My wife is SELFISH! (6/9/09-97)

[edwardcheah]

babytard looks just like mommaytard's sister callie!

[joannaravey]

LMFAO @ sontard & princesstard fighting in the back seat 8:00

[MarzmcG]

@fabbiee333 I think it's called " fat man dies lifting weights"

[TheChloe381]

Babytard smiling in the camera...sooo cute

[TalkWithAsh]

Wow, gas was $2.95. Today it's $3.59.



[MissNYCLover]

Old shaytard video, love you all :)

[oliviatjmusic]

1 year later a legend was born......ROCKTARD

[shaytardsfan777]

this was on my 12th bday :) i remember watching it! :p

[EarthUntilDawn]

I'm sure if Mommytard flexed her muscles at that lady she would've left her alone.

[horsesareme123]

you guys are talking about two pennies while sontard and princesstard are mugging each other in the background.

[amourmeanslovetoo]

that would be a fun hidden camera thing.... like in walmart! haha whip around at ppl and yell TWO PENNIES!! TWO PENNIES!!

[princesspout89]

TWO PENNIES TWO PENNIES TWO PENNIES????

[cinemaker006]

This is weird. They're singing and dancing to Michael Jackson in this video, 15 days before he died.

[longview1987]

@cinemaker006 people sing and dance to him EVERY day, it's Michael Jackson!

[TennyPudding]

Roflmaolololol if I ever meet the shaytards i'm going to yell TWO PENNIES? Haha this is definetly one of my favorite vlogs :)

[Trogdor00]

These videos are like crack.

[mrsbennington7]

Danny Diamond, please marry me. <3

[bbopngurl20]

lol at the gas prices at 1:44

[heyvicky1]

" TWO PENNIES "

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[jenchen56]

"OH WOMAN YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY BACK!" "Yep"

[MrMusictard]

lol look at the tags

[Deadmau5MusicMaker]

mommytard is ripped dang!!!

[LeahDRox]

This is the first Shaytard video I ever saw:)

[crazyredsimpkins]

135/889

I remember doing that in store camera's/ tv's. Now whenever I see myself in a monitor, I try to find out which camera is filming me.

[abcsoaps1994]

omg the 2 pennies thing cracked me up! i loved when sontard and princesstard started yelling "2 PENNIES" in the back too xD

[woodburn1011]

my mom named our gps nondickdick!!!!!

[kristenblair4998]

beer gut!!!!

[kurosaki0001000]

wish i lived in america,

[SuperJerseygirl7]

We have named our GPS and my parents yell at it so your not alone :)

[Themaanzamora]

exactly one year after they have rocktard! :)

[ahmenina]

naughty mummytard is not wearing her seatbelt :O

[babyinblack]

Shay is so silly XD

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

Boulevaarrrrd

[TheKkowalski65]

oh my god, Mommytard's muscles are huge!

[MusicAndJonas]

And yeah, sometimes the GPS does wrong calculations! :\

[MusicAndJonas]

Haha! We have the same GPS! hehehehe..

[MaxieandPip]

"you're on TV!" I laughed when he said this because i knew and he didn't that in 2 years she would be on tv, on james blunts album cover :)

[bonzai7o2]

no best spot in the lot :,(

[msjuliekaulitz]

i loved this vlog so much, i had to watch it twice in a row!! :-)

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

lol did mommytard say "if i get my pet wallet out right now she's like gonna mug me."

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

2:24 lololol i dunno why but i laughed so hard at mommytard :) thumbs up if you did to

[maggielouf]

i'm just learning to drive, and even though i was in an empty car park, i had to try out the universal sign for what are you doing, it was awesome.

[M29NT]

seatbelt mommytard!!!

[simsandmcrlover]

the tv reminds me of you in new york

[fennel456]

My first vlog of shaytards..a constant fan ever since!!!!!!

[SwirlyYoYo]

haha shay: "woman your always on my back!" mommytard: "yip"

and shay your so hot when your high. lol

[GTAencyclopedia]

happy -1 years birthday rocktard!!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@GTAencyclopedia is it june 10?

[GiovanniRose277]

lol 2 pennies, 2 pennies!

