How to Keep Kosher

[superpiemonster]

@thecastman97 ah I see you have good taste my friend yes Alaska pollock is kosher as it has both scales and fins

[twistedbydsign99]

you can eat certain bugs, john the baptist ate grasshoppers and honey.

[emcee2456]

I'm just curious, why does one need to seperate the dairy and the meat to keep kosher?

[porkere]

@emcee2456 there is a law brought down about it in the old testament because when the jews recieved the torah (old testament) on the mount sinai there were no laws about keeping kosher but g-d issued this law and all jews had to throw out all thier old stuff because they cooked the 2 together you can also not eat milk after meat but you can eat meat after milk

[yuvalkb]

@emcee2456 because it's a jewish law that you are not supposed to eat a cub with his others milk.

[emcee2456]

@yuvalkb Oh thank you!

[MultiRump]

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[Lamovec]

Don't eat lobsters, crabs and shrimps? Hell, I know what these things are eating but hey-they can transform it into something much different (delicious meat) and every meat is basically the same matter. No meat+dairy in 6 hours? I've never noticed any difficulties eating them together, since they are similar carbohydrates and Ca+Fe isn't lethal mixture. And there is no way to stuff 2 sets of dishware in my small kitchen, not speaking about 2 sinks/washing machines. So no kosher for me, sorry.

[thecastman97]

Alaskan pollock and hoki kosher?

[wrg1183]

This is Rabbinic Kosher mixed with Biblical. Not everything here is true.

[Jewdicris]

@wrg1183 They said it has Rabbinic law in it as well. Anyway, according to the Torah, you have to follow Rabbinic law as well.

[wrg1183]

@Jewdicris Where is it written in the Torah of Moshe to follow the laws of man??? Book chapter and verse please.

[Jewdicris]

@wrg1183 Devarim chapter 17: 11-12.

Now suck it.

[wrg1183]

@Jewdicris 11 (((In accordance with the Torah they teach you))),

you are to carry out the judgment they render, not turning aside to the right or the left from the verdict they declare to you. 12 Anyone presumptuous enough not to pay attention to the cohen appointed there to serve ADONAI your God or to the judge - that person must die. Thus you will exterminate such wickedness from Isra'el

It is not according to the Word of man, it is according to the Word of God. TORAH.

You are a christian

[Jewdicris]

@wrg1183 Exactly. And who are the judges? The people who merited the right to be one. The people who are disscussing law in the Talmud.

I'm not a christain because I fail to believe in their god. I am a Jew because I do what the Torah commands. You are a blasphamist.

[wrg1183]

@Jewdicris The Scripture noted is the Torah of Moshe. Talmud does not exist in Scripture. Of course if you were Yahudim you would know this. You are definitely a christian!!

[Jewdicris]

@wrg1183 Well you are certainly niether a Jew nor Christain because you have no idea about the beliefs of both.

[wrg1183]

@Jewdicris Come back to see me when you can quit posing as a Jew.

[porkere]

@wrg1183 i apologize for my race some jews think they know it all when they dont

[wrg1183]

@porkere No need to aplogise. YHVH has made idiots in all races. :o}

[wrg1183]

@Jewdicris That has absolutely nothing to do with Talmudic law.

[CyrLiam]

I'm a jew and I ate Lobster, Crab, and shrimp at the Re Lobster about a month ago, ah I'm a ba jew, well whatever I geuss I don't care anyways :o

[Adipatus]

Please ditch Judaism and give secularism or atheism a try. It's less useless work ; less stoopid too.

[Adipatus]

Convert to Jainism, the true Religion of Peace.

[brian9827]

ahhh fuck it ... too hard

[MYChemicalLyrics]

step 8, 1:38, wouldn't the milk go bad after 6 hours?

[Bongofury361]

What a lot of nonsense! What is with the paranoia of meat coming into contact with dairy?

What about that most famous of jewish sandwiches...THE REUBEN!

Just bullshit ritual!

[thecastman97]

@Bongofury361 ...cause it isint healthy?

[shmuli9]

@Bongofury361 It's not a paranoia... it just separates people of a certain religion from people who will put ANYTHING in their mouths (oh, and yes, I know that has a double-meaning)... As for the Rueben, guess what? It was created specifically for goyishe eaters...

[gagagaaj]

who leaves milk out for 6 hours then drinks it? rofl

[Aydee2020]

well jews made fun of islam

[miesrah12]

@Aydee2020 damn jews!

[Aydee2020]

@snailmaze69 nope.do u even know the definition of cannibalism?

[Lauen324]

@snailmaze69 err..... no

[VloggerGal90]

well then you are racist. and there is no reason to dislike someone for their religion.

[Johnnybones4]

ok.....

