Jeff Dunham and Peanut with Jose Jalapeño - Arguing With Myself - Part 2

[2013cenafan]

Yes we ghad a great friggin day! Funny line from PEANUT

[ChocolateChip5234]

I'm Cuban I'm from Florida!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <33333333333333333333333333333

[blacktievntgrcr67]

Were going to hell aren't we? Well Here we are!

[awesomeTommy2233]

Lol i pissed myself laughing



[NinkerPink]

Jeff: Did anything else happen today?

Peanut: No!

Jose: Si.

Peanut: Dam...

xD

[555hiddenlotus]

Peanut: so right in the middle of the show I told him "Hey! Stop sign! Thank you! Turn around! Ding-ding! Turn around! Horseshoe! Turtle! Digga digga digga digga digga digga!"

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[bweebsaaaab]

at 4:24 u can see jeff say "yeah! no! shut up!"

[megtaylexbil4]

JEFF: You were suppose to take him to the spa

PEANUT: i took him to the spa

JOSE: He put me in the vegetable steamer

XD so funny I love that part

[ExtremeRulez13]

The elephant disappear. It just fucking disappeared. Oh my god! he's juggling now! You should see- OH SORRY!!!!!!

[Fan2La]

@ExtremeRulez13 LOL!

[milah465]

Yes we rrrad a great freakkin day

Lmfao

[chasethesun09]

Peanut: Do a little tap dance cause we got salsa! Hee hee!

[Mrsblj2010]

Peanut:Dude I Thought You Were Gonna Drop Him, That Would Have Been...Funny As Hell

Jose:Do Not Drop Me Senor

Jeff:I Wont Drop You Jose

Jose:I Would Of Been The Jose Jalapeno On The Floor

XD HAHAHAH That Bit Made Me Laugh

[Mrsblj2010]

Jose:He Slammed My Stick In The Door Now I Have A Sore Stick

[Mrsblj2010]

Jose:He Put Me In The Vegatable Steamer Peanut:It's The Same THING! Jeff:It Is Not The Same Thing! It Is Two It Gets Hot, It Gets Steamy And It Goes DING! Jose:Purple Bastard Peanut:Mexican Condiment Jeff:A Condoment? Jose:I Dont Use Them Peanut:You Dont? Jose:And Nether Did Your Mother? XD

[Mrsblj2010]

Jeff:Did You Have A Good Day

Peanut:Yes

Jose:No

Peanut:Shut Up

Jeff:A Good Day?

Peanut:Yes

Jose:No

Peanut:Shut Up!

[Mrsblj2010]

Jeff:Did You Have A Good Day?

Peanut:Yes We Had A Great Day

Jose:No We Did Not

Peanut:Yes

Jose:No

Peanut:Yes

Jose:No We Did Not Have A Good Day

Peanut: Yes We Did Have A Great Freaking Day!

[Mrsblj2010]

Hmmmm You Are A Buisness

[AllSeeingIlluminati]

The Elephant Disappeared, IT. JUST. FUCKING. DISAPPEARED

[MrMattyb53]

Hey!

Stopsign!

Thank you!

Turn around!

Doing doing!

Horseshoe!

Turtle!

Iggadiggadiggadigga!

[DC4916]

What we need to see Jeff Dunham do now for a show is have Jose argue with Walter and Achmed. THAT would have you laughing non stop!!!

[MermaidKelseygirl98]

@DC4916

Acmed would propably blow Jose up. That would be freaking funny though. XD

[essential67]

josh:i have my BMW

jeff:hes has a BMW

peanut:yeah a big mexican women

josh:on a stick

lol

[Dynastar231]

Peanut: I took Him to the Spa!

Jose: He Put Me in the Vegetable steamer...

ROFL!!!

[SnakeEyes259]

The elephant disappeared.

[maianelson23]

Jeff: did anything else happen today Peanut:no Jose: yes Peanut:damn, we had trouble getting out of the car Jeff: what? Jose: he slamed the door on my stick( peanut laughing) Jeff:did he apolgize( peanut saking his head) well why Peanut: cause i couldn't breathe Jose: cause he was laughing to hard Jeff: well apolgize Peanut: ok!ok! i'm sorry Jose: it's ok........................ i hope you die

[SuperRyanHawkins]

bmw= big mexcican woman ;)



[4mazing0Ya]

Jeff: Where are we

Peanut: IDK I forgot

Jeff: (asks questions about driving and stuff)

Peanut: (answers jeffs questions with it being hell) SO WERE IN HELL.