[lilmoe487]

lamo mommytard hot and fit I LOVE YOU.... shay you got luck good job man

[lilmoe487]

lamo mommytard hot and fit I LOVE YOU shay you got luck good job man

[09videofreak]

mommytard ur to kind! if tht lady came to me n asked for 2 penies i would haev givin her 1 fist:)

[TheChloeBubble]

MommyTard, what eyeliner do you use? Lmao randoomm,,,, soz i dont know your name or how to spell it :p

[americanchic1101]

@TheChloeBubble Its maybelline. Or at least its the brand she mentioned during a makeup video on her channel

[TheChloeBubble]

MommyTard, what eyeliner do you use? Lmao randoomm

[misssilly18]

WOW i didnt realize that mommytard was soo buff wow go mommytard!! ;P

[eyeleanify]

OMG! at 3:14 my dad made that awning and my brothers godparents own that restaurant called "Bamboo" which is on Venice Blvd. HOW COOOOOL!!!!!

[SunandMarius]

Panda Express' Orange Chicken is not spicy!

[monsterrage66]

How many pennies?

[KELSCENE]

1:44.....gas prices were 2.95....holy. What I would give....(I paid 3.75 today).

[DogGirlDee]

just think... then they were tvs in best buy, and now babytard is on a James blunt CD cover in best buy :)

[bbob919]

In 16 days, Michael Jackson will die!

[ellielovesyouuu]

is there where iJ got the....what iss thisss...hand...what is this? lol

[maevee19]

Hahahahhahahaha boule-vaaaarrrrrrrd

[YouKnowItsFunnyTV]

"TWO PENNIES"

[hardass77]

Mommytard has serious muscles!!

[rebz2k6]

TWO PENNIES!!!

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

Californians: Drive with one hand on the wheel and one on the horn. :D

[Tiffmidon]

0:20 - michael jackson before he died. <3

[millypeeed]

HAHAH that was a funny story :']

[TheRagnheidur96]

like if you stoped watching Shay , and start watching Sontard and Princesstard beating each other up ! :D

[caddog0sugar]

Gosh Mommytard is buff!

[KiwiBaby81]

2 pennines, 2 pennies!!! Lmbo

[MizAmy01]

wow mommytard has major guns on her..!!

[xyzguy123]

mommytard has no seat belt on at 7:50

[brendalovescake]

FTC: That is some pretty sweet dancing!

[manutdmas]

lol at the tags

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

WHO DISLIKES THESE VIDEOS?!? SERIOUSLY????!?

[iTasnia]

@ClammehHands Ha, I was thinking the same thing 

[ClammehHands]

That was not the best spot in the lot.

[itsmexlisanne]

"you're on tv, you';re famous' and right now babytard is on million's of cd covers all over the world

how ironic

[mhun19]

sontard's face at 7:59!

[iluvcharmed77]

princesstard just flashed all of youtube when she did that flip in best buy

[rhcp500]

Great parents with wonderful kids. This family gives me hope for America.

[parteegrll]

Mommytard is ripped

[InfinityArch]

katilette has 'ceps from lifting kids all the time!!! :)

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

How ironic when Shay is humming the song Billie Jean, 15 days later Michael Jackson died.

[InfinityArch]

@Kaitlyn94Marie :(

[monicapink92]

lol when shay says babytard is famous she really is NOW well not really but do you see yourself on a cover of millions CD'S???lol

[leathaface187]

yo mommytard is packin some guns

[TheWillGremlin]

5:07 he didn't evenn know james blunt was watching

[MrLevyKusters]

love your videos

[wamasakyy]

thats not THE BEST SPOT OF THE LOT !!!!

[IceCreamBunny14]

My birthdaaaay:)

[marynellie8]

5:06 Babytard doesn't need to be on TV to be famous. She's on CDs now!

[spendiferouslochness]

haha i always yell at my GPS

[RaptorRageHunt]

lol u tought ur kids new things to say "TWO PENNIES!" xD

[rockerninja7795]

LOL the tags of the video!! "Fred Shane DawsonTv sxephil tags of popular youtube stars to help me get more views"

[mrstecchino]

after almost two years there has never been posted a video of just biceps flexes?!

[mrcaptivator]

Dance for daddy, rrrrr!

[itzzzlexi]

"she wanted two pennies but she probably would have taken more!"

hahahahahahah (:

[thehamsterlove1]

@itzzzlexi it was japanese accent

[CJAllin]

"TWO PENNIES!!!"

[cassadia22]

I thought the title said "My wife is shellfish."

[Mike50040]

My computer has turned into a shaytard watching machine!

[dungchunker]

Excuse me Mommytard, TWO PENNIES!? TWO PENNIES!?

[meleigh52]

Little did Babytard know, that one day she really would be FAMOUS.

[RainbowCloud321]

hey ya'll buckle yo seatblts! bad examples....

