Jon Runyan, Congressional Candidate (NJ-3)

[venerialblast]

that constitution obviously spends more time in his pocket than it does in front of his face.

[deliciousmorton]

Vote for me I played football and I carry a pocket constitution in my back pocket. What a bonehead!

[AlLicksJones]

@deliciousmorton C'mon now, go easy on the guy. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't realize how easy he makes it for people to satirize him. I'm sure he means well.

[deliciousmorton]

@AlLicksJones If that's the case, he shouldn't be running for public office.

[deliciousmorton]

Why is there a gloryhole in the podium?

[vpnj50]

Ask Jon about "458"

[SnoreBear44]

You're right, Jon. And I'm sick and tired of career football players in the NFL.