WXO Johnny Ace (Laurinaitis) confusing promo

[TobiasBoonBackwards]

johnny ace is awesome i like him

[caleblich2]

i've heard john cena say this! ?!

[Zanmato007]

That should be his catchphrase today!

[Pokemanic4321]

lol the day not a single fuck was given

[copelanda]

ALLS I EVER HEAR ABOUT

[CastrosCubs]

That promo was still better than anything warrior ever did.

[thedarkergerkin]

if you dont got it get it, if you dont get it..figure it out. i could spend my entire adult life trying to understand that sentence

[MahMahAfro3000]

Mr Excitement!

[Smoggin420]

so even in his early 30'she still sounded like a worn out old "never was"

[markmansion]

What the hell happened to him over the past 12 years?

[omarkend]

HEY ITS CLOWN SHOES

[Smoggin420]

@omarkend LOL

[DegenTP]

Was the internet even invented yet when this was filmed??

[JarekSSJXify]

@DegenTP yes.

[kefkasakura]

@DegenTP Of course, WXO is from 2000.

[metalstalin]

He makes a great heel. Not sure about his backstage work. I hear different things, most not good. But he's a great boss bad guy.

[Ashleybradbury]

the guy looks like he's on drugs, no wonder why CM Punk hates him

[AlexRejba]

Mr. Excitement

[SomethingRules]

@AlexRejba so THAT'S what the X stands for! eXcitement!!!

[ecko1922]

LOL @ ppl below me

[Kermand0]

@ecko1922 Agreed LOL @theraVen27 @furiousajp 

[theraVen27]

@furiousajp

You owned me huh? With what? So far all you have done is exactly what I said.

It's ok your dumb and don't understand simple words. We don't judge you just laugh at you.

Awe, you mad bro?using words you don't understand like owned won't help.

[MrEdzhuks]

CLOWNSHOES

[chrisb910n704]

boring....lol

[EngelsPlein2010]

He's gonna kick some Bart.. Bart who?

[brodeur955]

Mr. Excitement

[Blackhard9]

man punk wasn't kidding he really did suck like big time

[DespicablepunK25]

shniclefritz

[furiousajp]

...WHAT?

[theraVen27]

@furiousajp

fuckin hell move on!

over 10 years ago that was funny for a month.

you are the chuck norris joke kid that everyone hates

[furiousajp]

@theraVen27 I wasn't quoting steve austin, fucktard. I honestly had no clue what the hell he was talking about, hence that "WHAT?".

[theraVen27]

@furiousajp

yeah sure you were..

of course you not being able to understand simple words like "figure it out" doesn't say much about you either.

[furiousajp]

@theraVen27 I understand the words just fine, imbecile. It's what he's talking about that's confusing. As for "yeah sure you were.", you chose to read my original comment the way you chose to read it, and you read it wrong. A Steve Austin reference doesn't make sense there. My reaction to a confusing promo does. The fact that you read what is clearly a reaction as a 10 year old joke is baffling to me. You have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old. What does that say about YOU?

[theraVen27]

@furiousajp

keep digging that hole.

the first sign of a lie is the rabid dog defense.. you are doing great

[furiousajp]

@theraVen27 You know, I almost never use this word this way but I think I'll give it a shot: I OWNED you and you can't admit it to yourself. I'm not lying and I have no reason to, you're just being a dick for no god damn reason.

[illhart]

HEYY CLOWN SHOES!

[newyy1]

YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONLY HALF THE MAN THAT I AM! AND I HAVE HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO!!!

[dkoch2]

lol, this makes me think of the Lex Luger promo "this shirt's too tight billy!"

[dlewis18]

@dkoch2 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[felatioable]

he IS Mr. Excitement...

[kurtanglerocks555]

SO EXCITING

[PhilipEbanks]

Little did Big Johnny know was that his absurd promo would be brought back from the dead 12 years later by CM Punk to bite him in the ass.

[Sterling20073]

how can you all love him? wrestlings desperate right now, iv watched everything wwf/wwe for 14 years, and this time right now is 1 of the lowest, johnny ace isnt good on the mic FACT. trippin over his lines n shit, and when he took cm punks GTS finish his face was like he was readin a txt, hes awful and thats a fact, its not thats hes a good heel that i hate him, its because he sucks for real. hes no commisioner regal from 2000, he was a good heel

[fumblenuts64]

@Sterling20073 Sure he sometimes fumbles his lines sometimes, but I find him hilarious. Every other line he comes out with is gold. I think the writers are behind his twitter but that's great too.

[Ty17V]

@Sterling20073 To answer your question, it's simple. He's entertaining. He's bad, but he's so bad at being exciting he's good. Stop living in the past. Yeah it may have been awesome, but it's time to get with the times. Johnny Ace is RAW.

[killercroc99]

I love this guy.

[tg0926]

Wait a minute... I think I got it!

[malathis0]

What's with the stock cartoon sound effect when his name pops up?

[DFILL450]

YAY John Laurinaitus isn't fired. I actually like him on Raw, and I agree with the top comment. He's gotten much better and he's grown on me.

[cOlLyWoG316]

If you don't got it, get it! If you don't get..best of luck in your future endeavours...

