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  • chuck norris, falcon punching, shoop da whooping, or the apco-fist(sr3)

  • without a question that custom made machete from Sweet Tooth from twisted metal 3 because its a weapon made for a BOSS

  • Swords from ColdSteel or the chopping dude from ColdSteel lol

  • Giant dildo from saints row

  • where are the side missions

  • i would use a nail'd bat with the nails on the wrong end, so if i meet survivors they would think im retarded and someone would come with me and protect me

  • my weapon of choice is shot gun at close range but if the zombie gose boom it would be my 22 that will take them down and side arm for back up. Hey this is a kill fest right, anything could happen be ready for a zombie smack down and sorry for making it long

  • who watchs the walking dead ricks python or shanes shotgun or darols crossbow

  • a wand......... to casts spells and shit lol.

    

  • iron man suit

  • Oh and invisibility cloack lol

  • Ak 47 with grenade launcher and infinite ammo

  • suiciders explode floaters are fat and spit rams are the straight jacketguys

  • katana, long,light sword does shit load of damaged.

  • this sounds daft but i dont have dead island i looked at part 1 when zach done it but ur walkthrough is so addicting

  • a chainsaw, a ray gun and a heavyfire machinegun

  • Iron or Titanium Crowbar! 

  • mine would be a wonda waffle

    lol from black ops and a ray gun

  • Nail gun! 

  • My weapon would be a BLADE X3

  • Machete

  • My weapon would be a minigun cuz u can kick a crapload o zombie asses with one

  • my weapon would be the flaming bat

  • butcher

    

  • haha love it like a boss :)

  • The blades of chaos.

  • Oh and the exploding bitches are Suicidersg.Gods,THOSE GUYS,hurt like hell to kill.

  • ...I'm gonna have to say the sword thingy you have that is like Zeus's Master Bolt.I mean,it would be awesome to MAXIMIZE THAT POWER SO YOU CAN SHOOT ELECTRICITY AT THE ZOMBIES!!!

  • FUKIN KATANA BIATCH AND ANY KIND OF BLADE

  • My weapon of choice would be a a scythe and a dagger so I can dress up in a black cloak and have the new nick name "GRIM REAPER". Ahur

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  • A katana cuz I wanna be musashi and duel wield sawed off shotguns

  • sword or or a sniper

  • They are called suiciders. :P

  • SAUCEPAN. End of story. :D

  • I'd probably take a fish knife and a hatchet for melee and a scoped rifle for long range. Mostly because I know where I can find them.

  • i will haw a mine gun and a sword whit a strøm

  • An Axe and a Shotgun oh and also a Pistol if possible oh yeah

  • OK this is gonna sound nerdy but a light saber because is it has a has fucking big ass fuck power, and it doesn't break!

  • its OK, its not like the zombie Apocalypse :)

  • they didnt try very hard with the facial movement

  • Though it's rather late, my weapon choices are as follows(Not realistic, but ideal)

    Long range/recon: M110 SASS (silenced)

    Main weapon: UMP-45 w/ ACOG sights(swap to reflex sight in CQC), flashlight and grip(silenced)

    Sidearm: Glock 21 w/ laser sight(silenced)

    Melee: Crowbar w/ axe head attached to the un-curved end.

    Crowd control: SAIGA 12k w/ incendiary shells

    Thrown: AN-M14 Incendiary grenades

    If only I had the money..

  • The "explodey" guys are called "suiciders".

    

  • my mother fucking katana

  • i would use an ACR 6.8 with an RPG-7

  • A Sword and an m16..kinda gi joe status..

  • Magnum, with a good supply of bullets, an dragunov, too with a good supply of bullets, an spear and one small hammer for close range. Magnum is a powerful weapon, it has one powerfull punch, dragunov helps to clear further path, so its easyer to pass by and eliminate zeds inside buildings, spear 'cause my house has iron fence outside the windows, so it would be easy to dispatch nearby hostiles, and the small hammer 'cause i need an close range wep. My house also have view of the four sides! XD

  • I''d have a Katana,a couple of Sais in case I get knocked down,stab the zombie in the head. And am magnum. yes with a good supply of bullets lol

  • Weapons of Choice, is a .50 caliber Sniper Rifle, i will have it for two reasions, one and Zombie hit by that is not going to get back up and 2, if looters even hear the sound of that weapon, thay will piss therepants and run away, also as a secondary weapon, it would be the Russain ak-74, due to it low need for repairs, high accuracy and massive firepower, it would be our best freind in a Apocalipse,

  • M3 Shotgun & Dual MP5k + Katana <3

  • megabuster and keyblade

  • a penis

  • that new tipe of zombie :when you hit it its like hitting a pig.

