Now I cant stand these dirty ratched feminist bitches and thier disgusting vulvas! stop advocating females to be dirty because YOURE dirty! In my culture, women are clean as hell, and yes our vulvas smell like roses..unlike you dirty females! Lord know what type of dirty jungle you have between your legs! you advocate for women to be hairy and dirty ur nasty to even think that a grown woman's vagina looks like a child! u just want any excuse to be dirty
@iceguy0077 just because your shit doesnt mean you are interesting.....i bet you specialise in telling everyone how boring you are....shut your cunting little face and stop telling people what to laugh at.....lmao....twat hahah
@OldDirtyRetard nice... grammar... idiot... nice one btw, LOL I'M SO BORING I TELL PEOPLE HOW BORING I AM!!!! real creative just like your vagina poems
@iceguy0077 hahahah grammer....played right into my hands.....next pick out the sphelling.....and sprinkled with sarcasm.....you are too easy.....how long have you been such a below par human being......your mothers vagina must be very very wide......i bet it has its own echo trololololol
@OldDirtyRetard OHMAN IM SO OFFENDED RITE NOW, if i'm too easy than you sure enjoy wasting your time with me, nice mom jokes btw, what are you in 4th grade?
@iceguy0077 no 3rd grade.....i will put shards of glass in your mother maxi pads hahahaha i win everytime....no worry....you can try to beat me next time......i waste time cas ive got money.....money from wasting more time.....its a good circle .....im a marketer.....bling bling baby
You was in your element, as soon as you got the crowd behind you. You looked totally comfortable and good change in pitch so show emotions! And nice attitude:')
My interest has been provoked, and I came to you tube to see what all the fuss was about TVM. Excellent!..there is nothing funnier than the truth, and if it ever comes to Ohio, me and the wife are going..maybe I learn something!!. Plus, you did a great performance, now on faves.
Is there any such thing as a feminist, who doesn't either have a face like a fruit bat, or a body like a corn-fed hog? Seeing that 4-eyed cow on stage talking about her cunt... blurghhh. All I can say is she's the type of chick who I'd rather forget has one. (I wonder if her armpits have less hair than an ape's ass?)
@bjggjb hey lovely, keep your comments to yourself, i am a feminist but i am also a model so keep you comments in that small little thing you call a brain.... that was a brill performance you just don't appreciate a good performance of a legendary play
@Grievousnes Well, the chick in this video LOOKS like a man so I kinda see where you're coming from. Next up they need a poem about Charlie Brown sucking farts from Janet Reno's ass, that would be just about as nasty (and as sane) as listening to this cow publicly babble about her cunt.
(And to all you feministas... WHAT'S UP with that armpit hair?)
Actually feminism is putting the rights and values of women before men's. It's quite simple. If feminism was about equality, feminists would be called civil rights activists. Women absolutely do deserve equal treatment, but it's not a coincidence women get lighter jail terms, rarely get death sentences(which should be abolished, but while they're here, equal treatment for all!), and receive tons of media attention when one is poorly treated. Like that stoning case in Iran.
Considering that, do you really think women should be treated the same? I'm just saying this week 10 Iranian men, some of whom were only 16, were hung for smuggling drugs, yet I read of no condemnation from the women's rights groups regarding those executions that were actually carried out. But they've fought and lobbied as hard as they can to stop the stoning of a woman who is implicated in the murder of her husband. Even if the charge is shit what you're saying is a lie too.
wow.....I came here hoping to see something relevant and topical, but all I saw really was a bunch of self-absorbed women who appear to have lost the plot!!
Im totally for this Monologue but this is just weak. Any man who admits it smells and tastes nice is an epic retard but .....This acting was weak and frankly sophmoric. I have seen it and this is not a good example.
BTW this is almost entirely man hating but honestly lets admit......alot of young men have been taught inappropiately and are not gentlemen.
Ok thats cool, but that guy who commented, Xero0666 or somethin, he's outta fuckin order, fuck him. Ye i know his comment is a few months old but i just saw it now
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I guess having one means you have to be one . . . WOOOOOOW there's only one thing that needs to be shoved up there. . .and that's a FUCKIN BRAIN . . . this is like asking for shit . . . WOOOOOW_-_
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Well, a skit or monologue about female circumcision is OK, but some of the other ones are kind fo stupid, like the one where a 24-year-old 'soft rapes' a 16-year-old girl? Not appropriate. Absurd. If that were a 24-year-old guy taking advantage of a 16-year-old girl, the audience would have a fit.
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I really don't get the true point of these vagina monologues. I mean, they CLAIM it's to promote anti-domestic abuse and the money used from tickets or whatever is supposed to go to battered women shelters and whatnot, but come on! The whole thing is just about female genitalia! Don't get me wrong, I'm very liberal about sex, but please... What about female empowerment and independence and whatnot? Why just vaginas and clits?? sounds a little too sexual
LOVEEEEE. My college professor introduced me to The Vagina Monologues and I find them absolutely wonderful. They're not vulgar, they're true. If you don't agree then either you don't have one, or you don't know yours very well. Introduce yourself! It's not a meeting you can regret!