[wtf66611]

I didnt know Super Dave was also a wrestler.

[BroWhatever]

You don't got it, get it. You don't get it... best of luck in your future endeavours.

[roxydog2004]

Johnny laryngitis reminds me a little of Super Dave Osborne

[F0Xhound009]

that was actually pretty good and funny, why is he horrible now?

[umanggupta95]

@F0Xhound009 To make Punk look good``

[boremz]

the only problem with Mr John Laurinaitis as the Excetuve Vice President of Talent Relation and the interim 'soon to be' RAW GM is, he got no expression when Punk GTS him!

[TheKano1996]

I had no problem figuring it out. All he said is that he was going to WXO. How is that confusing?

[MACsDaddyNotYours]

Meh ive seen way worst & way more confusing promos

[bellefeu]

@MACsDaddyNotYours Ultimate Warrior gets the dubious honor for making whacked out, confusing promos.

[vesidude]

So his voice really is like that.

[AllieRX87]

And if I don't figure it out?

[edgehead221]

@AllieRX87 Then you don't get it

[Dimaggio5641]

best promo line ever "What does the X stand for? I don't know", score one for Animal's brother

[ogie]

i thought that was jeff jarrett.

[hiroschima26]

let me get this straight he went from an untalented wrestler (on the mic and in the ring) to an untalented

Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and  Interim General Manager of Raw! WHAT IN THE BLUEST OF BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WWE ??????

[whoo689]

"I am the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and the Interim General Manager of Raw! If you don't get that... figure it out."

[YungWill313]

He Didn't Even Know What He Said Himself

[rodgers544]

If you dont got it, get it, if you dont get it... figure it out.

[LighterB]

hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahaha

[MantonioBanderas]

There were repeated references to the X having no meaning. It surprises me they thought they had the money to get Big Johnny for any amount of time.

[stingernick]

Big Johnny!

[MrNauran]

Ahem... I RESPECT YOU, FUNKMAN!

[JonathanVonErich]

@MrNauran LOL Nice.

[GABproductionsz]

its johnny "nobody gives a crap about me" laurinitus

[MultiCaliban]

the next billy mays anyone?

[LoganRichardH]

So he's always sounded like that...

[jethyy]

To be honest he plays his role perfectly on RAW

[apolanco602]

he was a champ in japan

[TheCJShamelessFTW]

@apolanco602 Yes well,they sell lipstick for men in Japan and school girl's used panties in vending machines too,so not everything has to make sense....

[apolanco602]

@TheCJShamelessFTW true also dont forget they also sell used condoms

[lastdragon55]

How is this guy in charge of anything with the word "Talent" in it? 0_o

[hairofthedog2008]

Ahhhh, the short lived WXO!  Bret Hart was commissioner. Watched one show on TV, never saw it again, lol!

[beforeforty]

So are soap operas but that doesn't stop those who watch them from hating the character.

[ddvdave]

I'll be honest with you... I have no idea what that means!

[cctitansfan]

Where is CM Punk when you need him

[poisongodmachine3]

The man in Japan... FUTURE ENDEAVORED!

[beforeforty]

This guy is an absolute dushe (forgive if wrong spelling) I never trusted this guy and anyone can see that he's out to get CM Punk and he curtainly mucked things up for Zack Ryder. Triple H needs to fire him or lay him out.

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@beforeforty You do realize WWE is scripted right?

[TheNerdGangster]

@beforeforty it's spelled douche.

[DeanieBoi07]

The most boring man in WWE.

[snakebiten]

If you don't get it.......... Figure it out!

[suavesitoportu]

IF THIS DOESNT EXCITE YOU THEN YOU NEED HELP!!!!!!

[Scars6]

Johnny FUNKMAN

[lelo819]

to be honest he's getting better and better on Raw. I see him as comedy

[jckorn86]

@lelo819 he is getting a lot more comfortable in his role and that can only mean better television.

[DeanofMean94]

LOL he's always sucked.

[LucaToni101]

My name is John Laurinaitis and I am the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations" and the interim General Manager of Rw

[metalwhiplash666]

@LucaToni101 The Rock - IS DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

[LucaToni101]

@metalwhiplash666 stone cold - what?

[sjsprinterz]

press 6 for chaka

[RegaLPleX08]

Joe Laurinaitis (Animal) - Jesus Christ

John Laurinaitis - Jhonny Christ

[fredforresterwwe]

who else would laff if johnny dropped cm punk withe ace crusher?

[RegaLPleX08]

@fredforresterwwe LMAO ace crusher > GTS

[DinkiDiDude]

I cant help but cheer for this dude haha

[BeRE4DY4dash0w]

i'm watching this cause of his horrible tribute lol

[ZeeGee88]

"Well Stan... to be honest with you I have no idea what that means."

Sums up the sentiments of all the viewers, Mr. Commentator

[dmenace4life]

Road Warrior Animal sure gave him a foot in the door and it shows!

[Mohamadelgringo]

thumbs up if you are here because you are real johny ace fan and cm bitch punk didnt brought you here

[thien797]

J.Laurinaitis:I'm the Excutive Vice President of Talent Relation and Interim.....

