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  • I love vagina monologues

  • ya tel d truth we want fresh salmon not 2week old trout lol

  • this was hilarious!

  • too many cunts not enough moisture

  • Penis apologies

  • After watching this, I've lost interest in the vagina. For the first time in my life.

    Thanks vagina monologues.

  • she needs cock....

  • Just because the subject's taboo doesn't mean its funny or interesting, I'm sure this self absorbed shit is really helping women around the world.

  • @iceguy0077 just because your shit doesnt mean you are interesting.....i bet you specialise in telling everyone how boring you are....shut your cunting little face and stop telling people what to laugh at.....lmao....twat hahah

  • @OldDirtyRetard nice... grammar... idiot... nice one btw, LOL I'M SO BORING I TELL PEOPLE HOW BORING I AM!!!! real creative just like your vagina poems

  • @iceguy0077 hahahah grammer....played right into my hands.....next pick out the sphelling.....and sprinkled with sarcasm.....you are too easy.....how long have you been such a below par human being......your mothers vagina must be very very wide......i bet it has its own echo trololololol

  • @OldDirtyRetard OHMAN IM SO OFFENDED RITE NOW, if i'm too easy than you sure enjoy wasting your time with me, nice mom jokes btw, what are you in 4th grade?

  • @iceguy0077 no 3rd grade.....i will put shards of glass in your mother maxi pads hahahaha i win everytime....no worry....you can try to beat me next time......i waste time cas ive got money.....money from wasting more time.....its a good circle .....im a marketer.....bling bling baby

  • @OldDirtyRetard wtf are you talking about retard? go back to highschool before attempting to type messages

  • You was in your element, as soon as you got the crowd behind you. You looked totally comfortable and good change in pitch so show emotions! And nice attitude:')

  • wall of vagina...disturbing. yet, this is actually pretty good. lol.

  • a monologue about your vagina is the worst possible choice for a professional audition.. just putting it out there =P

  • HAHAHAHA so much love for this monologue!! Ahh vagina's she has it so right!

  • My interest has been provoked, and I came to you tube to see what all the fuss was about TVM. Excellent!..there is nothing funnier than the truth, and if it ever comes to Ohio, me and the wife are going..maybe I learn something!!. Plus, you did a great performance, now on faves.

  • You are wonderful!!!!

  • my ex girlfriend sent me this....

  • Are you guys seriously arguing about this? Move on already!

  • this is good!!! you stuck to one character the whole time. you had ATTITUDE! this is really really good, great job :)

  • Yay for you!!!! Long live vagina!

  • get back in the kitchen

  • life without my clitoris would be sad.

  • <3 youh were awesome!!!!

  • That was brilliant.

  • what a cunt !

  • You are beautiful, as are your words! I love that you can post whatever on youtube...this is a place for sharing ideas, not hate.

    ROCK ON SISTA!!!

  • you should show your vagina while speaking

  • Is there any such thing as a feminist, who doesn't either have a face like a fruit bat, or a body like a corn-fed hog? Seeing that 4-eyed cow on stage talking about her cunt... blurghhh. All I can say is she's the type of chick who I'd rather forget has one. (I wonder if her armpits have less hair than an ape's ass?)

  • @bjggjb hey lovely, keep your comments to yourself, i am a feminist but i am also a model so keep you comments in that small little thing you call a brain.... that was a brill performance you just don't appreciate a good performance of a legendary play

  • @bjggjb I hope you realize that a feminist is any woman that believes she's equal to a man.

    The ignorance surrounding feminism is astounding.

  • @Grievousnes Well, the chick in this video LOOKS like a man so I kinda see where you're coming from. Next up they need a poem about Charlie Brown sucking farts from Janet Reno's ass, that would be just about as nasty (and as sane) as listening to this cow publicly babble about her cunt.

    (And to all you feministas... WHAT'S UP with that armpit hair?)

  • @Grievousnes

    Actually feminism is putting the rights and values of women before men's. It's quite simple. If feminism was about equality, feminists would be called civil rights activists. Women absolutely do deserve equal treatment, but it's not a coincidence women get lighter jail terms, rarely get death sentences(which should be abolished, but while they're here, equal treatment for all!), and receive tons of media attention when one is poorly treated. Like that stoning case in Iran.

  • @Grievousnes

    Considering that, do you really think women should be treated the same? I'm just saying this week 10 Iranian men, some of whom were only 16, were hung for smuggling drugs, yet I read of no condemnation from the women's rights groups regarding those executions that were actually carried out. But they've fought and lobbied as hard as they can to stop the stoning of a woman who is implicated in the murder of her husband. Even if the charge is shit what you're saying is a lie too.

