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  • Classic!

  • LOVE OU! But, this video was funny!

  • Boomer Sooner!! But really this is funny! Tuck Fexas!

  • Man Ou fans are ugly. Actually surprised some can read much less use a computer

  • Lol, I am an Aggie fan, but this is awesomeness!

  • This is hilarious. I heard that's what the sooner frat boys do for hazing. And before each game for good luck.

  • Hey rydawg....if those wins were "irrelevent"...then why do they still count them as wins in the series you fkn dumb ass

  • I agree

  • All of y'all shut up if you look at both of their rosters all the OU players come from TEXAS! Their not even good enought to recruit in state players.

  • i think the best part was 0:36

  • OU STILL SUCKS THE COCK!! If Oklahomo is so great get the fuck out of my state. You fags flock to Texas as soon as you graduate but in most cases when you flunk out. Oklahomo is the arm pit of America so go chase some tornadoes you fucking retards!

  • r u stupid?

  • @holmes765 -- -Typical sooner class. if OU was so good they wouldnt have just won their first Red River Rivalry in the last 5 years, just saying brah.

  • @z3rok0ol21 are you retarded?

  • @RyDawg918 tew many shroom ssoryyyyyyyyy

  • This is almost as funny as the ou fight song. 59-41-5 all-time hook em baby!!!!

  • I'm a TRUE Sooner and I think this is FUCKING HILARIOUS AS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • O-WHO?????????

  • OMG....fricking hilarious ...haha haha haha ...awesome dude !!! still LMAO :p

  • he must've learned this from the aggies

  • Rofl

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  • @daschmidt2005 Only a OU fan would wear a shirt of a guy in lingerie.

  • lol the little giggle at the end makes it

  • @13879394 OU will get beat again this year, just like the last 5 years! Hooke'm Horns!

  • @iHATEftp with gilbert playing QB?? HA!! good luck with that.

  • ahahahaahahha

  • don't quit your day job

  • YES!!!!! HOOK'EM BITCH!!! Good video Greg makin Dallas proud :) \m/

  • hahaha who the hell is this guy? and all OU has is the bad horns lol....oh and 3 more national championships then texas. but you still have the cool hand gesture so i guess that makes us even

  • wat a waste of 40 seconds

  • @RUSERI0US hes a hilarious comedian, I performed with him.

  • @kremecheez So you were yellin' OU at his crotch?

  • @ninjas0nfire good one, but no. You're mom was O U ing me though it was cool, While you where hoppin around being faggot in your gel sandals.

  • @kremecheez Are you 12? Your use of the English language is quite terrible. Also, that was the worst comeback I've ever heard, so congrats.

  • @ninjas0nfire No just barely graduated High school. Also I thought The thought of someone hoppin around in gel sandals being a faggot was pretty funny. Your original reply wasn't funny at all.

  • Moron

  • How about the middle finger.

  • /w\

  • her fanny gapes after this treatment tiny(.)cc/gapingpussy

  • sluts do it live on cam at tiny[.]cc/fuckmywife

  • Mack Brown did the "OU gesture" when he went on his knees to get the LongWhorns into the 2004 Rose Bowl.

  • Nobody can argue that Texas didn't deserve to be there because we beat Michigan while Cal lost in their bowl game.

  • The results of the game had nothing to do with the fact that Mack Brown cheated and manipulated the system. texas had no business in that game...kinda like this year vs. Alabama...should have been Nebraska, the better team.

  • He didn't cheat to get us there. He advertised the team to the voters and it worked. Don't let your hatred for Mack Brown and the Longhorns drive you to believe he is some kind of cheat. As it looks we beat Nebraska so you cannot really say anything. Looking at the clock we had 1 second left and nobody can argue otherwise. Suck it!

  • 41 Seconds after watching this

    and OU Still SUCKS

  • hey its 7:22 PM febuary 8th and OU STILL SUX!!!

  • It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

    and OU Still SUCKS

  • @savicolts45 No, OU never sucked, OU still rocks, TEXAS STILL SUCKS!

  • @Octopus941 I'm a Notre Dame Fan for the record. I was just goofing around. Your rivalry is my favorite and my boyfriend is a huge Texas Fan.

  • taisharod2112, explain where OU "wins". Is it because UT has beaten OU four times in the past five years? Or is it because UT holds the all time Red River Rivalry record by 19 games?

    No, it has to be because Texas has more all-time wins AND a higher winning percentage all-time than OU.

