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  • that is EXACTLY how i feel about Steve too!

    i keep telling people that Apple with Steve as its ceo invented NOTHING!

    everything they made was done before them!

    im really happy your dead, just sad that crApple didn't die with you!

  • SassiBooB

  • Just skip to 1:30

  • Although I agree that a lot of what Apple sold was already available, you can argue that to be true of everything that's technology related. When was the last time you bulit an operating system, with or without instruction from others?

  • @ctsincebay Today actually been working on it for over 6 months. everyone learns from somewhere, no one just "knows" everything.....unless your talking to iRis

  • this guy looks like a meth addict.

  • Great vid, I was cracking up at the Steven Jobs bit

  • Wat a caveman...

  • This video fucking rock!. In the last few mins, he so fucking right about Steve Jobs

  • Hey... A buisness is a buisness apple is selling products, and making money on great products made of quality stuff, android phones are plastic and ugly

  • faqu android . 1 you dont like the iphone because you dont have the money to buy one . 2 he didn t tell anybody to buy his apple stuff . 3 if you dont like the ipad go and buy a chinapad that runs android and will see how much time you can stay on that piece of crap . 4 and yes you pay alot for a apple product but you get quality . 5 wtf everyone has with the iphone antena i didn t have any probleme with it . and yes i tested android phones before ( samsung galaxy s and others ) and they suk a

  • 1.I have the money to buy one, but I don't WANT to buy one. Same as many others.

    2.He said "This is a revolution" and magically you think so...

    3.The iPad IS also a chinapad, look at the back it says "Made In China"...

    4.Quality? WTF? I tought you were talking about the f**kin' parts made of glass that breaks if you're not extremely cautious with your iCrap....

    5.Galaxy S is a part from the past...but take one with the last upgrade and compare It again...

    You're not impartial.

  • "Hi I'm Azrie..." SHUT THE HELL UP.

    Stop talking with ur hands.

    And put on a proper shirt douchbag.

  • You look like a hobo!

  • Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!­!!!!!!!Fuck apple!!!Adroid rules!!!!!!!Greetings from Greece.

  • Find this kind of thing hilarious, as Apple haters more often than not are as stupid and/or bias as hardcore 'Fan boys'.

    I'm proud to be neither, yet get what I need from my Apple products, writing on my 6 yr old still in perfect working order iMac.

    Oh Steve you total bastard for making me buy a product that works so I don't have to buy a new computer in what is now its 7th year with the latest version of OS X installed no trouble.

    Btw he had ongoing illness, so yeah funny joke, you dick!

  • @SeekerOfCheese Does it matter? Ill or not, azrienoch is talking about how Steve exploited people. Talks about facts. And, yea, the joke is funny - he is just pointing out that he didn't innovate much.

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  • sersly apple sucksssssssssss!

    

  • Didn't Steve jobs make the Iphone that was fully touch screen and used almost no buttons? Also the Galaxy Nexus is around 800$ and the iphone 4S is around 700$? so which one is more over priced?

  • @gotcoinz12 The iPhone is. Having no hardware-type buttons is a disadvantage. The Galaxy Nexus is a far superior product, and IMO, is definitely worth the (relatively) small price difference.

    PS: did you think anyone watching this video would say that the iPhone is superior?

  • @BillBurnes111 NO it just Disturbes me that the moment Steve Jobs dies this pussy here finally gets the balls to insult him, also who says may you have a long and happy life to someone who is dead and then laughs about it? This man is below scum.

  • @gotcoinz12 um, this video was upload on August 26th, and Steve died on October 5th, so unless he had a time machine (or a crystal ball?) how could he have known Steve was going to croak about a month *after* he recorded this? Perhaps next time you should verify your facts before casting stones...and perhaps reserve words like "pussy" for people who deserve it? Ya think???

  • @gotcoinz12 Pay attention, you fucking, dumb FANBOY.

  • The first guy it was stoned?

  • a lot of hand movement.......

