Mass Effect 2 Bad Ending: Everyone dies

[button4boy]

I just completed this game yesterday and managed to keep everyone alive... happy ending, YAY! But watching this is surprisingly gut-wrenching! :(

[crazykeg36]

I wonder if I could be joker if I did this :D

[Diehardharder]

Damn I couldnt let Grunt tali garrus and legion die but I could care less about jacob

[Severepwner]

Import ME2 character? Umm no.

[Jarron555]

*importing character from ME2* Error Message :/

[Saicofake]

Let me summarize that for you, EVERYONE dies. And for some reason, that was funny as hell.

[Hawkshadow56]

it was terrible when Grunt died, but when tali died, it was just too much..

[Psychotron7x2]

Wow that ending was depressing...

*slits wrists*

[AhugeAcidTree]

i dont know how but i find this very funny

[deuce982]

Grunt gets taken away from a bunch of insects? What the hell kind of Krogan is that? And Tali dies? What the hell is wrong with you!! Keelah se'lai! Worst commander ever!!!!

[OrdnanceFilms]

Lool why was your Shepard a pensioner?!

[OrdnanceFilms]

Joker Effect 3 Coming March 6th

[vortexvonvortex]

this makes me want to play as joker in ME3 lol

[catpoop7]

I love that the thumbnail for this video is the Illusive Man facepalming.

[smallplaymate98]

can i still get the good ending, but.

1. miranda pissed cos i let jack get the full access of the cerberus files

but i still complete miranda's loyal mission. you think i still can save it for the good ending?

sorry OOT

[hollowosamudiamen]

Your screwed if you import this to MS3

[andruman33]

shit this shepard is ugly^^

[WarThug13]

Mordin: Couldn't hold the line.

lol

[LordKurayami]

dammit grunt was my favorite character

[IXSocrates]

@LordKurayami derp, you can save him?

[LordKurayami]

@IXSocrates yea you can

[IXSocrates]

@LordKurayami I KNOW YOU CAN SAVE HIM, what I meant was you were acting as if you can't!

[LordKurayami]

@IXSocrates no i wasnt i just said tht i've already beaten this game many times

[TheInvincibleEDawg]

Is it just me or is this ending depressing as hell? (Why Garrus, you were the best character in the game besides Sheperd.)

[dagon871]

Joker: Everyone hold on. This is going to get ugly.

Shepard: Joker don't you dar-

Joker: Like Commander Shepard.

[Playstation3userr]

Mass Effect 3: PLAY AS JOKER!!!! lolz

[ITQuatro]

I can't ever do this ending. I always feel bad as a person.

[SolidSnake0621]

DAMN!!!

[gabe22]

00:47 evrybody hold on its gonna get sheperd ...i mean ugly

[Gallardo501st]

that made me sad :(

[Geistmeister6]

at 4:16 when samara died, who do you send that DOESN'T die? I sent Tali and she dead

[Spyker54]

@Geistmeister6 you're supposed to send jacob

[VICTORZITOSS]

@Geistmeister6 Best choice is a loyal Mor, that way you protect him too of dying. Jacob is a good choice too, but as i said before, Mordin can die in the alst t even if he's loyal.

[WarThug13]

@Geistmeister6 send someone loyal they wont die

[LegendKiller2809]

You should be able to play through Mass Effect 3 as Joker if everyone dies

[bergeybus]

"i was once an engineer... but than i took a rocket to the face" - jacob

[uupdown2]

i've tried everything i can think of. how can i save jack?!

[MyBullet01]

upgrade your ship to the max and get her loyality

[SanePsycho07]

@uupdown2 Make sure you do her loyalty mission, and if you did Miranda's beforehand, be sure that your Paragon or Renegade score is high. If not, you'll end up losing one or the other's loyalty. Also, the ship upgrades don't hurt. Hope that helps.

[TheSimocor]

THis is almost hard to watch with how devastating it is.

[scottish333]

. Mordin: Couldn't hold the line.

i lol'd

[madd0gsquid]

I ran a playthrough just to get this ending.

[AlexZebol2]

Thank god, that ugly Commander died!

[SPSimounFan]

BALD ._.

[SunGhostify]

Is it John Lock from LOST??

[PhillyAssassinX]

Seeing Tali die is so painful, damn you Bioware for creating such loveable characters

[alexkg1]

This is what happens when Lex Luther leads your team...

[TheStimpyland]

What happens if you continue Mass Effect 3 from this? Would that actually work?

[PhillyAssassinX]

@TheStimpyland James Vega might be the new PC for ME3 if Shepard dies. Doesn't seem right though.

[MyBullet01]

no your save becomes invalid

[magma743]

What's with Seth Green?

[Dmega007]

I'm sure during Shepard's speech some of them were thinking "Worst....Commander....Ever"

[PhillyAssassinX]

@Dmega007 Its Torfin all over again

[SPQRapid]

The perfect ending !

