You should have the lead guitar shaped like a batleth and bass guitar shaped like a Komerex Stella. Qa 'Pla, may the blood of our enemies flow upon are blades! Death to the Fereration. The Romulans have no honor! ...but you could probably use a Ferengi agent.
Okay, I take back everything I said about the vocals in Death Metal. The problem is with English, not the singers. Klingon works much better. yljah, Qey' 'oH!
Qapla'! all the P'Taks out there who have nothing better to do then watch these vids that they "claim" to not like but if they didnt like em then why would they be watching to begin with?
While I agree that such people shouldn't be complaining, there is a huge hole in your logic.
You seem to forget the suggested box, and the fact you can have videos sent to you. Someone who would end up viewing such a video through said means while not knowing beforehand what they were going to end up viewing may dislike this.
Klingons would never listen to this, sorry . It is known Klingons do not like music without proudly clearly sung lyrics.. Klingons like opera. If they were to listen to a form of rock it would certainly be Oi! . Oi! is sing along style rock, with honor being the message in the lyrics. Death metal is chaotic, and without honor.. a disgrace to real klingons. Qapla!
You are a fucking idiot. You know who listens to Oi!? Fucking morons. Not honorable warriors. You silly suede-headed fuck. I hope you and Joe Hawkins rot in hell along with the Business and fucking Cocksparrer you cocksucker. Die already.
And honestly, all of Stovokor's songs are about honor and if you feel the need for a sing-a-long you are a douche. Because only douche's enjoy sing-a-longs. When you get your head out of kindergarten music class you can make the distinction between good music and bad. Until then, stick to Sham 69 you utter dumbshit. I bet you're sixteen too, not completely aware that Oi! was over in eighty-four. Go talk shit about something else before I eat some curry and take a big Oi! in your mouth.
Kindergarteners could probably play instruments better then these dudes and certainly could sing better. As I already told you im 25. But your age bashing insults do show that age does not translate to the maturity a 29 year old should have. Im glad you trashed Oi!.. O wait no you didnt. You just said its for morons and douches. You didnt have any solid way to dis Oi!, no real reasons, so instead you just started calling names, instead of saying why its actually bad music. Brains of your music.
You make very little sense and I understand why. You are an Oi! fan who spends his free times filming himself playing 8-bit video games and shit-talking other people's videos semi-anonymously on the internet. You are fucking plate glass and we can all see right through, you are an insecure little jerk who would benefit from a step ladder so you could always be just a foot or two above everyone. You have social AIDS, so if it makes you feel big to act like an idiot on youtube, right on!
One thing that I was thinking about was how derivitive and boring Oi! is. I was thinking about that song "Joe Hawkins" and how the two featured chords in that song sound a lot like Eddie Money. I also think that you would gladly blow Jow Hawkins and every member of every Oi! band. Mainly because you are a mentally deficient half-assed sheep that would do anything that a sing-a-long told you to do. And by the way, Crystalis was boring. I bet you love Myst too. You are the myst master.
And by the way; I was never just bashing Oi! it was more bashing YOU for your love of derivative boring macho shlock. There was only one good Oi! band, Biltz and they turned into prog on their third album. I have forgotten more about music than you will ever know. Also, where are your music credentials? Do you think the NES is an instrument? Oh wait... you're a clueless dick, so thats where that comes from. Still crossing my fingers that you die soon! Kisses!
Watch DS9 for Klingon Opera, it sounds like Karp. You fucking dick-drooler. I can picture you, with your zits and greasy hair, jerking off to Japanese animation. Crying when your mom tells you to get a job because she wants you to pay rent, but you can't tear yourself away from WOW long enough to get the pizza hut job that might give you the self respect and determination to create a life, a REAL fucking life. With real friends, real experiences. You are a reed in the wind. A non factor. A ghost
Please come to a Stovokor show so I can watch you get your ass kicked. (refer to the Machines of War video for the 7 foot singer knocking out a guy probably not that different from you) I would love to see you get your face buckled. You little girl. Little fucking cupcake. Tiny little liliputian marshmallow. You are Hannah Montana but with less testosterone. Your penis is inverted isn't it? You wear ladies speed stick. You smell like potpourri. Still waiting for you to die!