  • I hope Steve watched this video... but w8, he knew that he exploited people anyway, so.

  • SassiBob's rack makes me suicidal. Thank god I have this gallon of Jim Beam to keep me company.

  • Without Steve Jobs there wouldnt be Android, without Android there wouldnt be Cydia and MOST IMPORTANTLY without Cydia there wouldn't be any Dreamboard, MyWi, GridLock, MobileNotifier, Installous or free-lance devs (like me). So, thank you Steve Jobs and thank you Android.

  • @Huststyler How in the hell do you come to the conclusion that Android would be non-existent without SJ?

  • Looks like I'll have to upgrade to iPhone 3G. 4s? I ain't pay'n $600 for something that'll be a piece of shit in 5 years, like my 1st Gen iPhone.

  • For those of you that don't see the significance of Cydia, I defy you to run a First Generation iPhone on iTunes, since Apple no longer supports its previous crap. By the way, I use my 1st Gen iPhone as a gps street navigation device using Navigon and play movies on TV w/it. That would not be possible if it was up to looney tunes.

  • Why can't anybody face the fact that Steve Jobs was a hypocritical megalomaniac? Remember that 1984 Apple commercial? What could be more big brother then Itunes and trying to customize your i-device? I support Cydia and if you don't know what that is you're an ignorant fan boy....he was an adopted son who Disowned his own out of wed lock daughter. Just because you're an innovator doesn't mean you can't be a dick.

  • @PNHassett well said!!

  • @PNHassett he might be a dick. But he is gone, we just need to respect the dead. thats all.(words of a non-apple fanboy)

  • Apple

  • Nice rant :D

    Btw ur in a room with Sassi, with a bed.

    I hope you made good use of it ;)

  • @mardiie They are together!

  • those were exactlyy thoughts about steve jobs, it is incredible, did you come to my house and steal my brain?

  • Tought you were talking about his death

  • Lmao, I started laughing so hard when you cracked out on 3:30.

  • wow, your whole steve jobs rant is so ignorant. if you dont appreciate his inovations, you should at least appreciate the fact that he forced others to innovate further. The current touch screen spart phone was because of how he modeled the iphone. Tablets as we know it are due to the development of the ipad. Android would suck if they didn't have to compete with iOS. Have some respect, buddy.

  • Fucking tattoo stoner.

    This is a person that laughs to a persons illness. FUCK YOU!

    @3:32

  • Tits starts at 1:30

    You are welcome

  • HOW THIS PLAYED OUT: hello touchpad! 3 DAYS LATER: bye touchpad!

  • sxephill's crazy uncle

  • Little fuckers

  • seriously guys???? a woman is giving her opinion and all you see are her boobs??? this only goes to show how shallow minded men are

  • @TheBronzedAngel Okay. This is a low cut dress specifically designed to draw attention to the cleavage. That, and her bare shoulders and long hair purposely draw the eyes downward. What you're seeing is the intended effect of such a getup. Some people just aren't ashamed of physical attraction, and most people actually find it flattering. Grow up.

  • @TheBronzedAngel

    She happens to be a pretty good looking woman who's cleavage shot was not unintended. She obviously likes to show off or she would be wearing something else. You sound jealous.

  • You're right in that Steve Jobs didn't come up with many new ideas. What he was really good at was taking failures of existing products and making them into what they should have been in the first place. Smartphones, tablet PC's and MP3 players all existed before Apple got to them, but they were never any good. Apple provided the streamlining that led to strong competition, which, in the end, is good for the consumer all around. So I don't like apple products, but I can respect what they've done

  • @moonunitenar

    what about the mouse, color computer screen, and the uprising of cgi??? hmm? overlooked those i see.

  • @chrischibird I didn't say he didn't invent anything. And if you had read my comment, I was complimenting steve jobs, so I'm not sure what you're getting at. I was just saying that his best skill was in taking existing products and refining them to be what they should have been in the first place.

  • eww

  • what a nice SassiBoobs...

