While I agree that jersey shore for the most part is brain damaged, I don't get why most people have a problem with going to the gym. Are you all just too lazy to work out, so you have to make fun of people that try (hard) to look good?
Jerseys actually nothing like this... Jersey Shore turned it into this but it used to not be. The funniest part is that the Jersey Shore cast are originally from New York. Hate that show they make us look like idiots
A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vid in 15 mins, your safe READ IT ON A VIDEO
Oh my word. When I was in the Navy I knew this dide that was part Italian, this could almost be his theme song. He lifted all the tim, was obsessed with his hair, and thought he was the ultimate tough guy.
He was from San Diego but still, this video is 90% him, it could be his theme song !
@TheMrAndyn0v2 Haha, LOL, I havn't heard that but that's a good one. I've actually been to Italy in the Navy. I'll make fun of Italians if I know them but I love Italian culture.
Its a joke,or truth idk,about the italians during the war...they were first sided with the germans,then they joined us and supposedly they were wimps cause if they say the germans charging,they would get outta there....
well that explains why they make so many fast cars....
@MrZombie335 You're offended by a person pointing out that the people that live this life are idiots? This does actually heals a little of the damage done by JS
@ais614bum well, most of us know that, but would somebody from jersey shore? the whole point is hes putting across the point they are all meat heads, so he may have done it intentonally? sorry for ruining your entire "genius" persona and all xD
@ais614bum Actually "genius" when your muscles perform protien synthisis it causes muscular hyperthrophy, which causes your muscle fibers to split and regrow themselves. Therefore he might of ment that they have more muscle fibers than other people which can be condensed into the term. "You think you've got some big muscles, well we've got more down at jersey shore".
some guy who looked like this parked his BMW diagonal, so i left a 'parking ticket' on the back of a receipt under his wiper that said "pay parking ticket $11700 because you fail at life and evidently parking too"
:L Tbh i dont like his parody's im more of a barleypolitical (Key of Awsome) person You may like it but this is my opinion and if people dislike this be my guest i dont really care (I speak my mind.I dont care what i speak!)
XD XD XD XD XD
themine1122 2 days ago
dont you touch my hair ill fricken slap you. LOL
buddythegreatful 2 days ago
This dude is so sexy
tattooedchick697 1 week ago
best part is def the phone call @2:00 lol lol lol
krystalwj 1 week ago
1:48 repat funny as shit
marnamaximus 1 week ago
435 people arent Hawaiian guidos
TheNowdy 1 week ago
I wonder what the other people in the gym were thinking when he was filming...
LordFrydae 1 week ago in playlist DamItsGood808 Top Vids
so...is it just me...or is this dude really fricken cute?
cinnamonheart411 2 weeks ago
Jersey Shore, with a Commercial for Kingdoms of Amalur by EA.... Two big corporate made wannabes belong together I say :D
WhiteTiger225 2 weeks ago
i hate the way if you cant hold control and like this comment -__-
TheKylethory 2 weeks ago
@TheKylethory I'm just going to dislike it ^^
PeaceOutBee 2 weeks ago
It's orrible :0
TheSusiDorigoni 3 weeks ago
if mess around with me or talk bad about my mommy im gonna smash ur face inXD....... i love it<3
Zombiez2001 3 weeks ago
Is this really what people think of us New Jersians? sighhhh, funny vid though(:
beadlesbieberlovr 1 month ago 2
@beadlesbieberlovr thats what i was thinking the whole video too lol
Belium62 4 weeks ago
Lol... Smash ur faces...hahahaha! xD
Flormz13 1 month ago
you forgot the orange tan!
VousEtesTresBeau 1 month ago 4
This video is hilarious:)
Lilslake18 1 month ago
Ha ha
Parsnips3000 1 month ago
u must know snooki tell her i said ..... i hate u
WKTwhitney 1 month ago
"If you mess around with me or talk bad about my mommy, I'm gonna smash your face in"
HaHa-larious
shaidan14 1 month ago
One this was flimed in Hawaii, and Two, that was TOTALLY AWESOME!
NJ local
mimibecca85 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DamItsGood808
this parody makes wanna go work out now
11ROYC 1 month ago
1,243,758 people wanna see a follow up Jersey Guido Girls video !
supremeobliterator 1 month ago 3
Im Guido
uranusYay 1 month ago
431 people love this song but hate guidos, and 7816 people love the song and think guidos are funny
shitlinski 1 month ago
/\/ot funny
shaniaM3 1 month ago
Lol
shaniaM3 1 month ago
DAMN ITS GOOD
sillyhead411 1 month ago
@MayerFV totallyyy
ri9htab0veit 1 month ago
LMFAO
coolcrazyism 1 month ago
Is this on itunes??