Excellent job on doing My Angry Vagina, you did a great job on getting the feeling through! It sounds like you had a great audience too(:
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i admit that many women have been mistreated, but do you have to be so vulgar & tell the whole world everything about your entire body? i believe that feminism is in itself a good thing, but you've gone too far. to all you extreme feminists, you don't really help by wearing mini-mini skirts & stripping & talking about your lingerie? please, get a life already, ladies.
Osh. Get over yourself. Who here is stripping? And what's the problem with telling people about their bodies? I am, by no means, an extreme feminist, but I do think people should b able to say what they wish. If it makes .you. uncomfortable, don't listen; simple rule of thumb.
And don't you know it sounds silly to tell people who have lives to get a life?
I had the honor of performing this monologue. Its truly empowering to be up on stage and talk about a part of a womans life considered to intimate for most people.
After watching this retarded video.. I have no more respect for the feminist movement.. I personally feel that women should have their right to vote taken away... and be again forever subjugated... that is all
@ShawnEarp it isnt talking about men. This is talking about going to the Gyno and tampons and birth. it even says it likes sex. You'd understand if you were a girl. You just don't get the references.
We're joking about gynecological exams and tampons when there are some women who don't get to have the benefit of these things? Wow, that's interesting. Your vagina is not angry in comparison, I'm sure, because I think it would rather have these things done than be cut and mutilated... I was expecting something more pertaining to the beginning statement about the 28 countries and fighting against mutilation of femininity and being a woman, but no..
Men don't need to talk about themselves as men, because men are not oppressed, no matter how much misogynists would love to cast themselves as the victim instead of the perpetrator.
I'm no misogynist and I'm all for equality, but a lot of feminists make the mistake of generalizing all men as "perpetrators." Yet, no one takes into consideration how men were perpetrated in matriarchal societies.
Very funny. You could have been more natural, like you were just ranting and talking, rather than sound like you memorized it. This is not an attack, just saying.
Would there ever be an audience full of men interested in seeing the Vagina Monologues? I mean, it'd be awesome if the world was overrun with men who were genuinely interested. But it'd probably get a bit boring for them. Yes, it's about vaginas, but the topic is tied to womanhood.
And one of the goals is to make it ok to talk about women's bodies as complex symbols and as the vehicles through which we experience the world. The gender of the audience is pretty irrelevant.
I understood that, and point stands~ if you can get an all-male audience, I'm sure there are women who would be happy to perform it. Some women would be uncomfortable doing it, some guys would be uncomfortable watching it. It would be on an individual basis, really.
I am curious as to why you asked that, though. The monologues themselves are pretty 3rd wave-y. Women aren't a homogeneous group. Some wouldn't care if there were no women in the audience, some would.
In all honesty, if you're not uncomfortable at some point, you're not paying attention. It's supposed to be provocative. Again, gender is irrelevant in this regard.
I'm starting to wonder if you've seen the whole thing...
Repeating your question doesn't tell me your motivation for asking it. You seem to assume that men and women are 2 diametrically opposed, homogeneous groups, which is not the case at all. You cannot speak for all men, but you seem pretty decided on the issue.
thanks for sharing this... screw the people who can't help themselves and just make a choice and not watch what offends them. I think you did a great job!
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Often times FAT girls who can't get a man, end up with other fat girls and call themselves lesbians; and appear on Vagina Monologues.
If a thin / skinny girl who by our hypocritical society's beauty standards are decent get involved with other thin / skinny girls, then I question homosexuality.
I don't know why a man would wanna stick his dick up another man's shithole. That's just gross.
A woman's company is unmatchable. They are the most unique but complex creation of God.
Often Fat men try to find young women to be with. I dont know about you but i dont think women like fat asses.There are alot of skinny and thin beautiful lesbians. They just dont tell people or you just cant see. The way you say that you make it seem like fat people should be with fat people and thin should be with thin. That is segregation. We are complex creatures and sometimes men are total ignorant bastards. Women enjoy womens company. Get used to it. We arent going anywhere.
I think feminism nowadays has morphed from just seeking equality to seeking superiority and punishing men for past inequalities. I'll admit, there is still some discrepancy on pay and political representation. But socially anymore, I think women have the clear advantage. After all, how many all men's colleges are there? VMI and the Citidal were forced to integrate, yet there are hundreds of all women's schools that get at least some federal funding which aren't forced to accept male students.
Obviously no one should take you seriously; do some actual reading and then come back to the table. Feminism is as deverse as feminists, and personally it stands for the equality of everyone. This is not even near.