  • @ChakGuitar Hard to imagine a broke and unfit guy like that is hitting a sexy geek chick like her. She could do SO much better.

  • I love me some sassyboobs...

  • what is wrong with this guy? why would you make fun of a guy that is dying/dead? and to deadsolz, hitler was a dumbass, steve jobs was just doing his job, and to the rant, your telling me that steve jobs didnt inovate anything, what about the smartphone? and the pc? if it wasn't for him, we would still have those slow ass non touchscreen phones with a web browser that is capable of opening only websites like google, thats it, and btw he made the pc user accessible

  • @fagerbag if it werent for him, we would have still needed to input commands to do anything with a computer, and as for the rant of overpricing, yea that sort of makes sense, but its not that bad considering you get that apple elegance and great design, and as for the iphone, are you really calling it overpriced when it costs like 600 dollars? and something like the google nexus costing 800 dollars? even if you didnt need a hanset like that, phones like the sgs2 cost the same amount, 

  • @fagerbag and sometimes higher on a contract that the iphone, ex. 299, instead of 199, and also, you sad that you need to buy a new phone to get the new features that the old one could do, are you talking about the yearly updates that the iphones get while us android users just get once in the lifetime of the phone, and sometimes not even one, like my milestone xt720? then wait for an unstable, unofficial rom? yea, i think i just made my point right there

  • @fagerbag before anyone calls me an apple fanboy, let me tell you this, i dont even have any apple devices in my house, except for an ipod touch, but thats my sister's, im just pointing out how retarted this rant is

  • @zZiBlackOuTZz

    I think I may have missed your point...

    So when you "root" your droid you install a custom rom or firmware (like CM7) right? And when you "jailbreak" an iPhone you install custom firmware!

    I've done both and I struggled with neither.

    It didn't seem like anyone was trying to stop me, they were both just as easy to hack.

  • @norfskate its true that no one stopped you, but apple do sanction Jailbreaking, and if you happen to drop your iPhone and break it, and take it install for repair, to find that you have played about with it, tell aren't exactly going to be happy about it. And no, it's still the same firmware, just without the security features that Apple put in place to stop you tinkering with it, it's only afterwards you can apply your mods or whatever.

  • @mrsuperkiki

    Whilst I appreciate your interest in my opinion, please try and base yours on facts and possibly experience.

    I have hundreds of "deep" system hacks on my iPhone, real root access etc. For every android hack there is an equivalent jailbreak hack, and vice versa.

    Classifying jailbreaking as "just themes" is embarrassing.

  • @norfskate there is a major difference, you have the freedom of rooting a droid phone, without google or anyone else getting pissy. Same can't be said for iPhones.

  • Also, people buy Apple products because they want something that is just going to work and work smoothly. My god, have you seen the interface lag on android phones and tablets?

    Apple makes products for 90% of the world. They don't care about the 10% that will spend hours wasting their valueless time hacking their phone so they can pirate Angry Birds.

  • @eric89074

    Where do you get those facts and stats?

    I own an HP Touchpad with CM7 Gingerbread. NOTE, is not the OS that it originally came with... and it works amazing! no lag... image if it was Android made officially for it.

    My brother owns the Asus Tranformer with official Honeycomb... works great too. Perfectly, as it should, because it's official. I see no lag.

    ---

    There are more Android users than iPhone users in the world already, and you say that Apple makes products for the 99%?

  • @bcta302 Android is not a phone. It's an mobile operating system that has survived because it comes on hundreds of free smart phones that have to be given away because the majority of people would never pay for them.

    The people that buy iPhones just want a phone that works and they don't have to hack to make it somewhat usable. There's a reason the iPhone 4 and 3GS are the best selling smart phones.

  • @eric89074 hey kid, can you just shut the fuck up. pirate angry birds? who the fuck care about that game. it's lame and only stupid ifag users play that gay game

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  • @skystealth22 Ok then, how about a game like Infinity Blade? The developers won't port it for Android because of "piracy concerns". AKA they know five people will buy it and five million will pirate it on Cydia. Big games like this will only be made for iOS because they have only a few hardware profiles to develop for and most importantly people that use iOS products don't mind paying a few dollars for an app.

