Abbath jokes about Varg Vikernes and the church burning

[JMS06723]

the church better not be using my fuckin tax money

[xxDanielTM93xx]

:34 a face only a mother and tens of thousands of black metal fans could live!

[HELLCIUSmoreirasilva]

he looks FAT and kind of a GORILLA FACE!!

[davidonkey]

rooofl the end!

[hertzbergny]

ROOOOFFFFLLLLL

[HIKJU9]

press 7

Die laughing

[liveevildevil]

Abbath seems like a funny guy, and the "don't wanna go to jail"-joke was funny... BUT: The "the-government-uses-our-money­-to-rebuild-the-church"-argume­nt is one of the most stupid things I've heard in my entire life......This is NOT the reason Abbath never torched a church!!! It's just a stupid joke.. If it IS the real reason though .... Then Abbath is a RETARD.... and I don't think he is.......

[wolfslairDK]

HAIL VARG HAIL BURZUM!!! 666 BURN DOWN THE FUCKIN SYSTEM !!! 666 88 WP!!!

[jacksonlefteye]

gaahl went to prison for a conjugal visit and varg fucked him in the ass and gave him satan AIDS

true story, seth putnam told me, he was there

[wolfslairDK]

@jacksonlefteye AND YOU ARE A FUCKIN FAG!!! I WANT TO KNIFE FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@jacksonlefteye  ...uh.....Satan AIDS? xD

[SuperBspb]

@jacksonlefteye Your gay comment is gay, and Seth Putnam is gay, and being gay is gay so I gave Nambla pictures of your kid.

[Ekskrementer]

Thumbs up if you mutilate your own sexual organs after listening to Barney's I Love Your when you were a kid.

[lillmatte100]

Haha i just love the end, when he looks into the camera and gives a big smile, as if he thought the whole situation was ridiculous xD

[henmcben]

Thumbs up if the awesome thumbnail brought you here

[seasonedtoker]

I used to be a metalhead and I always found abbath the coolest and most down-to-earth fucker around. everybody else is just full of their own shit and philosophy they wanna spread onwards. people like gaahl or varg for instance just try hard to have that look in the eyes. I always found that funny. if gaahl was threatening me I'd probably laugh for hours and then show him a lesson or two. you can't believe how stupid can be someone over 40

[sykeligdemon]

@seasonedtoker I don't know if I'd laugh, regardless of how hard they're trying to be, I'd be pretty scared of gaahl haha

[cavs608]

@seasonedtoker lol gaahl is a pretty smart man if you really get into his philosophy and such. hes just a very dark person and tends to enjoy living in the dark side rather than the bright always happy side.

[TheDeftonesVault]

@seasonedtoker Oh yeah, you'd show him a lesson.

[LacrimaLuciferi]

in your face varg, in your face! ^^

[Gwigwi14]

i died!

[megalyptica77]

0:31 Motherfucker xDD

[YouNoob93]

0:39 "21 years in prison? Oh what a bummer"

[Yiazamat0137]

Abbath is as much of true black metal as Varg. I'm not going to insult either ov them being that I'm a fan ov both bands, but I have to say that there are smarter ways to get your point across than burning a church and committing murder. If you do anything stupid like that...you deserve whatever happens.... And after said incidents, the consequence is fucking hilarious

[EllaTheBluesKid]

Press 7 repeatedly.

[drmigeru]

what is the music of the end??

[MyEndingQuest]

I can't believe he sounds like that o.o (y'know?)

[guitarded927]

0:33 THAT FACE!!!

[SkyRocker909]

For 38 seconds Abbath managed to say "you know..." 8 times!

So...you know...lol.. you know...

[MrSnowyShow2]

@SkyRocker909 Alexi Laiho can say "you know" 38 times in 38 second video!

[richard20bris]

Why didn't Varg just cast a spell to summon Satan and strike the judge down? Or beat him/her to death with the spiked club which he stole from Manowar?

[Unholyspaghetti]

@richard20bris That comment proves you don't really know what black metal is. It also proves that you don't know who Varg actually is ...

[Kingddd333]

Oh, Varg, you sly dog!

[Persecutedcss]

abbath is alittle snitch and a bitch who makes fake black metal, fuck abbath

[jennessBvB]

u know u know u know Wtf :P

[A2heRb]

ROFLLL

[TheCannibalBeast]

can someone write what abbath is saying, cause i'm not english so i don't understand very well talked english

thanks :)

[MrTrott2hot]

That guy belongs on a spit ! he looks like a big kid from play school ooh look at me kids.Boo !

[theinfamousmrsleep]

Varg, you silly kid!

[ttrocker234]

you smart ass...

[feidtublec]

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Great!!!

It's not easy to be funny while talking about such a bunch of crap.

Also, his expression is identical to Christian Bale's in American Psycho...

