wow, so because she dosn't want to speak to the paparazzi it's obvious she's scared of blurting out about her romantic life? You people are vultures. But I'm no better clicking this bloody link.
What the devil happened to the footage they used at the end? It's so skewed it makes Konnie look like she's impersonating the Tinman from Wizard of Oz.
I don't know about you, but I'm just watching Charlie Brooker clips, and this piece of garbage came up as a featured video. Who the fuck out there cares "who's going out with who"...??? I like Charlie 'cause he makes me laugh, I really don't give a rat's ass what he does in his personal life. Still wish them two all the best, but for fuck's sake... If you care THAT much about celebrities' personal life, you must be one heck of a boring sheep.
@TheRealDerfMan Amen brother. Well said! Gotta' admit... I just wanted to see a current day Konnie.. Nice bitta ass. Well done to Charlie but you're totally right. I highly doubt i'll get more work done tomorrow or get rid of my crabs due to learning this. -_-
@TwiztidShet ...thank you for that, bro...! Sometimes I wonder if I'M the one who's nuts for thinking like I do! And no shame in looking at a pretty lady like her... "nice bitta ass" indeed!!! You obviously feel the same way I do, so you know my comment wasn't directed at guys like you and me, it's directed at people who watch shows like this or Entertainment Tonight or TMZ, and who live their lives THROUGH others, be them movie stars, tv stars, or sports stars/teams. Thanks again... Cheers! =)
@TheRealDerfMan Sad sheep (like it's not sad to look through the net for a 'nice bitta ass?'!) ? Yet it's not sad to bitch off at people for watching a newsclip for a bit of lighthearted entertainment or even for a bit of nice news amid all the crap! Things must be bad at home to come on here and flame people for something so harmless as a frivolous bit of newswatching... 'life', 'a' and 'Get' spring to mind. Put them in any order you wish.
@BetrayedAndAmused ...did you just not read both of my previous comments? Probably not... If you're gonna tell someone like me to get a life, you should start by looking at yourself in the mirror. You're probably more worried about what to wear today and the life of celebrities, than about the current state of the planet. I bet you have no opinion on private banking or insurance companies cause you'd rather see some "lighthearted entertainment". You're indeed a sad, boring sheep. Baa-aa-aa-aa.
@TheRealDerfMan Actually, I'm a member of a PDSA group and regularly give (albeit modest) donations to the WWF and the WDCS (Whale and Dolphin Conservation society) and HAPPA (Horses and Ponies Protection Association) when I can. You?
You have no idea how unlike a sheep I am (although I have nothing against sheep, they're wonderful animals!). I'M not the one judging people just because they come on here to watch a news snippet...which is, unless I'm very much mistaken, exactly what you're doing
@TheRealDerfMan Actually I donate to PDSA, WWF, WDCS and HAPPA (all animal charities) whenever I can. You?
My point is, you have no idea how unlike a sheep I am (although I have nothing against sheep. They're wonderful animals). I'M not the one judging people on here for looking at a news snippet...which, unless I'm very much mistaken, is exactly what you're doing (only just to criticise people. Haven't you got anything positive you could be doing, or are you only fit to moan ceaselessly?
@TheRealDerfMan Hang on, remind me what this 'discussion' was about? You were bitching at people who came on here to watch this and yet you yourself were on here looking for a bit of lighthearted entertainment?!
And as a side point, I buy products from the charities, so I'm not 'giving money away', and what the hell is a 'lifeless' corporation anyway. For goodness sake, lighten up for a second. Life's too short!
@BetrayedAndAmused ...lol... If you need to be reminded of anything, get your fat lazy ass in gear and scroll back on the comments yourself. I didn't check this video out for light-hearted entertainment, I checked it out to see how many zombies were actually interested in this piece of non-news.
Isn't it funny how you're telling me to lighten up, yet you reply to a comment I last made over 4 months ago? You couldn't lighten up and let it go, could ya?
@TheRealDerfMan I didn't make this personal, and for your information I'm neither fat nor lazy. As for scrolling up, maybe you should get YOUR ugly ass back up to check out YOUR comment- "I didn't come here to watch a news snippet, I was surfing for laughs from Charlie when I came across this video". You were looking for light hearted entertainment... which is precisely why most people checked THIS video out. *fucking morons I have to talk down to all the time!*
@TheRealDerfMan PS There's a difference between 'can't' and 'won't'. I won't let things go... you simply can't let this go. So I will do the honors and revel in the fact that noone is listening to anything else you may have to say. Life's too short for idiotic ramblings from a fuckwit.
I wrote out a comment along the lines of 'how can that possibly work with what they each do for a living? and omg she's this and he's that' then realised I actually know nothing about them, and less still about what makes for a successful relationship and marriage. Hope they're happy.
have to admit it disgusts me with the terminology they use it makes it sound like their trying to force their way into their private lives. fucking hate modern news and media
@captaincorcron Just because they got married, in freakin' Vegas, doesn't mean it's not a prank. Also, doing it in Vegas suggests makes it even more likely that it's for one of his shows, to make a point about something. Bit like when he hosted a kids programme.
@catbells69 Sure thing you inbred retard... My English is good enough. Remember, you can only speak one language. Dont make me call someone on you, cause you have all the telltale signs of a stalker. Are you obsessed? Stuck on me? My words floating around in that little inbred mind of yours..? Get a life, seriously .. It is not my fault your dad abused you.
@10ssomeone You've posted derogatory comments on 3 of my former channel videos, so who is the stalker? You've also followed me to this video and commented. Reasoning is not your strong point is it? PWNED! Why are there so many retards like you on Youtube?
@catbells69 Hahaha , you are so paranoid.. Sign of a mad man. Lay off the crack for a while . Just keep commenting , i'm having such a good laugh... Please entertain me
@catbells69 Oh no.. LOL . It is funny how you repeat what i said to you a couple of comments ago. Months went by and i keep getting strange comments from you. So who is obsessed? Keep on entertaining me..