Cm Punk:Yeah!Yeah! We're knew who you are

[YuberSepiroth]

he fucking mentioned the internet. wow there was already an internet on that time huh.

[TNAJeffHardy13]

Mr. Excitement.

[crusherfan53]

Johnny Ace is hot, I am one of a kind.

[MisterOldSchool1]

Ken Patera  is still worst than this

[cctitansfan]

(In Laurininatus voice)I'm gonna kick some butt,cause I am executive vice president of talent relations.and soon to be CM Punk's bitch

[juan23bike]

he's a f****** moron

[OnThe515]

@juan23bike *Fucking

[MantasasInHD]

Group photo everyone!

[thenewjord50]

cm punk brought me here lol

[JohnnyAceTV]

My name is John Laurinaitis & I am the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations

[MantasasInHD]

@JohnnyAceTV and the Interim General Manager of Monday Night RAW.

[cradiIy]

Johnny Ace vs Cm Punk WM 28

[PhilBrooksSES]

Gnarly! Rad! Cool! Far Out!

[JunKazamaFan]

Such wise words from Mr. Excitement himself!

[MrMgcruz]

I Hate that Man! GrandFather's Type, I'm The Executive Vice President of Talent Relations & also The Interim General Manger of Raw!

Thumbs Up if You Think Laurinitis Looks Like a 105 years old Man!

[CadillacL]

Sad thing, the "What does the X stand for?" is the ONLY thing people remember.

[GMSpectre]

@CadillacL WXO = Wrestling Hugs and Kisses

[bxzel0915]

LOL xD

[hootdemon]

theres no way cm punk didnt read thi s guys comment

[MASTERDUTCH626]

LMAO quote of the year

If you don't got it get it !

If you don't get it Figure it out !

[julianannon]

i expected this from scott steiner

[TheBrokenreed]

johnny ace exudes excrement

[spinemelter2000]

He has Goldberg's voice. If he took a gallon of steroids, people would mistake him for Goldberg.

[suleman021]

#areyouseriousbro

JOHNNY ACE IS HOT

I AM ONE OF A KIND

[wheezel100]

@suleman021 johnny ace sucks



[suleman021]

@wheezel100 Gnarly! Rad! Cool! Totally!

[Primetime28051980]

hahaha.he is no use talent that end up in WWE for the sake of being an asshole to dirty job of others..

[MrHorsSujet]

Tribute to John Laurinatis...CM Punk is god.

[iNfEcTedcloWn69]

he does have a wrestling voice though lol

[HHHitMan23]

No one exudes excitement like Johnny Ace.. Bring back The Dynamic Dudes!!!

[clzm90]

He's simply saying he's going to WXO, that's all lol.

[Argee11]

Punk has done it again!

[pedalpunk57]

Too bad he didn't have the charisma and ability of his brother Joe.....

[Gorrrillla5]

@pedalpunk57 OHHHHHH WHAAAAAAT A RUUUUSH!!!!!!!! damn their like two opposites i can't believe John is the brother of Road Warrior Animal.

[GerpieLPs]

I got it John Laurinaitis....I've got the touch...I've got the power!

[coolhanddean]

@GerpieLPs you got the touuuuuuucchhhhh!!!!

[EmoKilla420]

this is the guy who had the ace crusher whom inspired DDP's Diamond Cutter really really

[Tondog38]

THANK YOU PUNK!

[BrianTKessler]

Thank you CM Punk!!!

[LOKITUPISBACK]

THIS WAS ON RAW! FUCKING SICK, LOL!

[sharozsheikh]

this was just on the slammys

[sment1993]

Johnny Ace got FUTURE ENDEAVORED

[TheMet60]

omg he is road warrior animal younger brother

[BroWhatever]

Mr. Entertainment right there.

[F4WBootCamp]

Most boring Ultimate Warrior impression EVER!

[OofmanRulz]

Best part: Commentator says he has no idea what that means. Funny, we the audience feel the same way.

[tortsauce]

lol arrive pipebomb figure it out

[SpecsCoupe1115]

"CM Punk, we coming to wish you the best in all your future endeavors, nigga!!"

[Deejiethefact]

Lol he did what Jericho did

[ELIMINATORRRR]

Lmao at the commentator at the end 'Well Stan, i'll be honest with you, i have no idea what that means', don't worry man neither do we :D.

[ahgoodmorning]

John Larangitis

[retardedscarded]

FUNKMAN!!!!!!

[Jamesadeth]

I want ace crusher on cm punk.

[TooBrutalOrTheFuture]

A MASTER!

[lewisfraser21]

someone needs to strap him down and give him a few tattoos ,lol

[LaLLipOp21]

haaaa he has no personality and no facial expression now

[PhukAdvertisements]

You serious bro? WOO WOO WOO!!!

[SpecsCoupe1115]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oow!!!!

[NotGangster100]

John Laringitis lol santino i got one better John Vaginitis he talks like he has a dick down his throat

[GaryFreeman1987]

Wow, this is a much better promo than anything he's done this year.

[whoo689]

And if you don't understand why his voice sounds like he has a cold all the time...

Figure it out