Crappy Games: Amagon (NES)

[jacob490]

how many times can use the f word in a game

[ChiskoJuanisimo]

@jacob490 in Amagon..... 350 times per level

[xtrme99]

Lol I do better than you at this game xD sadly I always got stuck at the waterfall level

[Nbuilder1]

Looks like a generic game about the Amazon.

[MDthornton83]

Great review. I actually never heard of this game until I saw your review here. And I have to say I'm glad I didn't come across this game back in the day.

[HerecomestheCalavera]

This is Nintendo Powers Game Counsler Jeff Hazzards favorite game!

[insano41]

inb4 people who suck at NES games making bad reviews for good video games because they suck at them. Also, way to start mimicking the AVGN at the end.

[underpathunderpath]

I wish one FUCKING guy can make a review and belittle the game and not be compared to AVGN. You fanboys area joke and need to stfu, seriously. While I do NOT agree with this guy on Sword of Vermilion being a bad game, i respect his opinion. AVGN is his own guy and he did not invent profanity or making reviews of bad games so fuck off kiddies, ok?

[videogamecollecto100]

actually i like the game very much cause its freakin hard and challenging, kinda fun, and there is a certain point in the game where you can continue when you have a game over, plus my favorite part in the game is when you turn into megagon cause i get to listen to its bgm

[cartoonistjack]

Jedite you are still cool. But I do like this game cause its so ridiculously hard.

[nicodemisthenecroman]

I wasted days of my youth trying to beat this stupid game. Never heard of anyone beating it.

[simpletaste]

Dude i feel u. I made my dad buy me this game at toys r us when i was little for like 50 bucks. Weird thing is i feel sorry for my dad for buying it. I never passed the 3rd level. Bad game bad choice on my part

[Jiterdomer]

Amagon is a ripoff to Contra

[cooleyo470]

this guy is so funny, he's better than the angry nintendo nerd videos

[Booharv1]

AVGN rip off imho.

[MultiGTAgames]

It would of been a awesomer review if you had a better microphone

[OreoMan951]

wow i actually see your face for the first time.

[NesGamer105]

Battletoads= hardest nes

But this is too!

[ErosionRules]

Uh...almost ALL the enemies take one hit, Captain Tardo. Oh, and you left out Megagon's chest beam.

By the way, your "beard" looks like you stole a ginger's pubes in the night and glued them to your face.

[BH400q]

@ErosionRules trolling!epic fail.you suck go home kid

[nicholasthetaylor]

@ErosionRules Impossible. There is absolutely no way that anyone would steal ginger pubes and then stick them to their face. Even if you tried, you wouldn't succeed, because there's always going to be someone there to stop you. In the night, day, it won't make any difference. You are going to wake the owner up (and get caught 'red handed'. Geddit? Chortle). I sure as hell know that I would wake up if it was my pubes you went preying on. So, you stay away from me. Got it?

[SondreRasmussen]

jedite1 is really cool and funny. good job,man. as always. kudos

[atypicalmystery]

this game is actually pretty fun if your into NES games. There are way way worse games for the Nintendo. You ever play Magic Johnson Fast break?

[AnalniRovokopac]

your voice is one of the most irritating voices i've ever heard in my life.

[djkennothon]

sorry to heard about that but i actually beat the game a couple of years ago so it is beatable.

[SATURNGAMER]

@djkennothon I really envy you.. I was able to fight the final boss only one time in my life.. The game is harder than hell, but yet I liked it very much (I sitll have it)

[djkennothon]

@SATURNGAMER yea but i beat it when i finally got in in rom when i was a kid that was like impossible to beat

[MorreskiBear]

I kept dying at the first boss then came here. How was I to know there was a muscle thing in the tree? Invisible stuff should be BONUSES, not stuff you absolutely NEED just to get past the first level. Grr.

[akaylor5]

I beat this game when I was in grade school. Quit being a crybaby you douchebag.

[AdmiralValkyrie]

Wouldn't flushing the game down the toilet clog it?

