Boat collision

[Yuckpulver]

they are young, they are in love, they need a glass

[SolidlyStated]

After the near miss each captain rushed to the rear of the vessel to give the other a stern warning.

[davidenobile70]

CHE CAZZO DI STRONZATA...

[mick555007]

fucking bitch :P

[icecreamvanman]

why? Just beacause you like 548 people confirming that you are a c(u)nt? Well I might as well have my £2's worth:... You're a shit stabber, and you still drink your mums breast milk whilst your dad fucks your ass and your mum sits there wanking over pictures of her mum...... thats better....

[jetrainss]

WAT A WANKER

[mkarslan]

who are these 178 liked???

[bnh81]

sorry but you lied.

[mrteemumilto]

Well, this is a good example a nice day at a beach. Anyone follow?

But the plot in this video tells that you have feelings of anxiety and fear.

[julianofurtado1]

o q colidiu foi a bunda da tua mae no meu bilal fdp

[TheChewyblunt]

thats fag shit i wanna see people titanic that bitch !!!

[xxkilleroxx]

@TheChewyblunt

fuck you

[TheChewyblunt]

@xxkilleroxx where you live? ill drive there and fuck you up one on one and youtube that shit

[TheChewyblunt]

@TheChewyblunt hahah okay what did he say??

[xxkilleroxx]

@TheChewyblunt

What are you talking dumbass. Talk with yourself stupid child.

[TheChewyblunt]

@xxkilleroxx i was accepting your apology ..but if you want to be a fucking bitch about it i will fuck you up. you don't even have to come at me i will come at you....i'm already on probation can't get much worse than this .

[xxkilleroxx]

@TheChewyblunt

To accept a apology is in your way to write a answer to tell me anything that you like to fuck with me gay asshole. BLABLA Talk with the wall. Thats diculess

[TheChewyblunt]

@xxkilleroxx im not trying to be one of these queers that talk shit on the internet and does nothing about it, where do you live lets just fight and get it over with and if your too much of a bitch to say i live in humboldt county in california .

[xxkilleroxx]

@TheChewyblunt

sry not you the pizzaking1972

[dickmorriss]

flogger



[lilgurbsy]

why would you say collision if they didnt even collide. wtf

[chevy454dually]

fuckin num nutted in bred lying dirty cock sucker mother fucker

[MrVirusVenom]

BEST PART OF THIS VIDEO IS 0:55 TrOlLfAcE :/

[DriftyArmadillo]

IT LOOKED SO CONVINCING IN THE THUMBNAIL D:

[LordRevan1988]

I really liked the part when the ships crashed into each other man it was EPIC!

[cfcstevie1888]

IDIOT



[DiscoRattlesnake]

That was so cool! I totally just watched these two boats totally not collide. I can't even begin to describe how amazing this was. False. This was not at all cool.

[ERFnz]

Man that was intense ... yeah right !!

[KidCalifornia717]

If you look very closely, the boats did not actually collide.

[remyworldpeace]

This is actually a cool video if you take it for what it is and watch in HD. Favourited!

[ayamkyut]

fuck off!

[seanbritish]

you know what you did to me aaaaahhhhh

[Cruisefan02]

Still waiting for the crash...

[burton1080p]

fuck you.

[themaniscool100]

where is the crash you motherfucker?

[hauneburg1]

F... Y..

[andreysim]

Are you happy now poster of video?!

[TheMrroo82]

Poster is gay

[prawcess]

lol



[themechanic8]

You are a fucking moron.

[GangstaGut]

asshole lol

[GangstaGut]

lmao aaahhhh you got me

[stereomaster423]

Next time you post a video with a similar title, there better be people that died!

[gueloutu]

ja ja me cogiste de estupido yo trinco esperando el cantazo

[gfr3737]

This shouldn't be permitted

[ResearchNational]

hahaha.... i admit i was tense just as they were about to "collide".

[f1shk1LL3R]

i flaged the fag

[bestamerica]

'

2 boats are not too closer

[zoolu6879]

Not cool sir, not cool!

[urbanic5]

hehehe this is realy cool joke!!!! :-)))

[KodoEntertainment]

You are a meaningless nothing. Kill yourself.

[DeadOfMusicWasCasted]

The ships must be of high quality. They drive away like nothing did happen....

[u34m]

Schwachkopf !

[biohazardcedriccc]

i think one the boat was a ghost ship because it passed through the other one :p

[kapdesp2]

dumb ass fuck.

