Unbelievably funny, how do you come up with this stuff?! ITS AWESOME. If i was born a lady, i'd defo bum them. Both of em! At the same time if possible! I love you guys.
I always thought Brett kind of carried Jemaine in the songs so it's nice that Jemaine has one by himself. This is a really good song musically speaking, the lyrics are hliarious. Love them!
Love this song. Although it isn't on iTunes.. Unless it's on another track at the end? Not sure but not an independant.. At least not on iTunes. It sucks.
Bret's got it going on. He's nominated at Oscars!
MrRrreal 1 week ago 4
ha not that i did it
gypssyychild31 1 week ago
I'm a Brett, and I have had this sang to me by multiple "straight" friends.
Szabolicious 1 week ago 3
he put a wig on him and spooned him o-o LOOOOOOOOOL
robotFujo 1 week ago
39 people are racist dragons
Saucydragonful 2 weeks ago 4
I think sometimes Bret just hears what he wants to hear.
Ryaaaaaan 2 weeks ago
Thats the conclusion that i come to, but that doesnt mean i wanna bum you!
powerhopper 1 month ago
That was just a bit gay.
8-)
richo61 1 month ago
Is there a song that has the same music? and rythm? I recognize it
kabouke16 1 month ago
39 people do not think bret has it goin on!
digimonxroswars1 1 month ago
I love this so much xxx
evies23 2 months ago
fantastic!
yayaLENTA 2 months ago
1:31 Bret's eye roll. OMG his faces are priceless.
Smmors14 4 months ago
1:31 Bret's eye roll. OMG his faces are priceless
Smmors14 4 months ago
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987kurtzy 4 months ago
39 people dont have it goin on
ilikethenameroberto 5 months ago
haha Bret's facial expressions.. awesome
Shernee01 5 months ago
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brashchamber57y8 6 months ago
Flawless logic, Jemaine.
2tYlerfAilure7 7 months ago
How could it be gay if I was pretending you were a woman?
KingTedward 7 months ago 13
and I just laid there and spooned you... *awkward*
ryanlikescheese 8 months ago
My brother posted this on my facebook once because my name is brett
Br3tt1zzle 8 months ago 2
@Br3tt1zzle that just makes me feel uncomfortable.
ilikethenameroberto 5 months ago
38 people don't have good beards.
worthey47 9 months ago 2
Not that I did it...
JimmyCaravan 9 months ago
This is among my top 100 "conchords" songs/jokes from the show. Every time I hear this song, it always manages to put a smile on face :)
"Bret.. You got it goin on..!"
TheBearEzentials 9 months ago 2
I put a wig on you and i just lay there and spooned you !
Wammochop 10 months ago 6
Bret your beard is good. Not in a gay way.
zerker998 10 months ago
No doubt about it, we'd be gettin' crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
SwitsaSwoo 10 months ago 5
would it be gay to write you a song?
hippyrockar 10 months ago 4
Can I see the lyrics?
halluhmee 10 months ago
I thought he said "Your bed is good".
MossyKong 11 months ago 3
His booty is fly
13eddiie13 11 months ago
this is goddamn hilarious.
1989kkh 11 months ago 2
your good at finding shortcuts around town
tadahead7174 1 year ago 4
@tadahead7174 lol
Fixdal 11 months ago
LAMO! This is fantastic!
28335 1 year ago
this is the most casual song ever created.
ferociousfeet0 1 year ago
I was pretending you're a woman what's gay about that?
micelli123 1 year ago 2
Why can't a hetrosexual guy, tell a hetrosexual guy, his booty is fly
gush48 1 year ago 7
i just lay there and spooned you!