    Yeah, OU totally owns UT. LOL!

  • @puzzleboy2 it because OU is going to a bowl game unlike texas.

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MrSooner72 I was actually referring to an all-time comparison. Enjoy Texas losing, it won't last for long.

  • @puzzleboy2 seriously is that all texass fans know what to say? Oh boy you're winning the overall series! Im sure youre proud of all the games texass won in the 1920's and 1930's, it completely has relevance to present day! not...... dipshit

  • FAG

  • hmmmm.... lets look at the statistics here, umm.... yeah. looks like OU still wins!!! loser

  • OKlahoma Rules tx sucks thats why they are hanging from our balls look at the map

  • thats hilarious

    your laugh is so funny

  • looks like he's used to sucking dicks?

  • Aww, you can count. Subjective consensus records aside, here's some cold hard objective numbers:

    (59-40): Red River Shootout wins for Texas and Oklahoma, respectively.

    (45) players FROM TEXAS on OU's roster this year.

    How many native Oklahomos does Texas recruit annually?

    land thieves.

  • yea it's

    7:10pm on Wednesday November 2, 2009

    AND OU STILL SUCKS!!!

    FUCK OKLAHOMO SPOONERS!!!

  • I lovee his laugh at the end.

    :D

    \m/

    Hook 'em Horns!

  • Mobilehoma sucks

  • it looks like he's sucking somthing go horns!!!

  • and OU still sucks...

  • love it!!!

  • BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is why I never go to a comedy club any more. Nothing more irritating than someone trying to be funny who isn't.

  • i want that giant electrical socket

  • pause a 0:22 lololol

  • It never fails to see all these OU(sucks) retards get on here and do the 7 > 4 and 42 > 29 shit after they lose another game to Texas. By the way, a little shout out to megan, your prolific OU(sucks) offense got held to 13 points and -16 rushing yards. I think that pretty much means they're quite prolific at sucking when it comes to playing Texas. One other little stat that you should keep in mind. 59-40-5 in favor of UT. Once again, Hook that bitches!

  • i wanna suck your fucken cock

  • The laugh at the end made the video... Given both teams are gay as OU's new hand gesture.

  • this is great!

    HOOK 'EM HORNS! \m/

    ohh and OU still sucks...

  • Haha!

  • bahahahaha!

    classic.

    HOOK 'EM HORNS!

    The Cotton Bowl was insane this year! whooo!

  • HAHAHAHAH

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  • LOL this is fucking brilliant

  • GREAT video!!!!

  • Great video. Perhaps ou will now use the gestures. Texas knows ou sucks. Every other REAL University knows ou sucks.  Now its time for ou to acknowledge they are wanna be pretenders. And ou Still Sucks

  • lol, oh so true

  • We put our one's up. It's our, just like the hook'em's yours.

  • OU Hand Gestures:

    1. Upsode down hookem,(:

    2.Arms above your head, make and O, then make a U

    3.Put a number one up. We do it eveytime we kickoff, and touchdown, and just anytime, it's a Sooner tradition just like the hookem.

    P.S. this guy's hilarious,(:

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  • you totally suck!

  • cant spell Cock sucker with out ou

  • can't spell loud mouth douche bag without ou ou ou either ...lol

  • This guy has gay mans voice.

    ; 0

  • XD hook 'em baby!

  • all the OU fans can put this to good use, CAUSE YALL JUST GOT YALL'S WHOOOOOOOOPED! HOOK EM'!

  • @ATM124

    You are beating your chest over beating a weakened team missing a bunch of starters, and a weakened OL by a whopping 3 points....

    With all the arrests lately from Texas, maybe you should be saying "Book 'Em!"

  • touchdown TEXAS :D

  • I'm amaze he didn't choke on the invisible C#$K. Still funny. LOL!!!

  • Owe you!!!! Owe you!!!! LMAO

  • I don't care who you are that's funny!  But for all you OU fans Obama's going to help y'all out . He's giving the don't ask don't tell back to you suckers .

  • This is great! Gig'em!!!!

  • STEERS & QUEERS....nowhere but Austin!

  • The best part of the vid is watching you giggle at the very end. Funny nonethless...

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  • hahahah....thats hilarious!!!

    HOOK 'EM

  • is it me or did he look incredibly good at that? even though it was lame and dumb..

  • looks like hes had lots of practice!!!

  • Actually, mr obscure comedian, OU does have its own sign. It's the raised single finger to signify "We're number One ! ". very simple, very effective. 7 National Championships, 6 Big 12 Championships, 5 Heismans. care to compare ?