Sometimes I sit and think about piss-drinking, anime obsessed Halo players like you and it makes me sad. Then I think about douche's like you, talking shit behind a few servers, never able to stand up to a person in real life. And knowing Oi! fans the way I do, you'll respond to this saying you're some vicious ass kicker when really you couldn't comb your fucking hair without a guild telling you to do it. god, what a dick.
You talk so much shit, which is hilarious. If i was standing in front of you, you'd say nothing. You'd call me sir and stay out of my way. But with some cute 8-bit username you're safe. You silly bitch. Click on my username and you'll see I have nothing to hide. No videos of me completing boss battles, just me being a musician. Something that a jealous fuck like you could never do. If you took the time to master a skill and not just haunt the internet you might be worth more than a dog-turd.
Wait, what is this?! You can't be real! There is noone that would admit to being you out there! This has to be Jesse fucking with me! Jesse you dick, noone would put those videos up for real! You asshole, here I am fucking with a person that doesn't exist! Nice one!
then he ripped out his own oesophagus and managed to strangle 50 more without breaking a sweat. then he spent the rest of the day individually teabagging them all whilst drinking harsh klingon ale. like... chuck norris has nothing on klingon death metal.
Guaaaarrrgh!!! I wanted to form a Klingon metal band called Stovokor. These douchebags stole my idea. Good for them, since I don't really have time for that crap anymore. They should cover Manowar tunes, and changed all the Viking references to Klingon ones. Hail and Kill!!!
Star Trek is one of those things where, if you're not careful. You get sucked into it emotionally, psychologically, mentally, perhaps even subconsciously.
The people who fail to maintain an emotional distance from the series become Trekkies.
Then again, looking at bible obsessed Christians, these people aren't so bad after all.
Wow, you just manged to find a way to incorporate Trekkies with Christians.
Wow, just wow. I bet you must find a way to incorporate your disdain for Christians no matter what video you're commenting.
Keep it to yourself and keep it related to the music please. If you want to talk about how bad Christians are find another video because people are watching a Klingon death metal band and could really give a shit less about what you think.
I'm a big fan of Star Trek, perhaps an even bigger fan of the klingons, and I also like metal, but the way they sing in Kilingon makes it hard for me to like. Their music is decent, I just think they should try to sing in English. Actually by the end of the song I didn't care that I couldn't understand it.
"they should get a real job" this coming from someone who is so bent out of shape by an online star trek related video that he felt the need to put up a derogatory comment. i think you should aim your commentary inward. if you're not a fan, so be it. but since you are not a fan, why bother trying to ruin other people's fun?
oh and your broken English sentences are really annoying. find somewhere else to vent your frustrations. and by that I don't mean leave your mother's basement (obviously thats a lot to ask a person with SO much time on their hands.) I mean find a different website.
I like the music, not so much the singing. I don't understand a word.
KelleyMRyan182 1 month ago
10 people are pe'taQ.
inkspray 4 months ago
Only true nerds would ever watch this video.
sexypotterhead 6 months ago
@sexypotterhead i guess thats us
hatezgory 6 months ago
You should have the lead guitar shaped like a batleth and bass guitar shaped like a Komerex Stella. Qa 'Pla, may the blood of our enemies flow upon are blades! Death to the Fereration. The Romulans have no honor! ...but you could probably use a Ferengi agent.
TheHalfbloodPrinsess 6 months ago
¡¡¡¡¡¡Qa 'Pla!!!!!!!
paravosgranadina2011 7 months ago
Hail Klingon!!!Maaajh!!!!
paravosgranadina2011 7 months ago
The music's neat but was this video shot by Federation officers or something?
SpartanCommodore 7 months ago
Sujatlh 'e' yImev!
What have you targs done to me beloved Klingon language?
Your souls will rot in Gre'Thor.
Hab SoSlI' Quch!
Geocidal1024 11 months ago
Qa'pla! long live the empire
evonyrules 1 year ago
Qa'pla!
WorfHadnagy 1 year ago
Not bad
JonniDDR 1 year ago
Who shot this video, a bunch of Star Fleet cadets? These guys need to be presented on a big stage in Qo'noS for all the galaxy to see!
zenmachinefilms 1 year ago
Клингоны, гордость нашего квадранта!!!
