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From: Whouk
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  • Can I have the chords please? :)

  • kisses x x x x

  • I take it back I love you mate sweet song.

  • Fuck you you fucking fat virgin cunt, does it please you to know that you will die without ever smelling or tasting pussy? Fuck You

    LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • you should write the lyrics really good song!

  • funny

  • Nice one man, funny and clever; perfect

  • TUNE YOUR UKULELE

  • I do love this song. :-)

  • Chortle! Very entertaining!

  • derren brown... used split-screen...

  • HAHAHA Excellent!

  • brilliant!

  • cos Im scared of you Derren Brown. LMAO! I love this, its genius, made me laugh.

  • Love the song!

  • he looks like jack black! haha

  • Clunt!!

  • brill lol

  • Nice one Whouk :-))

  • llol dude you own i would rather watch you on tv!

  • simply brilliant

  • This is like the best thing ever :D

  • you my friend, my hero. Are a Genius!!!!!!!

  • totally excellent song! i truly love it! Just played it on my ukelele but had to transpose it to G cos it was easier for me to sing.

    Can you tell me, in verse 4, do you sing "get the line"? what does that mean?

  • Pro

  • this is un satisfactory

  • Hilarious!!!

    Worth 5 stars

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  • lol "i hope we never meet"

    Nice song!

  • Great song. It made me lol.

  • fkn nice job man xD

  • Your wonderful witty song is the best thing to come out of this whole nonsense. Well done, real class!

  • nice one

  • lol, if Derren Brown has created someone to make this video, then he truly is a legend.

  • Man, you're a genius.

    LOL xP

  • I think that his 'reveal' deserves a song too!

  • yes, i too am hoping for a few extra verses since the so-called 'reveal'! :)

  • research NLP!

  • better than b.brown's tricks.

  • please....PLEASE join my ukulele orchestra??

  • dude... you rock! quality

  • This is so funny, what a legend

  • and awesome song dude!

  • Haha @ episode of lost .

  • LOL :)

  • LOL this is funny! You have a point actually as to why they couldn't have done this in front of a live audience.

  • just realised you sound just like derren brown :-)

  • funny..just you and the camera but you never looked anywhere else once!

  • Excellent ending :-D

  • Can nobody do anything without somone writing a song about it? lol

  • the first stanza is hilarious! 5*

  • I lol'ed

  • That was sooo good I played it twice.

  • This is brilliant (:

  • Real funny stuff, but he never said anything about him buying or not buying a ticket. For all we know, he may have bought a winning ticket and he could tear it up live on Friday.

    I think we all know by now that this is not the trick, the trick is how he came to that end result.

  • On his blog & Twitter DB said he was banned from buying a ticket.

    xoxo

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  • Really good. Kudos.

  • Love it! Great song. Top marks.

  • He said he couldn't show what his prediction was because the BBC wouldn't let him show the numbers before they did.

  • Yep, that lamp reminds me of the disembodied eyes of Jar Jar Binks.

  • hahahahahahaa

  • Good stuff!

  • Haha. That's brilliant!

  • ahhh cool, sorry watched a youtube version... anyway - cool song lolzzz - This is not an episode of lost! lol

  • This is brilliant and made me laugh out loud every time (watched it five times)

  • wasn't it 5 balls right?

  • Nope - he said he was aiming for at least five but he got all six.

  • ... oh and by the way this song was fantastic :)

  • I was a derren brown fan until he predicted the numbers and i never got a penny!

  • hahahaha

  • I must say, sir, that last line was epic.

  • Brilliant. top stuff man

  • "...this is still the Lottery, by the way, not an episode of Lost..."

    Sniggered so hard, the tea I was drinking came out of my nose!

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