Fun With Fox "News"

[splicedenergy]

Shep you are a smart dude wtf kind of stupid decision it was to go to FOX. No one could pay me enough to work for FOX

[1674090]

Get em Shep!

[Joesexy424]

so hypocritical that these bastard make a fucking joke out of a deeply held Muslim belief, but when there's are attacked, they wanna get their panties in a fucking bunch about it

FUCK FOX

[Joesexy424]

@Joesexy424 *theirs*

[d3st88]

You are the best, C0ct0pusPrime.

[AstroMen2911]

Ham Sandwich? I thought the practice of offering food suggest friendship? Like Thanksgiving and Valentines.

[TheKingofnoob]

Monty Python?

I fucking love you.

[antonyhamill]

Python! Python! Python!

(good video too!)

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

You should make a Fox News Drinking Game. Example: Take a shot if Glen Beck looks like he's about to cry (take another if he does) or take a shot if a blond chick appears on the show.

[PurushaDesa]

"NOT torture"? Did he say "NOT torture"? Weird - that guy shares the overwrought emotion of Fox but not the disgusting politics, perhaps?

[gajda1984]

Glen beck needs an asskicking.  Fox is the teabagger channel.

[bartonim]

Shepherd Smith is now the only decent fellow at FOX. Has Colmes left, because I'd include him too. The others, smug and humourless pricks.

[TheWELSHGUARD]

all the other news channels in the world should team up an show a story how retarded FOXs news is

[scarletletterman84]

Im... Im kinda bleeding from the eyes over here a little bit...

I srsly just cant handle Beck. At least Orly is intelligent. Twisted, but intelligent. Beck is just... some kind of lunatic. wtf?

[tarantula619]

Did anyone hear what Bernie Golddick say? All I heard from him was Hurrrrrr.

[MilitantPeaceist]

yes I did arsehole 8D

you are sooo subbed!

[MilitantPeaceist]

Awesome!!

I <3 the Monty Python references!

[Druaga13]

lol

[medwreck]

banana song is pretty sweet, definitely better than the Gwen Stefani one. Also, if you like that be sure to check out "I'm a potato" by Devo. Cheers!

[MstrMatt]

I wonder if the giant taffy banana has something to do with ur fucked up teeth XD

[Atillaelfun]

At 2:38 I died on the inside.

[LastOptionPils]

I find it kinda funny that Shepard Smith is the only guy on Fox News with a shred of human decency.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

its funny how you complain about how few views i get, when you are ALWAYS watching and commenting them, while posting none of your own.

(yawn).

[OxTheWriter]

You keep throwing the same post onto all of Prime's videos. At least vary the stuff a little, HoldtheSanity.

[theliberalparis]

Forces of darkness ? You mean fox news ?

[vixvix801]

fox news is pushing youtube to purge all videos used like these here apparently they dont like a little free press?

[C0ct0pusPrime]

they have already files multiple copyright claims against me...if youtube won't allow it, i'll either find another site, or i'll find away around it (ie fair use).

cheers

[BoozyBeggar]

"WE DO NOT FUCKING TORTURE!"

I'm glad you focused on that line, cuz when I heard it again I got a swell of pride for Shep. That was his crowning moment of awesome.

[hanscholo]

that banana song was awesome.

[BakersfieldGamer4u]

I wish Faux News would be fair and balance for one day, just imagine how quickly their ratings would fall. Still 5*

[abcd1to]

that will be the day of armageddon

[shazta88]

banana EPIC

[Europeunity]

Who the fuck cares if you "torture". Those Islamic extremist blew up thousand of innocent people in the USA and Europe in the name of a fucking space God. So fuck em'! America, you are the best for fucking poking their ass with electrical eel's and ham!

[markgraf]

I'm all for torture of them, I'm just not for the laws in effect that allow the government to take whoever they want and do whatever they want with them.

Attn Muslims: Chill out and have a ham sandwich!

[TheLastCoolName]

The problem ends up showing up that a few among the "suspects" were not actually not guilty of anything at all to begin with. When people innocent of any crime are treated to things that the guilty and only the guilty deserve, it is a gross, heartstring-pulling injustice. If torturing the guilty *is* appropriate, having tortured an innocent gives torture such bad press that proper justice cannot be achieved.

Fair trial first; torture second.

[naliuj]

so iguess you dont mind when they torture and behead westerners for the perceived injustices perpetrated by our govts. Listen when you lose you humanity you become just as bad as the islamic extremists

[blite13]

TURN YOUR FREAKIN TV OFF.

[Garrys300]

did u say fux news?