@catbells69 So just keep on flaming, and i will keep on laughing. I have better things to do then talk to a youtube troll like you.. Have fun with your sad life.
I don't see why ITN are practically saying that Konnie and Charlie keeping their relationship a secret is a bad thing, clearly they'd rather not have every bit of their life in the public eye. It's just daft when celebrities openly give out everything that goes on in their private lives and sell photos of their wedding and babies to the media. I've more respect for this couple for keeping their personal lives to themselves; it's no-one else's business unless they choose it to be.
oh and saying he can do better because she has a speech impediment / average looker. good job child, you just branded yourself as a shallow indervidual.
So by that logic, when you're old enough to go to a nightclub for the first time, because you're not a 'shallow individual', like me, you will obviously give the 'fit birds' a wide berth and attempt to get in to the knickers of the first 'downes-syndrome' female* you can find?
(*or male- you didn't mention what your preference was)
@loki1066 iam old enough to go to nightclubs, but that's not not the way i go about meeting women. if that's the way you met your partner then so be it. i think because of the fact that my youtube name has a 17 in it, you presumed i was 17, but that's a good demonstration of your lack of intelligence.
iam not entirely sure i understand how you can be entertained by attempting (keyword :p, it's quite hilarious trying to understand you :PPPPP) aggrovating people over the internet, however.
The spelling and grammar suggest that you are too young to go and watch a 'PG'.
You have not submitted one sentence without mistakes so far.
Are you doing this on purpose, or do you have learning difficulties?
If you do, I apologise. I have been ridiculing a vulnerable person.
If you correct your last post I will reply to it, but I fail to see why should reply to someone too lazy or ignorant to adhere to the basic rules of English that any ten year old should be familiar with.
Hello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coment
Which one are you infatuated with, the 'deadly dull' huq or the 'wank obsessed' brooker?
Do you think of Connie when you sit in the dark with one of your mum's dusty old gussets in your mouth or do you imagine it's charlie when your dad's pumping you up the arse????
You pathetic little sicko.
I would throw away the decent boots I'd used to stamp the life out of you.
@loki1066 do you realise that insults only hurt when they're true? whereas you're ignorant because you base your opinion on people soley through the media. all i know about charlie brooker is that he's a talented comedian and a 'non-bullshitter'. i don't know anything about konnie huq. main thing is i don't know anything about either of their personal lives
but i realise daily mail readers enjoy hating something without reason, which is why you're truely ignorant. thanks for your time
@loki1066 so.. i'm an idiot for asking a question about why your such an enormous prick, that you didn't answer?
did brooker burn your entire family to death or somthing? theres somthing clinicly wrong with you if you have to act like an asshole to seem like a big person and then childishly attempt to establish why you are more intellegent when rational people object.
enjoy your narcissistic little life, cause we're not.
I'm quite shocked that your mother mentioned my 'enormous prick'... She had to explain the stitches, I suppose. It just occurred to me that you are replying in English, which doesn't appear to be your native tongue, so rather than being thick, you are really quite intelligent.
What language did you grow up speaking?
Referring to your last line - I'm sorry you're not enjoying life.
thanks for either misunderstanding or dodging every question. either meaning you don't know, and are retarded, or you don't want people to know, meaning we can assume the worst. given that you responded so harshly with mother-jokes and suiside, you've painted quite the picture of how pathetic a being you really are.
@Plexuz0 I've pointed out the infantile spelling and grammatical mistakes in every post you've made so far and you think I'm the one that's retarded. You're a very odd little person. However you are becoming repetitive and boring. Get your Mum to communicate from now on. Is she a big boned woman? Does she sweat easily? Does she favour tights? Has she had any normal offspring? I'll give her fair warning that I'll send her home if she arrives with greasey hair. (at either 'pole')
@loki1066 right, yes the infantile mistakes. the ones that happened. seriously, there is somthing genuinely wrong with you, even if there were grammatical mistakes how would that constitude an arguement? it's youtube, not a litracy test.
in future i advice that you keep your pathetic mum-joke oriented, grammer obsessed life away from actual people, or they could find you hideously repulsive.
@loki1066 yes thats right. i was acting.. over the internet.. using text
it's obviously psychologically imperitive that you seem like the wittier, more intellegent individual than anyone else on youtube, and proving that you might not be results in blatent denial. your self esteem is entirely based around this, if you believed it yourself then it would be depressingly obvious that you are as pathetic at trying to seem intellegent as everything else you've tried and failed at.
Having said that, It might have been more bearable if you had used text instead of speech. Pre-pubescent male voices should only be heard amongst other pre-pubescent males.
I know you feel a need to keep replying to my comments.
It's widely known that slightly effeminate boys from broken homes feel attracted to heterosexual 'alpha-males', on to whom they project their need for a father-figure .
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"She deserved a blue peter badge".....she already has a blue peter badge, and besides ive never seen a blue peter badge handed out to someone keeping a secret...
@ tonycatman I think the opposites attract comment was concerning their career choices. Konnie is a former childrens tv presenter who now hosts x factor's little brother the xtra factor while Charlie is mostly known as a well respected television critic whos harsh style has claimed many victims including x factor (in which he compared it to the nuremburg rallies and called the contestants mindless simpletons)
How the fuck did that square shaped face weirdo, ugly looking tosser get a absolutely gorgeous and funny, down to earth nice woman like Konnie in the first place? lucky lucky CUNT! :(
@catbells69 . I don't know why you think he's lucky??? Now if it was someone like Angelina jole or Pamela Anderson or Megan Fox or Halle Berry or Katie price and so on, then he'd be a lucky barstard! I for one don't find Konnie drop dead gorgeous!
@catbells69 . well at least pamela and Katie are worth screwing! And by the way retard - I was not referring to your taste but your comment about Brooker (read my comments properly - and shut the fuck up!
