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  • bit of a racist title! that is no way to refer to blacks.

  • Who would dislike this? Maybe jealous world class skaters who did it before they killed themselves, because two chimpanzees could skate better then them!

  • damn niggers stole my skates!!!

  • i lol'd hugely

  • they have perfect form and there knees are bent.

  • Soviet russia?

  • totally brilliant :)

    

  • chimps are cool

  • Well that's embarressing, a chimp can ice skate better than me!!!!!

  • Haha lmao really awesome

  • They aren't chimps, they are short skinny athlete skaters in monkey costumes....LOL :P

  • This shit is fucking awesome!!! Lmao ftw!!!

  • Knitted QR FTW!!!!

  • QR for the win!!!!!!!!!!

  • That is AWESOME! KNITTERS GONNA KNIT!

  • if my arms were longer than my legs I could turn a cartwheel too

  • qr hahahahahahahaah

  • QR Boss lol xD

  • Lol QR code

  • WTF QR CODE why you bring me here?

  • knitted QR code brought me here as well

  • thumps up if you searched chimp

  • Knitted QR code brought me here.

  • @NightowlStudio me too :D

  • @NightowlStudio same here

  • @NightowlStudio Me to, I don't know whats coolest...

  • it worked... im impressed

  • and suddenly knitting becomes cool again... well done!

  • someone has some nice knitting skills!

  • Someone actually knitted a QR code for this video? That's insanely awesome.

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  • And not a single piece of poo was flung that day.

  • do a barrel roll

  • *opens video*

    "puh, just another chimp they teached to stand on ice WOOHOO."

    *watches video till the very end*

    "what the..."

  • I don't know why but i feel like i ma watching the original story of " The love story " Love is to never have to say you are sorry

  • So put a pair of skates on a Chimp and he skates like a Champ...just like that as if he's born to iceskate...unbelievable!!!

  • how would a monkey be cordinated for such talent like this?

  • @LoganZone101 same way anyone can adjust to anything. monkeys and apes have similar potential to human children. if an ape gets used to ice skating, it'll develop it's own skills on the ice just like climbing a tree.

  • @joegt123 cordination to certain species is still a mystery.. haha!

  • This is the greatest moment of my life.

  • Never thought id be jealous of a monkey! xD

  • @akatsukifan7777 not a monkey an ape

  • How come there knees are always bent like that?

  • They are The CHIMPIONS magnificent

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  • oh my god i look down to read a commment i look up and their doing fucking doubles lmao funniest video ever

  • lmfao best thing ive ever seen

  • Very cool video, it would do great if it is shown in

    America's Funniest Videos. It is really funny.

  • what is the name of the song ?

  • im so impressed, i havnt even had time to laugh yet...

  • 0:24!!!

  • hahah wow that monkey can skate better than me

  • wtf a chimp doing a spread eagle.......

  • i cant even do that

    

  • pk subban is one of the best young players in the league can't wait to watch him in the years to come and hopefully bring a championship back to montreal!

  • Got some swagger at 1:18

  • why dont we force more animals to do this for our amusement?

  • @djphlange why can't a chimp just wanna ice-skate? animals can dream too

  • @BDG013 no i was seroius lol

  • is this real?

  • As you say, I didn't regret watching this! It's amazing! Check out the cartwheels and outside spread eagle! I'd say Chimps can skate a little easier than us, as they are much shorter (lower centre of gravity) and have permanently bent knees!

  • that. is an ice skating monkey

  • Wow 

  • Green chimp more than red chimp

  • JT IS SICK!!!!!!!!!

  • JT IS SICK

  • they probably wouldnt survive in the wild the Ice skating is awsome so awsome!!!!

  • OMG LOOK AT ALL THAT SWAGGA

  • OMG MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄÄWD AHHHHHH !

  • wat zielig..... maar wel knap

    

  • i think it's not unfair. they are very close related to us maybe they'll also be human in a few million years... amazing video!

  • Muted the audio and listening to some drum and bass, it fits perfectly

  • one like doesn't feel like enough

  • 10/10 DEFENATLY.

    

  • score 10 / 10

  • z0mgwtfbbq

  • is this real life?

  • i hate how everyone bitches about animal cruelty when they dont' know anything about about how these chimps have been treated. ALLOWING a chimp to skate is not animal cruelty. MAKING a chimp skate by means of force or "torture training" would be. I HIGHLY doubt that these chimps were forced into skating by means of of the circus whip.

