Drunkest Guy Ever Long Version With Thriller Soundtrack Michael Jackson

[Jlnun1978]

Ummm.  Pcp.

[xxiloveyouxx420]

Ketamine.. But how then fuck did he all of a

sudden just get up and walk out completely normal at the end?

[ApocalypsePrime]

hes not home right now. plz take money 4 beer ty!

[chrismacneil01]

Fake and gay!!! I bet this dude worked at the store and was bored as fuck so he made a video. Pretty good though

[GingerFish12]

@chrismacneil01 murrrr gaayyyy- see the worker putting shit on shelves and watching him? dumb. yeah a worker bored- that's a good one

[mistermajestyck]

I like the part where Wilford Brimley is restocking the shelf and looks over, 'son, you got the 'beetus?'

[lastdayinsin3]

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas anyone?

[TheFrankHuda]

dxm or ether? this guy is NOT drunk

[allyscottt]

LMFAO!

[LEEN78210]

LMFAO!! WOW THIS MAN COULD NOT GET UP!! MAN HE IS PISSSSSYYYYY DRUNK

[threedroogs]

it's not even 11:00 AM? wtf?!

[Skrieg47]

HAHAH the ending it looks like hes being blown away by a giant fan. lol :)

[aaydo]

this is probably a more realistic representation of what the living dead would act like.

[ashleighkitz]

HE WASNT DRUNK HE WAS BLIND!!

[lovemelanie]

LOVE the beggining!

[sicoxisko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA



[TheFegeman]

i think it took him more than few days to get home :D :D :D

[xBreathOfDawnx]

4:45 he's rotting alright.

[MrPICHILLO]

YEAP, DEFINITLY!!!

BUUUAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[blackjew1131]

dude was probably on acid.

[blackjew1131]

def acid



[blackjew1131]

def acid

[AggroPaul91]

Best fucking video EVER!

[kanfor]

jajajajaja

[zarny911]

This was hilarious!

[hyphoid]

could be heroin, I've seen people do this, but it does seem like he is getting sucked into a k-hole.

[partyspecialists]

Laughing so much I almost pee in my pants thanks for posting

[jilda123456789]

So bad no one could see what happed when he left the shop...

[Abbysmom26]

they are staring at him laughing

[myspacecomrogiie]

dxm and booze a terrible combination i doubt its that , def lsd

[ABC3L3N123]

thats messed up to whoever dropped him off at the store like that xD

because i know he couldnt have gotten there on his own lmao

[mudfries]

when you get into this kind of state you should always say "right, thats enough, another couple of pints then onto the shorts!"

[akfizzle]

@mudfries what does "onto the shorts" mean?

[mudfries]

@akfizzle hello! onto the shorts means start drinking spirits, eg - whisky, vodka etc. I think its because you drink them in a small or short glass a lot of people call them shorts. Over here in scotland we also call them "Halfs" so we say "lets have a few beers then we'll get onto the halfs!" by the way, I dont recommend it! I was only having a joke! all the very best to you my friend.

[219bazza]

@mudfries legand



[jordan123185]

lol this is great, this is just great!! lol.

[l33t5k1l1n3x]

1:02 Like a turtle lol

[psychonaomi]

@l33t5k1l1n3x  saw a beetle doing the same thing

[Rebabe123]

hahahahahahaha! omg that was hilarious and he didnt look drunk he is high on something, buahahahahaha!!!

[CipherNameRaVeN]

This guy is not drunk! It's dust or something.

[bloodyawakening]

@CipherNameRaVeN dxm i say, i acted kinda like this guy when i was on it. dxm is like dust just more psychedelic and less depressant. glad you more or less know your stuff, cheers.

[TheKonsy]

so funny hes defo done k before he got to shop and timed it wrong and wonked out before he knew it..hahaha or maybe k and shrooms

[K1LL3RR420]

hope he did not drive there lmao

[100waykil]

2:55 that guys like WTF

[venomize1]

lmao thriller seems funny for this vid good job editing the footsteps with his walk in store

[twistedvoodoo]

what a wanker he could of let go of the beer (: instead of being a turtle

[Sykoangelo]

@twistedvoodoo id rather be a turtle

[Rebabe123]

@twistedvoodoo hahahahahahaha a turtle!

[anirbasssor]

There has got to be something more han alcohol involved in this. i have been around some pretty wasted people and never seen anything like that. i mean alcoholic's that are wasted if that is possible lmao. it has to be drugs or some sort of disorder that involves the muscles. cops didnt do anything and most would arresst him for drunk disorder so it has to be something else.