Ok, fair enough, I'm sure there are feminists of diverse opinions, so why don't you answer my criticism then? We've forced integration of the only two men's schools I know of in the country, don't you think the hundreds of all women's schools should also have to take male students? Not to mention quite a few other all male groups such as the boyscouts and male football teams that have been forced by the courts to integrate? Is that really equality if the reverse isn't done as well?
As much as I disagree with you, I'm glad you're at least putting an opinion out there. The fact is, yours is a VERY common opinion. Feminism is merely a belief (and willingness to action to defend it) that women should not be denied opportunities or face expectations based on gender. I believe that any woman that TRULY believes this also believes that men should not have to face inequities either. While women appear to have "advantages," they are superficial and controlled by men. I'll continue:
The few instances where gender preference may favor females (i.e. scholarships) has backfired so that women making these accomplishments are seen as less deserving. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone told me I got so many scholarships because I am female. It is incredibly degrading to have all the accomplishments that you work day and night for ignored because of the presence of a vagina.
Women and their families and friends (including men) have fought for a long time to break down some of the walls of various "boys' clubs" for which their is no equal alternative for women. If any men want to be part of the girl scouts or a team for which there is no male alternative (which is rare), they need only challenge it in the way that others have. The reason there are still some female-only organizations of any kind is (generally) because males haven't put forth the effort to get in.
I could give about 100 more examples, especially when it comes to sex or the media (aaaaaaaah!), but I have already blabbed on too long. I wish people would stop seeing feminism as men vs women and see it as all of us standing up for human rights and integrity. You cannot blame only men for inequities against women; while they still hold the majority of power, there are still plenty of women perpetuating stereotypes or sexism. Little will change without the sexes working together.
That was a long but well said statement. You seem pretty balanced and understanding. I think that feminism gets a bad rap at times because a few of the more militant feminists get publicity and it puts a lot of males on the defensive. With a few more intelligent speeches like yours the teamwork of the sexes might move forward a bit.
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wow, this is stupid, its not funny, she repeats the words pussy or vagina and adds some dumbass phrase to it, and the mindless motherfuckin sheep laugh at the stupid fuckin cunt
I'm doing My Angry Vagina on 2/27/09 @ UNLV. It takes balls to perform this piece! I wish these impotent punk MF's would stop commenting on the monologues. Maybe if some guy created The Mini Dick Diaries they would STHD & STFU!
This is a hard monologue to do. I have seen this one done 3 different ways by 3 different women. Yours makes number 4. I am doing "The Flood" this Valentine's day.
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Not a good performance. You clearly don't feel the monologue at all. Instead, it feels like you're reading directly. You're flailing, wandering, projecting improperly, and you don't show the range that the monologue virtually requires.
I love vagina monologues
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Now I cant stand these dirty ratched feminist bitches and thier disgusting vulvas! stop advocating females to be dirty because YOURE dirty! In my culture, women are clean as hell, and yes our vulvas smell like roses..unlike you dirty females! Lord know what type of dirty jungle you have between your legs! you advocate for women to be hairy and dirty ur nasty to even think that a grown woman's vagina looks like a child! u just want any excuse to be dirty
PinkPearl691 2 months ago
ya tel d truth we want fresh salmon not 2week old trout lol
TheCrickerz 3 months ago
this was hilarious!
surfergirl19 4 months ago
too many cunts not enough moisture
OldDirtyRetard 4 months ago
Penis apologies
ljohns84 4 months ago
After watching this, I've lost interest in the vagina. For the first time in my life.
Thanks vagina monologues.
theknightlynews 5 months ago
she needs cock....
ultracairo 7 months ago
Just because the subject's taboo doesn't mean its funny or interesting, I'm sure this self absorbed shit is really helping women around the world.
iceguy0077 7 months ago
@iceguy0077 just because your shit doesnt mean you are interesting.....i bet you specialise in telling everyone how boring you are....shut your cunting little face and stop telling people what to laugh at.....lmao....twat hahah
OldDirtyRetard 4 months ago
@OldDirtyRetard nice... grammar... idiot... nice one btw, LOL I'M SO BORING I TELL PEOPLE HOW BORING I AM!!!! real creative just like your vagina poems
iceguy0077 4 months ago
@iceguy0077 hahahah grammer....played right into my hands.....next pick out the sphelling.....and sprinkled with sarcasm.....you are too easy.....how long have you been such a below par human being......your mothers vagina must be very very wide......i bet it has its own echo trololololol
OldDirtyRetard 4 months ago
@OldDirtyRetard OHMAN IM SO OFFENDED RITE NOW, if i'm too easy than you sure enjoy wasting your time with me, nice mom jokes btw, what are you in 4th grade?