[xxxchaindrive]

You do realize that a student actually WAS suspended from Lewiston High School for offending a muslim student with a pork product, don't you?? You can look up the actual incident at the Lewiston Sun Journal website. The fact that fox reported on the embellished story, submitted by a contributor to associated content from Atlanta, doesn't make the story any less dumbfounding. Especially since that embellished story was all over the AP wire, and ignored by main stream broadcast media.

[MendingMedia]

Red eye for the gay repulican guy

Red eye gave canadian a black eye

[MrSarcasm2]

Fox News makes me lose the game. Oh fuck, you all lost the game.

[SuezWSuezW]

you rock, C0ct-man.

@909540 drop the fool, unless she's a wunder-shag. Get a science-babe...

[Nytephyre]

rofl awesome

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

lmao another great video.

[909540]

hillarious! What would c0ct0pus do? I dunno! Why don't you ask him?

Dear C0ct0pus: Should I dump my girlfriend for getting upset at my open criticism of any and all religion? She is a deist, and I do not oppose her beliefs per se.

[Vodkainjected]

I may not be C0c, but the answer is yes.

[Hereticbooks]

I thought the ham sandwich story was funny as fuck, even though it was fabricated.

[xerochi]

Taffy banana. The Atheist's Nightmare.

[BeekersSqueakers]

How did you not get sick after eating that taffy banana?

[JamesCalico]

fail

[MrMrbobblehead]

you can tell bill cant even believe his own bullshit any more he needs to go to work at msnbc so he can look himself inthe mirror again

[sk8progression]

Check out the new hitchens debate, Topic: Is the catholic church a force for good.

Was a massacre

[PotheadPundit]

lol. havent heard that melt banana track in ages

[natman48]

that banana song was fucking terrible. but good vid other than that mate :)

[buzzausa]

Nice montage there C0c....but WTF was the babana deal at the end???

[RustyCyler]

ah the banana at the end was great. 5 stars

[WazzoKo]

WTF is this SHIT?

Comparing spreading rumors, and fake stories with telling people to go out and help the FUCKING PLANET? 4:40

[randomdd123]

It's only 'shocking' if they have a conspiracy theory to go with it.

[goonodeath]

"14% think we are mostly liberal...those people are in crack houses"

At least they will admit they are conservatively biased.

[rhabdoviridae]

Look how perfectly C0ct0pus formed that banana. He must be God!

[johncrwarner]

He is Ray Comfort's nightmare.

[mrx0066600]

I believe there was once a report, either it was that sandwich one or an other where because they got it wrong or parodied, people got mad and started sending threats to a school and hate letters of the sort. I think it was a parody skit that those dick heads were doing. Absolute bullshit.

If Fox just took away the BS "Fair and balanced" theme I'd be ok with them airing their BS. But they don't, they don't because they know the moment they do, they can't hide who they truly are anymore.

[joely1987c]

haha well good vid, ONISION!!

[TheBuddha94]

fox news say they cover storys that other networks dont- when really the only storys they cover are ones they essentially manufacture from their own fear and fear-mongering (acorn anyone?)

[benthediceman1]

AHAHAHAHAHA

"WE ARE AMERICA! WE DO NOT FUCKING TORTURE!"

I think its lonely up there on his pedestal.

[raymoohackuray]

To be fair, Shepard Smith is actually the only Fox anchor with a shred of integrity. This clip makes it look like he thinks America doesn't torture, but what he actually said was:

"We are America! I don't give a rat's ass if it helps. We are America! We do not fucking torture!"

He's not actually saying America doesn't torture, he's saying he's against torture and the idea of America using torture is wrong.

[benthediceman1]

That would make more sense.

Wow... he must definately be on a pedestal by having intregrity and working for fox...

[raymoohackuray]

It's like a faint glimmer of sanity inside of an insane asylum.

[htoontube]

Are you eating PlayDoh?

[AciidExE]

ROFL BANANA

[Hairysteed]

Stopping profanity can help alleviate pain?

I guess they'll have to stop calling it "Fucks news then" :D

[Hairysteed]

Well, facts never bothered Fucks news before.

[LeopardFrogPilboxhat]

Shepard Smith owns

[RationalInsanity1992]

the thing with Keith Olberman was absolutely hilarious!

[thatmansonkid]

You hear that you little bastards?

Ham is NOT a toy!

....Only on Fox...

[RoseSkye]

It was a fake story, I remember that from awhile ago and I don't think they ever came back and told the audience it was fake.

[warpedwiselegoman]

hey man,trust me,swearing DOES alleviate physical pain! XD

[jussts]

Yeah, I coulda told them that.