[supermario10172]

when he was using the rifle as a melee weapon I was like "why the fuck is he holding the rifle awkward is he a FUCKING Caveman?!@@@#

[michaelgunner15]

hey dude where do you get these old games from

[lestat34208]

@michaelgunner15 ebay.com or emulators

[MacraStraba]

@1:38

Yeah! Punch the snakes, jumping mushrooms and birds! Just like in real life!

[mistertitanic]

you take lines and quotes from the AVGN you ass.

[Pitz00]

I name you the most annoying video game reviewer in existence.

[DOOMdodo2]

Your annoying

[vivalaestero]

That was awesome when you threw the game cartridge through the back of the wall.

[flatcapman]

@vivalaestero If I threw a cart like that it would bounce off the caseing and crack me to the back of the head..LOL

[spinglishreturns]

im gonna fuck the air:L

[KeyportNJguy78]

love you jedite1 you fucking rock your videos are funny keep it up man!!!

[hayabusakratos]

i finish this game!!!

[bennyd05]

dude I"m gonna have to respectfully disagree. I've spent many hours of my youth playing amagon. What about Rush-N-Attach? Worthless.

[Libline]

This looks like shit,even though i've never played it.

[gettingpissedoff]

I've played it. to say it's shit is putting down shit.

[TheWafflescat]

mushroom shits keep killin me there pussys

[kidflashboy78]

5:20 GOD look at all those games he has

[afinlay0520]

This game is definitely one of the harderst NES games ever... I died so many times on the 1st board alone I lost track... but I NEVER ran out of bullets!! How do you manage that one when lots of enemies drop them? This one is only for you 80s kids who got sick of beating Contra for the 1000th time... wont happen with this one!!

[MaijinMando]

Good memory!

[BluntBoy007]

WHAT????? Amagon is one of the best games EVER!!! this guy is just a pussy who lives with his mom.

[qwertication]

Im going to fuck the air lol

[PatPat97]

Hey! Amagon sucks but, cool it man! You`re getting soooo pissed over this game! If you hate it so much just forget about it and just play good games.

[dbree801]

hahahahahaha your bitching about this game prompted me to buy it.

it sure as shit was worth the $2 i spent on it regardless of what happens once i pop it in.

i'll post the ending sequence when i rifle fuck the christ out of this game with the butt of my gun.

[SwordOfCrystalis]

God you are annoying.. and stop stealing commentary from other reviewers.. line for line.

[Elnerab87]

lmao, this is funny commentary

[MaxExpert94]

This game isn't that hard!Just needs good timing!This game doesn't have any time,so it's not that hard!

[qwertication]

your comment makes no fuckin sense

[snootzie78]

I hate this game soooo much!!!! I could never get past the first level w/o the mountain lion beating the shit out of me. If you run out of bullets, you're pretty much screwed.

[GodzillaCO]

The final boss is the Flatwoods Monster

[jjftre57]

amagon is awesome

[jjftre57]

amagon is awesome

[snootzie78]

AMAGON SUCKS!!!!!

[pokemonfreek25]

amagon is iritating to me to

[pokemonfreek25]

when you run out of bullets you have to hit enemies with your rifle

[MrYpres]

the first wrestling that came out for nes was the worst piece of shit i ever played

[axeman995]

The muscle form walks or runs like a dick

[Sephiroth3239]

this game was loads of fun. this guy just doesnt like challenging games and likes to complain about everything?

[kl4969]

Yeah, that's just one of the many reasons I don't like "angry video game reviewer" types. Plus they all sound the same...

[CocaPepsis]

Yea i see your point but you also have to keep in mind that it is satirical and it is not meant to be taken to seriously

[ZmickTrick]

Wow, this video not only made me laugh histerically, it made me feel much better about myself. I never came even close to beating this game, and I felt myself to be an inadequate NES warrior- now I know I'm not the only one (someitmes I wondered if I wasn't the only one who actually ever owned this game).

Actually, NES was notorious for its never ending supply of impossible to beat games. Apparently, I owned every single last one of them.