LOL

[darkecofreak23]

That Twilight Zone bit gets me every time. I laugh my ass off and then have to pause Peanut to go get it.

[SonicKicksASS8]

Jeff: Did you had a great day?

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Shut up

LOVE THEM!!!

[SonicKicksASS8]

9 people did not ghave a great FRIGGIN' day

[Kamivi124]

I love 6:23 "i slammed his stick in the door !" PRICELESS !!

[jamrush123]

@Kamivi124 Haha

[SRP290]

Every time he talks about the signer i laugh my butt off

i didn't like peanut at first and now i do.

LOL

[MegaReyes14]

How does Jeff do that popping noise when he makes Peanut say "spa"?

[aerogirlforever]

i love how u completly forget that jeff and peanut are the same person LOL!!!!!

[SuperAvatar76]

jose: purple basterd

Peanut:mexican condiment

Jeff: a condement?

Jose:i do not use them

Peanut: u dont?

Jose: and niether did your mother

LOL!!!!

[maanitaman]

WHAT THE HCHELL IS WRONG WITH HCCHHALLOWEEN!?

[RAIDERFAN12451]

A GOOD DAY

YES

NO

SHUT UP

[misshotbabes101]

jeff: 9 people didn't like this :(

peanut: dunbasses

jose: i bet its cuz they don't have a stick

[keisha6414]

Love**

[keisha6414]

I live peanuts laugh!!

[ILoveUPerry]

Jose: "Purple Bastard.."

Peanut: "Mexican Condiment!"

Jeff: "A Condiment.."

Jose: "I do not use them"

Peanut: "You don't?"

Jose: "and neither did your mother"

[cLEVION1]

@ILoveUPerry

What is Condiment? He says condomic.

[mikehobb1243]

@cLEVION1 i think its basicly sayin his mum dint use a condom or summin like dat ent dure

[cLEVION1]

@mikehobb1243 Before you answer to anything, you might wanna check your spelling and how you talk yourself :)

[mikehobb1243]

@cLEVION1 i think its basicly sayin his mum dint use a condom or summin like dat ent sure

[Auriel5]

@ILoveUPerry I didn't get that part :(

[HappeStl95]

BMW = Big Mexican Woman.

lmfao. first time ive cried from laughing in a long time!

:D

[AgentVamp]

What do you do for a living TERRRYYYYYYYYY

[charlesvanpeazy]

no

si'

damn.

[BragoGaaraLover]

Twilight Zone reference FTW! ^-^

[icespirit1]

ON A STICK !!!!!

[112Klaasje]

... with the right kind of chips its not XD

[Leinicia]

How can anyone NOT like this?

[jonilimjw]

Do a little tap dance we got SAUSA!

[jonilimjw]

"The sad part is .. This is all completely true.."

[JadedLightning]

Peanut: He was a signer.

Jeff: Right

Peanut: A SIIIIIGNER!!

Holy crap, YUSEI?!

[SithArbiter1157]

Jeff: Don't do that.

Peanut: Why not?

Jeff: It makes me feel left out:

(akward silence) XD

Peanut: Huh???

Jeff: I don't speak Spanish.

Peanut: I--

Jose: (looks at Jeff then hums Twilight Zone theme)

LMAO

[lordofthestrings827]

@SithArbiter1157 XD hahahahaa

dude i think that's the only part of the entire video where Peanut and Jose mentally agreed that Jeff is a retard xD

[MustyMarkus1]

It's Hose shalapeño. ON STEEK!!!

[reyrules34]

"Quote of something we just Fucking saw"

[TheMoronmind]

think about this for a second: they brought a bunch of deaf people to see a

VENTRILOQUIST!XD

[MrMasterblake00]

jeff:so yal had a great day today?

peanut: Yes we had a Great day today

jose:No we did not

peanut and jose: yes,no,yes

jose:No we did not haaavee a great day

peanut:Yes we hhaaadd A GREAT FRICKED DAY!!

XD

[chewy6611]

jeff:did u have a good day

peanut:yes

jose:no

peanut:shut up

[12qqjimmy]

He slammed my stick

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

commie i am not , ween of the juice , yet is same thing did a few more times at me

no english brakefast neer fed mimai

so letter man leno or kimbel , you have a holladay in makeing best tend to it's

as old history is not showing of hear , you are hear , yet the man is drinking macures an

[kdewberry1958]

You could be a fudgesicle! HAHAHA!!! XD

[XHollow18]

who said "oh thats some funny shit?"

