Think Like a Houstonian

[nwr33xl4]

i find that like next to impossible, cuz if you've been living in a place all your life where you have worked, and your city was wiped out, who are you suppose to use as a reference, when all the businesses you've worked at no longer exist, how do you prove you worked those places. what will your work history be. you would have to start over working fast food.

[Htown20XX]

Houston was better before all these ckrab ass katrina nikkas came. Like 1 night my homeboy was over there ella kuykendahl 4 ckrabs jumped him I go over there throw up ck tell them what's up have to box all of them

[pimppat86]

u wanna think like a houstonian get the fuck outta houston

[Acvlni]

and if your thinking like a houstonian drive really really fast

[Acvlni]

I am sorry but you can either work and get a job or go home

don't just get welfare or unemployment benefits and don't use metro its so frickin slow ( I live here all my life I would know)

[midorian12491]

@willubhave houston the 3rd largest city ?

[gamez2111]

@midorian12491 4th

[iloveyourstory]

Just be an asshole and you'll be like the typical Houstonian.

[iloveyourstory]

Think like a Houstonian and run an innocent driver off the road.

[TheMoney713]

i dont no if many people know this but houston during the hot bussy day of summer even at noon, the street seam to look deserted. well i bet u didnt know that their is miles of underground tunnels. no not subway but underground sidewalks filed with cool air and tons of places to sit and eat! nice place to go n cool off!

[djtrixen]

When in Rome... ;)

[keephoustonrich]

Keeping it rich. Keep Houston Rich.

[switchfootdude224]

houstons a good city except for one thing: no zoning laws which means u can build whatever u want where ever u want. and it sucks because high rises are being built all around my house and im gonna be protesting and ur gonna see me on the news if they dont stop im moving cuz i cant take it anymore

[jrbaytown]

lol...good luck. no zoning is what makes Houston so great. you're like the person that buys a house next to an airport and then complains about the noise. High rises aren't going to stop going up...so go ahead and move.

[StylistecS]

It's great until you start complaining. For example, bars are not popping up on Washington Avenue and it's turning into a party spot. Well the residents along Wash Ave and especially Rice Military are now starting to complain about this and they are very concerned.

This is what no zoning gets you. If you didn't want it there, you should get zoning. Eventually one day, Houston will get zoning. It really needs it.

[st4ticblu3]

Hey we have a zoning law. As in a single law, at least that I know of. You can't build a adult novelty store across the street from a school...anymore. :p lol

[tubiespare]

negroes helped make houston a greater city. The people want them to stay. They are now paying most of the taxes.

[tubiespare]

the negroes raped that city

[valerielovesvideos11]

u so racist

[houston4ever22]

are you fucking kidding me those people need to go back to new orleans, katrina happened 3 fucking yrs ago get over it...

[damonj77]

First thing, "get a job" shoot lets go back to New Orleans.

[wrgivens]

I think this video would be helpful to those just getting out of a 20-year incarceration sentence. "A lot has changed since you were out, here's a video that might help you.."

[keseadmon]

This seems like it's geared towards people who have never even applied for a job?

[NOLAFugees]

I don't know whether to weep with joy, frustration, or despair. Top Notch!

[FetchTheSled]

hilarious!!