[JulieB3333]

lololololol at sontard and princesstard in the background

[SheepOvatsug]

MOMMYTARD IS STRONGER THEN ME

[WhoDatCrazyBaby]

Little do they know how face they will become over the next year! I love you guys thanks for inspiring us to start our own vlog!

[TheAppleGirl100]

6:33 till end of video mommytard and shay are unforgivable. THEY DONT HAVE SEATBELTS ON LOL

[lmorrow4]

Kate is hot.

[010101creator]

smoking is good dudes u feel nice

[dearMe95]

that place looks like the way to go to my school. i went to last year.

[9352852]

danny is a bitch

[SparklyMango13]

the hand thing happen to my mom today- she waved to!!

[mrjost55]

they look so different

[SosoSeth1990]

lmao i never saw sontard fighting with princesstard in the bak at like 7:57 until the end. that was crazy but halarious.

[SosoSeth1990]

god babytard looks sooo much younger

[shelby9109]

shay im from the future in one year from uploading this video you will have a baby on june 10th 2010 get prepared hes gunna be very very cute,

[SosoSeth1990]

@shelby9109 lol

[handsupmilly]

whoooo is that super hot man dancing in the beginning of the video?!

[deathunlimited454]

8:00 Thumbs up for backseat brawl!

[xSmartieCookiex]

This was the first video i fell across from the shaytards and ever since i have been hooked!!!!! :D

[Savsound]

LMAO at the MJ dance

[Kriistea]

Two pennies!

[Kriistea]

Aw, Princesstard is always trying to get herself to shine like the others and she tries hard. That's good to see. We see you, Princesstard. <3

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

p-h-a-m-o-u-s

[lyshabysha]

you didnt play best spot in the lot!! I caught you!!

[sivanahjaxn]

TWO PENNIES! haha; 

[ninjatacoforce]

Shay I just want you to know, exactly 1 year from now in 2010 you will have a baby and you will call him RockTard. Just wanted to let ya know : )

[AmazingDinos]

That wasn't the best spot in the lot =]

[savannahb123456789]

haha at 8:00 princesstard and sontard are fighting haha

[0MissElizabeth0]

That's what I hate about the bigger/more populated cities in California: everywhere you go there is SOMEONE begging you for money or asking to use your phone!

Its so cute how the kids start echoing her in the backseat as the story goes on "two pennies!" "Two Pennies!"

[xVirosityx]

Lol katilette is so cute.

[SuperCatSara]

Shay, that was NOT the best spot in the lot D8

[ruscris2]

TWO PENIS !

[AppleAppsPodcast]

7:45 Mommytard isn't buckled

[RBLXBurntoast78]

:D This was on my B-day!

[911Some1]

Boulevathrd lol

[rebz2k6]

TWO PENNYS?!

[theasianedward]

wear your seatbelts guys...

[Ayah612]

mommy tard is stronger then me 10-20 times moreee 0.0

[DudeItsAndixD]

Hahahahaha loving the sontard/princesstard slap fight in the background at 8:00 :D

[ItsKiwi321]

babytards so adorable at 5:26 <3

[FuzzyBubbles1996]

i love the old shaytards vids (ll)

[D4N13LP3RRY]

o_o timric, stole my comment damnit

[timric]

damn, mommytard's ripped!

[xxcokecookiexx]

2 pennies? 2 pennies?

[Zawpi]

4:35 yellow car XD

[Puppyluvandcupcakes]

Watch 6:04

[ImTheSaxMan]

@Puppyluvandcupcakes PEDO!

[elvisfan1268]

Do a flexing video to see those arms

[PatrickScaggs]

I think.... Mommytard could headshot me with those guns.

[nadavjulius1993]

do you live in la or the valley? just asking cus it looked like the valley where u were diving

[Bankzta901]

2 penis

[boonhii]

i'm high too!

[TheAdigahero]

hot funny wife and an idiot husband who doesn't deserve her

[LarsAlfredson]

@TheAdigahero Sure he deserves her, she is happy, as you can see. They deserve eachother.

[miteyboosh23]

mommytard could prolly kick my as

[IPurgeNonBelievers]

Mommytard's biceps are bigger than mine... lol

[Mrdagreatness]

2 penis?

[caylarocksyohips]

did mommytard used to be a body builder???? shes got some guns!

[Antony777777]

You are selfish!

You should do more videos of her flexing but you don't want to share with us!

[destinystruth]

2 PENNEHS 2 PENNEHS!

[nopreview]

good dancef.

[Hack4Living]

Best spot in the lot? ;(

[tenmana]

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