BM

[Kamissick]

BM stands for Black Metal actually. Dumb ass.

[webkinzhippolover1]

@Kamissick uh no it does u r the Dumb ass 

[Kamissick]

@webkinzhippolover1

You're a dumb ass,to inform you're gay ass.

[webkinzhippolover1]

@Kamissick i am a girl have a boyfriend and im not gay!! u r a jerk! and im 13 and my uncles a cop! :)

[leftyyahooc]

ok ghygh hghghgh ghghghg

[wikinstructions]

WTF, my pants fit better!

[rdidri]

Pinch a loaf.

[tattooedsas]

lol i agree, the sng does stick in ya head. I love bottom mess, im going t say that t my 3y/o son now haha!

[doubledutchtracy]

"Butt Nuggets" works at our house as an alternative to Poop or S**T. Ever have sugar free licorice? Talk about rewarding -- you make toilet pancakes after you eat that!!

[jaredcicon]

My wife is an RN. I told her about your long standing alternate definition and she laughed hard.

I think Bottom Mess works.

[schmiddlicous]

BM = Butt munch

[MegaPoptop]

i cant get that theme song out of my head! its really cool!

[breelax]

This post reminds me of the book I read as a child called "Everybody Poops". Best seller no doubt! lol!

[thecpproject]

Number 2! Cracked up so hard at "You go BM much?"

[tlasz24]

I almost gagged when you were talking about the types of poop xP

[cindyreddeer]

I love the theme song! We used BM as the word for pooping when I was growing up. Currently a friend of mind calls it "Giving Birth to a Politician". lol

[all4tubekids]

I don't have to talk about my BM, it speaks for itself and leaves a residual aromatic effect in the restroom.

[dan0989]

I really like the uncle nalts song, I was singing it all day at work yesterday.

[CandyProps]

Weird when i watched this i was BMing :]

[JugglerMaxx]

that's weeeird, my parents use the letters BM for saying a Bloody Milko (i'm from england) which means a milky coffee (a latté)

i doubt they're talking about a bowel movement when they ask me if i'd like a BM with an episode of house :)

...although...

[Nartrain]

How many times did you pee in a bottle that drive?? haha

[0TheCaveRat0]

i replayed that "I go BM.. you take- you take me BM? You go BM much?" part over and over.

[23rdPyro]

BM = Boy Moment? xD

[rjhanson07]

yeah my grandma used to ask... have you done your BM today? meaning bowel movement!

[Kyle10380]

BM could stand for Butt Munch!

[KrazyKuul111]

lmao... "you go BM much!!?"

[JummahFilms]

ROFLMAO...My ex called it poopsicles with corn....

[Mistinahime]

Love the intro, sounds great.

[EanStEan]

beautiful!

[johnkaighin]

bm means big minge

[Element9T8]

Wow! Driving and recording? Please don't do that again.

[devddill]

BM for me always stood for Bacon Man...

[Juicecan54]

If you eat a BM (Big Mac) it will cause a BM (Bowel Movement).

[creativewind]

Fecal DISCHARGE?

Maybe if I ate more fiber it would "discharge".

[strongbowblade]

BM= british motors

[Tummyboxx]

BOWEL MOVEMENT? I knew it! I typed that before you said it, I swear.

This music is so elevator/grocery store. I've never had artificial poop colour either.

Probably the most creative video you've ever done. :3 JOKING

[mystaplerisblue]

I got my Bachelor's degree at Berklee College of Music, so it's a Bachelor's of Music, or BM. My very immature mother would not stop saying "Are you getting your BM?" and this also means I paid like, 60 grand for a BM.

Also, B&M brand baked beans always made me laugh

[brooksmc]

oh crap!

[nintendolunchbox]

i BET they omitted section F row U didn't they?

[TheBritbomb]

Hahaha thats funnY! if I am ever in a place with parking like that.. im looking for that section and parking there

[Tank797]

Is the hair allready growing Natls ??

[StephySayWhat]

"You don't eat corn, you borrow it" LOL Oh god, Nalts. I love you XD

[patrick112590]

lmao @ "You go BM much?!"

[Jseppelt]

Lol! And nice intro!