[demous76]

i do agree with you

[kkoloftt]

whats Kosher?

[shamoo7000]

kosher for the most part is the term for jewish dietary laws

[NYCrazyRob]

Step 12 sounds like OCD.

[Crazy4pie1]

Alright, people, shut yer traps. This is a freaking video about freaking keeping kosher, not an open invitation to vent all of your Anti-Semetic beliefs.

Besides, it's not just Jews who keep kosher. Keeping kosher has become popular among health nuts as well...makes no sense to me, I mean who would WILLINGLY eat matzah?

[snailmaze69]

what about if your lost/starving in the wilderness. Did you know that the Locust is considered kosher. Ohh those jews...gotta love'em

[shamoo7000]

if ur lost and starving in the wilderness or in any life threatening situation even the most chasidic rabbis say u shud and even HAVE to eat anything to save ur life even pig!

[brandonplaysguitar16]

seems like a lot of effort for something fictitious

[geico1212]

the butter flew! lol

[workingthrash]

Those kosher sybols aren't free to the food companies... even some toothpastes have it.. Rabbis are being payed to bless food.

I wonder where are that money is going.

Myabe towards the mass genocide of the Palestinian people!!!

oh oh you see what I did there?

Just opened up a world of shit!

LOL

[mandolorain]

rabbis dont bless food dumbass, if u knew anything about jews then u would know that. palestinian ppl attk israel 1st, thats y they kill them

[apriswajaya]

wow, i wonder how people survive doing this routine everyday

[wackedout991]

wow thats one fucked up religion.

[rachelizzie]

I'm actually allergic to pork. I was born Jewish. :p It doesn't matter though, I'm a vegetarian anyway.

[Evanh52]

those rules are fucking ridiculous.

[Gvf77x]

I'm amazed on how un-ignorant you are.

[Evanh52]

@Gvf77x I wrote that 5 months ago! Don't you have anything better to do than read old ass comments that are just silly opinions?

[Gvf77x]

This was the first time I saw this video,and I was reading through the comments.

And I replied my opinion.

Isn't that what this is for?

[Evanh52]

@Gvf77x

Indeed it is good sir, indeed it is.

[silverponylover999]

wow I just thought you couldn't eat a pig O.o How do people do that? I could never live with waiting six hours before drinking my milk or something it just seems odd to me probly cause I havn't llived that way but o well lol

[SuperEpicWin]

it would be so much easier if they will just say "screw this, bring in the pork chops!"

[ARMOROID5000]

Kind of sounds like a first century food safty guide on how to not get sick.

Makes sense since there wasn't refrigeration.

Sorry that they don't get the joy elicited from the wholesale carnage of crab eating!

Don't know what they missing.

I'm sure back then people would get sick from shell fish.

Why all the vids suddenly about jew stuff??

[plievano]

THEY KILLED OUR LORD!

[tooskool4cool]

i am catholic, and it is true that jesus was a jew himself mr. plievano! so embrace all races and dont judge!

[plievano]

im sorry if i offended anyone, my comment was purely for entertainment, im pretty sure a couple people grinned or smiled after reading it!

[whitesunmd]

i don't recomend anyone to see how jews cut up cows traditionaly

[PeaceISL]

why, is it bad

[Crazy4pie1]

Yeah, it's pretty gross, but at least they kill the cows humanely.

[dNcream09]

the way to keep kosher is by getting out your tongs and giving your sideburns a little pampering

[Housefanatic1]

It's actually really easy.

[KenzieLynnLovesLife]

that was pretty much the most confusing thing i heard for a while. its interesting that people still follow this.

[GoSuNiguy]

Basically every kitchen nowadays.

[TkrB]

i don't hate the jews cuz i aint against them by any means but shit man these are some dumb traditions that only dumbasses would follow.

[Housefanatic1]

They're religious rules just like christians have certain rules they have to follow.

[snager80]

like what?

[Housefanatic1]

Like Catholics can't have abortions and stuff like that, sorry I can't go into detail......I'm Jewish lol.

[snager80]

sounds like Jewish is better than christian. =D i suspected as much!

[crazywanch101]

Jeudiesm(can't spell) and Christianity are 2 totally different religions one makes sense and the other doesn't.Jewish people do not believe in the savior Jesus Christ. Jesus RULES

[snager80]

i'd say neither one makes sense. but at least the Jewish Community here in America is, how should i say this.. easier to stomach. i'd rather join them if i had to join a judo-christian religion.

but i agree, Jesus is kool. he is the most effeminate male in the whole book, and everyone loves him for it!

[Housefanatic1]

well I'm not going to choose sides, but I love everything about being Jewish =] I embrace it!

