KATT WILLIAMS ON DATING

[FLpolo]

man that fat dude's body looks MISERable. it looks like it cant take it anymore

[Phuckinthapool]

u FAT muthafucka take money

[teacherscalee]

Just take that cafe mocha and hit the bricks.

[SuperBdotson1]

@teacherscalee hahaha that shit was funny

[ctuan13]

Wait is that Ralphie May?

[cmarcelo10]

@ctuan13 Yep. Funny mothafucka Ralphie!

[pimpdaddylunaa]

why all you talking bout this other dude thats on it, like stfu & who gives a fuck bout how big he is, geeze

[StereoCherry]

It's not his weight that bothers me. It's his laugh. God damn.

[drewchadwickmusic]

take that cafe mocha and hit the bricks!

[lolrobin]

WATCH OUT, THERE'S A HUGE BLOB TRYING TO EAT YOU ALL!!! RUN, HE'S RIGHT BESIDE YOU!!!

[Westerlijk]

Katt???, is it winter there in the show, please take your cap of.

[macryan19]

"It's more of an audition" XD

[googlepimp231309]

ehh just too piss em off goooodannit hes FAT lmfao roflmao lol

[MsActresswannabe]

@googlepimp231309 You didn't get any thumbs up so obviously you're not funny or correct. So quit lying. & don't use god's name in vain. That's rude.

[googlepimp231309]

@MsActresswannabe obviously no one gave a fuck just like you shoulda done the same N FUUUCCKK YOUUU telling me what i can say or not go get shot !

[MsActresswannabe]

@googlepimp231309 Quit cussing troll. Your mom didn't teach you any manners?

[thebdudes]

Just shut the fuck up and get a damn life ass holes. Who gives a shit if some ones fat. That's the way they fuckin are. If you don't like it than don't watch the fuckin video!

[nayamayne916]

Like to let these fags know arguing on the internet is pathetic especially on youtube comments

[reddestyoshi]

yes!!! feed the h8...HAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE!!!

[sackjob01]

How about u both shut the fuck up and give me the last word. That way neither of you win :) The end

[MsActresswannabe]

@sackjob01 How about you don't get into other peoples conversation? Keep to yourself.

[DjGrimmace]

wow for the people arguing on the net HEY DOUCHE BAGS, ARGUING ON THE NET IS LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS!! even if u win ur still retarded :3

[MsActresswannabe]

@DjGrimmace Duh, you're a dumbass. How are you going to talk about everyone arguing when you're trying to start an argument yourself by calling us douche bags. Hypocrite.

[DjGrimmace]

@MsActresswannabe lmao case and point, since u didnt get a reply from some1 you are arguing with and u then try to start shit with me xD thats hilarious, you make me feel good :3

[MsActresswannabe]

@DjGrimmace Actually I did get a reply & I seen your comment talking about us starting shit but look at you. You're trying to "win" like you said by commenting back. So like you said, you're "retarded."

[xGuera7x]

Yer fucked up @nhlasomethin -.-

He kinda reminds me of snoop doqq

[TheGreggiraldo]

@mrraygalan and @nhlalwenhlezondo please stop with the fat jokes towards ralphie may, please do me a favor and save the fat jokes for someone who really deserves them !

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

I like that the fat guy is trying not to stand out, lawls!

[nikerocks]

@nhlalwenhlezondo Thats Ralphie May who is hilarious btw

[MrRayGalan]

what the fuck was with the whale sitting on a chair!!

[jorayx]

That nigga wasn't joking the fuck around. I admire his candor. That's a strategy more people should be able to adopt

[churdtzu]

funny he says that's how he dates now that he has money. i don't see why i should wait

[jkocwhite]

@92draw you do know katt willams was an honor student all thru his years of school?. alrhough you may not think he is funny ge makes makes more then 100grand a show and he was doing close to 400dates a tour, add that up real quick. with your obviously vast education

[sucre003]

lmaaaaao 

[SayainBroly1]

the fat ass is juss laughing hahha

[cedzworld]

Yep, Ralphie got even got even bigger (smh) but he's still funny as hell.

