What Atton Does When He Thinks Nobody is Looking

[Rokuro3771]

Omfg LMAO that's fucked up

[deelennondee]

ladies, stay the fuck off nar shadaa

[rezsky404]

a shower??!! are u kidding me? lmao

[DeadThouusand]

HAHA so Mira practically told him that she knows that he masturbates often?

[LuiDeca]

STATEMENT: Bionic Rockets are much bigger than a rocket present in a body from an organic meatbag such as you. And they dont get old.

[LuiDeca]

i think mira can sit in atton's rocket equipment when no one is looking

[dabillmann]

Responding to what Fallerup said about the funniest scene being when your party is attackedby the bounty hunters.

Actually for me the funniest scene is when you get the message from Bisquick, er, Visquis and Atton says "Well, good thing it's not a TRAP!" And Disciple coems back with "No Atton! I think it may BE a trap!" LOL.I jsut love how he honestly does not pick up on Attons sarcasm. Handmaids reaction is funny too, but Disciples takes the cake.

[chichirismuse]

... That was more than I ever needed to know about Atton... O.o

[PerfectStranger776]

I remember how hard I tried to get Mira, I stayed gray all through Nar Shadaa and then unlocked her, it was really hard, only to find out that she sucks ass and is really annoying. Ooh, look at me, I'm spunky and independent. Not sure who's worse though, her, or Hanhaar. Tough call, since Hanhaar never shuts up.

[JediShemL]

@PerfectStranger776: If you train her as a Jedi, she becomes a very powerful ally. I also like that she can run through mines as well. And there are some other attributes about her that make her stand out as well if you know how to use them.

[Mrkti]

why don't you go sit on a rocket! :D so funnyyyyyy!

[ekininja9999]

theres also this funny scene when youre a male exile and starting to have influence over visas a chat will trigger with kreia where u have an option saying sumthin like "it doenst mean i want to charge her loading ramp" and kreia says sumthin like "u wanting to see wats under her clothes""havin a hand on her throat"XDXD for the rape

[DeadThouusand]

soo, u can onnly get mical if you play as female?

[TheArmo818]

Shouldnt that add to the games ratings "Sexual reference" as to the many M for mature references.

[IonicGell200]

How Do I get this cutscene in my next playthorugh? never had it before. :-)

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

@IonicGell200 You have to have Mical, for one. To do that, you have to play as a female. Did you do that? Other than that, I can't help you.

[JediShemL]

@HarryBillyBobGeorge: You also have to have more influence with Mical than Atton to get Atton jealous enough to trigger the scene.

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

@JediShemL So kinda like when Brianna gets all "You like Visas more than me, and whatever you say will piss me off."?

[JediShemL]

@HarryBillyBobGeorge: Exactly. Same situation. Get more influence with Visas than Brianna and you get the jealous cut scenes.

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

@JediShemL And yet Mical and Visas never complain...

[Mirc13ever]

"and you scratch your ...equipment... when you think no one's looking ", haha obsidian made some fabulous lines here ;D

[yaey10]

thats my boy!

[Trollman861]

equipment=ass/dick while watching sex in da city :/

[swytchblayd]

And THIS is why I like the companions from KOTOR 2 more than the first game xD

[TheJSarge]

@swytchblayd Same here

[JonssonHJ]

WHAT??? I've never noticed that line when I have played as a female. =O

[MrUndertaker316]

LOL Mira totally owned him!

[MrStoneRocket]

mandalore: who is piloting the ship?

atton: what?

then thats how the ebon hawk crashes on malachore v

[TheComader23]

i thought he jerked off

[TheComader23]

i thought search for porn on the ebons hawk computers

[yamachan8059]

I never got this convo every time I played. Atton always said that he doesn't want to talk about it. :c

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

You know it's a good game when you feel like you know the characters in real life...

[VibrationsDrawn]

dammit, now my "equipment" itches & I need to scratch it : /

[sithmastur]

I polish my equipment all the time... I mean, Blasters need high maintenance in a combat situation, just ask the Mandolorians.

[Ultramarpdfsarg1]

LOL just LOL. I never properly listened to this cutscene when I played through the game

[oXNeonFlowersXo]

Lmfao XD

[infisek]

well who doesnt scratch his equipment from time to time

[DarkJediPrincessC]

@biomanzilla Wouldn't Atton prefer twi"leks instead of Wookies? Lol

[RainbowOliveTree]

@biomanzilla LOL your comment is gold! XD

[devin19104]

i know space travel is long atton but cmon man, you gotta do better than that, especially with all the females on the ship, it'd be like jersey shore if i was there, everybody gettin it in lol

[jedimasterpickle3]

@devin19104 This is Star Wars, not Jersey Shore. Don't even mention that in any video that has a Star Wars video in the suggestions. It is disrespectful

[Fallerup]

no, the funniest Scene in KoToR is when those bounty hunter's show up @ the ebon Hawk and Atton says "anyone catch that, all I understood was "very"" and Bao-Dur says: "I think he wanted us to give up the general to his collection of poorly trained bounty hunters" Atton: "ok, that's it, which one do you want Bao-Dur: I'll take the stupid one, the one that decided to threaten us, rather than shoot us when he had the chance"

lol, that scene just cracks me up every time, maybe it's the tone.