JeanLucPicardSP 1 year ago 5
its almost as cool as ninjas with guitars
nightfire734 1 year ago
All I gotta say is, yahjah, kah-OHHHHH, yahjah, kah-OHHHHHH.
hoyle1911 1 year ago
Sounds cool, but there's a whole lot of room for improvement! Stovokor must become the most awesome band in the world for the glory of Qo'nos!
zaebangad 1 year ago
kind of in love right now
teajaytj 1 year ago
WTF!!!
jimsp71 1 year ago
RRRRRRRRRRRRRReally?
thedavecorp 1 year ago
I bet these dorks never get laid.
lurkula 1 year ago
@lurkula are you fucking kidding me? i bet they get laid CONSTANTLY.
this, to me, is INCREDIBLY hot.
UnitedWeFallTogether 1 year ago
@UnitedWeFallTogether You're a fat chick, aren't you?
lurkula 1 year ago
@lurkula surprisingly, no. i'm just a dork.
UnitedWeFallTogether 1 year ago
Okay, I take back everything I said about the vocals in Death Metal. The problem is with English, not the singers. Klingon works much better. yljah, Qey' 'oH!
ostlandr 1 year ago 8
well son of a bitch!!
QaplaProductions 2 years ago
Qapla'! all the P'Taks out there who have nothing better to do then watch these vids that they "claim" to not like but if they didnt like em then why would they be watching to begin with?
see you cant deny what i say is true
smitto21 2 years ago
While I agree that such people shouldn't be complaining, there is a huge hole in your logic.
You seem to forget the suggested box, and the fact you can have videos sent to you. Someone who would end up viewing such a video through said means while not knowing beforehand what they were going to end up viewing may dislike this.
HAHAHAUSUCK2 2 years ago
@HAHAHAUSUCK2 ahhh how right you are i did fail to notice that
smitto21 2 years ago
this is amazing...
Carn55 2 years ago
Jeez what's with all the hate here?
RoyalKnightVII 2 years ago 9
vam 'oH Dun!
RandomJackOfDoom 2 years ago
Klingons would never listen to this, sorry . It is known Klingons do not like music without proudly clearly sung lyrics.. Klingons like opera. If they were to listen to a form of rock it would certainly be Oi! . Oi! is sing along style rock, with honor being the message in the lyrics. Death metal is chaotic, and without honor.. a disgrace to real klingons. Qapla!
SwordOfCrystalis 2 years ago
You are a fucking idiot. You know who listens to Oi!? Fucking morons. Not honorable warriors. You silly suede-headed fuck. I hope you and Joe Hawkins rot in hell along with the Business and fucking Cocksparrer you cocksucker. Die already.
strangewink 2 years ago
And honestly, all of Stovokor's songs are about honor and if you feel the need for a sing-a-long you are a douche. Because only douche's enjoy sing-a-longs. When you get your head out of kindergarten music class you can make the distinction between good music and bad. Until then, stick to Sham 69 you utter dumbshit. I bet you're sixteen too, not completely aware that Oi! was over in eighty-four. Go talk shit about something else before I eat some curry and take a big Oi! in your mouth.
strangewink 2 years ago
Kindergarteners could probably play instruments better then these dudes and certainly could sing better. As I already told you im 25. But your age bashing insults do show that age does not translate to the maturity a 29 year old should have. Im glad you trashed Oi!.. O wait no you didnt. You just said its for morons and douches. You didnt have any solid way to dis Oi!, no real reasons, so instead you just started calling names, instead of saying why its actually bad music. Brains of your music.
SwordOfCrystalis 2 years ago
You make very little sense and I understand why. You are an Oi! fan who spends his free times filming himself playing 8-bit video games and shit-talking other people's videos semi-anonymously on the internet. You are fucking plate glass and we can all see right through, you are an insecure little jerk who would benefit from a step ladder so you could always be just a foot or two above everyone. You have social AIDS, so if it makes you feel big to act like an idiot on youtube, right on!
strangewink 2 years ago
One thing that I was thinking about was how derivitive and boring Oi! is. I was thinking about that song "Joe Hawkins" and how the two featured chords in that song sound a lot like Eddie Money. I also think that you would gladly blow Jow Hawkins and every member of every Oi! band. Mainly because you are a mentally deficient half-assed sheep that would do anything that a sing-a-long told you to do. And by the way, Crystalis was boring. I bet you love Myst too. You are the myst master.
