men or women have a better advantage at it ?

[jamiethomsonssongs]

@Curas1 based on speed alone, not sure who'd perform best,

but if they had to piss their way through a maze or round an obstacle course,

men would be a tough act to follow.

[Curas1]

@jamiethomsonssongs

Guess it would be raw thrust vs vectoring ability LOL!

[jamiethomsonssongs]

@Curas1 haha, indeed.. certainly a sight to behold.

[THEGrumpyTed]

By the gods below; Fred you're the only man alive who could make this argument so sincerely and so effectively.

[WetlandsRemediation]

Wonderful agreed, sir.

It even cures the athlete's foot.

But you'll never convince the ladies.

Here the droughth is so deep-

public urination is considered an act of charity.

[trick0171]

or a swimming pool

[junka22]

I sometimes have these horrible accidents when I consume lots of alcohol...

[Elaina43]

Keep tipping it down - ya don't wanna rain on yourself.

[1life1chance1986]

Taking a piss is bliss.

[SSanf]

Goes to show that everyone has their own idea of a good time.

[AnneOnAMoose]

I get the same feeling pissing on a police car, the world just comes together and makes sense.

[tmafkap]

Never whistle while you're pissing...

[Grishnackolyte]

I got piss drunk last night and walked out naked into my backyard and pissed on the lawn. That was relieving.

[MsSmokeNmirrors]

I am very glad you did not start pissing at the end of this.

[SkidRowRadio]

my dad agrees with you. our garden stinks.

[2bsirius]

Do you need any special equipment to conduct this experiment?

[conferencereport]

@2bsirius None whatsoever, although I would imagine having a penis makes a difference.

[pyrrho314]

very common experience where i live

[almafarag]

just giving in to FALLING, flowing.. pissing in the shower has something orgasmic to it indeed, almost something cathartic.. never thought about the rain, though.. sounds inviting... just streaming, beaming our liquid being, JET-TISONING

[AnomalousDataPoint]

How about having a sticky shit in a sauna?

[conferencereport]

@AnomalousDataPoint I think I'll pass on that one; I don't fancy the clean up. I do like the alliteration of the sentence though.

[shlockofgod]

As one is breaking a slight taboo it's also a release of emotional tension.

I don't pee in the shower myself because it's against Jesus.

[conferencereport]

@shlockofgod Speaking of which watch?v=sEQ_QUXZmeY

[KillKeymo]

Warm water showers, something about taking a piss in the shower knowing that everything will flow down the same drain, something about it that just seems so "right"

[DerivedEnergy]

I never thought it was possible to make urinating sound so...so...so..beautiful.

# sobs into handkerchief #

[Loreleila]

Better than doing it in the wind probably.

[BinaryBunyip]

Pee over the drain hole when you're in the shower. It can reek sometimes lols.

[wonderpope]

I'll go have my shower

[WeirdUniverse]

why do we feel the need to take a piss anyway when we hear water flowing? is it just a psychological association or is it something else? surely someone has researched this phenomenon!

[ProfessorCWI]

I don't do that because the last time I did, a snake almost bit my dick off.

[warmwarmerdisco]

I piss in the shower nearly every time I shower... it's nice..yeah

[ForeverWolfFilms]

One of my biggest dreams as a kid was a to pee standing up, hah. It truly seemed to me like the only way to really have a good leak... Having to squat in the rain is no fun at all.

[yoyoboy70]

I'll have to try this sometime.

[bikemessenger7]

there is also the feeling of connection. I especially feel it when urinating from a high point. off a cliff perhaps. if I can reach the ground 40 50 feet away while still going, well I feel something as if I am touching that point in the distance.

[conferencereport]

@bikemessenger7 Just don't try it off the platform of a subway station. That third rail is a killer.