[cedzworld]

Damn! Is that Ralphy May?!

[darinbar]

Recognize the 600lb guest? I forgot his name oh, Ralphy.

[ThatsERRDAY]

the big guys gooping over the chair

[HellsAngelsofNC]

Why was that big dude on there? Is this like some talk show or something?

[terskip]

@HellsAngelsofNC The big dude was a guy by the name of Ralphie Maye or something close to that, he is a stand up comedian, and a pretty good one at that.

[weezy8925]

wat ever happen to katt?

[ainomoadakine]

HAH!!!!! THAT BITCH's face LMAO. she looked like she wanted to stab him. women take it personally when a guy doesn't give a fuck about the 1s he's screwing.

[iwrestledmikeonce]

wowwww katt is a comedian his job is to exagerate and make things up for comic value come on now

[football01ify]

92 draw .........wth are you talking about your retarted

[92draw]

He isnt even funny!! Dumd nigger i bet he didn't even get an education

[InFeCtIoNV4]

@92draw I am gunna take you to my class and use you as show and tell for downs syndrom

[1111freethinker]

@92draw I believe Katt Williams did a joke about you some years ago."semi literate, redneck, self hating, faggit"..check this out next time you need a reality check

[lukaqota]

You are sooo fat that...... If they would start with that.

[dahomieMays]

Ralphie May is fuckin hilarious

[HumaneAnon]

I can respect a man for not wanting to spend time bullshitting with finding the special one. However, I gotta say that 30 minutes is a tad....how shall I say...premature? lol ^_^

[mjfreshkatt28]

Deadasss aha

[yubisakireno]

ralphie maaaayyy~~~~

[Gfaze]

That big guy is Ralphie May, look him up because he's pretty damn funny.

[keyboard2222]

Cant agree more the best ones in the bed are always the crazy ones...

[satchito]

Sorry folks, but looking at Americans that weight about the same as my car doesn't surprise me anymore. He's lovin' it!!!!

[sooty3000]

dear lord SOMEBODY SEND THAT THANG BACK TO THE OCEAN xD

[NyrishaThaA1singer]

I MISS YOU KATT!!!!! PLZ COME BACK!

[rashidxxxz]

@NyrishaThaA1singer where is he???

[MsActresswannabe]

Wow, you all are so damn rude. Quit talking about his weight. Who cares? Nobody. I feel sorry for the people who wrote those comments and gave it a thumbs up. The video is about KATT, not him.

[ElMakz]

@MsActresswannabe BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND PROVOCATIVE

[MsActresswannabe]

@ElMakz So you talk about his weight? That makes no type of sense. -_-

[ojfreshsqueezedd]

@MsActresswannabe u probably are fat urself thats why u are defending him hahahah fatty mcgooo

[MsActresswannabe]

@ojfreshsqueezedd You're lame as fuck. I'm not fat but if I was, who cares? Lmao. You get on here to make fun of people? Get mature & grow up. It's 2012 bitch. Bye(:

[ojfreshsqueezedd]

@MsActresswannabe lol fatty go eat some more cupcakes and play with ur 12 cats trying to convince urself u have a life. bye

[MsActresswannabe]

@ojfreshsqueezedd I'm confused. Why are you talking about yourself? Lol & I have no life? You replied to my comment so fast. Don't waste your life on YouTube. It's pathetic(;

[ojfreshsqueezedd]

@MsActresswannabe yea i have a smartphone. and that was a great comeback

[MsActresswannabe]

@ojfreshsqueezedd I guess. Haha.

[GuobadiaO]

@MsActresswannabe u seriously dumb huh?