[snager80]

that's wonderful! XD though, those 'self-hating' jews are still friggin' adorable!

at my school, you know what Jewish people looked like? blond hair, blue eyes, tiny noses. XD don't know why.

[Housefanatic1]

My nose is neither big nor small either. Being Jewish doesn't mean that you have to have the big nose and wear a kippah all the time, it's just a religion, like if you see a pregnant lady on the street, you don't assume she's catholic just because she didn't decide to get an abortion right?

[snager80]

XD i might if she was too young to be preggers. but it may also be a southern baptist thing. southern baptist is the WORST, one of the worst religions in the world, i think. one of the most hateful.

also: my nose is bigish but also PERFECT! you can see me in the vlogs. i mean, have you EVER seen a nose to strate? =P

[workingthrash]

No but being Hebrew does. LOL

[Housefanatic1]

what do you mean?

[xeatxsleepxcheer]

chirstians have to follow of giving up something for a month called lent. and i think you cant eat meat during lent. im not sure. im jewishh and catholic :D

[sparcal54]

No meat on Fridays, in my branch of the religion.

[shamoo7000]

how are you jewish and catholic????

[xeatxsleepxcheer]

my dad is catholic and my mom is jewish

[vienkyhotty]

no wonder the germans hated them. couldnt even get a proper meal wen they came to a jews home. lol

[danbrown4life]

*om nom nom* =(^_^)=

[milkdud676]

i second that

[Adipatus]

♫

Also, you might consider ditching Judaism, opting instead for a less neurotic religion like Taoism, Buddhism, or Veganism. Better yet, keep away from religion altogether, since religion is basically nonsense. ♪

[Orthagoni]

@Adipatus

yes of course, veganism is Totally a religion, O.o it's the ideology of not giving money to a industry that abuses animals and no religion. or would you call for example capitalism a religion?

[Adipatus]

@Orthagoni

Convert to Jainism, the true Religion of Peace.

[fighterjoe22]

wow complex. :S my head is spinning. Thx for sharing though! :D

[123jie]

wow why do people make life so complicated no offense though

[tv4polo]

i have the rules for jews too much >:(

[lilbinaz]

eels and lungfish dont have scales and fins also they meant frogs and turtles and such

[lilbinaz]

lol jews are a race and a religion lol man i love when ppl have no idea what they are talking about when they answer. there most definately is a jewish race.

[hobodude47]

lol wat fish doesnt have fins and scales?

[SaintRi]

I'm not a Jew, but I've been eating Kosher for over a year now. It's actually better for you, at least in my experience, and your body gets used to it after a while. A few months ago, I ate a piece of pork and got really, really sick. I won't be doing that again.

[Housefanatic1]

I've done that by accident once lol. I got food poisioning and was inthe hospital and everything after I ate pork. I felt sooo bad (and still do) even though it was accidental.

[legodude666]

Jews aren't a race, they're a group of religious people. Just like Muslims aren't just Arab, they can be anyone.

[Housefanatic1]

actually jewish is both a race and a religion

[legodude666]

how could it be a race, considering that they're Jews living in central Africa?

[workingthrash]

Hebrew is a race.

Do you think gentiles are accepted in Israel as real Jews?

Think about it.

[legodude666]

you have a point, but i was referring to Jews as a whole.

[Pyroblazer]

Hebrew is a nationality, if your a human being you are part of the human race.

[workingthrash]

Then why do Hebrews call me a goyem?

Y do they see me (a catholic) as 1/10 human. the old tstament says so.

[Lauen324]

@workingthrash Hebrew is not a race, its a language

[masagrad]

is it? sry i didnt know i thought it is only a bad word for jews (im not american u know). it wasnt meaned racist.

i also meet religious people and they were nice.. but STUPID! This isnt only meaned with the jews. also with the stupid christfags and muslims.

[crazywanch101]

Yeah like I am gonna peel a Banana and find a worm and say "Dang I would love to eat it but I'm Kosher that sux" I am not Kosher but I am a vegetarian and was vegan once but being vegan is WAY TO HARD .

[crazywanch101]

I'm an 8th Jewish enough for Hitler to have come after me .

[SaintRi]

I married one. Would I be screwed?

[crazywanch101]

Yeah you would be .They would come after everyone who has anything to do with Jewish people. It was horrible.

[randygandy]

I don't know where you may get your pork from but i eat it at least once a week and have never gotten any diseases from it.

FYI swine flu doesn't come from eating pigs.

[regalgs1997]

you can get worms or bugs in your brain by eating pork that has some kind of spots on the meat

[dennis170]

this is a whole load of bullshit thank god iam not kosher

[kode0mon]

holy complicated

[vendeda01]

Screw kosher !

[Gothorochimaru]

lol I'm Jewish and I think the exact same thing...