XD
MrIdocovers 1 year ago 2
put a wig on you? no... it didn't say anything like that
shoe59 1 year ago 3
XD bret's face through the entire thing. I died laughing
Especially at 2:02
iluvdrakeandjosh 1 year ago 2
I put on a wig on you and I just laid there and spooned you
theschmonster23 1 year ago
You're Beard is good ! One of my favorite songs
theschmonster23 1 year ago
38 people are homophobic ; )
dont let anyone tell you you're not humpable. cause your bumpable.
i hope this doesnt make you feel uncomfortable.
18charliiee 1 year ago
38 people think putting a wig on a guy while they're asleep and spooning them is gay
samuelandhisdog 1 year ago
WHO thumbs this video down!?
preste101 1 year ago 2
"why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?!"
considering the context it's lyrically a good song, lol
zandersagwa 1 year ago 6
considering the context, this song is really good lyrically, lol.
zandersagwa 1 year ago
37 people don't have it goin' on.
Punkmetaller 1 year ago 2
awww bret <3
KEH6767 1 year ago
Jemaine gets lonely and things start going on
PWNAGEOFTHE3RDDEGREE 1 year ago
LMOA LMAO LMAO
ralphknightsno1 1 year ago
put a wig on you? no.. it didn't say anything like that.
shoe59 1 year ago 52
@shoe59 : 'i think sometimes you hear what you wanna hear' :D
TheCinnamonTea 1 year ago 6
I love the look on Bret's face when Jemaine says "I think you hear.. what you wanna hear." xD <3
QuakerCakeable 1 year ago 7
BEST EVER!!
Kaastaphrax 1 year ago
Ahem....
....Your beard is good.
kellencolewright 1 year ago 5
@kellencolewright
Uh thanks...
Yeah, and uh, you're good at finding short cuts...
Drkcirtap39 1 year ago
LOL, how can it be gay if i put a wig on you and pretend your a woman
willroxurworld 1 year ago 6
I guess the more accurate term would be bisexual ??
akamola11 1 year ago
a damn funky tune!!!!!
pizwoggins 1 year ago
Lmao Bret's face is hilarious when Jermaine says "if one of was lucky enough to be born a lady"
GuardGrl08 1 year ago
@GuardGrl08 lol yea dude sheer astonishment and disgust. that's what i saw
pr4tor 1 year ago
@pr4tor Lmao well wouldn't you have that look too if your friend said that to you???
GuardGrl08 1 year ago
Love how Bret's face gets gradually more screwed up as the song goes on....
Lollipoploopz 1 year ago
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My names brett, when i'm down i listen to this :)
mynames420ppl 1 year ago
My names brett, when i'm down i listen to this :)
mynames420ppl 1 year ago 71
@mynames420ppl legend
99surfer99 1 year ago
@mynames420ppl I wish my name was brett.
thelostpiranha 1 month ago
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Mrgoodnyt 1 month ago
@thelostpiranha lol my name is Brett and everyone used to play this song whenever I was around :)
Mrgoodnyt 1 month ago
I wish my beard was good. I wish I had a beard.
c4r50n1 1 year ago 2
LOL. ♥
VanillaBarcode 1 year ago
Why can't a heterosexual guy, Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Panamex24 1 year ago 3
"I think sometimes you hear what you want to hear."
poormomma100 1 year ago 6
"Can please have a look at the lyrics?" Haha!
smameann 1 year ago 2
I want a weedy shy guy.
Stauderhorse 1 year ago 7
@Stauderhorse you and me both.
ebiogolden 1 year ago
flight of the conchords rock!
AlphonseV7 1 year ago
hey bret...your beard is good.
frypod18 1 year ago 4
"This is another one of your weird songs man..."
archancellor 1 year ago 7
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
george0911 1 year ago
Not that I did it...HAHAH!!
madyplourde 1 year ago 5
Bret's face at 1:50 hahaha, he ain't happy.
JTee93 1 year ago 2
wicked; so light and funny...these guys are great...