[197Callum]

@Fallerup It would crack me up if it wasnt that seen that crashes my game EVERY time :/

[JediShemL]

@197Callum: You have a mod conflict.

[197Callum]

@JediShemL @197Callum I reinstalled, now have no mods at all and it crashes wen at says all i understood was'very' then it crashes every ime. :/

[JediShemL]

@197Callum: Are you still using the same saved game that crashes? Because that saved game still would have data from the mods.

And I wish I could remember which mod was causing the conflict because it was created in 2005.

[197Callum]

@JediShemL I have been forced to restart, but couldn't be bothered so I started playing the first KOTOR, I just hope that it will work on my second playthroug. Ty for the help though :-)

[197Callum]

@197Callum I reinstalled, now have no mods at all and it crashes wen at says all i understood was'very' then it crashes every ime. :/

[devin19104]

@Fallerup  oh my goodness that is my favorite scene too, when bao-dur says that last line i fall out and then re load the scene so i can hear it again

[twixas8866]

scratch your equipment...

thats priceless!!!

[LightningEidolen]

Lmao ... owned

[joshua103768]

"meditation envy" "why dont u just go sit on a rocket" HAHAHA

[RevanSTARKiller47]

By far the funniest moment in Kotor 2!

[PharsaNets]

I got a rocket Mira can sit on.

[WookieRebellion501]

@PharsaNets Pharsa? Remember me, Garjin Vetnaa?

[mythninja00]

jedishemL whats sex

[Sakuto2]

@mythninja00 well, when a man an a woman love each other very much...

[aerialassassin1]

@mythninja00 soon your apprenticeship will end yet first you must prove yourself worthy roflmao ;D

[mythninja00]

jedishem

[ShadowWarrior17100]

wow that is one of the most funniest moments in Knights of the Old Republic 2 ever!

[mythninja00]

disgusting

[mythninja00]

so im 10 years old so im too young to learn about it

[halleljk]

@mythninja00 ohh u will learn of the it soon young padawan......ahahaha miuahahahaahahahahah!!!!!

[MultiMojo00]

@halleljk hi this is mythninja00 and im 11 now.

[bluesharkoon]

So is there fanart of them having sex?

[JediShemL]

@bluesharkoon: Sounds like you really, really, really need a girlfriend and fast.

[mythninja00]

@JediShemL who needs a girlfriend WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING ONE

[Phatooine]

@mythninja00

Only someone who couldn't get one to save their life would say such a thing LOL

[PiggyFate]

@mythninja00 people won't see as pathetic and you can have sex

[mythninja00]

@PiggyFate im 10

[JediShemL]

@mythninja00: Well, that's a good point about not having a girlfriend.

[mythninja00]

@JediShemL who needs them noone

[MrIlikebigdick]

@JediShemL hahahahahaaha yes

[PunkymickBlah]

@bluesharkoon weak dude just weak

[ultimatekotorfan]

@bluesharkoon You've got problems man.

[MMRED]

What man DOESN'T scratch his equipment?! We're men! When our junk itches, we scratch it! At least Atton's having the courtesy to wait until he thinks nobody's looking before he scratches his equipment!

[kallonist]

@MMRED to right

[fluffynoses]

Atton owns Carth. like it's not even a contest b/c Carth is such a loser

[TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

Mira + Atton = Hot Star Wars couple !

[Fallerup]

lol @ "you scratch your equipment when you think no one's looking" ... another great scene cut away :(

[kidistight]

NICE, I never got her to join me so I never got this dialogue.

[jackiechanmonro]

By equipment she meant his penis!!!!! XD :D ;D

[leftyguitarist13]

lmfao xD he scratches his equipment when he thinks no ones looking , lmao atton has to be one of the funniest characters in this game

[ROBGOBLINMAN]

lolz!!!!!

[StealthG6On18s]

Mira is awesome.

[FalonGrey]

pwned lol

[kisskisslovya]

Is this from the second one? I don't understand what's going on...