[theboombody]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the NES is probably the hardest game I've ever played. I know there are harder ones out there like Dragon's Lair, but I've never played those. Ninja Turtles was freakin hard enough.

[gnomethatpwns]

haha what an annoying piece of fuck

[Elnerab87]

LOL i at these rants

[hubog911]

bat a big a leser

[Jegudiel21ZX]

"WHAT THE FUCK!?? I HIT THE MOTHER FUCKER!!!" When i heard that i ended up rolling all over the floor laughing so hard

[FarEastBeast79]

LMAO when you said knock yo bich ass out WOw

[thanhbites]

this game is all about Staroids !!!!

[qwertication]

way to mispell steroids

[RobertNM]

I don't know what it is about this guy, but he amuses me to no end. And where does he find these "games"????

[rang3r34]

Wow, this brings back some major memories. I recall seeing a review of this game in Game Player's Magazine back in the early 90's. I thought the idea was cool, but I guess the execution was off. Still good to see it in action though!

[DragoBloodlust666]

Wow...you're a retard.

[MasterLoquendero]

Survival knife or something? XDDD

[nightshot103]

Seems as if difficulty is the main complaint.

[flamez7]

haha rofl. this game sucks balls

[1yoan3]

OMG that game sucks

[Pedrinluigi]

Man, this really looks like Metal Slug...

[furyplum44]

Contra rip off???

MUCH

[iLikeDragon]

lol u sound like mr garrison

[Atma01]

There is a way to beat the first boss without transforming. Just shoot it before you even see him and keep shooting. The closer you get the more shots you'll disperse. He'll go down in literally 1.7 seconds. And it's a machine gun not a rifle, fyi.

[edr777]

This game is surely an acquired taste. It can be really fun but you have to play it right, and if you fall out of rhythm (ie run out of bullets, miss the Amagon power ups), you're usually screwed and have to start over. Seriously it's not that bad, give it a chance as it is really unique (and goofy) and the later levels are pretty good.

I don't get why you need to bash on it so much - because your voice and the scratchy audio quality of your vid are definitely more annoying than this game. ;)

[Pooky1991]

Colorful vocab, i like it. LOL

This game looks horrible.

[GenesisEndings]

Beginning of the fucking game... its starts all oover again.. what a piece of fuck XD 5/5

[KeyportNJguy78]

sad to say in 1989 when i was 11 i loved this game alot man brings back memories lol

[ohohothisrocks]

he looks like a douchebag when he is holding his rifle without his bullets

[haimmortal]

I actually used to love this game. I made it pretty far into the game.

[dudeitsjoe]

How is he copying James? Because he is reviewing a bad game? And using profanity? Don't listen to these people Jedi....You are not a AVGN rip-off. As far as I know...the sentences " The controls decent, It's fun killing things" is not a line James created......it's not like you have to ask permission to use those words in a sentence for a game review.

[jweinrub]

I made it to Level Two actually when I was a kid, but let me say it is a pain in the neck that you can't club easily though.

[bogercs]

This game does look like shit. I mean come on! A game where you can't refill your bullets?

[GenesisEndings]

jajaja, This is you do with this fucking game xD

[ialsoRAPEemos]

RobertChamp, are you the kid from the old Sizzler07 account???!?!?!?!?!?

[steven6639]

you hate the game, but looks to me like you play it alot, i cant even get to the 1st boss

[ULTROS69]

this game sucks, this guy is awsome

[bogercs]

Yeah! Very good review. Thought making "Crappy Game" Epsidoes?

[Noyjeetut]

Good review. Never heard of this game before.

[John6yt]

At least you get your bullets back when it starts you back at the beginning LOL...good review, this game truly was impossible

[GenesisEndings]

haha Owning, poor Game

[ialsoRAPEemos]

This game looks kinda fun, but pointless

I mean, you run around and shoot birds, snakes, and mushrooms?

Who are you, Sarah Palin?

[ThingxHulk]

no, that would entitle him to shooting books, too.