[MsActresswannabe]

@GuobadiaO I'm dumb? Atleast I use complete sentences with complete words. It's you're not "u." Thanks for trying to call someone dumb when you are yourself. Have a nice day loser(;

[rypatenau]

@MsActresswannabe He is pretty fat though...you must admit.

[MsActresswannabe]

@rypatenau & you're pretty mean...you must admit.

[jcons211]

@MsActresswannabe i bet your a fat bitch ahha

[MsActresswannabe]

@jcons211 *I *you're Get your grammar skills up please before you try to get smart. Bye. <3

[jcons211]

@MsActresswannabe Cya fatty

[MsActresswannabe]

@jcons211 LAWL. You act like you're hurting someones feelings when we're just over here laughing. Lmfao. Lame.

[Trybe007]

Love this Katt. 

[Steeeeevenn]

it looks like they put a beanbag on a chair

[SquareRo0o0t]

I think I've solved the mystery of where Dave Chappelle is.

That dude ate him!

[tobiasjones69]

WTF did that fat guy say lol bepaba sent pa beba sent ba bebe

[123qwerty]

do not joke about that guy

they had to surgically remove him from the chair afterwards hahaha

[cyptin]

go to my friends page please, its rap / hip hop. itsgeneric

[toketilyouchokenig]

Nigga had me rollin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilikevines]

the best part about this show is that it shows everyone how insecure and attention-hungry all comics are

[spareld]

@TheAwokenMind wow why would your uploads be nothing but black people and then call someone the n word...and as far as latinas huh? where in this video does he say anything about latin women? because I'm confused

[theshouldersman]

@TheAwokenMind hey dude that's a little harsh isn't it i dont know if you know Katt personally but what did he do to you.

[Mo2477]

I really like katt williams, he talk REAL shit, no homo

[Rando776]

keep pressing 2 

[Igoryok1990]

lol "...Just take a lotey & hit the bricks!"

[makpak]

whos the fat guy? his side fat was resting on the arm of the chair.

[dawala1000]

@makpak that was ralphie may , look him up he is realy funny .

[Paston3oys]

@dawala1000 NICE ONE MATE ;)

[5layer77]

Katt looks like A.I. man

[Anthonylikezyou]

Katt could barely to look at that blob.. LOL

[ElMakz]

fat mother fucker, shot him!

[TheUrbanVet]

True true true

[londontopboy]

Katt Williams Gotta drop the Pimping now, I like him, he's cool, and he's got more balls than Black Men I have met, this Nigga Adopted 7 foster kids, shit

[07missjayy]

fuck up wankers

[MuncKyxD]

DAMN HE'S FAT!!

[DONNIMETROPOLIS313]

Thats my outlook on dating and im not anywhere near rich,.....

[MNorm15]

you already know this fat white nigga gonna take that chair with him wherever he fuckin go

[hush87u]

that fat white guy is jus DRIPPING fat over the seat init loool

[thelioness0809]

the fat guy is ralphie may. very funny comedian. he was the runner up on the first season of last comic standing.

[k5lta]

@thelioness0809 yeah and his wife is hot.

[XL33tguyX]

wow that guy was bigger than the chair !

[TheSxcpwiincess]

lmaooo that i wish they would have kept filiming till the end because i wanted to see if that fat guy could get out of his chair because it looks stuck on him

[bucoslo]

omfg that guy is sooo fat!!! :O

[robinjonk]

They forgot to order extra large seats for that guy

[ObasStan]

tell it like it is katt thats the truth!

[secondbible]

right, katt, and what did you say about MJ ? thumbs down.

[StephannieChristi]

GO+TO[GETAFREE360,dot!C0M-TO:G­ET-A%FREE:XBOX$360$WITH;KINECT­

[enyceofnyc]

Katt is telling his truth.. but it's kind of weak that his money is at the root of his game.. he's probably paying for the #$(*#$....

