Dorkly Bits: Mario Meets With His Agent

[miyamotofan]

I love the Agent, he';s Dorkly's best character XD

I also like the picture of him and Pacman in the back.

[Chatterboxx900]

Oh so that's Luigi's origin! Weird from the other one.

[MrSuperpickels]

grow what ten inches *starts smiling*

[GJArnone]

Ya... Ya... things are getting pretty serious..



[robertsfunny1995]

I like Turtles, and they're certainly better than an annoying ass monkey.

[joesilver72]

yo I am loving these videos man!

[Xmasterchiefix]

I like-a toitil's...

[superdahoho]

i fking love the agent

[temoclink]

LINK MEETS AGENT NOW

[JocelynJEG]

Make a "Link Meets With His Agent" video!!

[memebutler]

I'ma LUIGGIIII

The guy's a total pro he can turn on the italian sh*t like an embarrasing dat at the Olive Garden.

Lmfao

[ZZYXY456]

you lose 30 pounds grow 10 inches OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!!

[PwnageByAwesome]

So ads are buffering now?

[Groovywolfman]

Clever.

[11popk87]

I like trains

[BlaizeTheDragon]

Noticed that Mario is constantly giving us the finger?

[JayLC2008]

ok THAT was funny!

[Calvin5505]

and you! lose 20 pounds and grow 10 inches, OR GET THE F**K OUT OF MY OFFICE!!

[shatta54321]

luigi: it is an absolute honor to have this opportunity

jump man(mario): but he sounds a nothinga like me

agent(snaps fingers) IMA LUIGGGIIIIIIIIIII

lol

[shatta54321]

so thats why mario left pauline

[Bloodlyshiva]

Two picctures n the background. Pac-man's obvious...who's in the other picture?

[TheMushenator]

@Bloodlyshiva SPACE INVADERS! its the only game with wierd ships that shoot lazers down at you

[MrSamuel745]

Wait, so Peta is on your ass and you decide to start killing turtles?

[TheSonicmew]

someone should kill that agent

[thesmashmaster]

hadn't, sorry

[thesmashmaster]

So this is why Luigi looked just like Mario in the first games! He hasn't lost weight yet.

[dameancat]

"Carpenter's are a little to Jeasusy, so you're a plumber now" LMAO... you can't write that stuff!

[Mackay878]

Well, apparently it worked.

[nolanmaclear]

what is this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[insongh1996]

This explains so much

[WarDaVicious]

Where the hell did he get those statistics from. Hes a good agent.

[Luxai]

Lol, isn't he afraid of losing jobs and money with that kind of attitude?

[KingdomStar24]

"People don't wanna buy video games staring an only child!"

Say that to Legend of Zelda and the Main Characters of Pokemon...

[drpepper70707]

@KingdomStar24 They can all GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!! wait this isnt my office.... shit.

[dennisdstar]

so this is why luigi is taller and thinner than mario.

[NinjaPaperMario]

PETA still hates them for the Tanooki suit

[justinode]

FUCK YOU PETA!!!!!!!

[dacarfreak2000]

Luigi: Its an absolute honor to meet you.

Mario: But he sounds nothing like me!

Agent: *snap* *snap*

Luigi: Imma Luigi!!!

[slayerfn12]

So that's what happened

[theJMAK1]

Dislikers. Lose 20 dislikes and make the like bar grow 10 inches, OR GET THE F*CK OFF YOUTUBE!!!!

[AnvilPro100]

I like turtles

[JollyManProductions]

I bet height isnt the only thing luigi needs to grow 10 inches in.

[1979rickfukingjames]

Watch this then watch

Dorkly Bits Mario Dumps Pauline

[yingyanggamer]

Why is it when Mario tries to rid the world of a stupid annoying ass useless monkey, it's like nuking Haiti, but killing millions of innocent turtles is okay? That's some bull sh!t right there.

[HeyIAmTalkingToYou]

0:19 "People like turtles" - sorry, I don't like it so much :/

[KaiserHitoshi]

@HeyIAmTalkingToYou I like trains.

[LILMANDYGRL]

how much milk did he drink to grow ten inches?

[MrLarryorr]

lol 

[Bittergamer1886]

Epic foreshadowing: "PETA is blowing a cartridge." Ironic, considering PETA got pissed off because Mario wore a Tanooki suit in Super Mario 3D Land.

[MrNodyarg]

Stomp life out of a turtle? Don't say that! My Favourite animal will not die!

[njdmanok]

...what is that thing on mario's lap...