  • Sty,

    I am guessing this man? is very familiar with fingers raised in and about his? person quite frequently. I love that this guy? is supporting the shorthorns in any fashion. After all he? is the perfect representative for Tejas, sort of a walking talking individual wreck of what is the Tejas shorthorn fan base. SEVEN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS!! You lil' bitches; hows that for a symbol? However for the sake of efficiency we will, as stybarrow pointed out, just show you the one finger.

  • yea keep talking shit about people from Tejas especially when half of your team is made up of TEXANS you dumb fucking crack baby!!!

  • yet ole bob stoops fails in the big ones. have fun you prick go choke on a cock with your new hand gesture chokelahoma isn't shit with out texas i mean look at your roster that says it all!!! oh and quit living in the past loser this is now and now means us kicking your ass!!!

  • Actually, that's the hand sign of whoever happens to actually be #1 at the time. Holding up the #1 finger when you aren't #1 = posers.

  • take a fucking joke.

  • well done sir... well done.

    Hook 'em

  • Love it. Here's an oldie but goodie, told to me surprisingly by an Oklahomian(?)

    "Why does Oklahoma suck?

    Because if they didn't, Texas would fall into the Gulf"

  • that is absolutely great! lol i had never heard that one before. HOOK 'EM!!!! :)

  • how are OU and weed the same?

    they both get smoked in a bowl

  • u dick is the size of my adopted baby asian brother's

  • Looks like most of the OU fans I've met.

    It's 6:10 on Friday the 16 of November and OU still SUCKS!

    "HOOK EM"

  • Hahahaha, that was amazing

    Hook em!

  • From what I heard in the video, I don't think this guy is partial to either team. He's just trying to stir up trouble, and man are you guys fueling his fire. Just calm down...

  • An efiminate texan looking for a reason to act like he's sucking a dick. Why perpetuate the stereotype we already have. I'm a Texan and I approve this message.

  • i like how all you OU fans not only take offense to that, but attack how good he is at doing it... for one, take a fucking joke, and two, you try making that gesture, you'll be surprised at how good you are at making it. You guys make it seem like he needs practice to do something like that. grow the fuck up

  • F'n classic! OU SUCKS!!!

  • That dude seemed especially talented at cupping the balls!!!  Hmmm, I'm thinkin that wasnt his first go-round!!

  • Love how all the sooners can't seem to take a joke

  • OU has always had a hand gesture. Index finger raised high, indicating we're number one...

    OU 7 / TX 4 - National Championships

    OU 42 / TX 29 - Conference Championships

    The reason why you raise two fingers, you ignorant fool, is because you'll always be second best.

    Furthermore, if you wanna talk about symbolism... Think of what Oklahoma is shaped like.... OK, now who's cradling those nuts???

    TEXAS SUCKS!!!

  • Except you roasted in every BCS game. BSU owned you, WVU owned you, and Florida owned you. CHOKLAHOMO. Texas rolls this weekend.

  • Alabama Rolls. Texas Hooks 'em.

    Get it right.

  • Oh shut the fuck up.

  • At least last year we MADE it to the National Championship, by the way did yall have fun in the fucking Fiesta Bowl ?

    Make that LOSiNG at the fiesta bowl? && obviously they didn't think you cock succkers were good enough, && nice, you got beat by Oregon ? You didn't do any better than us last year at the Bowl games.

  • Reminder: ou is a Pretender. When the Horns EARN their way to the National Championship, WE WIN. ou sneaks their way in and do what lose. Bottom line ou still Sucks.

  • Hey retard Texas played Ohio State last year in the Fiesta Bowl and won. Also, no one gives a shit about teams who lose the National Championship. There isn't a special place in college football history for teams who lose the National Championship. If you're going to talk shit make sure you know your shit first.

  • Great response. Let see; ou snuck in against The University of Florida and did what>>LOST.  ou snuck in against LSU and did what>>LOST

    The University of Texas earns their way into the Championship game agains USC and did what? That's right you ou wanna be's, WON The National Championship. Enough said

  • you are definitely retarded gangsta. watch college football before running your mouth. durrrr durrrr you lost to oregon duuuurrrrr lol texas didnt even play them

  • dont forget about LSU!

  • You just called Oklahoma "America's Balls". Are you really proud?

  • yea the U is shaped like a nut dumbass

  • A comedian? Glad you think so!