  • @eric89074 Cydia? oh do we even HAVE cydia on android? do you know why people pay a few dollars just for that app? because ios users are stupid, they don't even know which apps are worth the buck. they just see the fancy graphics and bam. developers are focused on ios cause it brings them fortune. dumb people are willing to throw their money. it is difficult for a deveoper to be successful in android because people there think a lot for that few dollars or even a buck,they see reviews.just read.

  • @eric89074

    You don't get it and that's just the type of consumer Apple targets.

  • Steve Jobs should be credited for saving a computer company from the brink of death and turning it into the most powerful and innovative technology company in the world. He turned Apple from a joke of company to one that everyone wishes to emulate but fail to.

    With him at the helm Apple took products that other manufacturers made as well and turned them into household names because of how much more polished, stylish, and just plain more enjoyable to use for a slight premium.

  • @eric89074

    People are also sheep.

  • 1:29 to skip the prisoner

  • like this if you went to girls of geek ;)

  • Wow...,

    That's quite a hateful person...,

    Yi'd think as a developer he'd be aware of jailbreaking (and the millions of other iPhone owners who are).

  • @norfskate The problem with jailbreaking is that EVEN THEN. They cant acces highly protected and illegal "system" root files. All those android widget rip off and "roms" you see for jailbroken devices are simply just THEMES. Even jailbroken, you cant completely alter an Apple device.

  • Ahhh the stuff about Jobs is so correct...

  • spoken like a true android fan boy. the only reason why anyone watches your videos is because your girl has a giant rack.

  • First off android was a stolen tech and is no way as good as apple's Eco system.

    You are a dush bag for saying that of Steve.

    So loser go fish, coZ that's all I can do.

  • @nikilok Apple eco-system of what? Oversized Ipodtouches, locked down faulty phones and useless features like talking to a machine? NO, android isnt a stolen product, to my knowledge that is just a good way to brainwash people into believing Apple is original and android sucks and copies.

  • I never seen SassiBob dress up before... now you have her in your bedroom with makeup, lipstick, eyelashes... o_0 good job!

  • This vid surely displays some bad taste but only after Steve Jobs died. As it was made before he died please put it in that perspective. But we cannot change history, can we? As history goes I must agree with what is said here about apple. But everyone has a free choice. If you want to be "jailed" or held hostage by apple and pay way to much for a apple product it it your own choice. We however like to live/love in the free world. Now let's get on with it...

  • That laugh at 3:25 when you wished Steve Jobs a long and happy life was absolutely vile. This is not about being a fan boy of any particular platform, this is about having RESPECT for a guy who definitely deserves huge respect in the world of tech. When you're terminally ill and decide to resign, we can all compare your achievements with those of Steve Jobs and see who made the biggest difference to the world.

  • @ForViewingOnly

    "we can all compare your achievements with those of Steve Jobs and see who made the biggest difference to the world."

    When did he cure cancer, solve world hunger, or create new ways to avoid massive natural disasters? He pumped out electronics that everyone "thought" they needed. The world was still spinning round without the shit he made. How about you removes your lips off the shaft of his cock?

  • i see BOOBS

  • BAKED

  • Why the Steve Jobs hate explosion? Choose Android ffs, I don't care if you have no taste AT ALL, but show some respect to the work of other great developers/innovators. You want to be called developers yourself. And ye, go to rehab soon :p

  • SassiBooB again!

  • This guy just summed up how I feel about apple products. Next time anyone say's "iPhone 4" I'd simply make him watch this video.

  • Wow dude. Fucking epic rant. That minute:58 monologue quantified all of my thoughts about Apple into one semi-coherant slur of hatred for closed source media platforms. Right on :D

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  • @risethrough328 As of 11/14/11 I think its still pretty f*cking funny. I bet on his honeymoon he told his wife "Your holding it wrong"

  • I bet you two have the BEST angry sex!