iceguy0077 4 months ago
@iceguy0077 no 3rd grade.....i will put shards of glass in your mother maxi pads hahahaha i win everytime....no worry....you can try to beat me next time......i waste time cas ive got money.....money from wasting more time.....its a good circle .....im a marketer.....bling bling baby
OldDirtyRetard 4 months ago
@OldDirtyRetard wtf are you talking about retard? go back to highschool before attempting to type messages
iceguy0077 4 months ago
You was in your element, as soon as you got the crowd behind you. You looked totally comfortable and good change in pitch so show emotions! And nice attitude:')
ellishowardful 7 months ago
wall of vagina...disturbing. yet, this is actually pretty good. lol.
hexedfang 7 months ago
a monologue about your vagina is the worst possible choice for a professional audition.. just putting it out there =P
rebeccablacksfanclub 8 months ago
HAHAHAHA so much love for this monologue!! Ahh vagina's she has it so right!
madamebiLLy82281 10 months ago
My interest has been provoked, and I came to you tube to see what all the fuss was about TVM. Excellent!..there is nothing funnier than the truth, and if it ever comes to Ohio, me and the wife are going..maybe I learn something!!. Plus, you did a great performance, now on faves.
gallimead 11 months ago
You are wonderful!!!!
starlightgypsy 11 months ago
my ex girlfriend sent me this....
Bcasey11 11 months ago 7
Are you guys seriously arguing about this? Move on already!
solgabert 11 months ago
this is good!!! you stuck to one character the whole time. you had ATTITUDE! this is really really good, great job :)
dreamdaily94 1 year ago
Yay for you!!!! Long live vagina!
Sockoidentity 1 year ago
get back in the kitchen
123212go 1 year ago
life without my clitoris would be sad.
christentze 1 year ago 10
<3 youh were awesome!!!!
skyye2009 1 year ago
That was brilliant.
OnTheToiletBeyotch 1 year ago
what a cunt !
satellite98 1 year ago
You are beautiful, as are your words! I love that you can post whatever on youtube...this is a place for sharing ideas, not hate.
ROCK ON SISTA!!!
TracyEFol 1 year ago
you should show your vagina while speaking
007bigwhiteshark 1 year ago
Is there any such thing as a feminist, who doesn't either have a face like a fruit bat, or a body like a corn-fed hog? Seeing that 4-eyed cow on stage talking about her cunt... blurghhh. All I can say is she's the type of chick who I'd rather forget has one. (I wonder if her armpits have less hair than an ape's ass?)
bjggjb 1 year ago
@bjggjb hey lovely, keep your comments to yourself, i am a feminist but i am also a model so keep you comments in that small little thing you call a brain.... that was a brill performance you just don't appreciate a good performance of a legendary play
Athosionwarrior 1 year ago
@bjggjb I hope you realize that a feminist is any woman that believes she's equal to a man.
The ignorance surrounding feminism is astounding.
Grievousnes 1 year ago 3
@Grievousnes Well, the chick in this video LOOKS like a man so I kinda see where you're coming from. Next up they need a poem about Charlie Brown sucking farts from Janet Reno's ass, that would be just about as nasty (and as sane) as listening to this cow publicly babble about her cunt.
(And to all you feministas... WHAT'S UP with that armpit hair?)
bjggjb 1 year ago
@Grievousnes
Actually feminism is putting the rights and values of women before men's. It's quite simple. If feminism was about equality, feminists would be called civil rights activists. Women absolutely do deserve equal treatment, but it's not a coincidence women get lighter jail terms, rarely get death sentences(which should be abolished, but while they're here, equal treatment for all!), and receive tons of media attention when one is poorly treated. Like that stoning case in Iran.
Grungadin 1 year ago
@Grievousnes
Considering that, do you really think women should be treated the same? I'm just saying this week 10 Iranian men, some of whom were only 16, were hung for smuggling drugs, yet I read of no condemnation from the women's rights groups regarding those executions that were actually carried out. But they've fought and lobbied as hard as they can to stop the stoning of a woman who is implicated in the murder of her husband. Even if the charge is shit what you're saying is a lie too.
Grungadin 1 year ago
wow.....I came here hoping to see something relevant and topical, but all I saw really was a bunch of self-absorbed women who appear to have lost the plot!!
Gary190tube 1 year ago
beautifully done!
selenecanfly 1 year ago
damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn damn you damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch damn you bitch
leilagross991 1 year ago
Im totally for this Monologue but this is just weak. Any man who admits it smells and tastes nice is an epic retard but .....This acting was weak and frankly sophmoric. I have seen it and this is not a good example.
BTW this is almost entirely man hating but honestly lets admit......alot of young men have been taught inappropiately and are not gentlemen.
SOJOA 1 year ago
This is pretty disgusting. But, I guess it figures that generic, idiotic, sheeple stupid women would buy into something so unnecessary and stupid.
ImNotYourFriend212 1 year ago
@ImNotYourFriend212 You're a jerk, grow a vagina, then talk.
lilstarangel12 1 year ago
@lilstarangel12 Lol I have one. I'm a female, in case you didnt take the time to check out the profile. Lol...fail.