strangewink 2 years ago
But you couldn't find a clitoris with a roadmap and gps. But Crystalis, you got that on lock. I ordered you some vagisil.
strangewink 2 years ago
@strangewink
I don't know if you even still frequent YouTube but you thoroughly thrashed that Crystalis guy, and it was AWESOME to read. XD
TheLogicStick 3 months ago
And by the way; I was never just bashing Oi! it was more bashing YOU for your love of derivative boring macho shlock. There was only one good Oi! band, Biltz and they turned into prog on their third album. I have forgotten more about music than you will ever know. Also, where are your music credentials? Do you think the NES is an instrument? Oh wait... you're a clueless dick, so thats where that comes from. Still crossing my fingers that you die soon! Kisses!
strangewink 2 years ago
Watch DS9 for Klingon Opera, it sounds like Karp. You fucking dick-drooler. I can picture you, with your zits and greasy hair, jerking off to Japanese animation. Crying when your mom tells you to get a job because she wants you to pay rent, but you can't tear yourself away from WOW long enough to get the pizza hut job that might give you the self respect and determination to create a life, a REAL fucking life. With real friends, real experiences. You are a reed in the wind. A non factor. A ghost
strangewink 2 years ago
Please come to a Stovokor show so I can watch you get your ass kicked. (refer to the Machines of War video for the 7 foot singer knocking out a guy probably not that different from you) I would love to see you get your face buckled. You little girl. Little fucking cupcake. Tiny little liliputian marshmallow. You are Hannah Montana but with less testosterone. Your penis is inverted isn't it? You wear ladies speed stick. You smell like potpourri. Still waiting for you to die!
strangewink 2 years ago
Sometimes I sit and think about piss-drinking, anime obsessed Halo players like you and it makes me sad. Then I think about douche's like you, talking shit behind a few servers, never able to stand up to a person in real life. And knowing Oi! fans the way I do, you'll respond to this saying you're some vicious ass kicker when really you couldn't comb your fucking hair without a guild telling you to do it. god, what a dick.
strangewink 2 years ago
You talk so much shit, which is hilarious. If i was standing in front of you, you'd say nothing. You'd call me sir and stay out of my way. But with some cute 8-bit username you're safe. You silly bitch. Click on my username and you'll see I have nothing to hide. No videos of me completing boss battles, just me being a musician. Something that a jealous fuck like you could never do. If you took the time to master a skill and not just haunt the internet you might be worth more than a dog-turd.
strangewink 2 years ago
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strangewink 2 years ago
Wait, what is this?! You can't be real! There is noone that would admit to being you out there! This has to be Jesse fucking with me! Jesse you dick, noone would put those videos up for real! You asshole, here I am fucking with a person that doesn't exist! Nice one!
strangewink 2 years ago
fucking crazy shit =)
carlosomse 2 years ago 8
die müssten mal in wacken auftreten !,,!
TheDarkcondor 2 years ago 3
JA!!!!
fyfaenfaenfaenfaen 2 years ago
I hope Kahless has a place for these fearsome warriors in stovokor where they can peform.
Qa'pla!
xVikingWarrioRx 2 years ago 27
@xVikingWarrioRx Qa'la!!!!!
krisbvas01 5 months ago
dang the front Klingon is without a hand...what a Hk
BenJoe92 2 years ago
youre so fucking lucky, id kill to see this band :( :( :( :( :(
rammstein666vampire 2 years ago
THIS FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!
ChromeXk 2 years ago 6
MOAR METAL THLINGANZZ!!!
UnanimousDelivers 2 years ago
then he ripped out his own oesophagus and managed to strangle 50 more without breaking a sweat. then he spent the rest of the day individually teabagging them all whilst drinking harsh klingon ale. like... chuck norris has nothing on klingon death metal.
anglaismoyen 2 years ago
I hate you all so much
zedkhov 2 years ago
Haha, you damn Ptach! In the name of Khaless, die!
Koseiku 2 years ago
Qa'pla!!!1
MikeSkullman 2 years ago
This is the most awesome thing ever
DragonBallZbot 3 years ago
das lied handelt davon, wie er seine hand im kampf mit fünf nausicaanern verlor.