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@kisskisslovya

yes this kotor 2

[maxpoo98]

lol you scratch your ...... equiptment when you think no ones looking

[commanderTiger900]

#LOL'd

[biomanzilla]

Mira: And you scratch your....equipment....when you think no one's looking.

Atton: I don't know what you're talking about.

Mira: Don't play dumb, I know about your holovids of Wookie porn.

Atton: And don't think no one notices when you tell HK-47 to drop his bomb in your Death Star.

Mira: We will never speak of this again.

Atton: Agreed.

[1starkoss]

@biomanzilla the extra lines Bioware removed? lol

[JediShemL]

@1starkoss: Obsidian made this game.  It was BioWare who did the first game. ;)

[1starkoss]

@JediShemL really? Hm and i thought i knew it all with the KOTOR games, but i was wrong :O thanks matey, lol. And people say your kinda a dick with responces but i don't think thats true :D you seem pretty nice ^_^ "seem" pretty nice anyway, lol XD joking

[fancyshoes002]

@biomanzilla HK-47 "Response; do not include me in what all you meatbags do your entire worthless lives"!

[fancyshoes002]

@biomanzilla HK-47 "Response; do not include me in what all you meatbags do when you are not making little meatbags"!

[SniperGhost117]

LOL btw he masturbates or he only scratch?

[Steelchainz]

He scratches his equipment. lol.

[TiggerRah]

Plenty of men scratch their... equipment... even when people are looking straight at them. It's disgusting.

[WhoLovesDrew]

Atton: Oh yeah THATS what i do when no one is looking

Mira: Well just clean up when your done you sick freak

[sixdaysnow]

Atton: And don't think we can't hear you with HK-47 telling him to drop his bomb in your deathstar.

[sithmastur]

@sixdaysnow her small thermal exaust port 3 inches wide

[shadowguy24]

when i was 10 i first played this.. then after 4 years of south park and family guy I see a sexual joke in everything from batman cartoons to this

[AyabieLover19]

@shadowguy24 and in Disney movies lol

[Gangstamandude]

this is random but visas is fucking annoying....my life for yours my life for yours my life for yours

[AyabieLover19]

@Gangstamandude I found her pretty hot lol Kelly Hu who voiced her is hot too!!!!

[PaulXPZ]

@Gangstamandude "operation cwal" my life for aiur my life for aiur my life for aiur

[Zanmatt2g]

how did you make them say that lol?

[Zanmatt2g]

gay

[songokuthesaiyan]

I hate it at how they make 2 versions and people only get 1

[sasukeclone]

lol

[Xghgjkl]

and this game was rated T...XD

[batboyjhg]

wens dos teh kotor 3 comings out?

lol

Your replies to the trolls are hilarious Shem.

[Bigmacjack95]

By equipment she means BALLS not penis. Last time I checked playing with yourself doesn't mean scratching ur balls...

[And502]

xD atton scratchs his dick

[rbdzntsfrlk]

star wars the old republic is based 300 years after knights of the old republic 2, so no it is not a kotor 3, sadly it is also an online game so it will not have the same badass feel to it.........

[ilikemyskin]

Lol atton doesn't have a penis :O Or maye he does on the back of his ugly bucket-head. He's like Carth's clone. A fucking whiny-bitch.

[Necroskull388]

@ilikemyskin Sort of,but Carth doesn't want to talk,and you bring it on yourself.Atton's just annoying on all fronts.

[MDCKilla]

Lol Arron is the only member I paybattention to, him and mandalore and Mira, the others are preachy, mandalore is tough, atton is funny, and Mira is always fun to have around

[Qordi]

poor Atton xD

[Tenike8]

By equipment does she mean butt or penis?

[mwvr44]

@Tenike8 she means penis

[Tenike8]

@mwvr44 I get it! When Atton thinks about the fem exile, his penis tickles and Mra spies on him when he scratches it. And if the penis is a blaster it would shout laser pee!

[Revenwazhere]

@Tenike8 How old are you?

[ultimatekotorfan]

@Tenike8 You're really fucked up.

[Tenike8]

@ultimatekotorfan Like I care what you say

[PiggyFate]

@mwvr44 no she means scrotum

[jamjuice1a]

@mwvr44 i don't think people sctractch their penis. You must mean the testicales.

[KILLROYD4000]

pokemonjal you have to be a girl or get him as a follower be4 you meet brianna or just use a mod

[pokemonjal]

How do you get Mical in your party because i tried lots of stuff!!!!!!!!!!

[JediShemL]

I can tell by your post that you're very narrow minded.  Want to know how I know?

Because I know for a fact you're never played as a female Exile. You've always been a male Exile.

[Reach1335]

@JediShemL

Females don't have Revan's and the Exile's power. Cannon doesnt think so either btw.