  • wow.....I came here hoping to see something relevant and topical, but all I saw really was a bunch of self-absorbed women who appear to have lost the plot!!

  • beautifully done!

  • damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn damn you damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch

  • Im totally for this Monologue but this is just weak. Any man who admits it smells and tastes nice is an epic retard but .....This acting was weak and frankly sophmoric. I have seen it and this is not a good example.

    BTW this is almost entirely man hating but honestly lets admit......alot of young men have been taught inappropiately and are not gentlemen.

  • This is pretty disgusting. But, I guess it figures that generic, idiotic, sheeple stupid women would buy into something so unnecessary and stupid.

  • @ImNotYourFriend212 You're a jerk, grow a vagina, then talk.

  • @lilstarangel12 Lol I have one. I'm a female, in case you didnt take the time to check out the profile. Lol...fail.

  • hahahaahaaha lol

  • vagina motherfuckers...lol

    ill seduce your vagina..........even if it smells like a hoo hoo

  • i love you. XD

  • "Don't believe him when he says it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy." :]

  • Rounz1@ if they did that, they wouldn't be here at all, that's what sex is for. Go to school

  • @emilydied Two words: Menstrual Cup.

  • lol :) i love it , very true speech. you were very brave to get up there and say it :) You go girl! <3

  • Ok thats cool, but that guy who commented, Xero0666 or somethin, he's outta fuckin order, fuck him. Ye i know his comment is a few months old but i just saw it now

  • I would love to see the vagina monologues live.

  • virginia? jajaa funny..lol

    ahh i had heard about the monologues but never watch one until now facinating! :]]

  • Brilliant!

  • That is the best vagina monologue I've heard. :)

  • VERY well done! By far one of the best performances of this monologue I have seen so far!

  • GENIUS!

  • nehhh. I went to see the vagina monologues- and this girl did not do the monologue half as good/interesting as the performance I just saw.

  • What is so weird about this?? Aren't you sick of those damn duck lips, those stupid tampons??

    I'm very glad she gave this a voice!!

  • And you cant do that with a dry wad of fucking cotton! XD

  • lol nice! good job

  • We just read the Vagina Monologue today during lunch..I didn't think it would be soo GREAT!!! I ♥ who ever came up with them.

  • @SimpliiSweet4 Eve Ensler collected stories from tons of women and turned them into monologues.

  • @SimpliiSweet4

    Eve Ensler is the author of the Vagina Monologues. It's one of my favorite books and monologues to act out. :)

  • well done! love these stories... XD

    entertaining and real at the same time *amen*

  • This was hilarious; very funny... Great job! xD

  • HELL YEAH. I love the vagina monologues. GREAT JOB!

    My vagina is very happy watching this.

  • "don't tell me it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy"

    fucking brilliant. you're amazing.

  • Brilliant. I love what you did with this!

  • @whoo689 I know you're comment it months old, but it's not purely about female genitalia it's more metaphorical.

  • I'm doing it tonight in french, had to get some inspiration... You're GREAT!!! It works really really well, congratulations!

  • You were amazing! Really funny

  • I just got the part for this!!! I am excited to do this part

  • amazing! You just made my mind up and I will definitely be auditioning to perform on V-Day. Thanks for posting :)

  • LOVEEEEE. My college professor introduced me to The Vagina Monologues and I find them absolutely wonderful. They're not vulgar, they're true. If you don't agree then either you don't have one, or you don't know yours very well. Introduce yourself! It's not a meeting you can regret!

    Excellent job on doing My Angry Vagina, you did a great job on getting the feeling through! It sounds like you had a great audience too(:

  • Osh. Get over yourself. Who here is stripping? And what's the problem with telling people about their bodies? I am, by no means, an extreme feminist, but I do think people should b able to say what they wish. If it makes .you. uncomfortable, don't listen; simple rule of thumb.

    And don't you know it sounds silly to tell people who have lives to get a life?

  • love this!

  • VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA!!!!!!

  • I had the honor of performing this monologue. Its truly empowering to be up on stage and talk about a part of a womans life considered to intimate for most people.

  • good monologue, acting could have been wayyy better though. (just my opinion)

  • my vagina loves summer.

  • Excellent, except for the ending. should have been drawn out a bit more. It was too abrupt.

    Good job. (:

  • Wow I didn't know the Vagina Monologues had to make it sound like all men do this or are rapists...