[GizmosCoolProduction]

fecal discharge that's hilarious

[x30175]

I hate BM. It undermines the long term investment I have been doing, to gain weight. do you realise how much food it took to get where i am now? It cost me an entire capital, why would I want BM?

[musicismylife61794]

i love this channell(:

[knibbles1882]

Hilarious. Stupid, but hilarious! Take your hat off so we can see your new hair, Nalts.

[tunny2000]

LOVE THE INTRO!

[thedangernation]

Interesting topic to discuss, Good subject topic to cover as well...BM was like a nice way of your grandparents (including mine) to talk about their bathroom habits without attempting to offend the sensibilities of the day. There was alot of things they tried to be polite about back in the day...People now a-days talk about making #1 or 2 or teaching their kids a cute way of saying it, like calling it tee-tee or pee-potty. Why not just call it was it is accordingly...poop

DangerNation, OFF!

[skitzyritsu]

i regret to say i was eating during this video. lol

[PsychicGirl13]

ew lol tmi

[carolperez]

luv uncle nats blogging again

[kingsizecobber]

isn't the technical term 'shit'?

A good BM is a big continuous 'load' followed a nice clean 'snap', no need for toilet paper :)

[magicmike96]

i thought the proper/technical term was defecate?

[Stebon24]

Oh so thats what BM means. I always thought the polite way was to say, "I have to go number 2". But maybe not haha.

[JVEproductions88]

nice intro :)

[carterwelker]

I've never heard anyone use the term "BM".

[mudhens4ever]

We don't need a new way to say it, Uncle Nalts. You said it yourself: fecal discharge. It's funny, it's lilting, and it would go very well in a jingle.

[LisaMarieJMJT]

Yeah, my great grandma always said "BM!" Funny stuff!!!

[SweetieBlog]

You got your #1 and your #2.

I hate feces. Feces isn't funny. I don't wanna smell other people's feces. I don't wanna see it. I like my own, but if I never took another crap, that would be OK with me.

I think some people are REALLY into it subconsciously. You ever notice how many foods have a fecal quality to them? And what's with cheese that smells like ass? Ancient Romans had a toilet in the same place they prepared and ate food. Imagine eating lunch next to someone farting and shitting.

[SweetieBlog]

But I'm not knocking your video. After listening to that fucking I'm Yours song a few times, I just don't have it in me to be nasty right now.

[renstevens109]

love the theme song!

[illdrawyouaunicorn]

haha this was beautiful.

[XlSilverTonguelX]

LMAO! You WOULD talk about bowel movements.

I love it. =]

[DavesMx6]

Haha Im gonna go BM right now, thanks alot Nalts :P

[irnotdum]

"We don't eat corn; we borrow it."

Hilarious.

[DahliaKHey]

TMI anyway you cut it.. make sure Nutcheese sees this video, she'll love it.

[bubblesinyoursoda]

LOL IT'S SO TRUE!!!

[abbeyincali]

Haha, I love your videos, but I'm pretty sure video-taping yourself while driving is dangerous. x]

[matthewserta]

Lolol, Good ol' Nalts! Hey Nalts, Just a tip, iLife 09 has Image stabilization, that may help :D

[bostongurl32]

I know a kid with the initials B.M.

[yanders2]

SHITTING

[Bluefirecrashdown]

lulz bottom mess.

[Aarongrubbworm]

we had some birthday cake on last Sunday, it lasted til Wed for us and the discoloring of our BM's are still blue green. the theme was cars and no blue on the whole cake?!

[shepboy008]

nalts u got a sick mind...

[treetopteresa]

Love the new theme music. I guess it must be an age thing; because the older you get, the happier a good BM is to you.

[Arky00]

Haha, ".. you just borrow corn.."

[stride7860]

A polite way to say you have to poop? or even JUST pooped? How about "Excuse me, i'll be right back." it works either way.

[SilverTabby]

To bad you're taken, you smooth talking guy.

[cheekychen]

a friend of a friend shat in a shoe box and put a candle in it before wrapping it and giving it to his brother for his birthday.

Oh, and you should watch this.. it was posted within hours of yours and is the funniest vlog i have ever seen, and it just so happens to be about BM.

watch?v=Ep6HTGpnbRs

oh and check your video responses, innit.