  • @Armageddon3284-Yes,you are dead correct on that fact.A whip would not be the ideal torture device for punishing ice monkeys.The distances and speeds involved would call for a bb gun.As long as you don't shoot them directly in the face then they shouldn't look to beat up for an audience to notice or even care. :)

  • WOW! monkeys are badasses!

  • He's just trying to get the skates off.

  • HOLY SHIT

  • oohh i get it!. Its sad because they OWN U IN SKATES NIGGA!

  • why is this sad?? this is just monkeys imitating monkeys 1 chimps 0 humans.

    GO CHIMPS!

  • This animal should be in his jungle. I do not understand what's funny here, I just see shame for mankind to make laugh with an animal.

  • @philipchek fuck that noise

  • @JPdab

    What is your problem ?

  • @philipchek you talkin shit on a awesome video bout animal cruelty fuck that its just fun

  • @JPdab

    You are dreaming : I haven't talked about cruelty. I just gave my opinion without insulting no one, and I stayed polite. So your problem is that this vid doesn't make me to laugh. Well, as much I still do not see what's funny in this video, as much I do not understand where is the need to use words like "shit" or "fuck" to give your arguments. I think people could disagree without insulting.

  • @philipchek cry moar

  • @philipchek cmon, he probably loves to skate, plus I'm sure he's probably treated very well by his keeper. Is keeping horses animal cruelty, what about sitting on the poor fucking animals and forcing them to where shoes? Fuck no. Same difference. I see shame for mankind when reading bollocks like the stuff you wrote.

  • @BENebuchadnezzar

    It's ok you disdain all what is not yourself. You are quick to insult people, it's your education. It's ok, we do not share the same opinion about what means to be human. My english is not perfect - I try to say my opinion and stay polite, but if you want I can insult you in French - pauvre connard de merde. I'm sure you'd like to be insulted :).

  • @BENebuchadnezzar

    And please : in your next insults, as it seems to be the only way you are able to make a sentence in English, could you please try to avoid the eternal "fuck" - I know it will be hard for you, but to make a proof that you are part of the hunamnity, make an effort, so we will see the high level of intelligence a human can reach when he just does not agree with another one. It's ok, you see shame when someone does not use insults to speak - and so I know why I'm not like you.

  • @philipchek Fucking hell. Stop looking down on everyone else an making yourself look like a pretentious prick. You think by not swearing you're morally better than me? Fuck no. And I just love the way that for someone who apparently despises insults, you insulted me with almost every sentence. 'Higher level of intelligence' by not swearing, give me a fucking break. You may achieve a higher level of intelligence when you learn not to be a hypocrite and get down from your high horse.

  • @BENebuchadnezzar

    It's you who first talked to me and used disdainful words just because you do not have the same opinion than me. I see you do not appreciate when people talk to you in the same way you do to them. So about learning, may be try to learn to be less a priori disdainful with others - even when they do not share your opinion.

  • @philipchek ahhhh, but don't give a shit when people have a go at me, only when they're being hypocritical about it. Plus I wasn't the one who started it, you were when you looked down on everyone for liking this video, something abut despairing for the human race? Implying, I'm right for not liking this video, and everyone else are bad people for not having the same view as me, in other words exactly what you accused me of above. You don't need to use disdainful words to have a worse affect.

  • @BENebuchadnezzar

    I'm not sure to clearly follow you. I do not like chimps wearing skirts, I prefer them in the jungle. You may explain me why I should see things in another way - and I will pay attention to your arguments - but I simply didn't accept your insults. It's exact I said "shame", but I did not thought this word was an insult. For me it means I disagree to make fun of an animal - it's a shame. This is an opinion I agree to debate, but it's not an insult.

  • wow! i think this is ok coz they look like they're having so much fun :P just playing around like they do ... altho some of it would have to be trained.. but chimps are so playful and curious (yes and angry tempermental too) that these particular ones probably took to it and loved playing around out there.. i just hope they didn;t cut temselves on the blades... they sure got up some speed!

  • this is amazing! i dont know why so much people think that this is animal cruelty , OK im no expert and maybe you are? but anyway dont you think that these chimps are actually proud of what they have accomplished despite the fact that it may have been a bumpy road to get there? look at how much fun they seem to be having and after they seem proud of what they do!

  • this is one of the most amazing things I have seen in a long time!

  • theyre really good but im sad because its animal cruelty and unfair

  • That aint funny just very very sad!!!!!!!!

  • XD Amazing!

  • brilliant

  • the sad thing is that this chimp is better than most peopleXD

  • they could win the olympics those moves. they should have long jumps on ice like this. that would be more epic than just figure skating.