MrRobbd07 1 year ago
LMFAO brets face at 0.39 is like wth! and at 2:03 he was liek jermane u need help! "not that i did that!"
wickedObsessed22 1 year ago
I ♥ Bret
XOXORachael♥
Rachaelluvable 1 year ago
Bret looks kinda luke a shy snail.. or.. it's probably just me who's weird, but whatever
AzkabanInmate 1 year ago
how can that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman? LOL. FOTC wins.
procrastinatic 1 year ago
I think sometimes you hear what you want to hear.
nabd777 1 year ago 2
"This is, another one of your weirrdd songs man."
Askitaka 1 year ago 5
Your beard is good.
TheCheerioBandit 1 year ago 92
Jermaines expression when he sings "...that doesn't mean I want to bum you.." is priceless
smakaken 1 year ago 6
Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
rahjaman 1 year ago 3
Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you. lol
rahjaman 1 year ago 4
Does anyone know what brand that classical is? it's a nylon string right?
superlou1s 1 year ago
1:17 the golden question
xONExWAYxTICKETx 1 year ago 5
...not that i did it
PauI360 1 year ago 6
This song is the best!
xONExWAYxTICKETx 1 year ago
makes me laugh every. single. time. i've seen this like, 20 times too
kaylashalaylaaaaa 1 year ago 34
lol brets expression the whole time
Beeeaaand 1 year ago
"I think, sometimes you hear what you wanna hear." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
TheMFJuggernaut 1 year ago 3
"And I ne-heed a woman... and then I imagine you with some bosoms."
VictoriasWhispers 1 year ago 3
BRET YOU GOT IT GOIN OOHHOONN!!!!
Boshmaster69 1 year ago
i lovee this songgggg :D
aurorasydney 1 year ago
The second "I got it goin' on" seems a tad less enthusiastic than the first
rjs9 1 year ago 8
@rjs9 you dont understand why?
Gavottesaus 1 year ago
Your beard is well*
lolroflatyoulol 1 year ago
@lolroflatyoulol Superman does good. You're doing well.
Ryank1908 1 year ago
this song and buissness time are my fav songs
CanadianHero789 1 year ago 4
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meehhihi i uploaded a new pic any guys want to chat and maybe more
TeReffleese32 1 year ago
Unbelievably funny, how do you come up with this stuff?! ITS AWESOME. If i was born a lady, i'd defo bum them. Both of em! At the same time if possible! I love you guys.
JeDoom 1 year ago 5
only if that's what they're into, of course
hotshot90 1 year ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
does anybody know what guitar Jemaine is using, and for pretty much every other performance?
Jackfma27 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
pumter 1 year ago
hey bret, your beard is good.
edpoe92 1 year ago 83
@edpoe92 ''would it be gay to write you a song?''
''no...''
1 minute later bret is probably thinking.... ''gaybo......'' lol
runeWARFAREassassins 1 year ago
@edpoe92 just a compliment about your beard being good.
ColdIceMedia 11 months ago 3
my favorite, ever, is thiss. i just watched the last episode of the 2nd season & it made me sad bc they were back in New Zealand ):
flakymuffin 1 year ago
I always thought Brett kind of carried Jemaine in the songs so it's nice that Jemaine has one by himself. This is a really good song musically speaking, the lyrics are hliarious. Love them!
TheGoldWatch 1 year ago 3
yknow bret should really stop being so bullemic... "im not bullemic!"
....yis, well hes better now
jonfornoff87 1 year ago 4
Yis!
TheGoldWatch 1 year ago
I LOVE Flight of The Conchords. This is one of the best songs ever. They're geniuses.
Dundatraz09 1 year ago 5
Reply to map, it's on I tunes I'm not sure what album but just search Fotc
ReeseKing95 1 year ago
i played this at a party the other night for one of my mate who was down it was funny as fuck, brilliant skill writing this
keflar5 2 years ago
ROFL OMG
ChazAndKyle 2 years ago 4
Love this song. Although it isn't on iTunes.. Unless it's on another track at the end? Not sure but not an independant.. At least not on iTunes. It sucks.