[utaepi]

Dropping the deuce, or deuce dropping.

[cmdgdaniel]

Your family dinners must be interesting.

[jevans5145]

LMFAO

[sadvipran]

i've had irregular defecation all week.

also, i've noticed that too much kroger grape pop turns it green. (why does purple turn it GREEN!?)

thank you for giving me a forum to share.

[bubbabrand]

yeah anything grape makes it all green

[Watchurassfo]

Nalts! your my 18,000th vid viewed :D

[ninjanoah07]

I agree with the guy a few comments below me, tmi but in a good way

[1nsan1tyrul3z]

lmao! "you don't eat corn you just borrow corn" seriously funny stuff & you're right people don't talk about bm's....& i absolutely love having the peeing advantage us guys have - i wonder if women are jealous of us guys cuz we can pee where/whenever we want basically.

[peglol]

I'm liking the music!

[Cheburashka94]

LMFAO

[MjsRoxs]

when you said bm at the begining, I thought you ment 'Bus man' :D

You were saying it to him...

haha.

[Kalifornian101]

BM stands for Bench Mark at least that's what I've heard of it.

[gjsexy]

Number 2

[l0gically]

What ever happened to "potty"? The other most conventional word we've all heard is "poop" - it's even used in book titles!

As for "bigness" and "satisfaction" - just make sure you aren't leaving it for someone else to admire. Now THAT's gross.

[kokobonk]

tmi

[mmmmgreen]

To much information

[moviegasm]

rofl - "You take me BM?" "You go BM much?"

Yeahhhhhhh! Keeping it real. BM all day.

[BillyTheTapeworm]

.... my gamertag is Bullet Magnet...BM...thats embarassing

[DrAlexisOlson]

Nalts, my name is Alexis not Alex.

Regarding BM, it's probably something I should do more often because when I do, I end up having to use the plunger most of the time due to the size of them. (TMI?)

[Kalifornian101]

Hahah what the f?

[FluffyRichards]

your theme song sounds like the friends theme song

[deidara280]

Bowl movement AKA: taking a poo

[Somnioblivio]

BM stands for Beast Master... as in the best freakin movie ever.

[islandGAL7]

:  )

[PeteMP1992]

This video makes me want to eat chocolate ice cream.

[HelloMyNameIsJFACE]

haha go BM

[babysitterofnalts]

OMG. You're referring to pooing out the color of your sno-ball?

Really?

Oh, Kevin...

[07TibSE]

like the new intro nalts.

[6663000]

I knew what BM meant...

[Courtneyuknw]

i was eating lunch when i decided to watch this...

bad idea.

[Libratarot]

lol. My grandmother (an army nurse) would think something was wrong with you if you did not have a BM by noon. If I started acting like a teenager (I was a teenager at the time) her first question was 'Have you had a BM today?' Ironically I usually had not  :D

[SamandBill534]

You just gotta love his new theme song!

[melzaelf]

O_o

Have a great Bming day Naults.

[talk74]

"keep it real"...like your hairline?!

[TRPfilms]

lmao...just say " i need to use the restroom."

[Urgo6667]

Either the highway became really bumpy at the end, you were playing with a weird effect, or your camera has the same problem mine has :( It starts blurring/going wavy if its placed right side up on a tripod or flat surface after a while.

[JohnohueTV]

how about "Take care of business" ? lol

[richis109]

duece

[SDuder]

I keep cracking up when that picture of you with the fence show up.

I am that easily amused.

[albiesr3]

funny stuff unclenalts

[slatersgarage]

The Slater-to-BM segue at the beginning just goes so naturally... So many conversations about me often lead to poop. Glad you dig the tune...

[pcgamerguy1234]

bm is big mess isn't it

[SamandBill534]

No, its not. It's bowel movement. He said that like ten times in the video and in the discription! Open your eyes and ears you dummy! (jk, but it does say that.)

[ABrecords]

eww corn lol

[thestalkinghead]

is poo rude or is that just a bit childish?

