Harry Potter Pickup Lines

[MrZippomusic]

who's wand is that?

[HelpTheUnknown]

I just laughed non stop for three minutes

[Cherrytemple93]

So.....mark this as the moment I became completely infatuated with you.

[N0WAKIbrainbow]

OMG! you're a ravenclaw? I was sorted into ravenclaw! r u on pottermore, too?

[laurenlovesgerard]

Well SnowiestDays if you read the book you would know that so yeah & it's a house & for a fact the houses are : Gryffindor,HUFFLEPUFF,Raven Claw (Which Steph is), Slytherin (Which I am) !

[SnowiestDays]

what the hell is a hufflepuff

[PsychoElou666]

@SnowiestDays its a house of hogwarts. there is ravenclaw, slytherin, gryffindor and hufflepuff. hufflepuff is like that random house no one really talks about..

[4evarme]

@PsychoElou666

@laurenlovesgerard

Look for 'A Very Potter Musical'

Recommended for Potterheads.

[PsychoElou666]

@4evarme Lol nice, I'll check it out :)

[luvmeliksnapeluvlily]

@SnowiestDays we are particually good finders!

[YoieigaGoodfilm]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

[neromagick]

TheAshlantis if your ass is green and silver you should get that checked out

[SarSarWhaleFish]

I take offense to your Hufflepuff remark. Hufflepuffs are better than we seem!

[MefdeBef]

niceeeeee :) loved the video, and yes....i cried when i was 11 and didn't get the mail :(

[TheAshlantis]

I was sorted into SLYTHERIN BITCHEZ! GO KISS MY GREEN AND SILVER ASS.

[celiaxc7]

this is effin hilarious!

[11voltz]

In my pants Steph... you just earned yourself an all access pass..

UNFF

[SW3HUMM3R]

Wannabe Jenna Marbles ftl...

[TomboyXGirly]

@SW3HUMM3R Not all girls who make videos wanna be her.

[yesitsmeLauraMonster]

Oh wow they were good, I'm impressed ;) One of my personal favourites is, "Why don't you open your Gryffindor and I'll Slytherin" Works every time.

[froltox]

Hmm... weird have never seen you before but i'm a Rawenclaw to!

But i will maybe see you at the table tomorrow... See you there

[MusicsMyHeart3]

HP RUULES!! thís video is awesome! really made me laugh :D so gonna use those when i get to hogwarts ^^

[razzlebadazzle123]

@silvermercury I got put in gryffindor :(

[massdestoyer332]

is it bad that these would actually work on me? TT^TT

[angelschemes]

hahahahah its so funny

[JHeartMeh]

It's so late at night and I find it so hard to not scream out loud laughing.

[animeangel26forever]

... lolz so my frend comes in and goes my new gf has a harrypotter fetish so she started screaming illuminis maximis i played along and screamed 4 points for griifyndor XD true story

[silvermercury18]

I'm a Hufflepuff :(

[eleventhirtytwo]

@silvermercury18 Me too.

[WeWillCarpeDiem]

My friend is definitely the awkward kid drinking the butter beer all alone.

i worry about him...

[Zeverae]

Nice! I love this video.

But it seems there is no hope for my best friend, for she is a hufflepuff...maybe I'll bring her to the darkside and turn her into a sly slytherin like me~

[ravenclaweagles]

or if these don't work, tell them that you love zefron and redvines and problem solved :)

[letsgetcrunkyoo]

lmao nail salon or playground ^.^ you are awesome.

[middnightdarkcosplay]

that is amazing

[XxmentalsuicidexX]

Hahh funny that you mention ginger asians... I LOVE ginger asians... XD They are the cutest thing in the world.. ,'P

[hixaz07]

lol!!