[Egyptbat]

Lol so much fail

[Strayspiderstrut]

OMG! It's Popeye!

[VayuPurana]

10:05 since when did joker have a nice ass? O_o

[deuce982]

What a ugly ass shepard...

[11grimmyl]

@rjzero sorry for my spelling i tend to not pay attention to what im typing when im excited :)

[11grimmyl]

@rjzero i did this yesterday for the first time so i could get ready for ME3 i picked legion to go throw the vents and garrus at the second team leader cos it said he use to be a leader, then i picked jacob to take the survivors back and samara to protect me from the seeker swarms all of them survived i was just making sure if that was the case thanks for explaining it to me :P

[CaptainLambcake]

i swear i shed a tear when grunt and legion died

[11grimmyl]

does it effect who you pick for certain jobs in the mission?

[rjzero00]

@11grimmyl Yes... 1) either Tali or Legion 2) Either Garrus or Miranda 3) Personally Jacob or Thane and 4) Samara or Jack. Note that the second choice of who will lead the other team and third choice of who takes the crew back to the normandy was not shown in this video. I believe that all choices have to be loyal to survive but I heard otherwise.

[Boberube34]

3:53 Tali goes down

NOOOOOO! DAMN YOU YOU SICK SONOFA BITCH!

[Rocky357]

Damn! I'm gonna assume you can't import this to Mass Effect 3 LOL

[19andoverlol]

@Rocky357

You can't. Shepherd dying is like a permanent game-over. Reapers win GG.

[IIPrimalBirdII]

Shocking.....

[bananamansam]

I used to be a Cerberus Agent like you, then i took a rocket to the face

[MegaNautiluS97]

Keelah se'lai...

[iTosh123]

Legion died. I'm sorry Jeff? The fuck?

[CaptainLambcake]

@iTosh123 they were friends

[moghater]

It was like an epic cliche end! BTW, I wanna know how will be if u import that save to ME3...

[renegader73059]

shepard looks kinda like john locke

[robekert]

@JGPiner you have to start a new character. You can still play it.

[motivatedoldfart]

LMFAO!! JACK'S DEATH WAS HILARIOUS!!

[N1GHTHeR0]

I'm surprised Garrus died when he wasn't even in the middle of any calibrations.

[robo003d]

Not Thane

[MrT0777]

Note to self: don't volunteer to close the door next mission...

[zelda2ownage156]

Watching this kind of disgusting to watch lol. Considering nobody has ever died on my playthroughs... Tali was probably the most depressing though.

[trat99]

@zelda2ownage156 Ummmm... English?

[OMNIlawnboi]

Not a single fuck was given in this mass effect 2 playthrough.

[xboxed720]

@OMNIlawnboi asshole probably just did the main missions

[toot184]

NOT TALI 

[Paradox127]

@toot184 That's what I said.

[Recontras]

dont trust John Locke Shepard

This is depressing

[apocalyspenow15]

once there was an ugly commander, he was so ugly that EVERYONE DIED.....the end

[lbomber11255]

@apocalyspenow15 he's not ugly he's john locke!

[NICKREAPER316]

@apocalyspenow15 He's really not that ugly. I could make one way more ugly if I tried. Really, he's one of the more original Shepards I've seen.

[SuperBroomBrooom]

wow they even managed to recover the bodies?!

[Honrarisawesome]

@SuperBroomBrooom Those coffins are empty. It's ceremonial.

[seinVerstand]

The fact that the Illusive Man is facepalming in the thumbnail make this video 100% better.

[aoyoxx]

lol im not dead in mass effect 2 TROLOLOLOLOL

[kaelmato]

John Locke in space... Sounds legit.

[darthhanger]

god after saving everyone the first time through this is like a worst of. lol

[Wereka32]

Saddest think ever :'(

[JGPiner]

What happens in ME3 if you die in ME2?

[trat99]

@JGPiner You cant play it

[zxe911]

@JGPiner You can't import an ME2 save that ended with shepherd's death into ME3.

[Darthflamez]

Wrex: Shepard.... Shepard? :'(

[xekiest]

god man im sorry but that is just one ugly ass Shepard...

[SAJZBEALS]

the only person i killed was jack because shes a btch.

[CJRlol]

Thane, Jack, Grunt and Jacob got Final Destinationed. haha.

[lespaulplayer06]

And this is why I can only play as a Paragon....

[Kaaxe]

8:19  wh-wha--- that looks heavy

[GrimesFilms]

It would have been such an F U to the illusive man's face if u destroyed the facility. He spent untold amounts of credits and time bringing shepard back, rebuilding the normandy and gathering the crew then the entire team dies, the ship is in ruins and the base is destroyed xD

[wrighb10]

Im Commander Joker, and this is MY favorite store on the Citadel.

[TREVMAC44]

@wrighb10 Store?

[whiskybird911]

when we get ME3..... this should still be a port.... where joker takes on a shitload of medical help and training.... GETS RIPPED BETTER WITH WEAPONS and OVERALL EXCEEDS SHEPHARD

[Megamadbat]

what is with kasumi

[Pjack399]

Joker should pick up where Shepard left off..