[albuschico]

So what do you do? Ya shoot the F****ers.

[joeyboy178]

i always use the chuck norris stare to kill the enemies when i have no bullets

[Supercalifan12]

Lester the Unlikely relates to this.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

One thing I learned about this game. Fucking the air leads to fatal orgasms.

[Rave809]

5:17-5:19 lol

[hoserPhalanx]

this game isnt bad, its just hard and anyone who plays games knows that hard doesnt equal bad

[jrag1000]

hahaha no more bullets. you gots ta be good.

[hugechicken]

wow you suck

[Sewaba10]

"Once you run out of bullets, you can't get any more bullets"

Bullshit. You can pretty much be as wasteful as you want with them. When you're low, practically every enemy you kill will drop bullets for you.

[JPThunder01]

You can get bullets by killing the enemies but KILLING the enemies is the hard part when your rifle attack is pretty much worthless against anything that takes more than 1 hit to kill.

[Sewaba10]

A bullet and your rifle attack do the same amount of damage. If an enemy will die in one shot from a bullet (which is 90% of all enemies in the game), then they'll die in one hit from your rifle attack.

Play the GOD DAMN game and see for yourself instead of blindly taking this guy's word for it.

[ArchonXR3]

funniest review ever especially at 4:03

[SilverAsakura]

he sounds like travis touchdown at some times xD

[wiggwamm987]

u noe i gave that game a try and the only time i've ever gotten bullets is the first level

[consumingtheeyeballs]

You sound like Mr. Boston from I Love New York

[ArchonXR3]

i almost had soda squriting outta my nose at 4:03

[heavysaur]

You know i play a lot of SHIT in my old days......but his game is PURE CRAP.....like he said STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!

[UnrealGold57]

This game is a piece of dipshit. I buyed it at Ebay and I wasted 1 dollar on this piece of crap. I sent the game back and wanted my first dollar back. And, one more thing, stay the FUCK AWAY FROM THIS GAME.

[kingcanti]

This game is not that bad, but it is not for pussies. It's fucking hard.

[NoumenalSoup]

Wannabe AVGN ftl

[mpontheair2]

We HEIL, *fart*, HEIL, *fart*, right in the AVGN Nazi's face!

[NoumenalSoup]

Godwin fail

[mpontheair2]

Sorry. Godwin's Law doesn't pertain to YouTube. Try again.

[mnec20]

If you could understand that THIS is a video game review and not just game bashing for comedy's sake, you wouldn't be comparing Jedite1 to AVGN.

So far, the only AVGN Wannabe I know of is fucking Irate Gamer.

[ioport]

Your voice is one of the most irritating things I've heard in my life.

[jonsandersgame]

that looks good but looks are deceving. nice review

[FuckingBitchfoeva]

Hey Jedite1 do u even read the comments peolpe leave u, I mean Fuck. and once again Wat the FUck is an NES

[mpontheair2]

NES = Nintendo Entertainment System. The first video game console by Nintendo, and the first successful video game system since the Great Video Game Crash of 1983. Released in North America in 1985. A cherished treasure of most retrogamers, say, those in their late 20s/early 30s.

Birthplace of Super Mario Bros., Metroid, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Castlevania, Mega Man, Ninja Gaiden, to name a few.

[jamesshea92]

ye thts wat it is lol

[ArchonXR3]

You forgot Contra, Ghosts n' Goblins, and Metal Gear.

[mpontheair2]

Actually, Contra and Ghosts 'n' Goblins both originated in the arcade, while Metal Gear debuted on the MSX (a far, FAR superior game compared to the NES version).

I was also wrong about Ninja Gaiden, which also originated in the arcade.

However, for most of us, the NES was indeed where we first heard of these games.

[UnrealGold57]

A NES is a platform that you can play games on. The platform is made by Nintendo. It is also known as the Nintendo Entertaiment System.

[DirectorCM]

This Game Actually Reminds Me Of The First 'Adventure Island' But Worse.