@catbells69 . If you don't like women then you must definitely be into she-males! Or there again you could be a sex starved homosexual! Whatever the case don't let me stop you from enjoying you're particular preferences! And by the way you're comments were submitted 3 weeks ago and mine just a short while ago! So fuck you faggot!
ROFL. You use that money grubbing media whore Jordan as an object of your lust. I don't know who I pity more? You're probably a danger to women everywhere.
Faggot is a term a bigot like yourself uses to describe a gay man. I'm heterosexual, you inadequate monkey.
I see your making new friends with your abundant charm. PMSL.
@catbells69 . fuck you motherfucker! You're the one dangerous to women, cause you'll take on any ugly woman like Konnie, which clearly proves you are a sex starved son of a bitch! when's the last time you got laid??? hmm let me guess????
@catbells69 . I've just read your comments about Konnie's cleavage (and I quote - dara just came)! you sad barstard. you must really be a virgin and starved for sex and this is why you've added that cleavage video on your youtube-web page! Sick fucker!
I was mocking Dara O'Brien who is a known admirer of Konnie.
I've not added anything to my channel. If you post a comment on a Youtube video it appears automatically on your channel. Now you're showing your ignorance as to how Youtube works.
You're the sort of deranged, sexual deviant who ogles teenage girls in The Sun. Women are objects to you. Just large breasts on legs. Pathetic.
@catbells69 . yet you think filthy like a pervert, accusing others of wanking! you've just proved yourself to be a sick degenerate who genuinely would even target young girls! only sick fuckers like you get off on other men jerking off. are you sure you're not a faggot! what kind of a name is catbells69? sounds very she-male? you must be a tranny then (if not Gay). fuckin gender consfused bitch!LMAO
I'll think you'll find it's you who has mentioned wanking, you hypocritical idiot. I've no interest in young girls either. I only date women, not two dimensional equivalents in your tabloids .... or the one dimensional Jordan.
I'm not confused about my gender. I male. It is you who confused about my gender. I'm not gay either. You've a fixation about gay men. Are you in denial?
There is no relation between username and gender. Only an idiot could suppose that. Idiot you are in deed and word.
You're saying that women to you are post operative transsexuals? So, you like transsexuals? Well, you certainly been gang 'raped' metaphorically this evening. LOL.
@catbells69 ..... Said the gender confusded tranny bitch! Spoken like a true chick with a dick! You dumb-ass, i'm not the one with a tranny title 'catty or pussy'! looks like you've been arse-raped plenty tonight!!! get a life cause i'm done talking to a loser like you! (especially a chick with a dick like you), who's got nothing better to do but just fantasise about ugly creautres in bed with bog roll! enjoy your pathetic-meaningless life -- loser!!!!
@catbells69 . And in iraq, they behead homo - type shemales like you who enjoy taking it up the anus! Look i've got better things to do than argue with a loser who can't get off with attractive women and who 'gets off' on other guys wanking (such as you friend Dara). If you're such a winner then why could'nt you get off with ugly Konnie??? I'll tell you why, cause you don't even have a personality to build on in order to impress women hence settle with homo's and trannies like yourself! by!!
No, you've nothing better to do. You said you weren't going to converse with me yesterday, yet here you are again. I can conclude you're a liar whose word is meaningless.
The personality you have is all bad. And warped.
You're obsessed with gay men and wanking - it's all you talk about.
Describing Konnie Huq as a shemale and ugly further demonstrates your deep seated misogeny.
@catbells69 I feel coerced to reply to this since you compare me to a iraqi decapitator! You seem to love Nazi's who gas people hence resort to barbaric notions like a genuine Nazi and yet you call me a bigot (stupid tranny bitch)! You truly are gender confused and mentally confused and also can't tell the difference between an attractive woman and an ugly woman! Sick fuckin tranny! just go get you're arse pumped by another tranny - Loser!!!
Both Iraqi attitudes and yours toward gays is how I'm able to make a comparison.
I don't love Nazis. I've never said so. You cannot understand what you read let alone make deductions from it. In Nazi Germany, they exterminated people who were mentally deficient. You come across as someone like this.
Yes, you are a bigot. Anyone who use repeatedly uses terms such as faggot and tranny is a bigot.
It's ironic that it is you who cannot discern attractiveness in women.
@eternallycool i tottaly agree catbell is a tranny. he is confused with his identity and probably frustrated as wel. the sh*t that comes out of his mouth could only come from a sexually confused tranny...
@10ssomeone. Don't waste your time arguing with catty or pussy the tranny! That shemale accuses others of wanking when that tranny actually enjoyed a wanking session with another guy called Dara! yup bother shot their loads over an ugly woman called Konnie. Tranny bitch considers konnie huq to be a supermodel! tranny bitch needs to pay a visit to Specsavers or Cock-savers! You can never win with a cross-dresser!
i assumed this was a joke until the quality of his writing dropped.
asubjectiveopinion 1 day ago
i like her eyes, shes got that sparkle i look for
Brady2k10 4 days ago
I adore her.
meringueutan 5 days ago
"no, we didn''t know either" - why would you know you creepy invasive fucks
JapeUK 5 days ago
Such a strange couple...
Celeb132 2 weeks ago
She is so lucky, i love her but i hate her too
ErrrrrrRia 3 weeks ago
THEY'RE SO CUTE!! awwww
93tomb 3 weeks ago
Is she the one he refused to pick up from the train station because there was a spider in his doorway?
MagicXylophone 1 month ago
Isn't the idea of getting married in Vegas something Brooker would hate? Or has he in his fame turned sell-out?
CecilyHeron 1 month ago
"Go on Konnie, apologise again, apologise with your mouth...."
451harri 1 month ago 24
fucking itn, vultures.
liamjd1 1 month ago 4
"We'd love to see them get married by elvis"
Yeah, uh, something tells me they won't want you there guys..