[PoTTeRFrEaK141]

Lmaooo I am so gonna use some if these

[franksnumber1]

i like it but she should have skiped right to the pick up lines

[simonePHO13]

Steph u crack me up everyday

[LunaMalfoy4ever]

Ohmygods! I can't breath I'm laughing so hard

[13saphira]

Oh my gosh...im dying! hahahaha. This was pure gold! :'D

[lebothedork1]

*gets on one knee* you picked me up now get on my broom an lets leave these muggles.

[lovingkimmy99]

You are a god. I worship at your feet.

[rockyroxs19]

you look like justin beiber lol

[KewlKat589]

Hufflepuffs are the best, don't be hatin'! 

[QueeerPower]

oh god i love you..

[lovingkimmy99]

I'm using every single 1 of these

[Rhyspep64]

I'll see you there to sexy best

[chocogirl30]

Haha, loved the elf esteem!

[littlejaybirdxo]

Just me or did it just get reaaal hot in here?

[lilmadz9]

What have you got against hufflepuffs?!

I'll tell you what i have against huffl- wait. What the HELL is a hufflepuff?

[whitesparrow22]

im sorry.. but this girl creeps me out.

[jeol11]

Is it just me or would she not even need a pick up line? ;)

[Leixxc123]

Lol lol lol! "I'm a goblin, let me stroke your fault.. ;)"

[liljade13]

LMFAO!![=

[mackdad112]

Lol my sister will love this lol

[xxcrazyturtlexx]

you were not at hogwarts :(

[Jvtherealme]

You make me smile hehe :) -3 and then laugh hysterically :D

[tigergoesrawr17]

Haha these are funny

[DCampbellLRizzo]

Is it just me or do you look like a mixture of Hillary Duff and Hilary Swank? xD

[adamlegend909]

I'm Whomping my Willow over this chick..

[Findingmiss]

Love this vid. :) I'm a huge Harry Potter fan too. Hugs

[whenboredomstrike328]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES PERFECT!

[CoffeeGirl16]

"Is that a wand in your pocket or you just excited to see me?" I told this to one of my guys friends jokingly . His response " It's not a wand" talk about awkward because he wasn't joking.

[epicrandomnessXD]

2:00 i'd like bastilalist to slither into your chamber of secrets

me: WELL ITS NOT OPEN!!!!!!!

[DorvellTStewart]

You look like someone who likes to take it slow. Good thing I have a Comet Two Sixty for you to ride.

It's a portkey. Touch it, and it'll take you to places you've never been before!

9 and a half inches, unusually thick and in need of polishing. Yep, that's my wand!

This last one isn't really a pickup line but...

Wormtail: "Master, will you really rise again?"

Voldemort: "Yes, but I'll need you to give me a hand."

[DorvellTStewart]

I love the way you say these! It's insanely seductive!

:D

[epicrandomnessXD]

did you survive the killing curse, coz you are DROP DEAD GOREGOUS.

[erinluvsdinos]

"Don't worry there's still hope for you, unless you're a Hufflepuff or something"

Hahaha that was great.

[ScathachWarrior]

@erinluvsdinos I'm a Hufflepuff....And dateless... Hmph.

[bjay14228]

This girl deserves fifty points to Gryffindor!

[XxHeavellxX]

@bjay14228 haha i think she's a ravenclaw so 50 points to them ; P

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

@bjay14228 Erm... she's a Ravenclaw.... (hence the shirt) :)

[K3LLYRI0T]

so good.

[rassiecall]

you are fantastic.

[kickbuttkim23]

i started dieing omg XD

[callistoanne]

oh my godddd.

so terrible. yet so hilarious.

so many emotions. 

[lmondragon88]

Love it freaking amazing. I'll get a witch in no time!!

[seth1230]

Ravenclaw is just mad that their house is rapeNclaw.

[imaveghead25]

Diggin' the fact that you used the word "charm". Potter perfection, in my opinion.(:

[artlover727]

This has been very helpful, thank you! xD

But I am a bit offended because I am a Hufflepuff...

Ah, well