  • Steve Jobs isn't evil for doing all of this, he's smart. Just look at how much money Apple has made.

  • I like this dude. He speaks his mind without any care of what anyone thinks.

  • are you philip defranco with a beard?

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  • best of course :D

  • 3:50 pest part!

  • Omg....can't these apple fanboys troll somewhere else?

  • HTC Sensation costs 600 euro, thats almost 830$.. tell me that's cheap.

    It's not just Apple with their high prices, the iPhones build quality and iOS is perfection, I just hate the tiny ass screen.

    I bought the sensation, btw.

  • @jackfucker1 wow that's costly, the Sensation is $550 here in Canada. And that's directly from a mobile provider, brand new in box sealed with no contract. You can get it cheaper off buy and sell sites.

  • show your tits hony

  • Well said

  • Nope, azrienoch is the man.

  • j.mp / BaiSteve

  • What is wrong with you people? That IS what Steve Jobs did! His death does not change his actions! I loved the rant.

    Hitler died! Why not sympathise there?!

  • @DeadSOLz did you just compare Steve Jobs with Hitler? if yes, wtf is wrong with you

  • @TheZodacan If you cannot understand the context of my comment, then GTFO. Replying 2 months later to my singularly spectacular comment, that summarizes an entirely dull-witted fan-following and its pathetic idiosyncrasies, is not a wise thing to do if you are not paying attention. Thank you for your time.

  • Steve Jobs designed the Apple retail stores, allowed people to test their computers before buying, created the number one company in the world, and made one of the best keynote presentations. He might not have invented everything you mentioned, but he did make everything looked better. Apple has great customer service as well. Have you heard of any other electronic company with this much success? I don't think so!!

  • @JSantana319 ......Google?

  • Liked the video actually. I couldn't agree more.

    Fuck Apple.

  • Steve Jobs rant starts at 3:22

  • This whole video speaks to the legacy of jobs how the only people who talk bad about are high as a kite immature 30 year olds whose mommy didn't love them enough azrienoch thinks he is cool cause he has android phones and that the are "rebellious" which translates into crappy hardware mixed with not matched software and then he laughs about his poor health that is ridiculous I hope azrienoch knows the pain of that disease so he doesn't mock people who have it he is trying to be rebellious and e

  • Love the humor, fuck jobs

  • Wtf, dandruff...

  • What's wrong with people here? This video was uploaded well over a month ago after Steve Jobs resigned. He's not making fun of Steve Jobs health issues, but rather commenting on how he executed his products through Apple and how he convinced people to buy crap. What's wrong with that.

  • @dhiral1991 "may you have a long and healthy life steve, hahahahahaha" you didn't see the sarcasm there? That's what people are commenting on

  • She is such a doll

  • Wow...... Steve jobs died just a week after you made this video.... You're a douche

  • @turtledogg you're not good in math and dates, are you?

  • @turtledogg Not really, if you can see, this video was uploaded 26th August, and Steve Jobs died on the 5th October. That's over a month.

  • @turtledogg Huh? What? Are you in space?

  • @turtledogg You're an idiot for calling people douches' without comparing facts......in this case DATES :)

  • umm in relatity, he wasnt making comments about Steve Jobs health, he was making comments about his business life, had this been "after" steve had died yes that would be a little rude, but it was weeks ago... and if you got run over by a bus tomorrow i dont think your friends would then feel bad about making jokes about you 2 weeks ago would they??

  • you cracked a joke about steve jobs cancer thats why your prematurely balding and trying to cover it up and you look like a sloppy hobo clean your self up man your face looks all disgusting and glossed over may you have a long and happy death and people dont click 720P if you dont wanna throw up you thik hes ugly now wait till you hit that button i think i wanna work out now seeing his crack head body makes me scared.