MayOceansClaimMe 1 month ago
wow, so because she dosn't want to speak to the paparazzi it's obvious she's scared of blurting out about her romantic life? You people are vultures. But I'm no better clicking this bloody link.
DumbFish1 1 month ago 9
CUNTCUNTSCUNTS. SOMEONE PLEASE DESTROY GOSSIP MEDIA.
TonyArrison 1 month ago 2
He looks like George C. Scott.
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 1 month ago
What the devil happened to the footage they used at the end? It's so skewed it makes Konnie look like she's impersonating the Tinman from Wizard of Oz.
SciStarborne 1 month ago
nice catch, Charlie.
basstard013 1 month ago
No fucking way.
NO FUCKING WAY.
Tagemandbagem 2 months ago
Charlie Brooker may be cynical and misanthropic, but he's definitely not ugly. There are much worse men out there.
tubetubesmith 2 months ago
hub
ArthurParri 5 months ago
9 months?.....
This took me by surprise, she seems like someone Charlie would mock on his shows.
But then I'm probably bitter, I have a weird thing for him.
ChromeOSAccess 7 months ago
@ChromeOSAccess I have to agree. He's a miserable sod but I fancy him more than any sane person should... lol
BetrayedAndAmused 7 months ago
dont blame her for not going out with him in public.....hes one ugly mug
imawakeish 9 months ago
....seriously....
WHO... FUCKING... CARES???!!!???
I don't know about you, but I'm just watching Charlie Brooker clips, and this piece of garbage came up as a featured video. Who the fuck out there cares "who's going out with who"...??? I like Charlie 'cause he makes me laugh, I really don't give a rat's ass what he does in his personal life. Still wish them two all the best, but for fuck's sake... If you care THAT much about celebrities' personal life, you must be one heck of a boring sheep.
TheRealDerfMan 9 months ago 6
@TheRealDerfMan Amen brother. Well said! Gotta' admit... I just wanted to see a current day Konnie.. Nice bitta ass. Well done to Charlie but you're totally right. I highly doubt i'll get more work done tomorrow or get rid of my crabs due to learning this. -_-
TwiztidShet 9 months ago
@TwiztidShet ...thank you for that, bro...! Sometimes I wonder if I'M the one who's nuts for thinking like I do! And no shame in looking at a pretty lady like her... "nice bitta ass" indeed!!! You obviously feel the same way I do, so you know my comment wasn't directed at guys like you and me, it's directed at people who watch shows like this or Entertainment Tonight or TMZ, and who live their lives THROUGH others, be them movie stars, tv stars, or sports stars/teams. Thanks again... Cheers! =)
TheRealDerfMan 9 months ago
@TheRealDerfMan Sad sheep (like it's not sad to look through the net for a 'nice bitta ass?'!) ? Yet it's not sad to bitch off at people for watching a newsclip for a bit of lighthearted entertainment or even for a bit of nice news amid all the crap! Things must be bad at home to come on here and flame people for something so harmless as a frivolous bit of newswatching... 'life', 'a' and 'Get' spring to mind. Put them in any order you wish.
BetrayedAndAmused 7 months ago
@BetrayedAndAmused ...did you just not read both of my previous comments? Probably not... If you're gonna tell someone like me to get a life, you should start by looking at yourself in the mirror. You're probably more worried about what to wear today and the life of celebrities, than about the current state of the planet. I bet you have no opinion on private banking or insurance companies cause you'd rather see some "lighthearted entertainment". You're indeed a sad, boring sheep. Baa-aa-aa-aa.
TheRealDerfMan 7 months ago
@TheRealDerfMan Actually, I'm a member of a PDSA group and regularly give (albeit modest) donations to the WWF and the WDCS (Whale and Dolphin Conservation society) and HAPPA (Horses and Ponies Protection Association) when I can. You?
You have no idea how unlike a sheep I am (although I have nothing against sheep, they're wonderful animals!). I'M not the one judging people just because they come on here to watch a news snippet...which is, unless I'm very much mistaken, exactly what you're doing
BetrayedAndAmused 5 months ago
@TheRealDerfMan Actually I donate to PDSA, WWF, WDCS and HAPPA (all animal charities) whenever I can. You?
My point is, you have no idea how unlike a sheep I am (although I have nothing against sheep. They're wonderful animals). I'M not the one judging people on here for looking at a news snippet...which, unless I'm very much mistaken, is exactly what you're doing (only just to criticise people. Haven't you got anything positive you could be doing, or are you only fit to moan ceaselessly?
BetrayedAndAmused 5 months ago
@BetrayedAndAmused ...if giving money away to life-less corporations makes you feel better about yourself, keep doing that.
You're not the one judging, yet you ask me how much I donate to charities? Why?? Hahaha! Told ya to look in the mirror... you obviously didn't.
Tell me, what are YOU doing to educate those around you about the economic slavery going on?
Btw, you ARE mistaken, I didn't come here to watch a news snippet, I was surfing for laughs from Charlie when I came across this video.
TheRealDerfMan 5 months ago
@TheRealDerfMan Hang on, remind me what this 'discussion' was about? You were bitching at people who came on here to watch this and yet you yourself were on here looking for a bit of lighthearted entertainment?!
And as a side point, I buy products from the charities, so I'm not 'giving money away', and what the hell is a 'lifeless' corporation anyway. For goodness sake, lighten up for a second. Life's too short!
BetrayedAndAmused 4 weeks ago
@BetrayedAndAmused ...lol... If you need to be reminded of anything, get your fat lazy ass in gear and scroll back on the comments yourself. I didn't check this video out for light-hearted entertainment, I checked it out to see how many zombies were actually interested in this piece of non-news.
Isn't it funny how you're telling me to lighten up, yet you reply to a comment I last made over 4 months ago? You couldn't lighten up and let it go, could ya?
Go look in a mirror...