[ibsayem1337]

Never gets old lolololol

[MrKschuldiner]

anyone noticed his hands?

[BurnRGO619]

hahahahaha, keep pressing 7

[Premdus]

subs:

"If you go to church, we don´t want to talk to him" xD

[saamohod]

Varg acted like a man, he does what he truly believes. These pandas are just fake MTV pussies.

[Anarchist48]

@saamohod So everyone just burns everything they don't like? Seems legit. We do you live? Just in case.

[ozzvaldito]

@Anarchist48 Touché. I agree with you. I hate the church and all religions, I also hate every goverment (no matter how cool they seem to be). But I would never burn a church or something...

[saamohod]

@Anarchist48 Smartass? If you imply, that you wanna burn my home, please be obliged to present your reasons for doing that. If you simply saying that for the sake of winning the argument, you can screw yourself. I personally hate religion, but I would never burn a church. Simply because I don't have Varg's balls. What else are these pandas are capable of doing, except from painting themselves and making fake "satanic" faces? I don't mention their music here. It's a personal choice.

[Anarchist48]

@saamohod You see my point then: There's no possible excuse for arson, it's stupid to do it just because you hate something... I hate many things, I don't burn any of them, and I don't want to burn your house because I'm not a fuckin' psycopath... like varg. Get it now, genius?

[arcturus96]

@Anarchist48 well, Varg burned those churches cus christians burned old pagan tempels and built their chusrches on top of them. That was his reason.

[Anarchist48]

@arcturus96 So... christians killed my people, so I should just kill them? That's smart? If you opress christians it will give them reasons to feel opressed and actually start fighting for their right to be complete idiots. No one wants that. Giving them too much attention is a bad idea.

[arcturus96]

@Anarchist48 I was just saying vergs reason and meaning of the churchs burning. At least it has some meaning. Well if we are going to look it that way, xtians would be killed off, even by their like...they killed to many during the history

[Anarchist48]

@arcturus96 Fair enough, I was just stating that it was a stupid reason... better than having no reason, I guess.

[TheKierensaysmaybe]

"Who else but Varg?"

It's Vikernes, it's Vikernes ETC

[eveningtsar]

"Ha ha, you're in jail!" Varg's a loser.

[Samyaza69]

Man Burzum and Varg is the real shit man, don't listen to this MTV anal cunt...

[prankstar2000]

@Samyaza69 wait ANAL CUNT is an awesome band

[Samyaza69]

@prankstar2000 no they are not... Venom Burzum Darkthrone Mayhem..this is the real shit man not those faggots...

[Grenandes]

@Samyaza69

Why is it important that some music is "the real shit", but any music is not - that you call for "faggots"?

[metallord44]

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[phantomblue97]

This guy is awesome

[CastigoCorporal]

he's right!

[Lenin2304]

Keep pressing 7 xD

[MrKschuldiner]

epic hands for abbath!

[TheCakeIsntReal]

I've never laughed so much.

Never.

[GlenGrunge]

yeah sumting a i dont understand y dey need to burn church? i mean i love all the NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL, see my Youtube Profile Pic.? its Euronymous & Dead! cuz i love them all! all the Metalbands around the world! but Church Burning Church & Satanism & Stuff? im out!! its only music for me!!!!!!!!!

[hardkandy91]

@GlenGrunge watch "until the light take us" and you will understand why he burn the church

[AnonymousFawkes5]

I fucking love you Abbath. So intelligent and atmospheric, yet so equally ridiculous and hilarious

[deadkennedys213]

The music makea me laugh hard

[TheApatheistic1]

That smile Varg makes is so funny with this music, it looks like somebody's about to say,"Aww, Varg you little rascal."

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

@TheApatheistic1

lololololol, 'oh, that count grishnak, what is he like' xD

[BoredNeedToLOL]

@TheApatheistic1 hahahaha it does xD

[titusUVR]

Abbath the clown..... hey clown, your 15 seconds are up.

[MindlessMisfits]

You know, we don't burn chucrhes because you know we you know don't want to you know end up in jail... you know?

[ResistanceofLove]

stop fucking arguing cunts

[Knoblauch666]

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know....

[Phangaea]

varg is a wanker, Abbath is the real shit, nuff said.

[surobakianinpo]

@Phangaea he is a musical genius still

[GMovieSeeker]

Just another reason for separation of church and state.

[Drinkwithclass]

DEAL WITH IT! "True blackers·

[adryuuzaki]

"you know.."

[dzino87]

Abbath and Immortal sucks!

Black Circle in early 90' are band : Emperor,Mayhem & Burzum

Immortal,Satyricon and other "norge black metal" band sucks

[PaulGhostOfficialTv]

@dzino87 you suck stronger than everyone.

[TheSouuk]

He really haven't balls to be like Varg.

[SatanFang]

@TheSouuk Varg is an asshole.