ImNotYourFriend212 1 year ago
hahahaahaaha lol
Slipknotfreak3100 1 year ago
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nobody wants to fuck you is that why you are all dykes you nasty femi-nazi shemen?
garfunkal742 1 year ago
vagina motherfuckers...lol
ill seduce your vagina..........even if it smells like a hoo hoo
TheMrfrawg 1 year ago
i love you. XD
KBCanimations 1 year ago
"Don't believe him when he says it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy." :]
ktjax816 1 year ago 2
Rounz1@ if they did that, they wouldn't be here at all, that's what sex is for. Go to school
frazbo11 1 year ago
@emilydied Two words: Menstrual Cup.
pierepresentative8 1 year ago
lol :) i love it , very true speech. you were very brave to get up there and say it :) You go girl! <3
RoseoftheRevolution 1 year ago 2
Ok thats cool, but that guy who commented, Xero0666 or somethin, he's outta fuckin order, fuck him. Ye i know his comment is a few months old but i just saw it now
mini4bz 1 year ago
I would love to see the vagina monologues live.
KitanaiBaishunfu 1 year ago
virginia? jajaa funny..lol
ahh i had heard about the monologues but never watch one until now facinating! :]]
patito5angela 1 year ago
Brilliant!
uclaura900 1 year ago
That is the best vagina monologue I've heard. :)
AkaMiko97124 1 year ago
VERY well done! By far one of the best performances of this monologue I have seen so far!
tapapalove 1 year ago
GENIUS!
dudenator20 1 year ago
nehhh. I went to see the vagina monologues- and this girl did not do the monologue half as good/interesting as the performance I just saw.
maybemedicine 1 year ago
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Well Ulrich, you obviously don't have a brain shoved anywhere.
If women were really smart, they'd breed your kind out of the race
rounz1 1 year ago
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I guess having one means you have to be one . . . WOOOOOOW there's only one thing that needs to be shoved up there. . .and that's a FUCKIN BRAIN . . . this is like asking for shit . . . WOOOOOW_-_
UlrichPortnoyDonati9 1 year ago
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kinda weird..
ladiiebony 1 year ago
What is so weird about this?? Aren't you sick of those damn duck lips, those stupid tampons??
I'm very glad she gave this a voice!!
shaundraivy 1 year ago 4
And you cant do that with a dry wad of fucking cotton! XD
QueenMJade89 2 years ago 52
lol nice! good job
lonewolfpr08 2 years ago 6
We just read the Vagina Monologue today during lunch..I didn't think it would be soo GREAT!!! I ♥ who ever came up with them.
SimpliiSweet4 2 years ago 14
@SimpliiSweet4 Eve Ensler collected stories from tons of women and turned them into monologues.
BwayWannabe1001 1 year ago
@SimpliiSweet4
Eve Ensler is the author of the Vagina Monologues. It's one of my favorite books and monologues to act out. :)
mushisushix3 4 months ago
well done! love these stories... XD
entertaining and real at the same time *amen*
skeletonxpajamas 2 years ago 4
This was hilarious; very funny... Great job! xD
cougarsforJesus 2 years ago 4
HELL YEAH. I love the vagina monologues. GREAT JOB!
My vagina is very happy watching this.
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@cerena
all VAGINA SMELL like TUNA XD
dirty bitches
kunzy3000 2 years ago
"don't tell me it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy"
fucking brilliant. you're amazing.
sunflowertheory 2 years ago 7
Brilliant. I love what you did with this!
Poetrychic222 2 years ago
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Well, a skit or monologue about female circumcision is OK, but some of the other ones are kind fo stupid, like the one where a 24-year-old 'soft rapes' a 16-year-old girl? Not appropriate. Absurd. If that were a 24-year-old guy taking advantage of a 16-year-old girl, the audience would have a fit.
whoo689 2 years ago
@whoo689 I know you're comment it months old, but it's not purely about female genitalia it's more metaphorical.
hotkissdrunk 1 year ago
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I really don't get the true point of these vagina monologues. I mean, they CLAIM it's to promote anti-domestic abuse and the money used from tickets or whatever is supposed to go to battered women shelters and whatnot, but come on! The whole thing is just about female genitalia! Don't get me wrong, I'm very liberal about sex, but please... What about female empowerment and independence and whatnot? Why just vaginas and clits?? sounds a little too sexual
whoo689 2 years ago
I'm doing it tonight in french, had to get some inspiration... You're GREAT!!! It works really really well, congratulations!
elisedaria 2 years ago
You were amazing! Really funny
muffinquiz 2 years ago
I just got the part for this!!! I am excited to do this part
Lightdion 2 years ago
amazing! You just made my mind up and I will definitely be auditioning to perform on V-Day. Thanks for posting :)
conniebobonni 2 years ago
LOVEEEEE. My college professor introduced me to The Vagina Monologues and I find them absolutely wonderful. They're not vulgar, they're true. If you don't agree then either you don't have one, or you don't know yours very well. Introduce yourself! It's not a meeting you can regret!