MAP118 2 years ago
so funky
theisraelies 2 years ago
Not in a gay way just in a hey way just wanted to say tht ur lookin okay. :) lol
NinjaLiz101 2 years ago 8
bret, your beard is good just a little compliment for you
jmac8994 2 years ago 2
bromance
TheAllicat007 2 years ago 12
i wish this song was on one of their albums does anyone know where i can download it
cartex12 2 years ago
@cartex12 The song is on their self-titled album; the one with Rhymnoceros vs. Hiphopopatamus and Leggy Blonde.
PangJang316 2 years ago
@PangJang316 No it isn't
srobertms89 1 year ago
it's on iTunes on their first album
misspretzelrachel 2 years ago
shit it's so great! i want new videos and songs i've seen them all a thousand times now
hinatachansama 2 years ago
lmao flight of the conchords are brilliant! they have short songs but somehow they pown and kick ass!
AJD7DC 2 years ago
Pwn, not pown brother.
devilmaycry632 2 years ago 6
lol my bad
AJD7DC 2 years ago
Its all good dude.
devilmaycry632 2 years ago
i love the ending of the song :) *i just layed there and spooned you,, ooh, bret you got it goin owwnnnn(*)
joaklers 2 years ago
i think... sometimes.. you hear what you wanna hear.. hahaha And brets face when he says that. 2:46
curryblunder 2 years ago 2
how could it be gay if i pretend you are a woman
not that i did
thesmallJC 2 years ago
Best conchords song hands down.
S77whut 2 years ago 183
@S77whut nah its ladies of the world
helloman2332 1 year ago
That is fukn good lol
TheFordy8879 2 years ago 6
he totally does got it goin' on..
ZeeOhZombie 2 years ago 41
I wish the show would continue :(
varsha1010 2 years ago 14
hbo wants to make a 3rd season they are just waiting on bret and jermaine
adamzachary11 2 years ago 5
Nope, they officially canceled it.
YouKnowItsMatt 2 years ago
well that is the worst news i have ever heard
adamzachary11 2 years ago 4
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chrisjump123 2 years ago
thats the conclosion ive come yo but that doesn't mean i want to bum you
lol
xxwoodsy01xx 2 years ago 10
I wish it was a bit longer, I love the style.
SketchRoomAccount 2 years ago 3
omg i know!
HoodLoot 2 years ago
ahem.... your beard is good.
kellencolewright 2 years ago 11
the expression on Jemaine's face at 1:41 is priceless!!
ThePatrickster 2 years ago 5
your beard is good :)
Lexybelmont 2 years ago 9
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can i please have a look at the lyrics
EvilEnchant 2 years ago
there are other videos of this with the lyrics on youtube, just look.
interjames 2 years ago
So... hopefully that made you feel better :]
Haha, I love Bret's face when the song begins to turn weird 1:49. Lmao x]
denissecaticuz 2 years ago 6
bret is hot...........
prettypaine 2 years ago 92
I KNOW!!!
Alexiefour 2 years ago 2
@prettypaine Yeah, he's got it going on!
Falcon1200 1 year ago
wtf?!
gustavospider0 1 year ago
"I think sometimes you hear what you wanna hear"
BrettCM06 2 years ago 13
i'm needy for a weedy shy guy :)
momogurl920 2 years ago 17
Don't think you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable.
:)
noggykupo213 2 years ago 11
how can that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman?
............
not that i did it...
BokuWaPudding 2 years ago 12
LULZ
Shikahan 2 years ago
"why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty's fly?"
best.show.ever!
kailakaraoke 2 years ago 15
Ringtone.
thestratepimp 2 years ago 5
your beard is good
djnybz 2 years ago 17
oh. thank you...
JohnnyNova 2 years ago
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song turned a little weird at the end
duffman04 2 years ago
no it did not lol
lalaworldofwarcraft1 2 years ago 3