  • no wonder most of your videos only have a few thousand views may your family take the pain you instilled in steve jobs death from your insults

  • nice boobs

  • look at the tits

  • Do you laugh now he died, u fag?

  • @senkradvii I did...and go fuck yourself

  • well i guess someone has to say it

    karma is a bitch

  • I saw this video back in august. I came back just to see the comments(after 5/10).

    Thumps up if u did d same ...

  • Posted August 26th...He was still alive at the time, So quit getting your panties in a bunch

  • Yeah, cause youve done more for the world right? Fucking idiot host

  • yes leackeddave u r a douche. still think so. someone dies every minute doesnt change the fact that u r a douche go buy an iphone 4s u lame sucker

  • people need to shut the fuck up about this video... it was made 2 months ago

    Internet is full of idiots...

  • 3:22 - 5:12

    Yep. You're going straight to hell.

  • @tohlenforst I don't see a problem with it...the video was recorded and posted after Steve Jobs resigned, Maybe the shot at his health was in bad taste, but by telling the truth by saying the guy did nothing but persuade people to buy crap products that they could have got much cheaper...there is no problem at all with that

  • It might be mean, but its even funnier now that Jobs is dead ha ha ha.

  • Yeah, I still agree with every comment past 3:25.

  • as of 10/5/11 this video is pretty f*cked up

  • @risethrought328 not really ...

  • @risethrought328 nope, not fucked up at all. The guy was an asshole and I"m glad he's dead

  • @risethrought328 It is more fucked up that your opinion of something changes after something happens. It is like the "too soon" bullshit. If someone makes a joke and you say "too soon" you are ignorant. The joke should be just as offensive a day after someone dies as it is a year or a decade. Death happens to everyone, why is it so damn taboo?

  • @LeakedDave

    Hey Dave, Dont be a douche Oh and keep paying that high price tag for unix

    not to be to hypocritical I bought a core i7 27in imac myself :D great screen it runs winblows and gnome pretty nicely oh am I being a douche for saying that :/ oh well....

    Steve is pretty persuasive with his aluminum bodys on all macs and sexy unix gooey :-/ lets see what his lover is going to put out for next gen macs

  • @Driftcorpz I'm a douche ? This guy chuckled about Jobs health publicly on XDA TV. Still think I'm a douche for being pissed off about it as of this being Jobs' last day alive?

  • @LeakedDave The shot at his health might have been too far, but everything after that is still true...

  • What kinda drugs makes you sweat in a wife beater?

  • Hey Jeff, what's so funny about a man with cancer?

  • @alexturry

    cancer is an excuse.... wow

  • i like apple a lot and i like some things the jobs did. but u hit on the head some good points. Example: iPod photo then the iPod Video. lol all it was needing to do was have the right software and bam! u had video lol Any Why did it take apple 20 years to finally have the "right click" on a mouse intergraded??? But who isn't taking soso ideas and making them better? Everyone does that. Complain about iPods being crap all u want but lol have u seen the tech in some of these other Mp3 players lol

  • long live Azrienoch!

  • Way to go Az! You said it again. Steve Balmer can kiss my ass :D

  • Holy .. that laugh was so evil >:D <3

  • also people will soon learn there are not near as many apple fans as they think. It only looks so in the last 3 years because they re-sold to so many people trying to get the newer technology that jobs/apple had held back. now that there is competition they cannot hold back anymore and you will see the actual number of apple followers

  • @00rusty00 They can sue.. r.o

  • u r so right about jobs. he held back tech only to charge millions of people again and again. this guy leakedDave is just a moron too stupid to smell the coffee under his nose. i bet he bough a couple ipods and at least two iphone that he still has to JB to get to do what android does

  • This was awesome! Stupid Apple Zombies eat $hit!

  • I think it's safe to say the Nexus Prime would look like the Blackberry if it wasn't for 'ol Steve Jobs. Just sayin'..

  • @EmoGamer

    that's some underrated trufax rite durr, imho.

  • OH and take a shower.