[xNightKissx]

@njdmanok It's a button on his overall O.o

[pteroid11]

Luigi doesn't need this, Luigi is a classically trained adventure game extra!

[sonicFLUDD]

Meet Luigi

Luigi:It is an absolute honour to have this oppurtinity

Mario: but he sounds anothing alike me

Click click

Luigi: ima luigi

[MrBerryCake]

i liek turtles...

[secretperson96]

@MrBerryCake I get it now! That comment is a conspiracy to hypnotize everyone who has ever been in public or on the interne,t so when King Bowser Koopa comes with his turtle army of weakness, we will like him. [not really avoid shooting him still though...]

[MrBerryCake]

@secretperson96 not at all its the kid on the news awhile back saying i liek turtles

[megaburritozero]

@MrBerryCake me LIEK turtles too :)

[pokemasterowen]

@MrBerryCake i liek trainz...

[SatoruDaikiro]

@MrBerryCake I liek cereal...

[Greatsaiyakirby]

20 people couldn't lose 30 pounds and grow 10 inches. :D

[MrKillJoy200]

So THAT'S how mario met peach....XD

[blundomgalaz]

That Agent is pro! xD

[7theluigimaster7]

...

[Zombie666Lover]

mario has a boner

[Ryadriz]

That agent guys is SO awesome, I want more of him.

Zelda, for example.

[NoxNoctem]

I'd stomp a turtle.

[wuffy]

Peta is blowing a cartridge!

...Oh so close to the truth, huh Mario?

[Bittergamer1886]

@wuffy They blow in general.

[mavrickindigo]

Waitaminute, isn't Pauline a celebrity? I'm pretty sure she is in "Mario Versus Donkey Kong"

[megasonicfan2]

Is it me,or this agent is a f*cking douche?

[BlazeFF7]

@megasonicfan2 No. It's just you

[mejiacantillogustavo]

Agent: you lose 20 pounds and grow 2 inches or get the f*ck out of my office! Luigi: rushes to the gym. Agent: thats better!

[FierceRaindrop]

Why are the top comments on all dorkly videos quotes from the video?

[OutstandinMediocracy]

@FierceRaindrop i was literally gona ask the same thing

[XxPLADxX1]

Explains a lot

[LeTelecast]

Ari gold does it again

[DudeSagast]

luigi is fugin amazing he did it... he grow... in super mario 2 xD

[pacoroxs]

19 people had to GET THE F*CK OUT OF HIS OFFICE!!

[RickRollerSuper]

19 people like turtles

[juanfe9210]

"PETA is blowing a cartridge" lol first with that and now because mario is wearing a Tanooki skin, f*ck you PETA xD

[satinsguard]

@juanfe9210 Well, technically, Mario wore a Tanooki suit in Mario 3.

[mejiacantillogustavo]

so this is how super mario bros. 1 was formed O_o

[SolviKaaber]

Wait, Mario has 2 pixels out of his pants. EWWWWW

[brainer3]

@SolviKaaber thats his suit..

[icelovecutie]

omg



[2001THECORTEZ]

18 people dont like turtles

[153Skyline]

Where can I get this agent!?

[RaNdOmJaCkO]

1:09 LOLOLOLOL



[TheMusicDope]

was that guy in the dk game really called jumpman?

[SonicYoshi9000]

@TheMusicDope if you mean mario then yes he was

[earlmccormick88]

I like turtles

[TheGamecubeAdvancers]

Lol I zoomed in 400% and still couldn't see the dislike bar

[StarlightWolf41]

Carpenters are little to jesusy

Half the male demo would want to stomp the life out of turtles

[w1i2ll33]

This made me question all I know of mario...

[1trueNRG]

That dude has a portrait with Pac-Man... THAT OUGHT TO BE THE NEXT EPISODE WITH THE AGENT IN IT!

[mrdeansden]

You just rewrite old video games.

[mounne13]

so THATS why he had to dump pauline....

[D0CT0RSC00PS]

peta is blowing a cartridge haha classic

[roderod98]

and you lose 30 pounds and grow 10 inces or GET THE F**K OUTTA MY OFFICE!!!

[Mangorine24]

Lol Dorkkly is great

[Mcheetah]

Carpenters ARE Jesusy.

Line of the video: "I'm-a Luigi!!!"

[yingyanggamer]

So killing a stupid annoying ass monkey is wrong but squashing the life out of a poor innocent turtle is okay? BULLSH!T‼

[triplesevenadmin]

@vandeweertluke thats what she said

[DSxTaels]

Prime. The best

[thegreenthunder202]

Make a Creeper meets his agent! :D

[WILDMAN2299]

How do u do your video game biting

Do u use after effects

[MrCMDRUNK]

I LIKE TURTLES

[Sunflower4276]

@MrCMDRUNK Me too.