[ericpao81]

Im actually with them on the Ham thing. Its is ridiculous.

[IFloridaMotocrossI]

The point was the story was made up.

[qanazir]

Some of these segments crossed the boundaries of absurdity, on several levels...

[xxbarelyhumanxx]

" those people are in crack houses"

that was funny.

[newexperiment]

Melt bana pwns. You might like lightning bolt.

[xbyiu97]

lightning bolt is the best live band ever

[phenixwryter]

I think they are getting crazier by the day on faux news.

What a great banana you created! I think this may qualify you for godship.

[ndyt]

i dont get the banana crap at the end ... :P

[WillSKB88]

So childish...

[krunchee22]

Nice vid COctO showing that the "reporters" at Fox have just one brain cell between them that they take turns in using. What a bunch of idiots.

[Crawdaddy75]

FOX news IS the "Onion" on live TV.

[Vogter2100]

Enhanced interrogation? Id love to enhance her head with a bullet.

[tattooskin72]

great stuff :) and fiusux at the end :) good good man

[REBMike1]

Fox Noise is a sad joke.

P.S. Fuck the Fox.

[Mobstersoverdrive]

AHAHAHA the fucking ham sandwich ahahaha oh my god America where did your sense of humor go?

[panthera50]

Morons.

[gck1018]

How does Glenn Beck stay on TV?? He is such a fucking moron.

[SAsgarters]

It's Fox News' first law: Useless cunts on TV tend to stay on TV.

[rarrmonkey]

Ham sandwich, it's bullying maybe but it shouldn't be an different then calling them fags

[emoly1994]

He seeeeriously doesn't understand that the millionaires are paying because they can afford it, not because they're being punished?

[jesterspace]

How dare you make an Atheist's Nightmare!

[stuckvanilla]

That banana shit was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

You crazy fucker, c0ct0pus.

[victorolsen1]

lol :) you used some of onisions music ^^.

would it not be on the right place to give him critit for it?

[TatsujinSan]

I thought I lost my mind when that banana thing kicked in. Then I realized I was always insane so I just went with it.

[VesusSheist]

I would absolutely love just one chance to put my fist through Glenn Beck's soft, chubby, smug face. His whining sobs would be music to my ears.

[CousinoMacul]

lol that was quick. :-)

[Melpheos1er]

Of course USA tortures... Watching Fox News is torture. Proves my point.

[GatorHighlights3]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA what the fuck is wrong with Glenn Beck. He's lost it.

[gerbs96]

haha onision remix

[askegg]

Jesus H!  Fox is fucked.

[op3ra]

Dear C0cto,

I love your name calling (serious, no sarcasm) on every video that says "rate bastards!" or whatnot.

But can we have some female/unisex variations? I feel excluded :P

[C0ct0pusPrime]

will do :)

[aurash91]

I get more out of The Daily Show and the Colbert Report than I do from shitty ass Fox "News"

[Jimb0can]

Great banana!!

[lilmarome]

I think he wore the monocle on the wrong eye

[TheSupremeSkeptic]

I didn't even watch the video yet.

I just saw the "rate you bastards" caption and I give it 5 stars. lol

[joegocal]

i like how bill o rielly cuts him off as he starts to give his response... that's a dick move.

[happysplodie]

...I don't get the banana thing...

[Percadan]

@happysplodie It looks like a banana, it tastes like a banana, is it really a banana? No, it's not.

[bangonya]

man i can barely even watch this, the stupidity of some people. its just shocking

[OxTheWriter]

Python facepalm! All-time ownage!

[pxxner]

holy banana

[anderstc47]

Five stars, Ass hole!!!

[TruthSurge]

These "people" have sold their souls so to speak to make a buck on Fox. Beck railing against millionaires? He's one by now, isn't he?

[superfuzz]

lol

[GuppyPal]

nice banana.

[ogjimkenobi]

Uh, best video I've seen on Youtube this year?

You betcha!

Well, with the exception of every video I've released this year of course.

[FlightIsLife]

mmmm.. laffy taffy

[kmartmask]

Five stars for one of the greatest endings!

[quexalcoatl]

patton!

[Begeru]

At that first "news" story, seriously WTF!? How do they get away with shit like that? I mean, you would expect to see that on The Colbert Report or The Onion.

[SporeGladiator]

lol indeed.

[MoMember88]

Ray Comfort we found the evidence for your banana god at the end of the clip lol!

[TheAwedCouple]

Nice big phallus phinish!