TheRealDerfMan 3 weeks ago
@TheRealDerfMan I didn't make this personal, and for your information I'm neither fat nor lazy. As for scrolling up, maybe you should get YOUR ugly ass back up to check out YOUR comment- "I didn't come here to watch a news snippet, I was surfing for laughs from Charlie when I came across this video". You were looking for light hearted entertainment... which is precisely why most people checked THIS video out. *fucking morons I have to talk down to all the time!*
BetrayedAndAmused 3 weeks ago
@TheRealDerfMan PS There's a difference between 'can't' and 'won't'. I won't let things go... you simply can't let this go. So I will do the honors and revel in the fact that noone is listening to anything else you may have to say. Life's too short for idiotic ramblings from a fuckwit.
BetrayedAndAmused 3 weeks ago
@TheRealDerfMan See? I didn't make it personal at all!
BetrayedAndAmused 5 months ago
shes funny
3DSCat 9 months ago
they never been seen in public ummmmmmm
MrAloo14 9 months ago
I wrote out a comment along the lines of 'how can that possibly work with what they each do for a living? and omg she's this and he's that' then realised I actually know nothing about them, and less still about what makes for a successful relationship and marriage. Hope they're happy.
reluctable 10 months ago 4
have to admit it disgusts me with the terminology they use it makes it sound like their trying to force their way into their private lives. fucking hate modern news and media
malkeyor4 10 months ago
1:09 ...Has joined the league of super secret keeping celebrities?
MrSpuddyduddy 11 months ago
Theres hope for us warthog looking cynical nerds after all.
Nexius8 11 months ago 62
@Nexius8 Fills me with the warm glow of hope!
infinitesimotel 1 month ago
look at those teeth
BurnMyEyes0107 1 year ago
@captaincorcron Nice wall-o-text, but I stopped reading your comments a while ago.
But still he replies! Pahahaha.
Oscy 1 year ago
@captaincorcron Good lord, you're STILL replying?
*facepalm*
Oscy 1 year ago
@captaincorcron Paranoia?? O_o
Get off the drugs.
Oscy 1 year ago
@captaincorcron What are you talking about? You're actually looking for a debate on YouTube about something so trivial?
Are you 13 or something?
Oscy 1 year ago
@captaincorcron Hahaha what? The BBC can't afford something, let alone a wedding in Vegas? Pahahahahaha!
Where did that come from?? Do you think it costs £500,000 or something?
Oscy 1 year ago
@captaincorcron Just because they got married, in freakin' Vegas, doesn't mean it's not a prank. Also, doing it in Vegas suggests makes it even more likely that it's for one of his shows, to make a point about something. Bit like when he hosted a kids programme.
Oscy 1 year ago
Prank.
Brooker seems far to intelligent and anti-bandwagon to marry someone after 9 months.
It's not as obvious as a Joaquin Phoenix prank, but that's a good thing.
Oscy 1 year ago
@Oscy Connie Huq is a really intelligent too she went to Cambridge and studied economics
mysha67 1 year ago
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@Oscy Connie Huq is a really intelligent too she went to Cambridge and studied economics
mysha67 1 year ago
jesus christ as if i couldn't have any more respect for charlie brooker he goes and marries konnie huq....kudos
gl3110 1 year ago
I think you have two accounts. I don't know which one is more homophobic?
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 Are we getting a little paranoid?! Dude just get a life already...
10ssomeone 1 year ago
@10ssomeone I'm not, but you may be. Learn to use English properly.
catbells69 10 months ago
@catbells69 Sure thing you inbred retard... My English is good enough. Remember, you can only speak one language. Dont make me call someone on you, cause you have all the telltale signs of a stalker. Are you obsessed? Stuck on me? My words floating around in that little inbred mind of yours..? Get a life, seriously .. It is not my fault your dad abused you.
10ssomeone 10 months ago
@10ssomeone You've posted derogatory comments on 3 of my former channel videos, so who is the stalker? You've also followed me to this video and commented. Reasoning is not your strong point is it? PWNED! Why are there so many retards like you on Youtube?
catbells69 10 months ago
@catbells69 Hahaha , you are so paranoid.. Sign of a mad man. Lay off the crack for a while . Just keep commenting , i'm having such a good laugh... Please entertain me
10ssomeone 10 months ago
@10ssomeone I've proof of your stalking. A screen shot of my inbox will prove it. There's 4 comments from you.
catbells69 10 months ago
@catbells69 Oh no.. LOL . It is funny how you repeat what i said to you a couple of comments ago. Months went by and i keep getting strange comments from you. So who is obsessed? Keep on entertaining me..
10ssomeone 10 months ago
@catbells69 So just keep on flaming, and i will keep on laughing. I have better things to do then talk to a youtube troll like you.. Have fun with your sad life.
10ssomeone 10 months ago
@10ssomeone You followed me into 4 video's comments, so that makes you the troll. You're such an idiot.
catbells69 10 months ago
Dara O'Brien is gonna be PISSED
StopStealingEggs 1 year ago 181
@StopStealingEggs Why? What did I miss now?
blenderpanzi 10 months ago
@blenderpanzi
Hell if I know
tberwick1 10 months ago
@StopStealingEggs dara o'brien has a thing for konnie..?
fahmeda118 1 month ago
"Yep, we didn't know they were dating either" - How the fuck is that your business?
ohhellomynameislydia 1 year ago 4
Live the dream Charlie :)
JonathanBloggs 1 year ago 2
I don't see why ITN are practically saying that Konnie and Charlie keeping their relationship a secret is a bad thing, clearly they'd rather not have every bit of their life in the public eye. It's just daft when celebrities openly give out everything that goes on in their private lives and sell photos of their wedding and babies to the media. I've more respect for this couple for keeping their personal lives to themselves; it's no-one else's business unless they choose it to be.
Zelda199 1 year ago
The pointless and pithy squabbling below are why I tend not to read the bottom half of Youtube...