  • @ShawnEarp it isnt talking about men. This is talking about going to the Gyno and tampons and birth. it even says it likes sex. You'd understand if you were a girl. You just don't get the references.

  • You go girl!

  • Bravo!

  • this is why women need vagina dentata-teeth would scare the men away unless theyre stupid

  • love it :) xxx

  • Love this!!! cracked up so much.

  • Absolutely perfect. Keep on with that passion, girlfriend.

  • OK. We heard enough panocha talk for one day.

  • We're joking about gynecological exams and tampons when there are some women who don't get to have the benefit of these things? Wow, that's interesting. Your vagina is not angry in comparison, I'm sure, because I think it would rather have these things done than be cut and mutilated... I was expecting something more pertaining to the beginning statement about the 28 countries and fighting against mutilation of femininity and being a woman, but no..

    good presentation aside from it :)

  • ahaha that was bloody brilliant.

  • hahaahaa! that was really funny. good job.

  • fuckkk no nobodys taking away my clitt i love that thing

  • well I liked it.

  • Feminism is our weapon against sexism.

    Men don't need to talk about themselves as men, because men are not oppressed, no matter how much misogynists would love to cast themselves as the victim instead of the perpetrator.

  • I'm no misogynist and I'm all for equality, but a lot of feminists make the mistake of generalizing all men as "perpetrators." Yet, no one takes into consideration how men were perpetrated in matriarchal societies.

  • I suppose that stems from living in a male dominated society.

  • LOL

  • More people need to say this! We need to take this further! Thanks for uploading this and:

    MY VAGINA IS ANGRY! >:I

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  • Oh thats great.

    Now bring that angry gapper over here and envelope my penis w/ it.

    lol

  • LMAO.

    Indeed

  • Wow, you sound really fucking smart.

  • u did an awesome with this!!!

    great job!

  • Why hide comments you don't agree with?

  • haha awesome girl! you definitly got that down! kudos

  • I would be so mad if someone cut off my vagina

  • Oh you go girl!! Go rock some more kneesocks, and wear some nice cotton panties while you're at it. ;)

  • Dry wad of cotton LMAO

    Great JOB! I love this

  • Sooo funny lol

  • You remind me a lot of my friend Sam. That's a compliment, obviously. I love the way you did this, it's so fantastic. :D

  • omg! i'm all crampy and feeling like butt!!!! in need of angry vagina rants!!! THANK YOU! i feel better already!

  • Very funny. You could have been more natural, like you were just ranting and talking, rather than sound like you memorized it. This is not an attack, just saying.

  • Awesome! I loved the Vagina Monologues when I saw it. Great Job!

  • Would women be completely comfortable doing Vagina Monologues acts in front of an all guys audience?

  • Would there ever be an audience full of men interested in seeing the Vagina Monologues? I mean, it'd be awesome if the world was overrun with men who were genuinely interested. But it'd probably get a bit boring for them. Yes, it's about vaginas, but the topic is tied to womanhood.

    And one of the goals is to make it ok to talk about women's bodies as complex symbols and as the vehicles through which we experience the world. The gender of the audience is pretty irrelevant.

  • In case you thought I was trying to be cynical, I wasn't.

    It was a genuine question. You think the gender of the audience is irrelevant. But has it ever been done?

    An all female Vagina Monologue performance for an all male audience, now thats a challenge. Would women do it?

  • I understood that, and point stands~ if you can get an all-male audience, I'm sure there are women who would be happy to perform it. Some women would be uncomfortable doing it, some guys would be uncomfortable watching it. It would be on an individual basis, really.

    I am curious as to why you asked that, though. The monologues themselves are pretty 3rd wave-y. Women aren't a homogeneous group. Some wouldn't care if there were no women in the audience, some would.

  • Trust me, no guy would feel uncomfortable watching Vagina Monologues (unless he is with his mother/sister/daughter).

    I asked it to know if women would really do it, I don't think they will. They would feel degraded to do it in an all male audience.

  • In all honesty, if you're not uncomfortable at some point, you're not paying attention. It's supposed to be provocative. Again, gender is irrelevant in this regard.

    I'm starting to wonder if you've seen the whole thing...

    Repeating your question doesn't tell me your motivation for asking it. You seem to assume that men and women are 2 diametrically opposed, homogeneous groups, which is not the case at all. You cannot speak for all men, but you seem pretty decided on the issue.

    Peace.

  • that took guts!! good job!