[ea297]

@SatanFang you are an asshole.

[SatanFang]

@ea297 Says the person who worships a murderer, you might as well become a Christian and burn some "witches" retard.

[ea297]

@SatanFang Says the person who worships the most ridiculous frontman in the Black Metal scene. I mean, crabwalk is retarded, he makes stupid videos, weird faces, try to look evil, seriously. But anyways, i don't worship Varg, i worship his music. The same with immortal, i worship their music, not their clown Abbath...Peace out

[SatanFang]

@ea297 No he doesn't try to do anything, he just does what he can. If anything he mocks the whole Norwegian black metal scene for trying to act all cool & evil. I don't worship anyone but myself thank you :).

[HaloDark3019DR]

And Fuck you Abbath and all your band (:

[TheCaptainLulz]

I think hes a free man now.

[abusivemomba]

@TheCaptainLulz Yep, he got out in 2010 I think.

[lotzmaster007]

you know :)

[URSWALD]

Abbath is a great musican...but if he is intelligent? I'm not sure.

[0m]

I love how he has no fucking clue what he's talking about at all and completely spaces out. If the government is going to "take your money" to "build another church", THEN WHY BURN DOWN A CHURCH THAT WAS BUILT CENTURIES AGO AND WASTE TAXPAYERS' MONEY? I'm atheist and I love black metal but dude that just makes no fucking sense. FUCK VARG FREE EARL GOLF WANG TRIP SIX

[tuulenkoti]

@0m Yeah.. the lead singer of Immortal has no idea what he's talking about. its not like theyre a BM band or anything is it? you fucking dumbass

[0m]

@tuulenkoti that has nothing to do with what i meant. i meant what he said about the government taking taxpayers' money to build new churches over the ones that others in the norwegian black metal scene burned down. i think i got confused in the beginning, i didn't know that none of the guys from immortal were involved in the church burnings. so my question still makes sense, just didn't know these guys weren't involved. SORRY JEEZ RELAX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[Trawlling]

@0m he clearly said in the video that they're not involved into church burnings ... and then he uses the same arguments you use to prove that church burning is a stupid thing to do. pay attention.

[0m]

@Trawlling YES I SEE THE LIGHT NOW LOOORDY LORDY I SEE THE LIGHT BROTHERS AND SISTERS UNITE IN SODOMY AND SMACK ME SILLY WITH A MUTHAFUCKING LLAMA

I AM SO SORRY TO ALL U THUGASS NORWEGIANASS BLACKMETALASS NIGGAZ U MAH PEOPLEZ TOO I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A CEASE FIRE PEACE TREATY BUFFOW I GAWTS TA RAM A TREEBRANCH UP Y'ALLS RECTUMS THAS HOW WE DO STATESIDE BUSTAZ

[britishstallion]

@0m hm...i think he didn't give a fuck about the churches and the taxes, all he wanted there was to troll varg HAHA

[0m]

@britishstallion LOL, probably xD

[hammettful]

fuckin' Abbath he's a troll hahaha

[TheSodaCanCreeper]

Press 7.

[credalthefirst]

"The real reason we don't burn churches is because we like lollipops" :P

[divinegrinder]

I'm pretty sure he just said "The real reason we don't burn churches is because we are not really evil. It's an act just like Kiss is an act... but I'm too embarrassed to say that because the only people that buy my albums are depressed anti-social white kids that are obsessed with death and darkness and how "real" their black metal bands are."

[MrMetalover666]

HA HA. Love it. Varg is a fascist dick

[anvilofcrom]

If the government uses your money to rebuild burned down churches then burn down the governemnt too!

[MutilateMyself]

I'm sorry but if Varg Vikerness didn't do what he did then Black Metal wouldn't be as well known as it is - meaning Abbath would probably be serving Big Macs at McDonalds if it wasn't for Varg.

[metalgod1993]

lol.. nice laugh abbath :p

[saccoinspalla]

you know.

[binarynightmare]

Best thumbnail for a video EVER.

[sm0kenmirrhurz92]

Even tho Im not a big fan of Immortal or black metal in general, this is why I have more respect for bands like them and Emperor than fucking Burzum or Darkthrone - with them it's about the music first, not being "TR00 KVLT" or communicating some bullshit agenda.

[platinum10000]

@sm0kenmirrhurz92 "TR00 KVLT" what does that mean??

[Dark6Metal6inside6]

its a joke about black metallers who claim to be 'true' and 'cult' black metallers .. pathetic stuff >:D

[platinum10000]

@Dark6Metal6inside6 haha ok thanks, yeah thats pathetic

[bloodstainedArcane]

in your fucking face Varg xDDD

[ThePurefuckingMayhem]

hahah the song is the little spanish flea

[ThetrueSpalter]

whats the song by varg

[anonymousDerp]

LOL abbath's laugh trolololololol

[faqyaself]

the finniest shit to me is the image... if you dress a certain way youre black metal. bs, I wear levis, jordans and tapout shirts... im what you would call a sociopathic metal head. I blend in with society. theres no need to pose an "image". thats fuckin superficial. theres no need to wear my views. I speak them freely.