Excellent job on doing My Angry Vagina, you did a great job on getting the feeling through! It sounds like you had a great audience too(:
live2run2love 2 years ago
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i admit that many women have been mistreated, but do you have to be so vulgar & tell the whole world everything about your entire body? i believe that feminism is in itself a good thing, but you've gone too far. to all you extreme feminists, you don't really help by wearing mini-mini skirts & stripping & talking about your lingerie? please, get a life already, ladies.
PolishChix 2 years ago
Osh. Get over yourself. Who here is stripping? And what's the problem with telling people about their bodies? I am, by no means, an extreme feminist, but I do think people should b able to say what they wish. If it makes .you. uncomfortable, don't listen; simple rule of thumb.
And don't you know it sounds silly to tell people who have lives to get a life?
nausicaa1313 2 years ago 3
love this!
sicopatient 2 years ago
VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA!!!!!!
MollywoodLive 2 years ago
I had the honor of performing this monologue. Its truly empowering to be up on stage and talk about a part of a womans life considered to intimate for most people.
theknitter1 2 years ago
good monologue, acting could have been wayyy better though. (just my opinion)
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After watching this retarded video.. I have no more respect for the feminist movement.. I personally feel that women should have their right to vote taken away... and be again forever subjugated... that is all
Xero6660 2 years ago
my vagina loves summer.
karenjimenez 2 years ago 3
Excellent, except for the ending. should have been drawn out a bit more. It was too abrupt.
Good job. (:
RaeRemix 2 years ago
Wow I didn't know the Vagina Monologues had to make it sound like all men do this or are rapists...
ShawnEarp 2 years ago
@ShawnEarp it isnt talking about men. This is talking about going to the Gyno and tampons and birth. it even says it likes sex. You'd understand if you were a girl. You just don't get the references.
jordanalaina1 1 year ago
You go girl!
jfluter 2 years ago
Bravo!
angrymonkey123 2 years ago
this is why women need vagina dentata-teeth would scare the men away unless theyre stupid
theebadnun 2 years ago
love it :) xxx
razorbladecookie 2 years ago
Love this!!! cracked up so much.
BlackRibbonsRedRoses 2 years ago
Absolutely perfect. Keep on with that passion, girlfriend.
circethesorceress 2 years ago
OK. We heard enough panocha talk for one day.
ChavoMysterio 2 years ago
We're joking about gynecological exams and tampons when there are some women who don't get to have the benefit of these things? Wow, that's interesting. Your vagina is not angry in comparison, I'm sure, because I think it would rather have these things done than be cut and mutilated... I was expecting something more pertaining to the beginning statement about the 28 countries and fighting against mutilation of femininity and being a woman, but no..
good presentation aside from it :)
lunanym 2 years ago
ahaha that was bloody brilliant.
elliemakesmusic 2 years ago
hahaahaa! that was really funny. good job.
XxASHLEY26Xx 2 years ago
fuckkk no nobodys taking away my clitt i love that thing
cookie123d 2 years ago 2
well I liked it.
GADJ1239 2 years ago
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If a man were to do something like this and talk about his male member, women would be screaming bloody murder.
Feminism is sexism.
Gooshkinheimer 2 years ago
Feminism is our weapon against sexism.
Men don't need to talk about themselves as men, because men are not oppressed, no matter how much misogynists would love to cast themselves as the victim instead of the perpetrator.
lullebulle 2 years ago
I'm no misogynist and I'm all for equality, but a lot of feminists make the mistake of generalizing all men as "perpetrators." Yet, no one takes into consideration how men were perpetrated in matriarchal societies.
WhisperStories 2 years ago
I suppose that stems from living in a male dominated society.
retrograderenegades 2 years ago
LOL
TopBadge 2 years ago
More people need to say this! We need to take this further! Thanks for uploading this and:
MY VAGINA IS ANGRY! >:I
QueenOfAmber 2 years ago
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cultivator23 2 years ago
Oh thats great.
Now bring that angry gapper over here and envelope my penis w/ it.
lol
cultivator23 2 years ago
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yeah about 100% of women who perform a vagina monologue partake in the consumption of other vaginas munch munch.
spoogemaster56 2 years ago
LMAO.
Indeed
cultivator23 2 years ago
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yeah about 100% of women who perform a vagina monologue partake in the consumption of other vaginas munch munch.
spoogemaster56 2 years ago
Wow, you sound really fucking smart.
NOTxTHATxGUITAR 2 years ago
u did an awesome with this!!!
great job!