VonScarfman 1 year ago
it's always good to quickly check my youtube inbox, to receive a hilarious comment
peteclarke17 1 year ago
oh and saying he can do better because she has a speech impediment / average looker. good job child, you just branded yourself as a shallow indervidual.
peteclarke17 1 year ago
@peteclarke17
So by that logic, when you're old enough to go to a nightclub for the first time, because you're not a 'shallow individual', like me, you will obviously give the 'fit birds' a wide berth and attempt to get in to the knickers of the first 'downes-syndrome' female* you can find?
(*or male- you didn't mention what your preference was)
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 iam old enough to go to nightclubs, but that's not not the way i go about meeting women. if that's the way you met your partner then so be it. i think because of the fact that my youtube name has a 17 in it, you presumed i was 17, but that's a good demonstration of your lack of intelligence.
iam not entirely sure i understand how you can be entertained by attempting (keyword :p, it's quite hilarious trying to understand you :PPPPP) aggrovating people over the internet, however.
peteclarke17 1 year ago
@peteclarke17
The spelling and grammar suggest that you are too young to go and watch a 'PG'.
You have not submitted one sentence without mistakes so far.
Are you doing this on purpose, or do you have learning difficulties?
If you do, I apologise. I have been ridiculing a vulnerable person.
If you correct your last post I will reply to it, but I fail to see why should reply to someone too lazy or ignorant to adhere to the basic rules of English that any ten year old should be familiar with.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 hahahahhahaahhahaha :p carry on
peteclarke17 1 year ago
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ChasityDawn2009 1 year ago
@ChasityDawn2009 How is he going to kill me?
(I know it probably doesn't involve Taekwondo... Or 'biting' for that matter.
loki1066 1 year ago
I agree. His "Cuntmeister" post was funny. I didn't notice his other comment, which was misogynistic bollocks
crestrisen 1 year ago
The big wank has always been an underachiever.
If he'd had a bit of confidence, he'd have chatted up a 'looker' without a funny gob and a speech impediment...
Or at least someone 'sexy'.
Why did they let her have Holly's job?????
She's not fit to lick her arse...
(having said that, if there's any footage of what I've just described, I'd be happy to watch it)
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 shut your ignorant mouth
peteclarke17 1 year ago
@peteclarke17
Ho ho ho,
Young pete clarke has got out of his pram!
Which one are you infatuated with, the 'deadly dull' huq or the 'wank obsessed' brooker?
Do you think of Connie when you sit in the dark with one of your mum's dusty old gussets in your mouth or do you imagine it's charlie when your dad's pumping you up the arse????
You pathetic little sicko.
I would throw away the decent boots I'd used to stamp the life out of you.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 do you realise that insults only hurt when they're true? whereas you're ignorant because you base your opinion on people soley through the media. all i know about charlie brooker is that he's a talented comedian and a 'non-bullshitter'. i don't know anything about konnie huq. main thing is i don't know anything about either of their personal lives
but i realise daily mail readers enjoy hating something without reason, which is why you're truely ignorant. thanks for your time
peteclarke17 1 year ago
@peteclarke17
i don't know where the 'Daily Mail' bit has come from you piece of shit.
Do you realise how IGNORANT you appear with spellings like 'indervidual' and 'truely'.
You're thick aren't you?
That's an insult that is OBVIOUSLY true.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 /pat :)
peteclarke17 1 year ago
@loki1066 whats wrong with you?
that was genuinely unpleasent. why would you say somthing like that?
Plexuz0 1 year ago
@Plexuz0
Which bit did you mean?
If it's insulting Charlie Brooker, I'm certain he's happy to take as many insults as he dishes out.
And it's 'unpleasant' and 'something'.
If all you idiots were at my school you'd do so much detention, you wouldn't have time to waste your lives on youtube.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 so.. i'm an idiot for asking a question about why your such an enormous prick, that you didn't answer?
did brooker burn your entire family to death or somthing? theres somthing clinicly wrong with you if you have to act like an asshole to seem like a big person and then childishly attempt to establish why you are more intellegent when rational people object.
enjoy your narcissistic little life, cause we're not.
Plexuz0 1 year ago
@Plexuz0 .
I'm quite shocked that your mother mentioned my 'enormous prick'... She had to explain the stitches, I suppose. It just occurred to me that you are replying in English, which doesn't appear to be your native tongue, so rather than being thick, you are really quite intelligent.
What language did you grow up speaking?
Referring to your last line - I'm sorry you're not enjoying life.
If you'd like to end it , I could help you out.
It'd take a few seconds, but it'd be worth it.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 well, this explains a lot.
thanks for either misunderstanding or dodging every question. either meaning you don't know, and are retarded, or you don't want people to know, meaning we can assume the worst. given that you responded so harshly with mother-jokes and suiside, you've painted quite the picture of how pathetic a being you really are.
Plexuz0 1 year ago
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 right, yes the infantile mistakes. the ones that happened. seriously, there is somthing genuinely wrong with you, even if there were grammatical mistakes how would that constitude an arguement? it's youtube, not a litracy test.
in future i advice that you keep your pathetic mum-joke oriented, grammer obsessed life away from actual people, or they could find you hideously repulsive.
Plexuz0 1 year ago
@Plexuz0
No jokes.
I'd like to be introduced to your Mother.
Go and wake her up.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 somthing is telling me that your logic has somwhat deteriorated.
/pat
Plexuz0 1 year ago
@Plexuz0
Don't try to act like a grown up, you silly child.
(you know your acting stinks)
Run along...
Your dinner's ready - I can see your mum's tit hanging below the hem of her jumper.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 yes thats right. i was acting.. over the internet.. using text
it's obviously psychologically imperitive that you seem like the wittier, more intellegent individual than anyone else on youtube, and proving that you might not be results in blatent denial. your self esteem is entirely based around this, if you believed it yourself then it would be depressingly obvious that you are as pathetic at trying to seem intellegent as everything else you've tried and failed at.
so i'll run along
Plexuz0 1 year ago
@Plexuz0
I was referring to your dreadful play
'A science carol'.