  • thanks for sharing this... screw the people who can't help themselves and just make a choice and not watch what offends them. I think you did a great job!

  • Often Fat men try to find young women to be with. I dont know about you but i dont think women like fat asses.There are alot of skinny and thin beautiful lesbians. They just dont tell people or you just cant see. The way you say that you make it seem like fat people should be with fat people and thin should be with thin. That is segregation. We are complex creatures and sometimes men are total ignorant bastards. Women enjoy womens company. Get used to it. We arent going anywhere.

  • I agree about those doggone dr's visits!!!!!! Yes, furry stirrup would be great!

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  • A warm speculum would be even better. How many women have had a doctor that takes one extra minute to do that?

  • this is amazing =] so true and so funny! i saw "the vagina monologues" at my college and it was awesome! good job =] this was very funny

  • SlickAztec needs to learn how to spell, or use spell check.

  • lol I love ur version of it!!!

  • yes u did!!

  • I think feminism nowadays has morphed from just seeking equality to seeking superiority and punishing men for past inequalities. I'll admit, there is still some discrepancy on pay and political representation. But socially anymore, I think women have the clear advantage. After all, how many all men's colleges are there? VMI and the Citidal were forced to integrate, yet there are hundreds of all women's schools that get at least some federal funding which aren't forced to accept male students.

  • Obviously no one should take you seriously; do some actual reading and then come back to the table. Feminism is as deverse as feminists, and personally it stands for the equality of everyone. This is not even near.

  • Ok, fair enough, I'm sure there are feminists of diverse opinions, so why don't you answer my criticism then? We've forced integration of the only two men's schools I know of in the country, don't you think the hundreds of all women's schools should also have to take male students? Not to mention quite a few other all male groups such as the boyscouts and male football teams that have been forced by the courts to integrate? Is that really equality if the reverse isn't done as well?

  • As much as I disagree with you, I'm glad you're at least putting an opinion out there. The fact is, yours is a VERY common opinion. Feminism is merely a belief (and willingness to action to defend it) that women should not be denied opportunities or face expectations based on gender. I believe that any woman that TRULY believes this also believes that men should not have to face inequities either. While women appear to have "advantages," they are superficial and controlled by men. I'll continue:

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  • The few instances where gender preference may favor females (i.e. scholarships) has backfired so that women making these accomplishments are seen as less deserving. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone told me I got so many scholarships because I am female. It is incredibly degrading to have all the accomplishments that you work day and night for ignored because of the presence of a vagina.

  • Women and their families and friends (including men) have fought for a long time to break down some of the walls of various "boys' clubs" for which their is no equal alternative for women. If any men want to be part of the girl scouts or a team for which there is no male alternative (which is rare), they need only challenge it in the way that others have. The reason there are still some female-only organizations of any kind is (generally) because males haven't put forth the effort to get in.

  • I could give about 100 more examples, especially when it comes to sex or the media (aaaaaaaah!), but I have already blabbed on too long. I wish people would stop seeing feminism as men vs women and see it as all of us standing up for human rights and integrity. You cannot blame only men for inequities against women; while they still hold the majority of power, there are still plenty of women perpetuating stereotypes or sexism. Little will change without the sexes working together.

  • That was a long but well said statement. You seem pretty balanced and understanding. I think that feminism gets a bad rap at times because a few of the more militant feminists get publicity and it puts a lot of males on the defensive. With a few more intelligent speeches like yours the teamwork of the sexes might move forward a bit.

  • It's from a play. Check it out for more monologues.

  • I'm doing My Angry Vagina on 2/27/09 @ UNLV. It takes balls to perform this piece! I wish these impotent punk MF's would stop commenting on the monologues. Maybe if some guy created The Mini Dick Diaries they would STHD & STFU!

  • This is amazing! I saw this for the first time tonight!

  • Nice job sister!!

  • Are you a militant bitch

    with a vaginal itch

    do you find it rather odd

    that you always smell like cod

    you have tried all the creams

    they work only in your dreams

    Are you a Militant bitch?

  • woof

  • Wonderful!!!

  • That was brilliant:) Brilliant perfromance:) Brilliant!

  • This is a hard monologue to do.  I have seen this one done 3 different ways by 3 different women. Yours makes number 4. I am doing "The Flood" this Valentine's day.

  • I disagree I thought it was done very well.

  • by the way u did that monolog very good, u rocked!

  • i support the feminist cause with all my heart . even though it means that i have to shut up, step back and listen to my sister and my mother.

  • I liked it!