[felixwarhamr]

rofl

[GreySparkles]

How the fuck did u get so many views for Amagon????WTF.. I used to play this when I was little, and now i have all the NES & SNES games for my CPU.. But like yeah it's a fucken hard game, I can get really far, BUT IVE NEVER PASSED... THIS IS MY MOTHER FUKN FAV GAME! WHAT THE FUK IS A GOOMBA, I DON'T EVEN KNOW AMAGON TERMINOLOGY... THIS GAME IS SET UP TO NOT BE EASY AAHH HA!

[sithlord425]

hey i found out how jedite became so big and muscular now that was creatine in the background at the end well it looked like some body builder stuff i saw before

[dj2359]

your no angry video game nerd. stuttering jag off

[kzbxvz]

This game is easy compared to Ghosts'n Goblins.

[Fallschirmjager11]

Rofl the rifle butt thing was hilarious. I remember that.  Funny stuff.

[Fallschirmjager11]

Don't be dogging Amagon man. And it got a lot better as you went along. Vicious hippos, crocs etc all chunky too large on the screen. I have to defend it, I spent $40 on it when I was like 10. And the f-bombs plus kid Nintendo games is pretty stupid. All the NES reviewers on youtube: F---ing Princess man, Luigi the f---ing man! I found a F---ing heart piece!

[LungCancerI987]

Jedite is the coolest !

[TheNintendhoe]

The first 30 seconds kinda remind me of the AVGN's TMNT review.

[Bgraboveall]

AHahahah hilarious

[ArekuSilverwing]

This was also kinda based on the Flatwoods Monster sighting in the end.

[warcraftowner]

Wow if I wanted to play a game that you have to whack people, I would have just played Flintstones on the nes instead.

[psycotigerman]

i think the developers ate sum of there own mushrooms eh

[ArchonXR3]

me too

[omray]

Your review states things like you can't beat bosses w/o "muscle form", yet when the game came out, after I beat it regularly, I went ahead and beat the entire things w/o using the "muscle form" (Megagon is what it is called, but w/o the instructions...). So, you also said you can't get more bullets, yet you can. I wish I had a video response to show you. But, it was fun to see the game again after so many years; a game I was quite fond of. Thank you.

Sam

[manny022]

i played this game before in my childhood :) i never understood the icons though

[ferynando]

i wonder if jidite1 has a myspace

[Datrashguy311]

That tone of voice at 4:03 when you say "what the fuck!?!" is hilarious.

[Entropy161]

I agree--This is one of the cheapest/hardest games for the NES. So much so, that whenever I feel like playing it (Which isn't often), I use a Game Genie (The codes I use include infinite 'Mega Power'/Muscle Form, and infinite lives and bullets). But, amazingly enough, the game is still fairly challenging, even when using a Game Genie!

That's one of the many things that let me know that this game was a broken piece of shit.

[BenAndDEVONdostuff]

"I'll knock yo bitch ass out!" xD

[SDragonRocker5]

At 3:36 the mushroom didn't even hit him. So in this game you can hit enemies and they won't get hit but enemies will miss you and still kill you. What wonderful hit detection.

[ser6Ijvolk]

Amagon should f-ing stay on that damn island and play this piece of shit about himself for eternity.

[Entropy161]

...And I won't even start on the crappy graphics sounds, and play control (The 'One-Hit rule, and the fact that you have 'Rapid-fire Jumping (Hold the Jump button down to see what I'm talking about). Overall, the game is the epitome of a craptastic, cheap NES cash-in.

[SDragonRocker5]

Jedite's cool but 0:18-0:23 is ripped right off of AVGN's TMNT review.

[JCLive00]

yeah I heard that too

[TullyMurphy2]

omg 1:29-1:32 is fucking awesome.

On the top, on the top, on the top

[humanboulder]

the music sucks god my ear hurts but a nice video review

[yoshimitsublade123]

ur very funny but u have no games playing strategy thats y u get so mad and lose all the time so its not always the games and dont buy zelda twilight princess cause u will not ever in this earth beat it let me tell u that

[mpontheair]

English, por favor!