Having said that, It might have been more bearable if you had used text instead of speech. Pre-pubescent male voices should only be heard amongst other pre-pubescent males.
I know you feel a need to keep replying to my comments.
It's widely known that slightly effeminate boys from broken homes feel attracted to heterosexual 'alpha-males', on to whom they project their need for a father-figure .
This, quite frankly, sickens me.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066 fine. i give up.
all hail the world record breaker for masturbation.
Plexuz0 1 year ago
@Plexuz0
You should have said!
That's impressive,
Well done!
(I used to do it a lot myself, but your Mum has such a thirst for my jizz, that I don't get the chance to practise, these days)
loki1066 1 year ago
@Plexuz0 you people have way too much time on your hands
fleamarket3000 1 year ago
She's like Princess Jasmine only not a stuck up cow.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
well done charlie she's beautiful!
Guderian1939 1 year ago
Detective: Ms Huq, did you murder the victim or not?
Konnie Huq: Well, I, erm, in so much as I... do you mind if I don't answer that?
LOL...
mahoneko321 1 year ago 13
whaaaaaaaaa
mkp 1 year ago
Cool, fair play to the Brookmeister!
crestrisen 1 year ago 3
@crestrisen
I wonder what he'd think of you for calling him 'Brookmeister' ????
'Cuntmeister', no doubt.
loki1066 1 year ago
@loki1066
Haha, probably!
crestrisen 1 year ago
shes not embarassed she jus doesnt wanna blurt out her biz like most ppl, its hard been famous, well she aint FAMOUS but u know wt i mean
converseshoeboy 1 year ago
@wayne2020z bitch, please. having muslim parents doesn't mean you're muslim. and what's islam got to do with being asian? that's just bigoted.
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superfatman900 1 year ago
lol is she embarressed haha?
toweronepower 1 year ago
@wayne2020z ok I've just read your comment three times in the hope of understanding you but I give up....what the fuck are you on about?
xhaze8 1 year ago
fuckin whore!!
shakildcm 1 year ago
@wayne2020z racist
DaddyCalls 1 year ago
What idiot wrote the script for this item?
"She deserved a blue peter badge".....she already has a blue peter badge, and besides ive never seen a blue peter badge handed out to someone keeping a secret...
rorrt 1 year ago
@wayne2020z You're attcking Konnie Huq for 'acting white'? You know we have a thing called diversity and assimilation in Britain?
sheepeasy 1 year ago
@sheepeasy Plus, I find the whole charge of 'acting white' offensive. What's that supposed to mean?
CmdrTobs 1 year ago
@ tonycatman I think the opposites attract comment was concerning their career choices. Konnie is a former childrens tv presenter who now hosts x factor's little brother the xtra factor while Charlie is mostly known as a well respected television critic whos harsh style has claimed many victims including x factor (in which he compared it to the nuremburg rallies and called the contestants mindless simpletons)
Plaguechild258 1 year ago 15
@Plaguechild258
He'll always be "that bloke who kept making bad jokes in PC Zone" to me.
MurrayTheMac 1 year ago
How the fuck did that square shaped face weirdo, ugly looking tosser get a absolutely gorgeous and funny, down to earth nice woman like Konnie in the first place? lucky lucky CUNT! :(
scott1990scott 1 year ago
@scott1990scott Charlie brooker is a legend so fuck up.
Robertsmall893 1 year ago
@scott1990scott intelligence may be a factor. u should give it a go.
ohdoshutit 1 year ago
I'm happy for both of them. I do feel sorry for this news to be shared with the world via cheap 'celeb-gossip'ness but ah well.
scw55 1 year ago
i hate this commentater
smellmywee 1 year ago
Do you think there's room for a third person in that relationship...?
powermage 1 year ago
Lucky old Charlie! If a Charlie can snare a Konnie, there's hope for me yet.
JoeStunner 1 year ago
Seriously???
hahahahaha
I did NOT see that coming... XD
elkhadi 1 year ago
fair play to them both
stillben 1 year ago
did anyone else find the voice over woman really annoying
xXnicolatteXx 1 year ago
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konnie huq you white mans paki u should be shot
jjames11984 1 year ago
Oh god no, does this mean Charlie will no longer be the cynical misanthrope we've all grown to know and love!?
LWLeviathan 1 year ago 3
You make me sick Brooker.
You're intelligent, seriously funny, right all the time and now you are getting hitched to the gorgeous Huckster.
At least I'm better looking than you, you frowny sozzled gargoyle.
Hang on. No I'm not.
Sob
ahigpob 1 year ago 3
awwwww what a great couple
yetanothergoodyfan 1 year ago
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shuruzik 1 year ago
When did this happen? Is this real?
shuruzik 1 year ago
Way to go Chuck and Huq :)
johnnythunders78 1 year ago
poor brooker what a cunt he's marryin
AMD7thS 1 year ago
You lucky b*stard Brooker.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . I don't know why you think he's lucky??? Now if it was someone like Angelina jole or Pamela Anderson or Megan Fox or Halle Berry or Katie price and so on, then he'd be a lucky barstard! I for one don't find Konnie drop dead gorgeous!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
You've cited Jordan and Pamela Anderson as examples of good loking woman and you have the temerity to question my taste! ROFL.
You appear to be at odds with the cognoscenti.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . well at least pamela and Katie are worth screwing! And by the way retard - I was not referring to your taste but your comment about Brooker (read my comments properly - and shut the fuck up!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
They're not. You've poor taste in women. Do your knuckles drag along the gound. I think so.