[garagoles]

my childhood has been destroyed

[GreenTengu97]

God, I'd kill to see Megaman meet this guy.

[EvilRyuGuy]

I guess being a dick is the key to being a great agent. He did manage to make Mario, Samus and Sonic all famous and highly successful.

[OmFgxLuvxThis]

16 turtles got the shit stomped outta them

[krisshariff32]

Agent: The guys a pro, he can turn on the Italian s**t faster than an embarrising dad at the Olive Garden.

[LBhype]

"He can turn on the italian shit like an embarrassing dad at the olive garden" thats the funniest shit ever!

[eronimus6661]

1:21

[micelda1]

Agent: loose 30 pounds and grow 10 inches or get the f#ck pit of my office

[ZZoesterZZ]

I have a turtle named shelldon

[EclipseHedgehog]

people like turtles~ =/

[mrponalado]

Ima luigi

[pokemonzuzapper]

i like turtles :l

[RamzaBeoulve02]

But he sounds a-nothing-a like me!

*snap-snap!!*

I'm-a-LUIGI!!!

[xXMightymoeXx]

It all makes sence now!

[thomm7]

I love the videos from dorkly of Mario !! hahaha

[kalil6]

hahahahaha

this agent is a jerk, but man, he know his stuff. 

[Lyke0migod]

Isn't bowser a lizard?

[Jakkinator45]

@Lyke0migod a dinosaur turtle

[DerrickYih]

What's the agent's name?

[XxCooljack450xX]

GET THE F@#K OUTTA MY OFFICE!!!

[robertsfunny1995]

You mean to tell me that no one cares when a poor innocent turtle is killed, but when an annoying ass monkey is killed, people get pissed? What kind of world do we live in??‼

[firstgoomba]

mmmm i like turtles

[EvilApple567]

I LIKE TORTLES.

[AlakazamOwnz]

0:09 I see what you did there.

[haby3r2112]

isnt that ashton kutcher's vice?

[Coala8D]

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Rafael and Donatello disliked this video.

[BW2TV]

Ahhhhhh....that's how Mario became so famous

[djmadman123456789020]

@BW2TV the true has been reaveled

[sshhmayisroelhashem1]

wow that agent is a genious

[Lemonzadez]

IMA LUIGI :D

[MrM00NGlasses]

Murph is the Agent. SWEEET!

[SilbLPS]

*gives luigi mushroom* i got ur back...

[sgljc]

How can Luigi lose 30 pounds and grow ten inches without getting out of his office anyway? o_O

[Lolylolylollipop]

I love this agent character

[sebastien12364]

I'MA LUIGI!!!!

[TwigBlade]

i wanna be called hump man.

[Mindcram]

I like the name jumpman and he should stick with pauline... *15 years later* fu....

[xmenfan07]

"He sounds nothing like me!"

*snap snap*

"Imma Luigi ! ! !"

[thepunksterb1]

13 turtles, Bowser, Link and Sonic dislike this video :p

[sonic0072008]

0:31

Mario was talking about his sex life.

[XLRO8]

what the fuck is wrong with you asswholes?!?!??! why did you thumb THAT up??

idiots.

[icarothomas]

WHERE IS THE BEACH?

[THTB614]

Lose 30 pounds, and grow 10 inches...OR GET THE **** OUTTA MY OFFICE! >:[

[SuperLuffyFan]

i have a pet turtle 

[djvolvos64]

Make a nyan cat meets his agent

[GoldenCrusader93]

@djvolvos64 #

hell no

[manramen]

So THAT'S why everyone disses Luigi, turns out he's a douche :P GO figure :P

[aidwin85]

@manramen How are people douches? I dont get it :|

[rizler9]

This was the missing link!

[EclipseHedgehog]

i thought he was gonna say mushrooms instead of turtles.

[tintor2]

is this really the same agent from Sonic? things weren't very good for the hedgehog

[Ma7uS1]

OR GTFO OF MY OFFICE! >:@ 

[daninotmyself]

I love turtles

[luigibarqs]

Obviously this agent hasn't heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[narutoismine88]

Italians are always super hot :)

[mynameisnoah963]

instant subscribe

[DToroD69]

how about a brother?

You got a brother?

You do now

Meet Luigi

LOL

[jr8126]

Link needs to meet the agent

[NightmareSpriter]

Kirby meets up with his agent