[olliejat]

that guy is wonKafied , wonKy wonKY wonKKKKKK

[bosanel]

hes fuckin soooo high on Ketamine lol

[clowner1301]

dats some funny shit dude was FAAAAAADED!!!!!!!

[Obfuscatorium]

I thought that was me for a second.

[Cochran05]

What a fighter, the guy doesn't give up and never let's go of the case! Cheers!

[ThePhantom6661]

soo awsome!!!! Made my final day of no school!!!

[TheGodParticle]

Hahahahahaha made my whole damn week!!!!!

[kathyutica]

How incredibly sad. I don't see how anyone can think this is funny. I can't believe someone didn't help him.  He probably walked right in traffic.

[FloraJay]

@kathyutica Shouldn't get himself in this state then should he!

[kathyutica]

2 wrongs don't make a right!

[FloraJay]

@kathyutica If he wants to be a fucking waster, it isn't up to the rest of us to pick up the pieces. IMO <<

[jd1ggs102]

LMFAOOO haahahahahahahahahahahaah *catches breath* sigh hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah­aahaahaah

[Demimorph]

Yeah... just imagine the poor guy who had to clean his car after ramming him

[DisturbinglyAmazing]

I agree that he seems like hes high off of sum drug, but maybe he really was drunk, since he was trying to buy beer(more beer)

[mplsridah]

i seen this video in many websites and ppl are saying he was so drunk but i think he os high on something else.

[oddha]

that dude is hig on something =)

[becsmayers]

K FED!

[halcyonwmd]

Classic!

[Glitterwings1954]

How sad :o( Why didn't the people call the police to get him some help? That poor man..:o( No one cared enough to help him at all..... Just to send him out the door

[nermin28]

not every little shit needs to involve fucking cops

[MermaidMystery]

calling the police is not helping him...he would have been arrested and thrown in jail.  are you aware of the charges and fines that the cops slap on drunk people? it's worse than getting caught with weed.

[pietschi68]

was hat der Kollege genommen ? Will ich auch haben......... :-)

[AbsolutelyRavenous]

Lightweight!

[ISAWPAC]

thats my homie , he was all messed up luckyly the store is owned by family

[sophia34176]

bloody hell this dude is wrecked Ahahahaa .. lmfa :D

[diabhalo]

lawl he hasnt been drinking

drugs involved no doubt

[sirena199022]

hahahaa =))

[colanthony]

that guy is FUCCCCKKKKKKKKED!

[martintod2006]

Someones trapped in a k hole!

[versafan]

1:24 dude needs a tapper... "i've fallen and i can't get up" LMFAO

[mplsridah]

dude needs life alert lmao

[tomster62]

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand skunked beers

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And no mere mortal can resist the Evil Of The Miller!!

[macca401]

Looks like me coming home from a festival... Great stuff

[jryanwilcox]

BRILLIANT!!!

[kreton420]

holy shit, thats more then drunk. he is on crystal meth or something

[b0grillaz]

No , if he was on Crystal meth he would be extremely hyperactive. barbiturates more hten anything

[skaterboirocker]

I'm pretty sure he was either faking or on something much more than alcohol. Its like the Ether scene from Fear And Loathing

[ogredm]

That was my second thought while watching this.

My first thought was that I am in no way shocked that a guy this messed up was trying to buy Budweiser.

[skaterboirocker]

How is this possible damn

[MREURONCAP]

It's funny as hell, and in the end, he lefts as nothing happened... LOL

But poor guy, he is sick, he needs help from AA...

[dwarrenjr]

10/06/2009 is a Tuesday. That makes this that much funnier

[tightlaces]

Great choice for the Soundtrack

[mdnsoccer]

I give this guy mad props for trying!

[aSp3encer]

This dude does look like he's on Dxm. (dextromethorphan) That shits crazy lol. I'ts like you're not in control Yet you think you're in total control and start walkin like a robot. It gets hard to get you're body to move after a while. I'ts fun though

[daddyleon]

Hahahah this is so fit for it xD

[CarluvrSD]

Could be. I haven't tried special K or DXM. To me he looks like he's halucinating. He has lots of energy and determination.

It reminds me of someone who's been sucking on a wad of Salvia, only to discover they took to much once it starts to kick in.

It's the only thing I know of that can make you lose complet sesnse of reality. Can Ketamine really do this to someone?

What I do know is that it is not alcohol alone.