I wanted to make a joke about Higgs Bosons and particle accelerators, but I realized this woman probably died of a heart attack years ago, and more importantly, I can't think of a good punchline.
well no, sedate isn't a noun, so I didn't expect that. unless 'Sedate' is a personification of a woman that is not obese or in a suit with 20 black balloons, that statement would not at all be accurate.
i had to look her up, because i was laughing as hard as anybody here... she's a christian motivational speaker and author. she writes both fiction and non-fiction books centered around the characters of the bible, i guess. she actually looks like a talented woman and sought-after speaker. she's booked through the end of 2012 and can't accept any more dates. that's the kind of schedule that half the comedians who would make fun of her would want... xD
I wanted to make a joke about Higgs Bosons and particle accelerators, but I realized this woman probably died of a heart attack years ago, and more importantly, I can't think of a good punchline.
hobokombat 1 week ago
I thought this was another "Kings of Catchphrase" sketch.
squeehunter 4 weeks ago
this music really lets you know that you're in for some pretty big laughs and fun times
cannedkitty 1 month ago 10
well no, sedate isn't a noun, so I didn't expect that. unless 'Sedate' is a personification of a woman that is not obese or in a suit with 20 black balloons, that statement would not at all be accurate.
kedarguru 1 month ago
@kedarguru You know, one CAN expect adjectives, too. And adverbs, too. Really.
WoodbridgeInJersey 2 weeks ago
looks like my 5th grade teacher in the 90's
lambie22 1 month ago
In the year 2032, Taylor Swift puts on 200 pounds and takes on standup comedy.
CrakeBailey 1 month ago 7
Grandma?
KaminaDies 1 month ago
Last night I had a nightmare I was being chased for a 400lb deep fried cheese ball. Now I will have that nightmare for the rest of my life.
CanOfMinus 1 month ago
my favorite part is the sultry eyebrow raise
BanalPoltergeist 1 month ago 2
Can't... stop... watching...
monkeysoulpoet 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...HA
88Ruizer 1 month ago
she looks like a female John Candy
dschmi1 2 months ago
you know she's clogged a toilet or two.
brooksp1202 3 months ago 2
@brooksp1202 i concur
ministryofsumthing 3 months ago
Lady Gaga realy let herself go.
EnzoCheLatino 3 months ago
Ginger + fatass old liberal = MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
xxaimpiratexx 3 months ago
I cant. . .I cant even get those 55 minutes back. But I dont think I have a problem with that, hahaha
MoonBarrett 3 months ago
Dr. Brule's long lost aunt...
theshep 3 months ago 3
@theshep indeed. im sure t n e took pointers from this.
ministryofsumthing 3 months ago
wh,.,what have i just seen T.T
jocinondemhaterzmen 3 months ago
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I don't want to look at all!"
(Masked gunman from audience shoots that bitch in the tit)
Adrian28PetersonOWN 3 months ago
Ramones1234100 omg that's so true
davidealoca1 3 months ago
I eat other motivational speakers for breakfast. All of them. Then I wash them down with bacon.
dfgyuhdd 3 months ago 4
It looks like a sold out show. She must be really good. I hope everyBody drinks the kool-aide after The show. Oh Yeah!
glenn2277 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm in that weird part of Youtube again...
Ramones1234100 3 months ago
Rosie O'Donnell's new show summed up in to 55 seconds.
macandease 3 months ago
I can see this becoming the next rick rolled
macready1989 4 months ago 23
BRING CAPTAIN SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
devolve42 4 months ago 31
@devolve42 Your comment made my day!! I seriously cannot stop laughing!!
christinemarkley 1 month ago
@devolve42
Harsh LOL!!!!!
kodiack12345 1 month ago
the fuck happened to sedate??
xis10ce 4 months ago 6
more!
closedmouth 4 months ago
i had to look her up, because i was laughing as hard as anybody here... she's a christian motivational speaker and author. she writes both fiction and non-fiction books centered around the characters of the bible, i guess. she actually looks like a talented woman and sought-after speaker. she's booked through the end of 2012 and can't accept any more dates. that's the kind of schedule that half the comedians who would make fun of her would want... xD
tygersflowerz 4 months ago in playlist tygersflowerz's favorites 2
Wow, I can't believe this is actually real! Her "promotional" footage can be seen in the background of this video. watch?v=7HrXUaQzKT0
kamlem 4 months ago
BEST INTRO EVER. LMAO at :35
KBombAwesome 4 months ago