Qapla´!
tlhIngan maH!!!
OstrogothaRex 3 years ago
Qapla'
Ydla 3 years ago
could be manowar
eugen4372 3 years ago
klingons + metal = awesome sauce
ancalites 3 years ago 7
Kaplah
washingtonincontrol 3 years ago 5
Im not Star Trek fan but who couldn't love a one handed Klingon rocking out.
BoostedPanda 3 years ago
He has two hands, but he misses the hook on one of them.
Tzake1 3 years ago
Gotta love that Klingon Opera
SkakSkakS 3 years ago
Lmao
I have a Boner
iRepEast 3 years ago
I've got to say, Klingons and death metal are a perfect match!
tonygillis2007 3 years ago 4
Guaaaarrrgh!!! I wanted to form a Klingon metal band called Stovokor. These douchebags stole my idea. Good for them, since I don't really have time for that crap anymore. They should cover Manowar tunes, and changed all the Viking references to Klingon ones. Hail and Kill!!!
villainsdeeds 3 years ago 6
how did they rip off your idea when you were like five years old when they started?
and what an unnecessary use of the word douchebag.
strangewink 3 years ago
Just call your band Greathor
brianhourigan 3 years ago
Star Trek is one of those things where, if you're not careful. You get sucked into it emotionally, psychologically, mentally, perhaps even subconsciously.
The people who fail to maintain an emotional distance from the series become Trekkies.
Then again, looking at bible obsessed Christians, these people aren't so bad after all.
writernate 3 years ago 6
Wow, you just manged to find a way to incorporate Trekkies with Christians.
Wow, just wow. I bet you must find a way to incorporate your disdain for Christians no matter what video you're commenting.
Keep it to yourself and keep it related to the music please. If you want to talk about how bad Christians are find another video because people are watching a Klingon death metal band and could really give a shit less about what you think.
Sparisi1122 3 years ago
ok i like star trek alot, it is a very good show, but this is just taking it tooo far no wonder people think star trek fans are freaks
mcflurey667 3 years ago
Qapla'!
fuzzfactory 3 years ago
In a way i really hope so. One should be enough ;)
FlowinEnno 3 years ago
majQa'!
Valinoghtorklax 3 years ago
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
Hylaeosaurus 3 years ago
"today is a good day to die..."
dickyp1 4 years ago 5
lmao they sound drunk hahahahaah
smitto21 4 years ago
JoviWanKenobi's comment made me laugh XD
he probably lost his hand in honorable combat :)
KoenZyxYssel 4 years ago
I saw them a few years ago when they played with Engorged, Carnafex, and Last Empire. More recently, I saw them at Kelly's Olympian.
These guys put on a great live show. If you get a chance to see them, do it.
Greatest Klingon Metal band ever. \m/
spamtron 4 years ago
I'm a big fan of Star Trek, perhaps an even bigger fan of the klingons, and I also like metal, but the way they sing in Kilingon makes it hard for me to like. Their music is decent, I just think they should try to sing in English. Actually by the end of the song I didn't care that I couldn't understand it.
AmatterofPat 4 years ago 2
"they should get a real job" this coming from someone who is so bent out of shape by an online star trek related video that he felt the need to put up a derogatory comment. i think you should aim your commentary inward. if you're not a fan, so be it. but since you are not a fan, why bother trying to ruin other people's fun?
strangewink 4 years ago 7
oh and your broken English sentences are really annoying. find somewhere else to vent your frustrations. and by that I don't mean leave your mother's basement (obviously thats a lot to ask a person with SO much time on their hands.) I mean find a different website.
strangewink 4 years ago 2
i think lacking talent may be a matter of opinion. of uneducated opinion at that.
strangewink 4 years ago 5
"everyone wants a big prosthetic forehead"
- They Might be Giants \m/
hiromaus 4 years ago
Omg the guy is missin his hand cool and very freaky at the same time lol.
hiborna 4 years ago
omg, you guyz are missing your brainz. cool and sad at the same time.
strangewink 4 years ago 4
Dude. That guy is missing his hand.
Win.
JoviwanKenobi 4 years ago
Indeed they do!
Simiankolya 4 years ago
awesome
relativity17 5 years ago
amazing
uitgs 5 years ago