[tubapower88]

I'm Jewish but I don't follow Kosher laws. Seriously. They're just a little silly haha

[scrubbucket12]

some kosher laws are a little ridiculous

[gogirlrocks]

cheeseburger!!!!!!!!!!! i feel bad for you guys i think that i wouldn't survive a week kosher

[dudeincolorado]

Interesting

[falloutgirl350]

I have not a single clue why i watched this. I'm Catholic. no offense Jews, but really?! wash you meat and dairy pots and pans in separate sinks???!! thats only slightly odd...

wow.

[bob123789456]

eating kosher is actually much healthier. besides ( and im not trying to start a fight or anything), but dont christians not eat meat on good friday? and that's only because someone said not to?

[maor1993]

Not really, I'm jewish myself,

The divided dishes is a smart thing, Because its ovious that no matter how you look at it particle size parts will stay on the dishes, So its alot more safer to do so.

[xXcarnage06Xx]

hey can i ask you something is it hard being jewish?

[lrs1992]

Ive always been jewish and i love everything about it. these laws and customs show us guidelines and discipline us for everythnig that life throws at us while still being able to be part of the modern world.

[maor1993]

I won't say hard, Because i'm not religous, But I do keep kosher laws, All holidays, I go to the synegoge at fridays and eat shabat dinner at fridays but we don't keep shabat or the stricter laws.

I think its best to define it as a free hand jew :P

[xXcarnage06Xx]

no i mean like how people treat you

[Housefanatic1]

you learn to get over it and the ignorant people that decide to make fun of your religion are just insecure. it's your religion not their's so why should they say anything about it when they don't even know anything about it.

[maor1993]

Um, There are some people who tend to be dickheads, But most people online are okay.

[DharokDude]

wow fuckin jews

[AntaraSinha123]

yeah, in hindu, and we don't eat beef.

[BastiSexMuffin]

SILLY

[scottym84]

are jews really this silly?

[AntaraSinha123]

it only seems silly to you because it's different than your lifestyle. but it's not just judaism where you can and can't eat certain things. if you're muslim, you can't eat pork. if you're hindu like me, you can't eat beef.

[Evan9021]

This is dumb

[masagrad]

WHY SHOULD ANYONE KEEP KOSHER?!?!?!?

"ohhh im going to hell because i washed the meat and the diary pans in the same sink"

WTF? Hey kikes, are you stupid??

[supermanxevan]

you are officially close minded and racist.

[masagrad]

i am no racist. kikes are no race, they are a religion. and all religions are stupid. (and close minded)

if i have the choice between a christian austrian landmate of mine and a israeli/arab/afro/asian atheist, i wont prefer my landmate. so dont call me racist

[Housefanatic1]

Jews don't believe in Hell, lol

[Gvf77x]

Your intelligence is astounding.

[MonkThompson]

i have officially unsubscribed

[babycakesjk]

great, noone cares.

[MonkThompson]

sheesh

[SCMMDC]

When youre born jewish its not really an effort...

nevertheless, some of the jews dont keep kosher at all. hehe

[igetby1125]

seems bothersome and silly.

[redrubber44]

seems like more bother than its worth

[Carrmannx3]

wow, thats hard.

[slygirls09]

eww red wine i can't stand it

[nzk13]

u can eat table salt.... u just need to salt the meat with kosher salt

[underoath3silver]

wow that's a lot of work! I thought making kraft dinnner took too long. I give mad props to all the followers of the Jewish faith that have to go through all this trouble to eat.

[Tamuz95]

wtf u talking about ? stupid kid

[SpottedLeopardCat]

I never knew all my Jewish friends who practiced eating kosher foods went thru so much trouble :O

[Skylinerev]

It's bad enough you get your dick chopped up as a kid, they have food rules too?

[nils3881991]

dont you think people who need this already know this?

[veganbatman]

or, if you want to avoid all the hassle, just go vegan.

[AsianMeatBunBoy]

stupid jew ppl....

[xplorersam]

stupid intollerant bigot...

[stardude3396]

go fuck yourself

[Tamuz95]

fuck you anti semitic

[slylink690]

What Fish Doesn't Have Fins And/Or Scales???

[PravinsProductions]

squid, they mean that and octopus as well because some people in different parts of the worlds eat those animals

[GlamaRana]

sharks....

can't be eaten for example

[iTzIHaRRiSI]

wow. to be jewish you cant let certain pans touch -.- real religious lOL

[enuvune]

i think EVERYONE wants to make sure there's no worms or bugs on their fruits and vegetables.

[Raidenfenix]

How can I cook Meat & Poultry separately when I have only one sink?

[lrs1992]

basically u dont do it at the same time