Chapter 7: Homosexuals

[TanzKommandantin]

I almost bought this book once, I totally should haveXD Just last night my best friend and I went on the hunt for the Americone Dream just to support Colbert. We could only find Late Night Snacks X( But we finally found ONE Americone Dream. We drove all over town. Twice. And he's lactose intolerant.

[BtArocks3133]

God damn those respectable gays!

[LadyOfThinking]

My word Jane, the garden's looking very homosexual this morning.

[knaan163]

lol 'sexual neville chamberlains'

[Mahaveez]

Setting the bar for Poe's Law again and again.

[Kagerc]

This guys got it

[12Altaire]

@Kagerc Dude, hes being sarcastic.

[MastermindHen]

Biggest threat facing America? I thought that was bears?

[Riverweasel09]

Lol, I tried so hard to read his book, so very hard. It wasn't because I was taking any of his stuff seriously, but that it was just so damn much. The guy is hysterical, but I can only seem to handle him in short bursts. Made it to about chapter five, but I did skip to this one early on. I'm a huge fan of both Colbert and Stewart. Comedy Central has the best news anchors ever.

[Aroseby1]

I've just discovered Steven Colbert. Love. Ok America you can do intelligent humour.

[mynameismatt2010]

Lavender Armageddon. Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mogli2nd2none]

hahahahah "rainbow colored white flags" lol

[TomFynn]

"they're sexual Neville Chamberlains"

The sad thing is that Beck & Co are even *more* ludicrous than this satire of them...

[TheAmish09]

honestly i think he actually is just being blunt and funny and saying what he thinks. like legit...i'm pretty sure its a "this is what i think and im gonna say it so that you laugh and i get away with it"

[guitarpedant]

@TheAmish09 "i think he actually is just being blunt and funny and saying what he thinks"

If it was what he really thought, he wouldn't think it was funny, would he.

[quoidanslemondequoi]

luscious lips! 

[naughtyboymessiah]

man's a genius. poster boy for 'no, americans DO get irony'. acerbic satire. love it.

[SynneDennis]

"[God] isn't gay because ht turned Moses' staff into a serpent. If he were gay, it'd be the other way around."

Good game.

[narbodiople]

Pure Comedy



[PercPhreak]

come out of the pantry lol

[TheEthanwashere]

rofl

[D1Rap]

sounds like Cave Johnson.

[ThatOneChick2021]

Wait, wait, wait! Socialized medicine, The Dison vacuum cleaner, bicycles, Iraq? WHAT ABOUT BEARS!!!!!???? Bears are the BIGGEST threat EVER!!!

[sailornaruto39]

woah, i was just staring at his pic and then i was fantazing about him. ironically, he was talking about the part in the bathroom

[StringUsername]

@sailornaruto39 Not ironic at all; it's very appropriate! :)

[sailornaruto39]

@StringUsername what do you mean? it is approprate for me to fantisie about him when he is talking about men in the batroom?

[jonathandiaz8]

Dinosaurs are extincts and they are more popular than never !

[MsKittiVamp]

I love Steven Colbert! He is so funny.

Just as a heads up, people who think that Steven is serious... He isn't.

On his show he acts/ makes fun of like Bill O'Reilly. Figured I'd clear that up for people. :) His political view are completely opposite from what he portrays on his show lol

[BusterBrownBay]

Hahaha!!! Too funny! But it makes me depressed when people don't understand his humor and think he's serious :/ it's sarcasm people!!

[thundersnake1]

@BusterBrownBay

What he says makes sense though

[Skulblakablodh]

God he makes me laugh so hard. lol

[JamesRideout123]

Hahaha! Love Colbert!

[GigglePoot23]

He is so hilarious. Except half the time I can't tell when he's serious or joking.

[tjv323]

@GigglePoot23 he's always joking

[jpmorgan187]

@GigglePoot23

Easy: he's joking all the time

[Brendan1234ism]

@GigglePoot23 He's never serious

[Tamugetsu]

@GigglePoot23 I would say when in doubt, he's joking. I mean, he's usually joking. If you laughed, he's joking.

[FredrikSpangler]

@GigglePoot23 Are you serious? He's ALWAYS joking

[sng1867]

Too funny

[DarkxMan90]

Awesome

[xdrpepper13x]

FUCK YOU! That's not funny! >:l

[Biverix]

@xdrpepper13x I hope you realise this video is highly satirical....

[thundersnake1]

@Biverix

Satire is another way to get your point across without being persecuted...

[Biverix]

@MisterFro9 I don't think you have a very sophisticated sense of humour. Maybe you should stick to Larry the Cable Guy or something?

[rsolgtp]

@MisterFro9 sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

to miss that puts your wit into the red. you have a wit deficit. wow...

[dableutyef]

@rsolgtp The lowest form of wit is actually just repeating something you've often heard. Like you've just done.

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@x3jaime5x can't tell if trolling or just very stupid