90sLuVA 2 years ago 3
Why hide comments you don't agree with?
braquemar 2 years ago
haha awesome girl! you definitly got that down! kudos
nowonderitsneverland 2 years ago
I would be so mad if someone cut off my vagina
ElJefeModule 2 years ago 2
Oh you go girl!! Go rock some more kneesocks, and wear some nice cotton panties while you're at it. ;)
circethesorceress 2 years ago 3
Dry wad of cotton LMAO
Great JOB! I love this
Kuriyama 2 years ago 3
Sooo funny lol
singersong08 2 years ago
You remind me a lot of my friend Sam. That's a compliment, obviously. I love the way you did this, it's so fantastic. :D
fangirl8392 2 years ago
omg! i'm all crampy and feeling like butt!!!! in need of angry vagina rants!!! THANK YOU! i feel better already!
konitabonita1 2 years ago 6
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Her vagina is angry because no penis wants to visit it.
maddingo12 2 years ago
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hahahahahhahahahahahaa
dokumamcspork 2 years ago
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LMAO!
megatan12 2 years ago
Very funny. You could have been more natural, like you were just ranting and talking, rather than sound like you memorized it. This is not an attack, just saying.
uglyxorgan 2 years ago
Awesome! I loved the Vagina Monologues when I saw it. Great Job!
ishha14 2 years ago
Would women be completely comfortable doing Vagina Monologues acts in front of an all guys audience?
MrBlondeVicVega 2 years ago
Would there ever be an audience full of men interested in seeing the Vagina Monologues? I mean, it'd be awesome if the world was overrun with men who were genuinely interested. But it'd probably get a bit boring for them. Yes, it's about vaginas, but the topic is tied to womanhood.
And one of the goals is to make it ok to talk about women's bodies as complex symbols and as the vehicles through which we experience the world. The gender of the audience is pretty irrelevant.
loganberry30 2 years ago
In case you thought I was trying to be cynical, I wasn't.
It was a genuine question. You think the gender of the audience is irrelevant. But has it ever been done?
An all female Vagina Monologue performance for an all male audience, now thats a challenge. Would women do it?
MrBlondeVicVega 2 years ago
I understood that, and point stands~ if you can get an all-male audience, I'm sure there are women who would be happy to perform it. Some women would be uncomfortable doing it, some guys would be uncomfortable watching it. It would be on an individual basis, really.
I am curious as to why you asked that, though. The monologues themselves are pretty 3rd wave-y. Women aren't a homogeneous group. Some wouldn't care if there were no women in the audience, some would.
loganberry30 2 years ago
Trust me, no guy would feel uncomfortable watching Vagina Monologues (unless he is with his mother/sister/daughter).
I asked it to know if women would really do it, I don't think they will. They would feel degraded to do it in an all male audience.
MrBlondeVicVega 2 years ago
In all honesty, if you're not uncomfortable at some point, you're not paying attention. It's supposed to be provocative. Again, gender is irrelevant in this regard.
I'm starting to wonder if you've seen the whole thing...
Repeating your question doesn't tell me your motivation for asking it. You seem to assume that men and women are 2 diametrically opposed, homogeneous groups, which is not the case at all. You cannot speak for all men, but you seem pretty decided on the issue.
Peace.
loganberry30 2 years ago 3
that took guts!! good job!
laurmoose32 2 years ago 4
thanks for sharing this... screw the people who can't help themselves and just make a choice and not watch what offends them. I think you did a great job!
DoulaNLC 2 years ago
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Often times FAT girls who can't get a man, end up with other fat girls and call themselves lesbians; and appear on Vagina Monologues.
If a thin / skinny girl who by our hypocritical society's beauty standards are decent get involved with other thin / skinny girls, then I question homosexuality.
I don't know why a man would wanna stick his dick up another man's shithole. That's just gross.
A woman's company is unmatchable. They are the most unique but complex creation of God.
meradharma 2 years ago
Often Fat men try to find young women to be with. I dont know about you but i dont think women like fat asses.There are alot of skinny and thin beautiful lesbians. They just dont tell people or you just cant see. The way you say that you make it seem like fat people should be with fat people and thin should be with thin. That is segregation. We are complex creatures and sometimes men are total ignorant bastards. Women enjoy womens company. Get used to it. We arent going anywhere.
bmne4evr 2 years ago 4
I agree about those doggone dr's visits!!!!!! Yes, furry stirrup would be great!
sisterboyd 2 years ago 3
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Coriandra2002 2 years ago
A warm speculum would be even better. How many women have had a doctor that takes one extra minute to do that?