[JediShemL]

@Reach1335: I guess you didn't see all the female Jedi on the Jedi Council.

[P4NCAK3S]

@Reach1335 The Exile was a female.

[thornRising]

@Reach1335

Actually, cannon Exile is female.

[littlebluewolfie]

@Reach1335

yeah, and the Exile is totally not female in cannon ;) better check your infos

[JediShemL]

@littlebluewolfie: You're wrong. The canon Exile is female.

[littlebluewolfie]

@JediShemL

I know, that was supposed to be irony, sorry ^^ just tired to mock "reach1335"

[1929Nick]

@JediShemL

Yeah the female exile is the one listed as cannon.

[Kumosabe]

@JediShemL as you have probably figured out by now, wolfie was being sarcastic.

[JediShemL]

@Kumosabe: Probably. But from what I've seen on YouTube and what people say, I wouldn't be 100% positive.

[InfernalTundraProduc]

@JediShemL What I dont get though is why would they put He and Him this in the opening sequence with Sion talking when you start up the game, hmm?? Oh, you cant explain that? I see.....

[antioeln]

@JediShemL

the canon is a dumbass bitch.

After *SPOILER* Chewbacca died *SPOILER*/

i never read star wars books.

[antioeln]

@JediShemL

the canon is a bitch -.-

[fluffyzhangfei]

@JediShemL

impossible, the ebon hawk doesn't even have a kitchen.

[TheChuchulainn]

@fluffyzhangfei LOL

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@littlebluewolfie

sarcasm fails online.

[sdafdsfsdfdsfsdf]

@littlebluewolfie The exile is female in cannon according to bioware.

[xXSingingQueenXx]

@pokemonjal You only get Mical in your party if you play as the female exile. You can't get Mical if you're a male exile, clearly you've been playing as a male.

[TheHalodude100]

@pokemonjal You have to be a female to get Mical, male to get handmaiden, be neutral or in the light side of the force to get Mira, and dark sided to get Hanharr. It matters on what decisions you make.

[sithmastur]

@pokemonjal yea, im a guy but i play as a girl cuz 1, shes hot, 2, u get the full story, and 43,thats about it

[Fancycool1000]

@Kotor2fan16 oh I missed a letter like it really matters.

[Fancycool1000]

And Swotor will be released in 2010.

[kotor2fan16]

correction - its swtor... Star Wars The Old Republic. its an mmorpg. :D

[southparkfanatic101]

@Fancycool1000

Correction: April 2011

[Fancycool1000]

Jonisen20 your the retard! Honestly there is no Kotor 3, a new video game known as Swotor has been made by the same company that made Kotor.

Jeez how can u be so retarded!

[southparkfanatic101]

@Fancycool1000

there is a Kotor 3, and they have completed a quarter of it, regardless of what you may hear on web sites, we have simply put the game on pause while we work on the old republic

[loganstarr96]

@JediShml ur good at insults btw The Old Republic is NOT kotor 3 its set 3000 years after kotor 2, sorry man, theres no kotor 3 :(

[chiken586]

LOL XD

[osufan2817]

haha pwnd

[TheCyborgMilkman]

Atton: ಠ_ಠ

[visorak168x]

I'm really mad that there not gonna make a thrid one!

[jonisen20]

@visorak168x they does a 3 of kotor moron it will come out 2010 re you retard?

[JediShemL]

The Old Republic is NOT KOTOR III.

Now are you a retard, jonisen?

[jonisen20]

@JediShemL it is kotor 3 cus knights of the old republic stands for kotor Idiot :L

[JediShemL]

No, you're the idiotic retard who can't tell the difference. Just another stupid fucker who thinks they know shit that they don't know. What else is new?

Hey Jonisen, your father is in his bedroom and he's waiting for you... naked! Enjoy it!

[idkidkidk62]

Dude i love you i read your comments back to people and theyre awesome keep up with the vids and keep making them awesome responses.

[nynedee9]

@JediShemL lol

[Martyr022]

there's a difference

SWTOR = Star Wars the Old Republic

KOTOR = Knights of the Old Republic

Kotor is a singleplayer rpg

Swtor is an mmo

There will be a kotor 3 if obsidian gets a shot at it.

[Trayusstudent1]

I hope they do, to be fair they did a good job at KOTOR 2, just a shame it was rushed but of course, we have mods that pretty much finish the job =D

[MrCarterweezy]

@jonisen20 Shem is right irs not Kotor Retard its The Old Republic The K in kotor stands for Knights. Knights of the old republic=KOTOR. The Old Republic=TOR

[eclispe102]

@jonisen20 why don't you go sit on a rocket instead of calling people idiots or retards because it seems to me your the idiot