[sglasspool]

@faqyaself Umm, "sociopathic" doesn't mean "blending in with society"...

[FuckThrashDeathBlack]

@DaxtonVillon my "observation" is nothing but the truth

[BlackenedOut]

Silly Abbath, you troll.

[Devorvan]

so that's what hides under the bridge

[01residentevil]

end up in jail HAHAHAHUHAHEHUHEHUAHAHA

[MrPeachfuzzMan]

@01residentevil Way to copy the description. :P

[FuckThrashDeathBlack]

black "metal" is a disgrace

[temptstress666]

@FuckThrashDeathBlack Along with your pig of a mother ;)

[FuckThrashDeathBlack]

@temptstress666 yes i fucked your momma

[faqyaself]

@FuckThrashDeathBlack no way dude, theres some badass riffs and atmosphere in BM.. but there are some extreme ideologies that I dont always agree with. but just like any other form of entertainment, i take it for what i want and discard the filler. just like film, or news, video games etc.. its just entertainment. the moment you start to take the stuff to serious you cross the line between fantasy and reality...which always has its consequences. ala sir isaac newton

[FuckThrashDeathBlack]

@faqyaself that is not music man

[krueger231]

@FuckThrashDeathBlack So what is music??

[FuckThrashDeathBlack]

@krueger231 Heavy Metal

[krueger231]

@FuckThrashDeathBlack and hard rock and punk rock.

[damagejackal1]

burzum, mayhem, bathory etc>immortal

[YeJiub]

@damagejackal1 truth

[ZOSOrulz1]

@FuckThrashDeathBlack Some BM is good, like Bathory, but most of it sounds retarded. Same goes with death metal, with Death the only band I can stand. Now you have to be retarded to think thrash sucks. I love all thrash.

[forgetfulguy1305]

This shit cracks me up everytime, the music with Varg, HAHAHAHA

[dy30n]

verg makes this little man look very small.

[DaBhaalspawn]

Dat creepy smile

[xXRaydinXx]

Can anyone tell me the name of the song that plays towards the end? Been trying to find out the name of it for ages lol. :D It'z such a happy chooon! ^^

[roppasmoka]

@xXRaydinXx its from herb alpert and the tijuana brass dont know the song name

[disastertruck]

@xXRaydinXx 'Spanish Flea'

[rermesehenato]

watch?v=eCL8hkqfTbI

[bergathron]

Die Band habe ich live in Berlin gesehen...1991/92..Rotting Christ Tour..Unvergessliches Erlebnis.

[70Dazky]

Abbath plays in a black plastic band varg is black metal , Immortal just sucks musically and the image is so fake

[Metaalhoofdje123]

@70Dazky Immortal is like honey badger, they just don't give a shit!

[brottarnacke]

@Metaalhoofdje123 Kinda similar colors too.

[TheDrunkenCelt]

@70Dazky I concur.

[TittiesAndMetal]

Abbath is smart don't go to prison and get ass raped.

[IRONMETALPOTATO]

xD the ultimate troll

[clikatat123]

Oh Abbath. I'd burn your church down any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Mmmm mmm.

[proskate182]

Hahahahahahaha LOL

[magnacore11]

He shoulda got up and crab-danced lol

[HaloDark3019DR]

@magnacore11 shut up you wanna? ¬¬

[MegaARMY666]

JUA JUA JUA JUA JUA JUA JUA

[EmbodimentOfDisgust]

bahahahahaha

[CARNIFEX666austria]

what did i watch here?

[urduib]

Didnt know metal people could be tht cruel .

[baditzdomino]

Oh my god who gives a fuck wasn't all that Burzum church burning and killing people shit like 10 years ago? Immortal has some insane heavy music but they've made some of the cheesiest videos of all time. Watch anything off Battles in the North. Or just open up the the album art for At the heart of winter.

[mikexlong]

funny abbath is funny

[testiburne100]

"you know" "you know""you know" "you know""you know" "you know""you know" "you know""you know" "you know"

[tasteegold7772]

another reason i fucking adore immortal aside from skull pounding musicianship and songwriting is they dont go over the top with the goofy stage theatrics aside from a little facepaint as well as kicking aside the (satans my daddy) kid's stuff like the rest of the dummies! abboth and demonaz..2 of the funniest down to earth dudes in black metal.

[mrstepintime]

the last time i saw a face like that it had a ping pong ball in its mouth

[Hetfieldj333]

end up in jail... muhahahaha :D

[mrstepintime]

he looks like a bearded dragon in drag ! your really just a big pussy cat arent you.