[MrMarkpark]

596,103 people owe you a punch in the stomach.

[dylanfloyd777]

@MrMarkpark i will in the head haha!!!

[TylerReifenberger5]

@MrMarkpark *660,814

[Deth43]

THIS WASN'T FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetalFire231]

oh my ..i hope at least 1 person survived to tell us what really happened ........

[DrTadHusseinWinslow]

Must be British or Japanese drivers.

[serverguy87]

@DrTadHusseinWinslow Oh I love racism too! Prick.

[dudewithaboard12]

this video isssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss very CRAPY.

[MRPISSFLAP]

everybody flag this fuck so no1 else has to stumble on this shit asshole video again!

[leshikzoloto]

Idiot

[pmnch]

jajajajajajajjajajajjajajajajj­ajjaja nos cagó

[dave61270]

dumb ass

[littleNoobGirl]

oh shit that was bad.

[chickentorche]

the boats DID collide, didnt u see? it wasnt head on but they scraped the sides of eachothers.

[goonluv]

where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blohmymind]

But at least hundreds of lives weren't lost, sorry to disappoint u assholes.

[MisterNail]

Flagged for misleading text.

[skateboy159]

u need go back to school and learn what collision is

[pinalo2009]

its some sort of prankster, you've got them, and you've got me too, but in the humour side, this is a boat collision, in 2D

[TheKalcm]

wtf..

its evade...

[peterahjorter]

Greeks are too poor to crash ships :-)

[gertgertgert18]

it was no collision because if you look closely you ship with blue hull red hull together closer than pass degree

[MrBigbird2448]

r u on drugs because they didn't collide

[monrad1971]

wanker



[PeacefulSage7]

i like when ur watchin how it gives u that feeling and u start clenching ur butthole cause u seriously think their about to crash into each other but then they pass by and u just cant help but laugh....lol nice vid

[HHCovers]

@PeacefulSage7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mandii66]

It's just a con to get the viewing figures up. It's worked - well over 1/2 million!

[fixento3]

Captains must come from former British colonies, the ships PASSED each other starboard to starboard.

[zxkuta]

did they died?

[jleegivens]

It's a miracle! I saw them not collide with my own eyes!!! WOW!!!!

[daronandbill]

Stupid.



[suszie1000]

funny



[dewpoint88]

FLAG - REASON - SPAM -MISLEADING TEXT

[pianoman8882]

This video exemplifies the amount of time that people have to watch videos on the internet. For that, I give it credit cause it made me laugh to read the comments saying "Why post this video?" or something to that extent. Otherwise, I agree. :) That is all.

[mafro666]

Complete lack of collisioning. You smelly wanker.

[dotonthewall]

I guess if you r nothing in life you just have to pretend then and try to fool everyone until they find out the truth that you are JUST USELESS AND HAVE TO MAKE THINGS UP TO GET SOME ATTENTION> Short lived and also useless to you. I mean you could have called it an illusion ..but NOPE ....lets say collision. dohhhhhh

[BerninHill]

@pizzaking1972 Yet another idiot on youtube.

[35356064]

f.y.



[xf2gscorsair]

YOU LIED!!!

[marcusdelcactus]

suck mah dick.

[nah1982]

fuck u

[AShadowbox]

worst game of chicken ever

[Jozzimm]

Title rename: "Boats pass by each other. Lame video."

[09SRILANKA]

Pile of dung, I've just wasted 30 seconds of my life watching this poo.

[akp8806]

I feel like I got rick rolled

[jenenjisgarden]

oh you big fat liar.

[ScumOfCaligula]

Those ships are obviously courting one another.

[trinescape]

simple person posted this

[dickylee12]

thats funny,i held my breath...........ya got me;an so many others.

[jimmorrison76]

Halfwit.

[XRidd13rX]

you twat...why put this up!?

[tammairs]

Thanks for wasting 56 seconds of my life, DOOFIS!

[9LIKER6]

??? that colision???....

[1000robloxplayer]

EPIC FAIL

[Reshoe87]

HOLD ON .. redoo, we missed!

[caseykc18]

Who left their lightsaber under the video....?

[davshaw5]

Lame



[FantasyMindedMan]

there should be more likes....as nobody got hurt....

[mooncoin2]

your an fucking idot

[arrSubwaykidd]

they suck at following the international boating rules...

[Brendalfly98]

@dieselphil59 Just because this guy didn't have a real boat collision doesn't mean you can call him and D.head.

[Brendalfly98]

@matt020500 Don't Call @pizzaking1972 that.

