Slap Chop (2 minute version)

[alphakid42]

I find this edit of this infomercial far superior to actual programs offered on broadcast TV.

If only commercials for cars could be this entertaining, then we wouldn't need the mute button.

[Belieber1gurl]

That's actually pretty awesome

[ZeeJeff]

Love your nuts...one finger...even kids can do it???!!!

[HighGamerNoobs]

You're gonna LOVE my nuts *trollface.jpeg*

[braelin1000]

Youre gonna luv my nutts lol

[Rachellazarus]

I love this guy

[OutlawGeezus]

STFU MY LIFE ISNT BORING.. wait , yeah it is why would i look this up. /: btw i heard that the hooker used that on his dick

[TheLaptopBreaker]

Tacos,Fettucini,Lingguini,Mart­ini..

And the last i thought is, BIKINI! :D

[mikeallert]

He used to say "pops open like a butterfly." Wonder why they changed it.

[JAAstudio]

0:36- 0:37 = "u gonna love my nuts"

[shufx]

This guy cracks me up every time:)

[TheDeathman01]

No shamwow guy YOUR gonna love MY nuts!!!!

[ItsNothingMajor]

"Were gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time!" That was too hilarious! XD

[ccsballazdre]

You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal curious!

[LeeAnna62]

0:37-0:42 that par sounds soooo wrong

[geminibabygrl90]

Yeah America use to be skinny back in the day hopefully America gets skinny again and not be mean but it's their health it's so sad unhealthy people end up in the hospital peace to one and all and happy trolling :-)

[InnocentBearz]

Oh my gosh the food is soo in small portions

[JaydenMaer]

@InnocentBearz FAAT

[jqlsanders]

Lol only watched this cuz of the epic rap battle of history

[ThunderbladeX5]

Press 3 =P

[AlecRunning1124]

Slap chop your face make a double chin SALSA!

[FreyaTalhamn]

@AlecRunning1124 It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a striper!! LMAO!!!! :P

[Wingydingy01]

Press 3 for nuts.

[SuperChesePants]

Wait, I don't put cheese in my martinis or my bikinis, does that mean I'm doing it wrong?

[SAYProductions98]

0:57 nice shot.



[idk66114]

5:57 swish

[TheTwoCreepyGuys]

Watch this your gonna love my nuts you can do it right in the cover

[LCxCZ]

I'm gonna do one fucking strawberry at a time? Lmao

[4whe3]

Your gonna luv my nuts! Rofl

[Animateyourgame]

When I Pressed Three Five Times I Got...

"Your Gunnu Love Mai Nuts" "Your Gunnu Love Mai Nuts" "Your Gunnu Love Mai Nuts" "Your Gunnu Love Mai Nuts" "Your Gunnu Love Mai Nuts" "Your Gunnu Love Mai Nuts"

[ang3linpeace]

I got both for 5 bucks at a store

[boblikespizza123]

1:16 it looks like hes saying yea thats right bitch dont fuck with me

[misterrandompancake]

@boblikespizza123 thats what he said to that hooker LMFAO XDDDD

[SPS148669]

I hate these annoying as seen on TV Ads.

[swedishsamurai]

The Graty? Wasn't he on Sanford & Son?

[DarcOfTheShadows]

All kidding aside, he's a hell of a pitchman.

[GraveHorizon]

The rap is superior.

[SenshiNebula]

Vince: You're gonna love my nuts

LMFAO xD

[harmless911]

I loved his nuts.

[SilverSword522]

press 3 :D

[tacostotherescue126]

We are going to make america skinny again, one chop at a time. You suck! Now i really don't want to buy it!

[Hagge17]

I CAN FUCKING CHOP WITH ONE HAND, IT'S NOT THAT HARD

[trevmister8]

@tobiasbas

[trevmister8]

@trevmister8 Woops. Meant to put that in the find box w/ ctrl v. Put it in the wrong box. I was seeing what someone replied to. My bad

[aictellowjacket31]

stop having a boring life!!

[thenoobshowworld]

0:37 your gonna love my nuts.

LMAO!!?!?!?!??!

[finbro7]

@thenoobshowworld just hit "3"

[thenoobshowworld]

Slap chop. This is the only thing you can slap your hand away with.

[hidingbehindyourlies]

I love how it says "Beware of Imitators" at the end, and he's practically imitating the Quick Chop.

[myunicornisblue]

wee now we can make gross food that looks like puke weeeeeeeee

[ChaseSumner8888]

that man needs to get out of advertising and get into basket ball

[Gunner3210]

Nice salad.

Enough for a baby at most.

[baozeng]

THUMBS UP IF YOU REPLAY THIS COMMECIAL TWICE OR MORE

[bdwg2308]

LOLZ, WHILE THE VID IS PLAYING, U SHOULD HOLD 3, AFTER UR DONE, TRY 4

LOLZ!

[NHLcrazy95]

How can you have a boring tuna?