You might have noticed that my comment has 4 thumbs up. So much for your opinion, retard.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . If you don't like women then you must definitely be into she-males! Or there again you could be a sex starved homosexual! Whatever the case don't let me stop you from enjoying you're particular preferences! And by the way you're comments were submitted 3 weeks ago and mine just a short while ago! So fuck you faggot!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
If I think that Brooker is lucky, you can assume I'm not gay. Even someone with an IQ as low as yours should have been able to work that out.
I do scoff at your homophobic coments though. You ignorant little man! LMAO.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . At least I got good taste in women I want ot make love to! Unlike you faggot
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
ROFL. You use that money grubbing media whore Jordan as an object of your lust. I don't know who I pity more? You're probably a danger to women everywhere.
Faggot is a term a bigot like yourself uses to describe a gay man. I'm heterosexual, you inadequate monkey.
I see your making new friends with your abundant charm. PMSL.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . fuck you motherfucker! You're the one dangerous to women, cause you'll take on any ugly woman like Konnie, which clearly proves you are a sex starved son of a bitch! when's the last time you got laid??? hmm let me guess????
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
If you bothered to read the comments of others, you'll see I'm not the only one who thinks Mrs Brooker is pretty.
Low IQ, low EQ, foul mouthed and stupid. You've so much to offer women. LOL.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . I've just read your comments about Konnie's cleavage (and I quote - dara just came)! you sad barstard. you must really be a virgin and starved for sex and this is why you've added that cleavage video on your youtube-web page! Sick fucker!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
I was mocking Dara O'Brien who is a known admirer of Konnie.
I've not added anything to my channel. If you post a comment on a Youtube video it appears automatically on your channel. Now you're showing your ignorance as to how Youtube works.
You're the sort of deranged, sexual deviant who ogles teenage girls in The Sun. Women are objects to you. Just large breasts on legs. Pathetic.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . yet you think filthy like a pervert, accusing others of wanking! you've just proved yourself to be a sick degenerate who genuinely would even target young girls! only sick fuckers like you get off on other men jerking off. are you sure you're not a faggot! what kind of a name is catbells69? sounds very she-male? you must be a tranny then (if not Gay). fuckin gender consfused bitch!LMAO
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
I'll think you'll find it's you who has mentioned wanking, you hypocritical idiot. I've no interest in young girls either. I only date women, not two dimensional equivalents in your tabloids .... or the one dimensional Jordan.
I'm not confused about my gender. I male. It is you who confused about my gender. I'm not gay either. You've a fixation about gay men. Are you in denial?
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . I'm not the one with a she-male name (catbells). When you say you date women (I take it chick with dicks like you)! fuckin tranny bitch
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
There is no relation between username and gender. Only an idiot could suppose that. Idiot you are in deed and word.
You're saying that women to you are post operative transsexuals? So, you like transsexuals? Well, you certainly been gang 'raped' metaphorically this evening. LOL.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 ..... Said the gender confusded tranny bitch! Spoken like a true chick with a dick! You dumb-ass, i'm not the one with a tranny title 'catty or pussy'! looks like you've been arse-raped plenty tonight!!! get a life cause i'm done talking to a loser like you! (especially a chick with a dick like you), who's got nothing better to do but just fantasise about ugly creautres in bed with bog roll! enjoy your pathetic-meaningless life -- loser!!!!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
Do you have problems reading? I've told you I'm male and straight.
I wish you'd learn to spell, or think, or evolve. In fact anything to make you seem less demented.
In Nazi Germany, they gassed people like you.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 . And in iraq, they behead homo - type shemales like you who enjoy taking it up the anus! Look i've got better things to do than argue with a loser who can't get off with attractive women and who 'gets off' on other guys wanking (such as you friend Dara). If you're such a winner then why could'nt you get off with ugly Konnie??? I'll tell you why, cause you don't even have a personality to build on in order to impress women hence settle with homo's and trannies like yourself! by!!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
Then in Iraq they are as equally bigoted as you.
No, you've nothing better to do. You said you weren't going to converse with me yesterday, yet here you are again. I can conclude you're a liar whose word is meaningless.
The personality you have is all bad. And warped.
You're obsessed with gay men and wanking - it's all you talk about.
Describing Konnie Huq as a shemale and ugly further demonstrates your deep seated misogeny.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 I feel coerced to reply to this since you compare me to a iraqi decapitator! You seem to love Nazi's who gas people hence resort to barbaric notions like a genuine Nazi and yet you call me a bigot (stupid tranny bitch)! You truly are gender confused and mentally confused and also can't tell the difference between an attractive woman and an ugly woman! Sick fuckin tranny! just go get you're arse pumped by another tranny - Loser!!!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool
Both Iraqi attitudes and yours toward gays is how I'm able to make a comparison.
I don't love Nazis. I've never said so. You cannot understand what you read let alone make deductions from it. In Nazi Germany, they exterminated people who were mentally deficient. You come across as someone like this.
Yes, you are a bigot. Anyone who use repeatedly uses terms such as faggot and tranny is a bigot.
It's ironic that it is you who cannot discern attractiveness in women.
catbells69 1 year ago
@catbells69 nobody thinks your smart... or funny so just give up you dress wearing boy.
10ssomeone 1 year ago
@eternallycool i tottaly agree catbell is a tranny. he is confused with his identity and probably frustrated as wel. the sh*t that comes out of his mouth could only come from a sexually confused tranny...
10ssomeone 1 year ago
@10ssomeone. Don't waste your time arguing with catty or pussy the tranny! That shemale accuses others of wanking when that tranny actually enjoyed a wanking session with another guy called Dara! yup bother shot their loads over an ugly woman called Konnie. Tranny bitch considers konnie huq to be a supermodel! tranny bitch needs to pay a visit to Specsavers or Cock-savers! You can never win with a cross-dresser!
eternallycool 1 year ago
@eternallycool here here my friend well spoken...
10ssomeone 1 year ago
@10ssomeone Talking to yourself is a sign of madness.
catbells69 1 year ago