  • This is scary. Are they the second most intelligent creations after humans. They can probably shoot bow and arrows too.

  • @Par5Birdie Create an Army and Drive Tanks, Fly AC-31 Gunships and F-22 Raptors, Shoot every gun availible in the Air Forces' Arsenal, Take over North Korea, and Rule North Korea and change the flag to a Flag with a picture of that chimp with glasses from the intro of sxephil and change the Name of North Korea to "North Chimpea". And Then one day invade America then the World! Thus Creating the Real Planet of The Apes!......*clears throat* eh hem....... Excuse me, Planet of the Chimps!

  • This is making me sick with laughter!!!!!! STOP.........

  • siiiiiiiiiiickk

    

  • i dont care for chimps.

  • Would you please change your settings for this video to make it viewable on a mobile device? It's a simple setting in the privacy options. I love the video so much that I hand knit a QR code that links to it, but recently it stopped playing when people scan the code and try to watch it on their mobile device.

    I'll send you one if you make the change. Thank you.

  • 30 thumbs down for this video?!?! WTF!! How!?! This shit made my day! If he got whipped to learn how to do this then his hard work paid off!!

  • This may be the greatest thing i've seen on YouTube like ever

  • wow they ice skate better than i do

  • Fuck yeah!

  • @bigsteve532 that's just racist

  • Scheiß tierquäler!!!

  • Why cant I have one????

  • lol

  • OK, that was strange...

  • my head exploded

  • as if chimps would do a flip on ice on their own accord.....

    |: just saying...

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    total 228.56

  • @emperorbanzai Get a life, old man.

  • this blows sneezing panda right of the map..

  • Have nominated this for best you tube clip of the year

  • Yu-Na KIM

    wwwww

  • @1800yen Yeah, and the the other in green is you.

  • @1800yen you are disgrace to Japan w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w now go back to your planet loser

  • damn that money got some fly moves

  • did they SHAVE the poor chimp's face off?!?

  • Our cousins on ice!

  • Even though I would love to think these apes like to do this but I think they'd rather be chilling in the jungle fucking some nice looking female chimps and eat some banana's

  • wtf man! why wernt chimps born with skates on, they r swift and majestic

  • Wow. A chimp is better than me at ice skating. T_T

  • this video is why the world is doomed

  • um no mate

  • very cool video i love to skate

  • @HabboHotell302 i'm gonna wear your mother's skin after i put her vagina in the sink.

  • Damn... I suck on ice skating

  • ha. they do look like they're having fun. lol. and i'd bet their trainers love them very much.

    but, interesting - while they do great moves there's no indication they really respond rhythmically to music. looks like it's just dubbed or in the background.  so i wonder if they can or if it's possible to train that as well... horses can be trained musical timing, but i'm not sure they feel it either... do any other species?

  • Hahaha, he thinks he's people!

  • how many beatings did he take to master these moves??

  • Dude Chimp cartwheels and Chimp on a String... FUCKING EPIC.

  • kick ya feeet

  • was in tears watching this hahahah

  • this is so awesome!

  • did the chimp died?

  • Brilliant!

  • That guy looks like he's having the time of his life.

  • 2:06-2:12..That chimp has some serious hops man. That was awesome.

  • lmao

  • better that the olympics!!! i love it. hope that chimp didn't hurt him self.

  • you would. chimp lover.

  • @bluemeate: umm...no one cares what you think tho

  • Haha, I wish I could skate like these chimps. Hilarious vid:)

  • @Gillbill11 NOT MONKEYS and yes those CHIMPS are awesome.

  • our grand father on ice ! respect

  • This has to be the coolest thing I ever seen an ape do.

  • These Ape Rock

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  • I wonder if the audience throw in bunches of bananas instead of flowers?

  • ....don't even think about training them to base jump bro :-) or I'll get the rspc(chimps) ontoya !!

  • That was so wild. I'd never seen anything like that before. I must admit, I think they can skate better than I do. LOL

  • all of the monkeys are definitely real especially the last one

  • awsome monkeys

  • They are very good!!! awsome!

  • Hey look, its Alexander Ovechkin!

  • could barely watch while waiting for oen to cut off his hands (which hang below the skates

  • i'm suprised how they actually have more talent that ice skaters today

  • They'd rape me at an ice-skating contest

  • Lmfao! XD

  • jajjj

    q majoo0

  • what's fake about it??? The overdubbed music? Big deal. They're skating to something so who cares that it's not Conti's "Gonna Fly Now". Those monkeys are kickin ass all over the place!