[WolfManHU]

@XHollow18 jeff dunham did he was using his voice

[Topcats08]

@XHollow18 It was Walter

[XHollow18]

@Topcats08 i think it was sweet daddy d when i rehear it

[mpc808]

@XHollow18 It was Sweet Daddy D.

[Bayles4595]

i love this one

[Venommonev99]

Peanut is the best puppet EVER!

[militarykid5]

Not that its important but can anyone translate the spanish?

[DecadeofDisturbed13]

How can 7 people not like this there all DUMBASSES

[LouiseeyChesseey]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha......

Jose: and now i have a sore stick

Jeff: peanut did you appologise?

Peanut: ( snigger) no because i COULDNT BREATH!!!

Jose: he was laughing to hard

haha brilliant much yes much (H)

[teamjakewardgirl]

Jose: Purple bastard.

Peanut: Mexican condiment

Jose: i do not use them

Peanut: u don't?

Jose: and neither did your mother

LMAO!

[MegaDeerkiller1]

were goin to hell arent we oh here we r!! LOL

[XxPrincessFallenxX]

LOL

Peanut: Hey, stop sign, thank you, turn around, diong diong, Horse shoe, turtle, Adinkadinkadinkadinkadinka

[steveandhutchinc]

Do a little tap dance, we got salsa.

[halo10able]

Your mom was a corndog lol!!!

[dragonite4eva]

@halo10able on a stiiiiiiiick!!!!

[dominicsawyerr]

funny

[melove1997]

He is ssssooooo funny

[melove1997]

I love this guy he is ssssooooo funny

[spoiled3225]

Peanut: So ur Mexican?

Jose: No, Mexicans r from Mexico. Im Cuban.

Dunham: Ah.

Jose: im from Florida

[NecroGrebert12]

lol they brought a bunch of deaf people to se the ventrilquoist

[blunklaura]

jose is the best lol poor little mexican condiment.....dance snd you have salsa!

i'll stir you with yhour own stick !!!

[gcmo777]

He Slammed my stick in the door

and now i have a sore stick

[maisey320]

We're going to hell arent we well here we are

[danny5372]

Purple Bastard

[TheSnickers101]

So to really mess with he guy I said Stop sign horseshoe turn around thank you -something- turtle dega dega dega dega and the poor bastard is just signing away!!!!!!!

[TheSnickers101]

hm hm hm hm you are a business

[JayShay95]

That's funny, I'll go ahead and subscribe!

[405779]

a great freakin day 4:15

[hb1014]

oh look he's juggling you should see! OH SORRY!!!

[megablackhawk1234]

lol!!!did anything else happen today?no si damn.hahahahahahahahah

[kishigo2]

jeff: What are you doing? peant: speaking to Jose in his native tongue. jeff: dont do that peanut: why not? jeff: well it makes me feel left out. peanut:...................... HUH?! jeff: well i dont speak spanish peanut:uh jose:........... dudududu dudududu O.O XD ROFL!!!!

[XxDubjoker4LyfeXx]

jeff: did you have a good day

peanut: yes

jose: Not

peanut: shut up

jeff: a good day?

peanut:yes

jose: Not

peanut: shut up! thats what they say on 4:22 through 4:27

[megtaylexbil4]

i like wat jose says at 5:34

[nykkiL101]

he said "Now I have somewhere to put my stick"

[crazeecookie]

noo, it was "Now I have somewhere to put my steek"

[quiksilver101KO]

thee elephant dissapeared..... it just fucking dissapeared. LOL

[BlackRainZero]

5:15 was Jeff the one saying that?

[quiksilver101KO]

peanut said it.

[AQWDrake05]

@BlackRainZero CANT YOU TELL? Ofcourse Jeff is saying that. Look at his mouth and throat move.

[addictedtomonster194]

lol this is so fucking funny

[1jospetrol1]

Terry: a bussines analist

Peanut: FASCINATING!

[Namite0001]

Jeff-You were supposed to take him to the spa!

Peanut-I took him to the spa!

Jose-He put me in a vegetable steamer

XD

Peanut-It's the same thing!

Jeff-It's not the same thing!

Peanut-Is to, it goes hot, then steamy, then it goes DIING! XDDDD

Jeff Dunham's hilarious

[sshady21]

he is so funny

[TigerAce666]

hey the woman at 2:06 looked alot like mickie james :)

[mgd083]

not even close buddy haha

[allstar25ify]

@TigerAce666 true

[InuWolf19]

this is fuckin holarious...

[Videoryu]

Who is that voice that said "Oh that is funny sh*t?