Xx3WARRIOR3xX 1 month ago
Is this on itunes??
Xx3WARRIOR3xX 1 month ago
Dont be jealous Dirty Jersey Loves Haters
izzydoodle899 1 month ago in playlist Funny Vids
I know every word to this.
I freaking love it!!
peacelovegillian143 2 months ago
Damnitsgood
ThisClayMer 2 months ago
If you didn't know..your muscles are fake.
I'm so sorry. :)
MCFS7 2 months ago
the club! in kona
OhDaDaDaBreakdown 2 months ago
Awesome!
cupcakeray 2 months ago
This guy looks a lot like the Miz.
MayerFV 2 months ago
While I agree that jersey shore for the most part is brain damaged, I don't get why most people have a problem with going to the gym. Are you all just too lazy to work out, so you have to make fun of people that try (hard) to look good?
Zoephobic 2 months ago
lol
fanoftombergeron 2 months ago
This guy is amazing, he resembles Jim Carry, Jack Sparrow that dude from Jershey shore and prolly many more. Genius. xD
tattaslayer 2 months ago
This is a classic of his!
gman2648 2 months ago
they should invite him to a new JS
aluapzurc2 2 months ago
Beat up the beat!!!
KrmsnShadow 2 months ago
me:zzzzz
vid:*u gotta read the guido hand book*
me:theres a fucking handbook HELL YEA
mom: theres no handbook
internet:i got him
me:the fuck y is the internet talking
brother:who r u talking to
me:-_-
MrZombie335 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I GTL... to this mother fucking song.
TheKirk15 3 months ago
Hehe....my mother is badass....if i went crying home to my mother,whoever hit me would need need some pretty hefty life insurance
TheMrAndyn0v2 3 months ago
I remember that days the my comment was top rated. *sigh*
HinataBabe12 3 months ago 25
Man i luv this vid didit i just pay to get your hair nails did you got no respect for me xD
RealLilMissSwaggar10 3 months ago
my favorite face is
"I'm gonna smash your face in"
xD
MowiiHeartsYou99 3 months ago
i from jersey this offensive.... but funny
EPICismymiddlename10 3 months ago
Hey, I'm really sorry, but there is no Guido handbook. They can't read.
Malloshy 3 months ago in playlist Malloshy's favorites
@Malloshy LMFAO!!!! thats crazy!!
anthony666able 3 months ago
@anthony666able Yea-uh! Try and come back from that Snooki!
Malloshy 3 months ago
ill frekin slap u!!!!!!!!!!
MrZombie335 3 months ago in playlist MrZombie335's favorites
GTL (gym,tan,landry)
MrZombie335 3 months ago in playlist MrZombie335's favorites
Lauranda I'm doing a MUSICAL VIDEO.
WeTiedTheGame 3 months ago
you can die if you drink to much muscle milk
prolaxer20 3 months ago
@prolaxer20 Technically the same can be said with water !
supremeobliterator 3 months ago
he looks like he's constipated
McChicken797 3 months ago
Jerseys actually nothing like this... Jersey Shore turned it into this but it used to not be. The funniest part is that the Jersey Shore cast are originally from New York. Hate that show they make us look like idiots
IconicTormentz 3 months ago
How many people are italian but would be annoyed if they were called a guido?I hate jersey shore
kyuubisharinan3296 3 months ago
ohh The Situation is right there :D
r6noko 3 months ago
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A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vid in 15 mins, your safe READ IT ON A VIDEO
BladeBlood2121 3 months ago
Oh my word. When I was in the Navy I knew this dide that was part Italian, this could almost be his theme song. He lifted all the tim, was obsessed with his hair, and thought he was the ultimate tough guy.
He was from San Diego but still, this video is 90% him, it could be his theme song !
supremeobliterator 3 months ago 42
@supremeobliterator
Lol an italian that thinks there tough? havent you heard,italian tanks have 1 gear for forward,5 for reverse
TheMrAndyn0v2 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DamItsGood808
@TheMrAndyn0v2 Haha, LOL, I havn't heard that but that's a good one. I've actually been to Italy in the Navy. I'll make fun of Italians if I know them but I love Italian culture.
supremeobliterator 1 month ago
@supremeobliterator
Its a joke,or truth idk,about the italians during the war...they were first sided with the germans,then they joined us and supposedly they were wimps cause if they say the germans charging,they would get outta there....
well that explains why they make so many fast cars....