Coriandra2002 2 years ago 4
this is amazing =] so true and so funny! i saw "the vagina monologues" at my college and it was awesome! good job =] this was very funny
amberama77 2 years ago 3
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your vagina proble needs a duech
SlickAztec 2 years ago
SlickAztec needs to learn how to spell, or use spell check.
kimthepianist 2 years ago 2
lol I love ur version of it!!!
monkfan24 2 years ago
yes u did!!
yourfuturebosslady 2 years ago
I think feminism nowadays has morphed from just seeking equality to seeking superiority and punishing men for past inequalities. I'll admit, there is still some discrepancy on pay and political representation. But socially anymore, I think women have the clear advantage. After all, how many all men's colleges are there? VMI and the Citidal were forced to integrate, yet there are hundreds of all women's schools that get at least some federal funding which aren't forced to accept male students.
jager290 2 years ago
Obviously no one should take you seriously; do some actual reading and then come back to the table. Feminism is as deverse as feminists, and personally it stands for the equality of everyone. This is not even near.
BoysForPele1989 2 years ago
Ok, fair enough, I'm sure there are feminists of diverse opinions, so why don't you answer my criticism then? We've forced integration of the only two men's schools I know of in the country, don't you think the hundreds of all women's schools should also have to take male students? Not to mention quite a few other all male groups such as the boyscouts and male football teams that have been forced by the courts to integrate? Is that really equality if the reverse isn't done as well?
jager290 2 years ago
As much as I disagree with you, I'm glad you're at least putting an opinion out there. The fact is, yours is a VERY common opinion. Feminism is merely a belief (and willingness to action to defend it) that women should not be denied opportunities or face expectations based on gender. I believe that any woman that TRULY believes this also believes that men should not have to face inequities either. While women appear to have "advantages," they are superficial and controlled by men. I'll continue:
kimthepianist 2 years ago
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kimthepianist 2 years ago
The few instances where gender preference may favor females (i.e. scholarships) has backfired so that women making these accomplishments are seen as less deserving. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone told me I got so many scholarships because I am female. It is incredibly degrading to have all the accomplishments that you work day and night for ignored because of the presence of a vagina.
kimthepianist 2 years ago
Women and their families and friends (including men) have fought for a long time to break down some of the walls of various "boys' clubs" for which their is no equal alternative for women. If any men want to be part of the girl scouts or a team for which there is no male alternative (which is rare), they need only challenge it in the way that others have. The reason there are still some female-only organizations of any kind is (generally) because males haven't put forth the effort to get in.
kimthepianist 2 years ago
I could give about 100 more examples, especially when it comes to sex or the media (aaaaaaaah!), but I have already blabbed on too long. I wish people would stop seeing feminism as men vs women and see it as all of us standing up for human rights and integrity. You cannot blame only men for inequities against women; while they still hold the majority of power, there are still plenty of women perpetuating stereotypes or sexism. Little will change without the sexes working together.
kimthepianist 2 years ago 3
That was a long but well said statement. You seem pretty balanced and understanding. I think that feminism gets a bad rap at times because a few of the more militant feminists get publicity and it puts a lot of males on the defensive. With a few more intelligent speeches like yours the teamwork of the sexes might move forward a bit.
wingedangelofmusic 2 years ago
It's from a play. Check it out for more monologues.
britni2423 2 years ago
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wow, this is stupid, its not funny, she repeats the words pussy or vagina and adds some dumbass phrase to it, and the mindless motherfuckin sheep laugh at the stupid fuckin cunt
theoutsider590 2 years ago
I'm doing My Angry Vagina on 2/27/09 @ UNLV. It takes balls to perform this piece! I wish these impotent punk MF's would stop commenting on the monologues. Maybe if some guy created The Mini Dick Diaries they would STHD & STFU!
DiamondDeeJay 2 years ago 4
This is amazing! I saw this for the first time tonight!
BabyChandlergrl 2 years ago
Nice job sister!!
TRU2myHEART 2 years ago
Are you a militant bitch
with a vaginal itch
do you find it rather odd
that you always smell like cod
you have tried all the creams
they work only in your dreams
Are you a Militant bitch?
Loanranger530 2 years ago
woof
lateralexrex 3 years ago
Wonderful!!!
Carcilwen 3 years ago 3
That was brilliant:) Brilliant perfromance:) Brilliant!
GreenFairyPrincess 3 years ago 3
This is a hard monologue to do. I have seen this one done 3 different ways by 3 different women. Yours makes number 4. I am doing "The Flood" this Valentine's day.
KITIKATZ 3 years ago
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Not a good performance. You clearly don't feel the monologue at all. Instead, it feels like you're reading directly. You're flailing, wandering, projecting improperly, and you don't show the range that the monologue virtually requires.
Wellworm 3 years ago
I disagree I thought it was done very well.
Moonbutterfly7 3 years ago 3
by the way u did that monolog very good, u rocked!
Gusty85 3 years ago
i support the feminist cause with all my heart . even though it means that i have to shut up, step back and listen to my sister and my mother.
Gusty85 3 years ago 5
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you should shut up and listen to your man. Oh wait you dont have one.
TW0man4RMY 2 years ago
I liked it!
TheKinkyShrink 3 years ago