[jwamull]

Think it was Walter

[itsmeXevie]

walter

[weeman642]

sweet daddy dee

[mitsuiki14]

Sweet Daddy D!

[allstar25ify]

@Videoryu it sounded alot like walter

[JustThatGirl091]

peanut reminds me of the film White Chicks- I mean the lips!!

[Disturbed4everlive]

what makes you happy in your life

my bmw

oh yea, he has a big mexican woman xD

rofl lmao

[DefyingGravity212]

Anything else happen today?

No!

Si!

Damn...

LOL!

[MelindaPotter]

Jeff: Did anything else happen today

Peanut: No

Jose: Si

Peanut: Damn

LOL!!!!!

[basketballrox31]

he slamed my steeck in the door. and now i have a sore steeck. LMAO!!

[joey670011]

gotta c him live we had a great time

[hb1014]

God that almost killed me!

[Lindsey8556]

there are no costumes for a stick... you could be a fudge sickle. lol!!

[theoneusawyesterday]

"So what do you do for a living"

"I'm a bussines analyst"

"A bussines analyst... Fascinating"

[LRHSandNMS]

"no senor mexicans are from mexico i am cuban.....i am from florida"

LMFAO especially being a floridian

[XTheFlamesX]

'did anything else happen today?'

'no' 'si' Damn lol

[mcboom08]

Jeff - what makes you happy in life?

Jose - My BMW

Peanut - Yeah Big Mexican Woman

lol

[sweetlovers01]

I like 4:11-4:36-it is sooooo funny

[14LilBuddy]

hey, stop-sign, thank you, turn around, doing doing, horseshoe, turtle, digga digga digga digga digga digga digga!

roflmaf!!!!

"oh that's funny shit right there!"

[saraybrunette]

stickuhkuh, jefafa, hahaha!

[saraybrunette]

he moves jose with a little slider on the bottom of the steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. :D

[Adriesesma]

love this...its funny

[TheAkatsukisSexyCat0]

I would then be jose jalapeno on the floor!

LOL

[anh166956]

i wonder how jeff moves jose jalapenos O__O

[weezing22arbok]

The part of the stick of Jose has a small lever. Jeff moves the lever with his thumb to make Jose's mouth move.

[anh166956]

how peanut said "fascinating" is FUNNY! XD

[SaesMoMoPrinCess]

My friend laughed so hard she cried a little bit.

She quoted the entire video. -.-"

[MoralOrel]

jose: morpal bastard

peanut: mexican condamint

[death18012]

its purple bastard.

[weezing22arbok]

Jose: Purple bastard.

Peanut: Mexican condiment!

[miasaki666]

@weezing22arbok i do not use them. XD

[ItachiHero]

@weezing22arbok i do not use those

[JakDax2112]

@ItachiHero And neither did your mother

[costar456]

@weezing22arbok i do not use them HAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!

[TheMsSplashley]

@weezing22arbok i dont us then

[MrTony0626]

Yeah Big Mexican Women...

On the steek

[brianna2714]

"we're going to hell arent we?"

"here we are"

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[camgirl316]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE U!!!

[kelserzz15]

peanut! :D

[EsSeekProductions]

Subby 4 subby? :D

[amferran]

0:40 - 3:08 Soooooooooooooo funny... i can't stop to laugh.

[screwme55]

mexican hood ornament lol

[tscarnes5]

do yall kno which one it is where jeff wipes his nose and peanut thinks jeff picked his nose

[ConHolio33]

spark on insanity i believe

[LRHSandNMS]

Spark of Insanity

[jmt0820]

That's his other special Spark of Insanity

[queenofthedamned912]

He put me in the Vegtable steamer.... ITs the sam ehting! It gets hot it get steamy then it goes DIIIING!

[hondaracer711]

cnt wait for jeff dunham to come to syracuse new york at the great new york state fair

[queenofthedamned912]

"A Business analyst? Fascinating... How the Hell does that work? You go to a busniess go. mhmhmhmhmh. YOu are a Business" LMAO!!!!!! I LUV PEANUT!

[moneymaker13kk]

hahahahaha w0w funny shyt!!!

[LRHSandNMS]

"And your Mexican"

"No senor mexicans are from mexico i am cuban....I am from Florida"

rofl i love that especially being a floridian

[lizkg]

hahahaha yeah

[LRHSandNMS]

yep we really are over run with cubans although i do love they're sandwhiches

[lizkg]

yea too bad they dont make tacos as good as there sandwiches