TheMrAndyn0v2 1 month ago
@TheMrAndyn0v2 Hahaha, gotta love Italian cars. I wish I could get ahold of my Italian bud from the Navy today, and show him this video.
supremeobliterator 1 month ago
this isn't funny.....
jets495 4 months ago
@jets495 Yes it is.
skinlo01 4 months ago
@skinlo01 no it's not....number 1 jersey is pussy and new york is where its at and number 2 this guy is just a fuckin tool
jets495 4 months ago
WE DOIN A PRODUCTION
WE DOIN A MUSICAL VIDEO
daGingaNinja11 4 months ago
is mike the situation or is Vinny ??
camii8729 4 months ago
Im an Italian but i would kick anyones ass if they called me a guido because I FUCKING HATE JERSEY SHORE.
kyuubisharinan3296 4 months ago
@kyuubisharinan3296 im from new jersy, and im not even italian but i still get called a guido :/
jtermyna1998 4 months ago
@jtermyna1998 poor u
kyuubisharinan3296 4 months ago
3:25, Camera man xD
DiNoSaUrSdrinkcoke2 4 months ago
422 people are gay.
mfbware203 4 months ago
@mfbware203 421 of those 422 people voted for Obama !
supremeobliterator 3 months ago 2
at the beach he really looks like situation
MultiSlimshady1997 4 months ago
Lol. ais613bum "Ruinged" the fun. XD
Vamprigon 4 months ago
This is soo true
zekeandlutherboard57 4 months ago
Dude.. You're hot!
SneakersGoneMad 4 months ago
Jersey boy? Or Jewish boy?
zakster2222 4 months ago
The big gap in his hair makes the video LMAO.
BlueVenemProductions 4 months ago
im 100% itailian and im kinda offanded
MrZombie335 4 months ago
@MrZombie335 and i no its jking but still...
MrZombie335 4 months ago
@MrZombie335 You're offended by a person pointing out that the people that live this life are idiots? This does actually heals a little of the damage done by JS
NinjaCameraman 4 months ago
he acts like a giant douche.... PERFECT JERSEY GUIDO!!!
nickyrho 4 months ago
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actually you cant have more muscles.
A person have about 600 muscles in the body and you can't increase that number no matter how much you train.
Sorry for ruinging the fun but its facts xD
ais614bum 4 months ago 62
@ais614bum well, most of us know that, but would somebody from jersey shore? the whole point is hes putting across the point they are all meat heads, so he may have done it intentonally? sorry for ruining your entire "genius" persona and all xD
PureDSawesomeness 4 months ago
@ais614bum
well, you can still increase their mass...
OzixiThrill 4 months ago
@ais614bum Actually "genius" when your muscles perform protien synthisis it causes muscular hyperthrophy, which causes your muscle fibers to split and regrow themselves. Therefore he might of ment that they have more muscle fibers than other people which can be condensed into the term. "You think you've got some big muscles, well we've got more down at jersey shore".
Sorry for ruining a top comment.
mahamad1234 4 months ago 72
@mahamad1234 nerd
violenist956 4 months ago
@mahamad1234 played
EquuLHD 2 months ago
@mahamad1234 You made my day
froggirll 2 months ago
@ais614bum you can with roids...
MrJackson312 4 months ago
@ais614bum lol when people say more muscle = more poping up muscle six pack , big chests .. etc :P but how people get eight packs then ?
gentel916 4 months ago
@ais614bum Tollololololol
DNova99 4 months ago
@ais614bum But he didn't say you could have More Muscles. He said Making "them bigger".
mooney003 3 months ago
@ais614bum he means more big muscles plus hes a guido dont expect him to know that
EPICismymiddlename10 3 months ago
@ais614bum lol
fanoftombergeron 2 months ago
@ais614bum
Thanks Captain Literal.
troller4jesus 2 months ago
@ais614bum or, its called, LYRICS. they dont have to make sense. xD
xXdisturbedkittenXx 2 months ago 2
sad thing is this is mostly true
planetrewind 4 months ago
i only like this b/c its the same guy that played bieber
peachplum581 4 months ago
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klaradenseje123 4 months ago
hey larandaa.. i'm doing a productionnn
TeamHawaii808 4 months ago 3
Is it just me or did he sound a lot like Pauly ?? o.o
CheyanneXCandlestine 4 months ago 2
never mind that was funnny lollolololololol
senixwolf 4 months ago
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senixwolf 4 months ago
If Joey from Friends and Jim Carey and a kid.
His name would be Alex Farnham.