-"Mo"

[nylonhead116]

Hahahahaha, they complain about a ham sandwich, but (as PZ Myers reported) when a kid walks off with a Catholic Church's eucharist (the cracker) they go ballistic! Look up "IT'S A FRACKIN' CRACKER!" on google and it'll bring you to PZ Myers' blog entry. It's fucking hilarious, and just goes to show how hypocritical FOX is when it comes to insulting religions.

[nylonhead116]

**I meant to say that they think putting a ham sandwich in front of Muslims is a ridiculous reason to suspend a person.

[BrightRaven0]

If a Muslim touches any pork product, they can not enter their heaven.

[nylonhead116]

I understand that it's extremely offensive, and I wasn't suggesting otherwise. Fox, on the other hand, seems to want to downplay it. If you look at how they treated Webster Cook, you clearly see that they have a blatant double standard.

[christinepeace]

No in fact a Muslim can eat pork if there is nothing else and they might starve, or if they need it to stay feed as acting as a soldier they can get permission from a holy man.

Cheers Christine

[ObservantObserver]

they only do it becuase its what their ignorant parents programmed into their borg harddrives.

[Roonskii]

0:50 Love It!

[NwZ2]

gotta love projection from these psychologically twisted folks. "Oh, they issue msnbc talking points!!..just like the bush white house issued to us!!!"

[SucculentJuniper]

That... was.... AMAZING

[BrightRaven0]

would somebody explain 3 things?

1. the first clip... with it being claimed as news the entire time?

2. "WE ARE AMERICA! WE DO NOT TORTURE!" who is this guy and why is somebody with morality working at fox?

3. Does bill realize that the station is called "fox news" and has "fox news" down the bottom left hand corner the whole time?

[NwZ2]

he's probably just saying that what they did was *not* torture.

=\ you don't get that vehement while still maintaining a sane discourse.

[BrightRaven0]

i think i have seen him before... he is sick of fox news.

But I am pretty sure he was angry at the guy for making excuses for torture.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

shep smith...one of the only decent people at fox.

[NwZ2]

hmmm, I see. you're probably right then.

[cireyar]

lol the end

[ender1234567]

lol, Ray Comfort would shit his pants if he saw that last part!

[C0ct0pusPrime]

so get fucking lost...i'm tired of conservatives that troll me while toting that they are sick of my 'liberal bullshit.'

[Waage83]

I bet a laffy Taffy a banana that the guy dose not even know what Liberal means.

[Mephistophilus]

I was going to give him a chance, holy fucking eyesore....

[RtFusion]

What kind of candy is that lol.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

banana laffy taffy and now & laters.

[southparkgtaca]

Shepard Smith is alright, c0ct. :)

[TAz69x]

Fucklic === "Fox Logic" Fucklic #1: "We cover snails with funny looking shells 69 times a month, hence, SNAIL SEX IS IMPORTANT! Fucktic #2: Britney Spears is an expert on contemporary politics, because she's popular. Fucktic #3: Money is more important than people. Fucktic #4: Logic pales in comparison to emotions, and the BIBLE. A blonde person is "intelligent". Getting Dr.Tiller killed and MASSACREing the US's once-Progressive and now dying--technoligcal dominance is OUR JOB!

[java501]

well thank god the health care Bill passed i can talk to Americans Again with something resembling pride. I almost found myself praying for health care bill tonight then remembered i don't believe that shite due to my atheism.

[NwZ2]

ololol, it was only just the house of representatives.

needa get it passed by the senate also, that old decrepit defunct appendage. =\

[1tofallen]

nice onision sample.

[quinnmcguee]

C0ct0pus, I don't know how you force yourself to watch Fox so as to make these videos. You're a better man than me. I can't watch Fox for more that a couple of minutes before I start getting pissed. I would have slit my wrists.

[SCRulerShinoda]

hey, Fox, you know why a ham sandwich would be against muslims? because muslims are not eaters of pig meat.

[andron333]

10th!

[Shawntehnub]

According to Beck, millionares are pirates that wear monacles and smoke cigars?

Uhhh, ok.

[withoutasong]

Call me crazy but pirates have eye-patches. Beck is so fucking dumb!

[GhostBusta234]

epic win for the coc

[NermalsChannel]

LOL. You have to be a total right wing fucknut to think foxnews is liberal.

[RickTrolled]

I object! I object! I object!

[SkeptikSnarf]

i contain my self but - THE HOUSE JUST PASSED HEALTH CARE REFORM

[Subrick]

Dear Fox News,

ITS A FUCKING HAM SANDWICH! GET OVER IT!

Love, Subrick

[Feredir28]

FUCK FOX

They are the disgrace of America

[Lazzzyeye]

FIRST!

[BionicDance]

WORST!