[sonnifer]

It's funny how an infomercial can be watched 800,000 times on the internet alone. sad actually

[HypnoticPwns]

Tacos, fettuccini, linguini, martini, bikini. 

[turtles2882]

The "Graty" looks like a mini garbage can.

[aaronmurdock1]

YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS ;)

[UnknownMinecraftia]

Fettucini, Linguini, martini, bikini. Yum.

[TheStopmotionguy1000]

keep on pressing 3

[canucksfan25]

"were gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time" does that mean that we get to go around slaping americans?

[Aspire198]

Cheese, in a bikini? Fanny fire = cheese on toast

[TheCIScommander]

tacos, fettucini linguini, martini, bikini. CHEESE IN A BIKINI? and martini?

[iTunesTomato]

1:14 PERFECT

[icouldeatthemoon]

I miss Vince. Didn't he punch a stripper or something? Well, I forgive him

[TheNerfdude2]

stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life

[Seijitsu0]

0:35

I LOVE his nuts!

[SurfyChic50]

Taco's, Fettucini, Linguini, Martini- bikini :D

[FzDarkStaR]

in the spanish version he hits the window with the fake slap chop

[OneOneEightAndrew]

i remember this advert...

[xPa1NkilleRx]

your gonna love my nuts

[XXXbadchikkXXX]

at 1:29 y did he say bikkini??

[ElRickillero]

@LVL100000 where can I read that?

[JaymeeHogg]

stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.

youre gonna have an exciting life now, breakfast to go!

[69IkeMercenary96]

0:15 is gross

[blakegriplingph]

No other class's gonna do that.

[WarGalore]

ur gnna love my nuts/balls/d***

[sh1tsweak1]

VINCE SHOOTS HE SCORES! :57

[chaossneaky]

downloaded gonna go remix it :)

[aRomanSoldier]

Cheese in a martini?

And on a bikini?

Well at least he wants to make America skinny again.

[shadowak10]

:35 Ur gonna love my nutz, LOL

[fishnet4media]

This guy is fucking awesome!121

[guitarlord120]

Isn't that the guy from sham wow?!!

[bask3tball3r24]

fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. lmfao

[Riv42era]

Ur nuts are nice but I'm not sure I love them

[hunterjumperbabe69]

i wonder how long it took him to throw that thing back and make it into the sink?

[HomocidalHippie467]

When I saw this on tv...i LOLed when he said "You'll love my nuts"

[radicallytubular]

Holy shit! you mean my boring life is from my boring tuna?!?! vince-- you are gandhi, confuscius and jesus rolled into one.

[Desertfalcon55]

Keep pressing 3 to reveal this commercials hidden message.

[Ryuzaki202]

"you are going to love my nuts" lol!

[xChriz503]

everyones always confused about the martini bikini part, it was rhyming, so he used them for humour -__-

[xBieberForeverx]

I have a slapchop, it works great!

Except, when you chop it 40% or more of the food gets caught in the blade, so you have ot pick it out, causing some cuts on my finger!!

[340abrown]

Ur gonna love my nuts lol

[boobadyboobadyboo]

ok , so i dont understand how a hard boiled egg with a pickle and ham is an exiting breakfast to go.. but oh well :D .. and ya that was a really nice throw :P

[boobadyboobadyboo]

this tuna look BORING! stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.. lolwut??

[shadow7763]

lol he said ur gunna love my nuts

[RequiescateInPace]

0:57 nice throw!

[theultranobody]

"fettucine, linguine, martini, bikini. "

what do martini's and bikini's have to do with anything...

oh wait... he was probably having flashbacks to the night he slapped by that hooker.

'Should I make fettucine or linguine with martini's for the hooker in a bikini?"

man did he get bitch slap chopped.

[theultranobody]

*he slapped that hooker.

* SHE GOT BITCH SLAP CHOPPED.

(forgive me, it's 2:30 am. I seem to have lost my marbles.)

[beatallhalos]

i mean 0:36

[beatallhalos]

3:56 "You're gonna LOVE my nuts! Watch this!"

[imallfordabulls]

Stop having a boring life. Your gonna love my nuts!

[TheKatieandjacob]

your gonna luv mah nutz XD XD XD

[GreenDayRocks3597]

life is sad you dont wanna cry no more ):

[sillyhumans1]

hahahaha this guy is the writer to underground comedy

[robzdriven]

your gunna love my nuts!  haha

[bobr22010]

106 people buyes slapcho and got bonus graty+shamwow

[bobr22010]

and that graty is what he throw behind him

[bobr22010]

This remindes me who would eat food from table

[flyingzombie1]

Does it bug anyone else that there was a piece of cheese sticking out of the Graty?

[dakurler]

The Jersey Shore meets infomercials.

[SuperSpinarak1357]

He did say bikini plus that's my favorite part

[zenokro]

stop having a boring tuna!