[spencercoolboy]

"Best mom" lol

[marniespeaks]

you're spending way too much time with Nutcheese

[bethilyboo]

I learned what BM means because on an episode of Zach&Cody, Cody was a superhero and on his costume it said "BM" for "Brain Man" or something, and Zach started laughing and I asked my mom why that was funny.

Yeah.

Wow.

[xgotarox]

lol what an intimate opening theme, huh? although, personally, i feel like having an opening theme for uncle nalts videos makes it seem more contrived and less personal.

nalts, you're too cool ;D. adults need to lighten up. when they hear another yelling "I GO BM," they should respond with "NO, I GO BM." instead, it's like they feel embarrassed for you.. little do they know, they're the ones who deserve pity..

[jjmazee]

Welcome to the BMR!! uhuh I feelin it... yuck, not feeling it, but it will work! lol!!

[thenudo]

cool theme song...sounds very similar to my Late Night with Walt Wilstank jingle. lol ...Brett made my jingle as well.

[xjasongarciax]

That is the truf...when your pants feel better after having a huge discharge! Whew! Amen Uncle Nalts! Thanks for keeping it real brotha!

[Purpl3Reign]

"that's rewarding stuff" HAHAHAHAH

[BuffaloWarrior7]

wow thats weird Shit Crap poop dump all 4 letters

[kittykat0202]

aww!!! the pictures are cute!!.. and now 2minutes into the video i finally understand what ur talking about.. thats freakin gross lol

[things2400]

O.o

[aderonn]

that made me laugh so hard. ahhhh it was nasty but funny....corn.

[psychoshields]

Ew, Nalts, not this time.

[gijoedaisy]

The next time I'm in the toitie, we'll all think of you.

[sadsaladproductions]

magic trick: think of the hotest girl you know.

now think of her pooping.

you dont want that anymore do U?

[Wewuvwabbitz]

:( lol

[sadsaladproductions]

:D lol

[toxicjoker95]

lol yes yes i do lmao tht was funny bro

[SmokieRSWC]

lol

"Your pants fit better."

=D

[WeskJago]

I notice girls have no pride in pooping. I think there was a time that girls hid the fact that they poop so much that men thought women just don't poop!

[NutCheese]

This video offended me. Come on now Kevin... show a little class. It's not polite to go around talking about poo.

*butt plug*

[tomp714]

Speaking of BM, I should really go take care of that...

[liz1060]

There is already a verb for the action -- "defecate" -- maybe you could start a movement ... wait that doesn't sound right ... but you know how nobody used to say "penis" but now everybody says it -- you could start the defecate pride movement!

[BarrowsBOY]

FD...

fecal discharge XD

[vjm1234]

omg!  I almost inhaled my raisin bran! Crack me up! SMileyD

[pinkbandgeek]

I think pride in poop might be more of a guy thing.

[TheChrisKutty]

i had a nice bm right before i watched this...my pants definitely fit better

[zooropa1967]

yes bowel movement BM.... healthcare people say it all the time.

[gamaroy]

u have my uncle's face and my friend's dad's voice

[canucktunes]

Fiber is your friend. :)

[trishasledge]

i love u ,uncle nalts ,this channel is great

[MrVideoman4]

Hi

300th view : )

as always good video

[JimmerSD]

Yep, a 14 year old trapped in a 40 year old body...yep yep yep.....uh huh.

Next episode draw a parallel betwix make a Weee and the video game Wi.

[Crittijr]

hehe :)

[ikrishan]

uncle nalts, you make my day.

[ViktorBluhme]

Cool intro! Like it xD

[HappyCabbie]

this video moved me. Now I must adjust my seat because my stool is loose.

[rasions]

BM= I can Go Poopy

[libdaisy]

good ol' number two..

[dvajsprvi]

your pants definitely fit better!

[samoabamoa]

"An error occurred, please try again later" - Wut?

[ThodraN]

Just refresh.

[TMStopmotion]

nice one nalts

[itsjustlizzieee]

i like your intro

lol

[andyforthemaster]

poop :)

[DrummerFrogking]

ba baddd baadaaa badda daaaa

-unclenalts-

that theme made my day :D

[tffan40]

nice biginning

[blink182isLegendary]

UncleNalts... just say #2

[XxhayleyxX13]

lol nice opening theme

[BagelDog123]

bowel movement.