[Brendalfly98]

ENOUGH WITH YOUR AWFUL LANGUAGE.

[Ps2Viper87]

Hey you gottta hand it to the guy who posted this video! He made over 500,000 people feel like idiots!!! BWAA HA HA!!!

[matt020500]

asshole



[eltfell]

It's not even a fake crash. It's just a fake pass by.

[MyWictor]

I wanted to see a crash!!!!!!!!

im so dissapointed.

[2222hornet]

I THINK YOU WERE PULLING YOUR COCK ABIT TO HARD MATE HAD NO BLOOD LEFT IN YOUR HEAD WHAT COLLISION ?

[Lumixster]

U bastard !!!

[juanitokolimense]

:troll:

[Statetrooper2012]

ha

[MrHarO5]

Love how so many people actually wanted to see two ships collide. Sad really. I figured they weren't going to hit before I watched so I found it funny when they just passed. Second video I've seen like this. The other one was a racing "crash". Good to see so many people have a sense of humour.

[JaimeNunyabusiness]

Reported as misleading text.

[Franko94]

whew!! that was a near miss! or as george carlin would say, NEAR HIT!

[gabrieljsguerra10]

valeewww escroto

[QQWEERTTYUUI]

LOL!

[macfan999]

3319 people don't have a sense of humor

[douglaspeddler1]

asshole

[International588]

Collision: noun. To COLLIDE with, or violent CONTACT with something. IDIOT!

[dieselphil59]

who ever posted this is a dickhead DOH!!!

[JTV84]

@dieselphil59 dickhead indeed, but at least it's not a computer game or some crap photoshop slideshow.

[ddn2y]

please look up the meaning of the word "COLLISION" ..

[JeepGuy80]

I just could not resist adding a thumbs down to this one....

[davidmac2011]

Man the lifeboats there is a scratch!!!

[Nathan21h]

i never seen this many dislikes on a video

[EJ192]

I actually laughed for some reason...

[cameron300462]

how weird... if they were in Australia, they'd be passing on the wrong side. suppose to be portside to portside when passing head on.??

[jeremiah9561]

lol this is s stupid as fuck

[DDT1117]

only small child or mentally poor man can do this!

[jsmallwood2007]

I liked the part when Benji tricked the wolf and the wolf jumped over the cliff.

[Davemxnz]

flagged for misleading text

[maclab15]

i want my wasted time back !

[woodyroghard46]

they ain't no what collisions means fool they dind't even hit each other screw that movie

[mtthomo]

good on you Banker

[medwards02]

WOOO

[DanielRibena]

*cough* BORING! even watching a dog licking piss of a leaf is more entertaining than this piece of shit!....

[zcschott]

people dont know what a collision is!

[drummin4him2]

Another worthless youtube vid!!

[Muzain]

127 people don't know what collision means

[1000robloxplayer]

FAIL

[nissanmultani]

Mentally sick posted this shit

[leroy351]

56 seconds wasted wheres the fuking crash

[Quadrider206]

wow that is the stupidest thing that ever lived on the internet

[TwentySevenOhTwo]

That's just rubbish.

[223dink]

gayest thing ive seen all day

[mtk4life4269]

this is gay as fuck

[afflictionzix]

kill the guy who posted this...

[savannah42g]

man i was expecting a crash and to feel sorry for them but no. i feel sorry for you for not knowing what collision means

[savannah42g]

oh haha we are suppost to think the boats will crash but they just pass by! hilarios right?! no. it was boring and lame

[johnnie420420420420]

i think this was accualy good cuz boats travel so slow and they r for the most part big enough to see way away u should maneuver out of the way its not like in a grocery store when someone comin at u when u go left they go left and mass confusion occurs but anyways good miss

[elephant8banana]

worst video ever.

[pelond76]

fuck you asshole!!!!!

[Buttcrack937]

God damn man tht killled so many

[firedemon02]

idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! collisions mean hit with another thing

[0749954235]

idiot

[zZJKProductionZz]

are they okay?

[TheMaddogjake]

i bet this poor person wished he never put this video on now,with all the bad comments.lol....i did expect crash ,bang,wallop....but never mind,conned again,thanks you tube.ha

[IHaveKewlSocks]

This made me laugh haha

[ssobehtami1]

i am now dummer. thanks

[Eledaraumar]

@ssobehtami1 Dumber enough to not even know how to spell dumber?

[YoughMama]

Did anybody die?

[david1234687]

fake lol