[lamdannyBee]

Good for me everyone survived.

[mrajaxx12]

ugshep

[bonsuer1]

am pissed after watching this !!! especially this bald version of shepard !!! :/

[Nefhith1337]

Bald Shepard!!

[Michaelcanmtx]

Saddest Fucking video Ever!!!!

[bbdogrocks13]

I only lost Garrus, Thane(didnt really mind losing them), and also Miranda. I was sad. The end is so epic though. One of the greatest games ever made by far.

[Axisoflords]

@bbdogrocks13 I saved everyone and I'm so glad! :D

[kiddkato]

@bbdogrocks13 you have to be a real dumb ass to play mass effect 2 and have people die. maiby you should stick to games with less complexity, like pac man or tetris

[PhaseLine21]

@bbdogrocks13 those are fan favorites!

[ValleysofNeptune111]

1:07 bull. thane would have caught that

[pungrmn]

wow; this was actually kinda depressing.

[kununity]

I used to tell "arrow in the knee" jokes... BUT THEN I TOOK A ROCKET TO THE FACE

[Dumskalle112233]

Also, Tali's death was the saddest.

[Dumskalle112233]

I enjoy watching Jacob fall to his death... <3

[Wijrobloxian]

i liked this ending better cuz of da epic ending scene dat and da world winz anyway cuz they kno how reapers work nao so reapers die cuz we know the weakness of dere gheyness

[Wijrobloxian]

Jack got pwnt lololololol

[L337COD4]

"Couldn't hold the line"

Lol'd.

[CCGdude09]

oh jacob, why did you volunteer

[MikuLuka579]

remember kids, this is what you get when you dont let turians finish their calibrations.

[RandomEpicUsername]

I like how the thumbnail for this video is the Illusive Man facepalming.

[kkarasnikov]

Jack dies? I was gonna kill the bitch either way.

Legion dies? I'll get another one.

Jacob gets shot right in the face? lol.

Samara dies? I'll fuck Liara.

Garrus dies. Esc>Load.

[RandomEpicUsername]

@kkarasnikov How about Grunt? How about Miranda? How about Thane? HOW ABOUT TALI?

[coco4561000]

When I did this mission I didn't lose everyone I lost everybody but shepard,jacob,samara,kasumi,an­d zaeed

[themanfromvault101]

Wow, talk about fucking up big time. He should have just saved the collectors the trouble and shot all of them in the head and saved one bullet for himself.

[shellturtleguy]

@themanfromvault101 LMFAO that's hilarious

[xYarvelx]

whats wrong with shephard?

[snake172]

having john locke as commander was a fail from the get go, they all deserved to die.......

[permexOQ]

Illusive Man facepalming in the thumbnail, I wonder if asaphelps2 did that on purpose...

[bogadog]

Fookin hillarioos.. worst leader Ever!

[howletthowl]

John Locke can't command for shit!!!

[Okami22]

So I guess a tech expert is smart enough to NOT look out a closing door during a battle.

[iRiDontKorw]

dude...you should seriously import this save file to ME3 and see what happens xD

[lupuslunari]

@iRiDontKorw Nothing happens. This save cannot be imported. It's truly game over for this Shepard

[kevo31415]

Commander Shepard made 125 Youtube accounts and disliked this video

[Abcgum64]

I love how shepard just falls flat on the ground  like SPLAT xD

[GiantAnimeMech]

Now, if this would get imported... Would that change this Shepards back story to "Sole Survivor"?

[GiantAnimeMech]

I don't really know why, but I don't think I would feel bad if legion kicked it. I could just go to the Quarian home world and pick up another one.

[darien478]

I'm sure Joker would fight on for Shepard and get a new team if he could.

[Whiskeyn666]

0:45 like shepards face

[Tarion666]

jack should die in any ending, what a shit character

[AnonymousPotatoe]

lol u suck XD

[TheCitrusGames]

That beginning was really hard to watch.

[domschatzan]

Mass Effect 3: The Rise of Joker.

[po0po0nanA]

GARRUSSSS!!! :c

[ImOuttaBedShutUpNow]

What a poor performance when he says, "the collectors attacked our ship" and smashes the table. Don't put in an aggressive smashing action if you're gonna use such a weak line.

[mikeymike1792]

My god. Thane's is brutal!

[drakofiara666]

what are you showing us here is a disgrace to the glory of this game... shame on you for what you have done...(sorry for bad english)

[jerkstoresup]

Did EDI collect the bodies while nobody was looking?

[SouthParkCows88]

Who's ship ate those at the end? I only lost two first rd Jack who I hated anyway an Zaeed who i don't remember dying??

[ironman785]

one man army joker + thousand army reapers = FAIL

[ShiruTayu]

Wow, I could not keep my tears in, seeing Joker walk away from the coffins alone.