  • and the next type of zombie you encounter is the "Butcher," a humanoid-shaped zombie with long hair, and missing both hands, attacking with the bones of its forearms thumbs up if it sounds cool

  • Suicider are the things you are calling bombers

  • dewey their names are suiciders

  • great series!

  • and brutus armor

  • 2 hidden blades a robe and a hoddie and hookblad also an ake!!!!

  • Let's see. If I was to be in the zombie outbreak My weapon of choice would be duel tomahawk. It's a lightweight heavy hitter. You can hack, slash, as well as pierce your way into your targets, as well as hook limbs. The more option the better you chances of survival. But then again that's just me.

  • The zombies that explode probably ate to many beans.

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  • The ray gun to blast the fuckin zombie away.

  • my dick gun it can shoot dick out of the cana and when then dick hits the target the dick goes in to the mouth and then expold

  • my wapon would be a metal armor with a metal dick to rape all the undead like a boss XD

  • if in the rest of the videos u keep saying like a boss i forgive u XD

  • i would use a zeuscannon from cod black ops

  • I would go around showing my girlfriends tits and then while the zombies are distracted I would beat their heads off with the giant floppy purple dildo from saints row 3

  • or better saw machinegun and mace

  • because it is very badass

  • m16, sharp kitchen Knife , Bazooka , m4 granades and pistol

  • japanese katana no ammo no mess always sharp hard and long.... giggity

  • M-16 with grenade launcher attachment and a scope. not to mention a crapload of ammo :D

  • because It's badass and who doesn't like a grenade launcher

  • my weapon of choice wold be AK-47 red dot sight/drummag with a grenade launcher

  • my weapon would be anything i could find becous on a island like dat never wil be a good gun store you wil only find hamers baseball bats exct..... zo you cant only dream on having a ak-47 or a chain gunn

  • because it has unlimited ammo

  • my weapon of choice would be a star wars chain gun

  • A dildo would be my weapon because after a long day of being a zombie u need to come home relax and have some pleasure

  • deadly hugs....

  • my weapon of choice would be a steel nalied bat

  • there called suiciders

  • an AK-47 with a whole lot of ammo

  • In a zombie outbreak my weapon of choice will be HIV.

  • Or at least I hope not

  • Enough with like a boss ..... your not gay

  • katana

  • it would be a dido

  • my penis with a samuria sword attached to it and a flesh light lol i meen flash light lol

  • shotgun (classic zombie weapon) katana (just awesome for melee) and a scar-h (fun)

  • Well I say a 50.cal sniper with a .45cal handgun and and a tank lol jk on tank :D

  • A ray gun from Call of Duty or thunder-waffle to shock them to death

  • A .45 CAL A AK47 AND A AX

  • Plants...

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  • I forgive you :D xD

  • A light-saber i would be unstoppable!!!!!

  • I would love for Dewey to come down to Memphis and I will take him downtown and he can practice his ghetto talk. it'll be great. I'm sure everybody would be just fine with that.

  • My dildo..

  • machete glock 19 9mm m1911A1 45 acp 12 gauge sawn off shoty

  • a nail gun + fire axe = blood and gore and i can nail my kills on the walls where i'm staying

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  • anything that dosen't requier bullets

    

  • katana, shotgun, m16,

  • Suicider

    

  • eagle vision and chainsaw

  • I had to have a big think on this but I actually think i would use an m14. This is because it is a semi auto gun and its highly accurate if the only way to kill them is shooting in the head then it would be mean for that.

