Craig Ferguson 10/6/11B Late Late Show MONOLOGUE

[MsDramachick]

Here in Ontario, the town of Flesherton promotes itself as "The Gateway to the Beaver Valley"

[SueBeaWho]

@MsDramachick OMG LOLOL! In Wisconsin where i live we have Beaver, Wi,, Beaver Dam Wi but my fave is Dykesville, WI which is just a short 15 min drive from my hometown of Green Bay - Home of the PACKERS!!! :-D

[AsherSax]

Oh, Craig, the whole monologue to talk about the Nobel prize for literature and you didn't even mention that Bob Dylan was nominated and lost (for the 7th time). I was waiting for an "ooooh" moment after he mentioned that little nugget of information, but alas it never occurred.

[GeekLikeMe1988]

Geoff " I like Welsh poetry" - well colour me surprised lol

And they couldn't have got the sound of Welsh more right haha

[MetalOnPiano]

I'll use a quill.

[mycheledee]

I'm only up to 3 minutes and I can't stop laughing!

[frischmilch]

...turns out they needed a new recording with the evening audience from the same day (those for Friday evening show)

[frischmilch]

This is an alternative recording of the monologue, taped with the second audience on thursday. I was in the First recording (for thursday night Show). Craig made fun of the name of the poet Transtrømer and began singing the transformer theme using made up Swedish.

the producer michael mentioned during the brake that they might need to clear rights ("it is a pretty memorable theme song"). Craig refused to do the segmemt again and promised to not sing it anymore when michael will keep it in.

[krusader85]

i got one in the chamber!

[spygirl43]

I prefer Craig's monologs without the robot. He is funnier on his own.

[Buntaro89]

"I'm doing that thing with my eyes!" I think he's missing Kristen Bell like me!

[kdemon17]

Lol

[TraceurMaaz]

THese two are so on the ball tonight hahah!!

[BlueDevilStrong1227]

I KNEW GEOFF WAS GONNA SAY WELSH POETRY!!!!!!

[Zeburial]

"Waking up is a parachute jump from dreams.

Free of the suffocating turbulence the traveler

sinks toward the green zone of morning."

/Tomas Tranströmer

[ankleswingers]

What about Scottish Poetry........ Oh wait there isn't any :P

[coosoorlog]

it's 9:11!

[cinderellacomplex7]

"Horton hears a ka-ching, bitch!"

Lmao, only Craig.

[kanitaadriana]

bromance at its best :D

[freekzero]

I can't believe he didn't mention visiting the deep Beaver.

[WATSONMUTH]

numbnuts