    Also, you seem to have a great amount of experience working your hands (and mouth) in that way. And then you get additional pointers from UT fans on how to finish. Interesting.

  • Learn to take a joke, cOcksUcker.

  • amazing!!

  • Haha...classic!

  • Good Job Redneck HOrn Pussies!!!!!! Try winning your division occasionally hicks.

  • who are you calling hicks, trailer trash? you do know that texas has many of the nations top wealthiest cities right? including number 1 haha

  • don't forget to cup the balls

  • It's actually even slightly less gay than TAMU's gig'em hand gesture.

  • I think you are onto something.

  • What makes it so funny is that OU really does suck.

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  • To all the illiterate OU fans Suck a FAT NUT! This is Fucking hilarious!!!

    Thanks Greg for being so inventive on behalf of OU, as they obviously could not think of a gesture themselves(other than the one gay ass horns down).

    No matter what your opinion about this, Lets just agree that the score will tell the true tale.

    (45-35!!! BITCHES)

    Hookem!!!

  • To all the illiterate OU fans Suck a FAT NUT! This is Fucking hilarious!!!

    Thanks Greg for being so inventive on behalf of OU, as they obviously could not think of a gesture themselves(other than the one gay ass horns down).

    No matter what your opinion about this, Lets just agree that the score will tell the true tale.

    (45-35 !!! BITCHES)

    Hookem!!!

  • To all the illiterate OU fans Suck a FAT NUT! This is Fucking hilarious!!!

    Thanks Greg for being so inventive on behalf of OU, as they obviously could not think of a gesture themselves(other than the one gay ass horns down).

    No matter what your opinion about this, Lets just agree that the score will tell the true tale.

    Hookem!!!

  • Greatest video ever. boomer sooner my nut suck you inbred horns down cunt bags.

  • You're a fucking fag and embarassment to human life. Stop wasting my oxygen

  • LOLLL

    made my day!

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah

  • Wow, Greg.. You're a natural at the dick-sucking motions..... Congratulations, shorthorn ;-)

  • lolz, 5 stars sir

  • Just in case you want to see their hand gesture,

    watch?v=PGY-09DFyoQ

    Comedy is funny if it's true. So really, your "joke" makes you look like a dumb ass.

  • Precisely correct, bweazel!!! Arrogance is one of UT's favorite things! Semper Fi! Boomer Sooners! :)

  • Comedy can also be funny if it's not true. OU isn't #1, yet they still have hopes by sticking out their index finger.

    "NUMBA OOOONE!!! oh wait...we're not even top 10..."

    The jokes' on OU and, quite frankly, it makes ya'll look like dumb asses.

    hook'em horns \m/

  • See? Now that would have been funny if he would have done it your way. Truth and ridicule always make for a better joke than a lie and ignorance. Just by saying what you did and going hey, I've got a better sign for you sooners, a more fitting one, then finished his joke the way he did, it would have been classic. But no, real comedy is not funny if it's a lie or grossly misinformed. Maybe for morons or people who don't know any better it is. Just my opinion though.

  • Actually, as much as I hate to say it, they do have a hand gesture. It's No. 1. Naturally, Texans being Texans would like to overlook this truth, but it is their hand gesture. Oh ya. Screw you Sooners and fuck you too Texas.

  • fuck u to bitch

  • ahhhh comeon!

  • Can you please love me for who I am as a person, Dave?

  • im down zuzuzuzu

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  • I'll remember you! Don't come to oklahoma to do any of your stupid ass jokes unless you want to be butt fucked you piece of shit!

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  • chichachucha -

    Oooh that threat didn't sound gay at all.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's what you're into.

  • uh, because people in oklahoma like going all "Deliverance" on unsuspecting tourists? Makes sense.

  • I thought comedians were suppose to be funny....not just funny lookin! Hey-oh!

  • Appropriate? No

    Hilarius? Hell Yah

  • You guys must be Ou fans that was funny

  • Did your B/F come up with that?

  • love that lafter in the end

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  • nigga you gay

  • You must be a great comedian...I mean look at your awesome apartment...Nice light switch fag!

  • Stupid ass...Who are you....Yeah keep on playing on stupid ass local bars. Nobody knows who you are!

  • lol yah, comedian my ass , this guys a fuckin no one

  • I've seen him on TV. Go look him up. LOL

  • WOW! That was freakinnn awesome!

    HOOK EM HORNS (OU CAN GO SUCK SOMETHING)

  • Hook 'em!

  • LMAO! that was genius.