[mistermarcusgmail]

@enyceofnyc He's being truthful. Before I started making money I was doing the long term dating thing, and then when I started to get paid, that's basically what it is - an audition. And yes, you DO know whether it will work after that first quick date, sometimes before it. Like I won't date a girl who doesn't have a car of her own AND is working, but all the single females are doing nothing with their lives.

[enyceofnyc]

fat guy is saying 'been pimping since been pimping since been pimping'

[abrhamlee]

i swear he's right

[gamebuddies]

WTF Is that fat guyy saying?

[rugedandraw]

fat guy killed my buzz godamnit

[eleutheromaniac]

DAMN RALPHY YOU SCARY

[Camford99]

dont think he is funny

[jalen2021]

lol, he's funny even wen he's not swearing

[360000190]

He looks like Allen iverson

[TheWalshy2009]

freaaak



[jamespat10]

Big Beluga.

[MrSkippy232]

OMG THT BIG GUY MAKES ME SOOOO HORNY !!!!!

[ChargeChris]

he kinda look like allen iverson...

[rozay604]

WTF IS THAT DUDE DOIN THERE

[fasttechtv]

what a true pimp

[MuslimSoljaUSA]

Damn that guy is FATT. Probably got hungry when they said Dominoes lmao nvm I'm not mean like that just had to say it. I know others were thinking about it 2.

[SirVlogsAlot1]

I just got a boner

[jonnyosterman]

I like how he just completely missed that guys Dominoes Pizza joke.

[fartmonkey200]

LOL banana cream pies...

[tdogg4575]

take that cafe mocha and hit the bricks

[tiramisu327]

A Wild Snorlax Appears!! 0:34

[dinesh2hell]

@tiramisu327 HAHAHA! 

[thcthc]

@tiramisu327 hahaah...pimpin pimpin

[Cris720854]

@tiramisu327 daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm thats oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­.dddddd

[420herojuana]

@tiramisu327 ralphie may

[pmtkillah]

that mane chin was sittin on his tits

[onlyCAHILL]

that fat dude was ralphie may he funny as shit too



[theomega616]

The size of that guy!

Poor chair ....

[jordan81197]

I always noticed that laugh too, from that dude then the girls little laugh

[chrisbrownsucks23]

thatt shitt sounded likee a fuckinn dog toy...

[chrisbrownsucks23]

was i the only one who heard that laugh..??

2 evill && a squaekk..

(0:46 - 0:53)

[extremegunn94]

ralphy mae is funny though, just annoying on this one.. maybe because he wasnt wearing that black jackets

[MylesC1234]

what was the fat guy saying?...

[ddb101]

hahhahahaha hes High

[decaturboi42]

@Eminemloverr100 the fat guyis ralphy mae he's actually pretty funny and he was saying "big pimpin" it came from katt williams stand up special the pimp chronicals

[daddytangee]

@Eminemloverr100 lol no fucking clue.... idk why but it pissed me off when he opened his mouth

[151320141]

omg katt Williams i want to go to Starbucks with you

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

she's really good but she's...banana cream pie, LMAO

[gotantwo]

Love you Katt....Tell it like it IS...

[chefawkes]

0:35 reminds me of the star wars scene when the fat alien has princess leia chained to his chair

[AJROCKZ123]

Its like everything he says now...you can't take it seriously, thats how funny he is.

[badaman09]

was that peter griffin

[Smokhypetersen]

@badaman09 the one and only

[pootang47]

@badaman09 Awesomely hilarious......yet not rude or offensive =) i like it

-:just quietly:-

(i gave you a thumbs up ...wink....wink)

[TheRatchetkid]

@badaman09 hes bigger than peter griffin

[JOJO619BOY]

damm katt wanted to smacc on the lard ass

[Stn3dRaid3r]

he forgot to say "bitch" at the end.... now ain't that some lame ass shit ^

[Kymecats]

luv it

0:33 the girl's face is jokes...at first shes like...what a cocky bastard...then shes like..i need that cock