UnicornPoopsCupCakes 4 months ago 5
very nice work , greetings from austria
dammerindahouse 4 months ago
today i found myself doing the guido fist pump..... whos fault is it?
davidcendongarcia 4 months ago
haha i love this'sonqq<3
adelisandwitch 4 months ago
This should be the new Jersey Shore song :D
Zamr0n 4 months ago 133
u dubm gay piece of ****
pinkiller55 4 months ago
Why Is He Tryin To Be The Situation When Hes Obvliously Pauly D Lol
123annacole 4 months ago
Look RWJ
Back2DaFuture98 4 months ago
lmfao wut pervs XD
moOodyx55 4 months ago
Im from new Jersey NO ONE ACTS THIS WAY HERE!
barneybros 5 months ago
Acting like a typical douchebag new yorker
CtrlAltDeleteYurAzz 5 months ago
why the fuck am i even listening to this
boleon121 5 months ago
when he said ill smash ur face in he looked like matt leblanc
FDaSilvaTV 5 months ago
thumbs up if you searched this
TheCubeinator 5 months ago 4
@TheCubeinator I did comeback to this again
safwat1990 4 months ago
y does youtube only show my views on this video?
zm61196 5 months ago
demented could have been better and it makes people from new jersey look bad
alwaysrandom2000 5 months ago
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alwaysrandom2000 5 months ago
I like it so fuck the hatred........ Litterally O.o
Mrcybes 5 months ago
hahaha im soo glad my family aint like that xD were italian.... normal italians..
blackdawn88655 5 months ago
some guy who looked like this parked his BMW diagonal, so i left a 'parking ticket' on the back of a receipt under his wiper that said "pay parking ticket $11700 because you fail at life and evidently parking too"
sociopathicregret 5 months ago
He looks like Matt Leblanc!!
9irunwiththevampires 5 months ago
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"We're doin' a PODUCTION." Lol:D
twilightlovie14 5 months ago
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twilightlovie14 5 months ago
Lol this dude is soo awesome
queenkong23 5 months ago
"I'll freaking slap you"
VideoKillledTheRadio 5 months ago
im from New Jersey and when i see these "guys" (if you will) i throw bricks at them
BlitzKrieg215 5 months ago
does he act the justin beaver in the rap battle against beethoven?:D
Jaanina1 5 months ago
@Jaanina1 I think so ;p
emmyface420 5 months ago
@emmyface420 yes he does xD
ChaosEffect285 5 months ago
This is fake he was not orange enough
featherman9 5 months ago
hahhahahaha... yesssss make fun of jersey shore gweedo fagz
PezoCon 5 months ago
You've been doing too many sit-ups! Your 6 pack completely overtook your chest.
farfuckinout 5 months ago
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xKore94 5 months ago
Muscle milk? XD What perves? XD
LastKinLeader 5 months ago
your mom must be ugly like u
aceboy131 5 months ago
:L Tbh i dont like his parody's im more of a barleypolitical (Key of Awsome) person You may like it but this is my opinion and if people dislike this be my guest i dont really care (I speak my mind.I dont care what i speak!)
darcymaywhitaker 5 months ago
i just realized that hes justinbieber from epir rap battles of history at the beginning
MasterLyrics20 5 months ago
iv watched this like 50 times
SuperFootballMonkee 5 months ago in playlist SuperFootballMonkee's Favorited Videos
freak
saintben21 5 months ago
the guy with the top comment is gay
RayBanVisions 5 months ago
1:45 to 1:52 lol
koda6119 5 months ago in playlist More videos from DamItsGood808
y does he look like zack ryder?
zm61196 5 months ago in playlist epic raps
haha keep on pressin 9, it sounds like he's saying ock...lol
iloveJustinBieber774 5 months ago
is it really Bieber??? (from epic rap battles)
ladyYeniel 5 months ago
@ladyYeniel yes he is
FergoDerHorst 5 months ago
@ladyYeniel Yep
858Haha 5 months ago
@ladyYeniel yes
666wheelbite 5 months ago in playlist More videos from DamItsGood808
I'v seen jersey shore, all it is is people yelling at each other and getting drunk.....
rebewz 5 months ago
400 person are guidos D:
MrCartilio68 5 months ago
He kinda looks like Jim Carey
7gerardwaysbaby7 5 months ago
lol so awesome :D
AKATaterTard 5 months ago
if you mess around with me or talk bad bout my mommy im gonna smash face in
jzeman01 5 months ago
if you touch my hair ill freakin slap you
jzeman01 5 months ago
hahahaha lol its look a litlle gay ;p
but its a funny parody haha
indowesley12 5 months ago
@kylethory haha, go suck ur mom, lol i agree with u
tumblefreak774 6 months ago
wtf is gobble-goul?!
TheWillomania 6 months ago
@TheWillomania Very bad version of gobba-goush I guess?
albinopig123 6 months ago
@albinopig123 haha lol
tumblefreak774 6 months ago
Its still a fucking stupid clip, it really is, do you actually think its great???? FMD
boggo58 6 months ago
@boggo58 umm, fmd, ew?!
tumblefreak774 6 months ago
have i really watched this 1,172,387 times already?
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