  • a dessert eagle and shotgun or alice from resident evil

    because all hav the ability to decimate zombies

  • Katana all the way. They were specifically designed for chopping humans (and in this case, Zombie) to pieces. They're much lighter than your average broad sword and the steel used to make the best quality ones lasts and stays sharp much longer than that of a machete. Then I'd add the shock mod to it. Shocky goodness

  • my weapon of choice? A Herd of raging necrophilliacs. I'm sure even zombies don't like getting raped

    :D

  • give me a zombie arm just kill zombies with it i mean do you see a arm fight against other zombies

    and see you chopping their heads of with their arms and then the only thing left is to gain another and duel wield them

  • me any gun as long has i have infinite ammo if i dont when i run out of ammo i grab and machette or a katana

  • The giant purple dildo from saints row 3

  • Car Battery + Cables + Water = Elercitfeid Water

  • modded sniper rifle the mod would be a samurai sword attached get on a building take the huggable zombies out i ran out of ammo i still got a weapon :p

  • Knight lance :-)

  • The sentry guns from TF2 all you gotta do is watch :D

  • id rip off dead rising and make a pitchfork double barrel.

  • The dildo from san andreas in th police station.

  • My weapon of choice would be an M4, this because it had high accuracy, low recoil, low maintenance, and good distance

  • bow and arrow all the way like Legolas in Lord of the Rings! Yay for mobility and stealth!

  • baseball bat with nails and a Golf club now lets have so fun lol

  • a prostitute

    

  • a detah machine lol

  • A  dildo

  • a sledge hammer or a hatchet

  • first of all my weapon would deffinitley be a katana, and how would you use your penis, well i guess you could use straps. but the explodeing zombies are called suicider zombies

  • i would have to use my mother as a weapon.

    With her constant complaining they will just want to kill themselves :)

  • my weapon of choice would be a double-handed warhammer

  • The explodie zombie is called a suicider

  • i would have that gun in the Area 51 game that never runs out of ammo/plasma

    OR if it has to be a real weapon

    several machetes(5), grenades , and a ak-74

  • m60 + nuke

  • I hate sewers in Zombie games its like how the fudge would zombies get into the sewer in the first place or is it just ridiculously easy to get in sewers in general.

  • shoot gun

  • A shotgun. One hit K.O.

  • Why use a weapon? Just lie on the ground, they'll never know you're there

  • i would dress up like a zombie and have a sign saying not really a zombie just fitting in

  • My Awesomeness is ma weapon of choice!

  • Mounted Turret and sniper and a shield

  • CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • I just lie around and i'm okay

  • the only thing like about this game is that you meet other survivors.

  • satanic, butterfly, battle fury, guinsoo, cranium, boots of travel

    you knoes im sayin?

    

  • A hummer with a gatling gun

  • I'd rather have a sword made of diamond.

    entirely.

    Don't have to worry about it breaking and it'd be able to cut through things like a boss. Probably a longer blade..

    Although a sword made entirely of diamond would be a pain in the ass to get.

    If i can't get that, probably a shield full of spikes. Both defensive and offensive.

  • the best way to fight a ram/charger when there are zombies is that to let the ram/charger hit them and you just watch and dodge lol

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  • ray gun with infinite ammo.

  • my sperm

  • a chainsword

  • A gladius, its medium weight and range provides an easy depcapiation weapon

  • Those exploding zombies are named suicides LOL

  • @Zombi5399 Ahh yes

  • Remote Turrent

  • i cant wait to get that game !!! :D and i would use meele weapons only because they would last a lot longer than in the game and where the fuck will i get ammo from or a great fat gun ? :P

  • my weapon of choice would be my 6 inch cannon because i get infinite ammo XD.... that or a katana since they dont break easily and can cut through without getting stuck in a body to much

  • A claymore. If it's good enough for Winston Churchill's brother, it's good enough for me!

  • cansaw

  • i would use a table leg with nails in it because it will last ages

  • My weapon would be Chuck Norris, because you can't infect Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris infects you. :D  Turn all zombies back in to humans! LOL.

  • the energy sword from Halo. one for each hand

  • i would use an m4 chambered in a .50 beowulf round. Its a big slow heavy round that would do a good job of knocking the zombies down. you also have good accuracy and semi automatic capabilities.

  • how about a tank

  • 3 SWORDS beacause i like swords

  • Give me some gauntlets and greaves and I'll be stomping on Zed ass. XD

  • Its called suissider

  • i'd pick the ray gun because it's strong and almost silent

  • Best weapon has to be a shotgun. No time to waste aiming for the head. need knock down power.

  • that r thign i rasist

  • Mine would be a titanium samurai sword. Titanium is indistructible, And can be very sharp.

  • THIS is EXCELLENT those things what do they do

  • mine would be the zeus cannon with unlimited ammo because i could take out hordes of zombies at once