[13megaprime]

i swear he said bikini

[ApeInMySoup]

106 people don't love his nuts.

[ApeInMySoup]

106 people have a boring tuna and a boring life.

[sbk753]

@LVL100000 why?

[MissJellyDonut]

"Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, bikini."

[locust50]

are u saying i have a boring life bcause i loike tuenr when i eat it normaly

[see46]

How the hell is that Breakfast to go!?!??!

[MrJackgunner]

who puts mangos on ice cream?

[hipqqppxxy]

wow slow the fuck down and lay off the crack pipe

[redattacker5123]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[SPKaa]

Kitchen utensil as self-improvement program. "You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping your troubles away... Stop having a boring life. Life's hard enough as it is. You don't wanna cry anymore."

[tobiasbas]

i loved the arrow at 1:15 , i mean.. Without the arrow i couldn't have seen the onion thing. Really.

[truesh1t]

@tobiasbas hahahahahahaha

[nikkicoyotie]

@tobiasbas

It's to draw attention away from the piece of onion skin that got left behind.

[z4rkenny]

amazing !

[whitezombie00]

"Fettuccine, linguine, Martinie, bikini." Best line ever.

[Billythachikk]

@LVL100000 > Where did you see that list? I'm curious now :D

[robbynjonas]

this is useless *throws other slapchop into sink without looking*

[Princerocks2]

:36 lol ur gonna love my nuts

[amberdixon]

de skin come right off - yuh caan fedex it to yuh enemy dem and tell dem youh would murder dem - one time! Love the Jamaican Slap Chop. I love Vince's nuts O_o

[Dracometeor8658]

But I want a boring tuna!

[ct155hawk99]

gaalic lol

[joshbeau]

its ensane i know i dun chop sumbudy wit it de udda deY!

[terikerilife]

does it work with raw milk o.o

[123diddi]

i have to have that. lmao

[PetLover120]

cheese comes right out vincet........no it doesnt........

[espectroakatsuki13]

0:56 Why in the Spanish version he breaks the window ?? O_O

[vvgolfer]

i laugh at this commercial, because of what it says haha who cares about the stupid product

[Connorswonderlaand]

but will it blen... wait.. chop?

[claymoreboom92]

Tacos fretticini linguine martini bikini!!

[obscure60s]

He's very talented.

[ANKEBR123]

He said $90.95

[bobswan1]

your gonna love my nuts. lol

[superhellboy661]

did he just say bikkini!

[sirroxalot]

If it isn't sold in stores, and you can only buy it on this commercial, then how would it normally sell for $19.95 WITHOUT the grater?

[KopyWut]

"Life is hard enough as it is, you don't need to cry any more"

[Mack21187]

KEEP

HITTING

3!!!!!!!

[makeupbycamie]

You pay five dollars for the graty thing, lmfao. The price is added to shipping. A guy called them and found out, It's on YouTube, "Slap Chop Prank Call"

[hamburgtrini]

"we gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time"  xD

[kkhglsgkh]

0:56 i like how it conveniently lands in the sink XD

[kaoruhotarubi]

wonder how many times he had to practice to perfectly throw it backwards in the sink lol

[brookester3496]

Whoa!!! nice shot dude!!! haha

[leylandcarsloverslea]

"And watch this-Tacos, Fettuini, linguini, MARTINI, BIKINI." LoL

[acmecompany]

bought it,, it doesn't work, Typical 20.00 ripoff.

[hellokitty12]

umm but i like boring tuna :(

[23RAIDa]

dude! he got it in the sink

[PrincessCiara2671]

what nuts?

[MySoulDecays]

@PrincessCiara2671

Idk but apparently he said it only takes one finger and kids can do it too :]

[NYRyder1983]

You're gonna love my nuts! lmao

[punkrockersummer]

1:29 JUST BANG IT, CHEESE COMES RIGHT OUT.



[joebroscute]

i called the number and i almost got to order.

[mybungholehurts]

1:25 tacos, fretuchini, linguini, martini, bikini? WTF lol xD

[Broedster4]

were gunna make america skinny again, one slap at a time! LOL!

[liberator235]

no matter what version you watch he always says "your gonna love my nuts"

[ShaytardsiLove]

Gotta love this guy.

[Blckdahlia666]

Good throw

[macgeek27]

that's another 2 minutes ill never get back.

[x305HuStLa]

stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

[Darksiderphoenix]

your gonna love my nuts! ahahhahahha nice throw with the crappy one right in the sink

[aramos8466]

did he say were gonna make america skinny again!??!

[abt7217tc]

KOBE!

[ninja1212121212]

it mustve taken him 100 times to make it in the sink like that

[RebornMB]

Hes quite good at his job you gotta admit

[iTrollThis]

@RebornMB douchebag annoying character? yes das true.

[macic666dp]

I don't think im gonna love his nuts... :\

[torandreflo]

Onions Make my cry!