The Hitchhiker's Guide To Murder

[krazybot]

haha another classic

[Weeksy113]

99.9 statistics are made up

[gaeta34]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha funny.

[xSpringfieldx]

99.9% of people aren't retards and hit the like button.

[unicyclebabyguy]

@xSpringfieldx now that's just uncalled for.

[TheFatty2497]

I saw a stand up comedy skit that had a joke exactly like this.

[afrix]

This is absolutely excellent and awesome

[rsmithlal]

This is awesome!

[afrix]

This is really good, needs even more views

[IdividuallyWrapped]

Our Health teacher showed us this for a self protection unit. The entire time I KNEW this!

[J4kki94]

I really hate it when this happens!

[gunpei]

Driver was good, passenger needs to level-up his acting skills.

[8forVegas]

One of my favorite shorts. Thanks for creating it!

[UninsaneRocker]

I am the 0.01 percent. ;)

[davidwardfilm]

Still one of my all time favorite sketches.

[tommyhc]

murder?... nope Chuck Testa

[Callidrad]

Well, they do kill at cat at 0:56 .....

[goodalwaysworks]

OCCUPY killers!... am I doing it right?

[christehchris]

A lot of crazies

CHUCK GREENE IN OFF THE RECORD

[drosengix]

99.9% of the information in this documentary are true facts mom made up.

[lightside4]

"its about to get smaller"

win

[ieatcacti]

the guy with the long hair is a terrible actor

[technosasquatchfilms]

hitch-hiker-bat-man

[JamesMarek11]

You know who the real murderer is? Distracted driving 0:45 45 seconds of not looking at the road...

[CaruntuHoria]

is it just me or is the hitchhiker batman?

[stairway2000]

lol

[rndmlttrs]

have you ever felt the darkness of your soul explode from within and rise out of your body like a volcano spewing forth it's destructive and dead smoke unseen on the vast blackness of the dead ocean floor?

[digernesarne]

@rndmlttrs Stop paraphrasing the video for thumbs god...

[Eisbarimprov]

This is bloody brilliant guys!

[regina102100]

We watched this in school today :)

[rockband905]

The HH is death and my teacher knows

[altgeldrarities]

Great video and too funny!

[ashadeofdarkness]

I wonder if that's ever happened, and the result

[DaRellReeves]

This reminds me of the movie Big Nothing and a joke Juston McKinley does, except in McKinley's joke, it's a rapist and a serial killer.

[mitch4942]

lol thats alot like what happened last time i went hitch hiking :)

[ReDucT0r]

I hate it when that happens, makes it so hard to go on a hitchhiking murdering spree someone and not feel like your killing one of your own

[FringePhantomWpg]

This is brilliant!! Moral of the story: Never be a hitchhiker and never pick up hitchhikers. See? The Vogons knew what they were talking about! lol

[SPIRITintheBOTTLE]

yep this happens all the time when i'm hitch-hiking:)

[LetMeBeMe]

Brilliant idea!!

[Pondos3]

The other .1% are Jewish

[tiowey]

excellent writing, shabby acting

[mrguy124]

@tiowey the acting made it so much more likable though XD

[NStreit04]

A funny video, with much historical antecedents. From everybody picking on Johnny Appleseed for being a free spirit that doesn't think he's better than nature, to "wandering" being illegal in the 1920's, its obvious that the only reason why the Dept of Transportation would scare us about hitchhikers is that hitchhikers are not good little workers, and refuse to be in subordinate roles. What a waste of twelve years of state socialization by means of mind-numbing do-as -youre- told education.

[mrguy124]

not until i get some answers....

[primester]

The driver played his part perfectly.

[BLACkOut284]

The guy on the right = funny as hell

[KitKatRaaawr]

LOVE! I now know how to become my dream profession X)

[endub42]

@ pelka_rob u would know ur dick from a cocktail weiner

[pelkarob]

wtf

[Mehlwurm18]

WHY doesn't this have more views?

[endub42]

@ramseybrospictures love the vid,one of the best ive seen in long time

[slay3r43v3r]

what a liar....he said he ran out of gas :O :P

[ThePowerBanana45]

i love the ending

-small world

-its about to get smaller!

[cekinxxx]

thumbs up if u are hitchhiker

[Insane3OB]

The way he says those lines Oh looky..im outta gas very funny you should have more of this guy hes cool

[rekcep]

Corolla gauge cluster in an astro van....

[ramseybrospictures]

@rekcep Nice catch! -R.R.

[johnramseycomedy]

@rekcep i just saw this comment. i can't decide if i should be impressed or not impressed with your knowledge. but, seriously, nice catch! it's absolutely right on.

[BoltzmannsBrain]

I've hitched all over the USA, back in the 70's. Only had one bad problem with a ride, and that was with a pair of rednecks in Texas. Can't say how many times it's been an extreme in the opposite direction. Good times!

[PerfectGlitch]

The other 0.1% are rapists.

[MrSubhumen]

Just shit my pants !! Awesome clip !!

[kionay]

Have you ever felt the darkness in your soul explode from within and rise out of your body like a volcano spewing forth its destructive and dense smoke unseen on the vast blackness of the dead ocean floor? hehe get outa my head! :D

[gibbletronic]

@kionay Whoever that person is, they have obviously smelt my farts! lol

[MrBubbaloo]

"have you ever felt the darkness of your soul explode from within and rise out of your body like a volcano spewing forth its destructive and dense smoke unseen on the vast blackness of the dead ocean floor?"

This is the perfect way to break the ice. Ive already met like ten really cool satanists with it.

[PlaskettForestFilms]

Very funny movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Funny thing is, I just made a movie with a similar plot. Yours is much funnier, though. Mine is drier.

I did NOT see your video (or any other video with this theme) before making my movie. But, what if there were two filmmakers who both make movies about serial killer hitchhikers/drivers who kill hitchhikers...

I'd appreciate you checking out my film... it's called When the Reaper Comes (greet him with Death).

[TheArkFilmGroup]

Excellent video! Keep putting out stuff like this! It's hilarious!

[welovecalpoly]

31 people are douche bags.

[csol793]

that is damm scary...!

[Cubb97]

Lol

[foreshadowjr]

The driver has better replies

[Schroomer87]

@foreshadowjr

Well he's clearly the intellectual in this bit while the passenger is the good ol "I'll chop you to bits with my axe"-kind of guy.

[RamboBlades]

Anyone knows name of a movie that had exactly same scene, except that both serial killers at the end got killed by third one, who mixed with their car?

[GalvaWalken8]

@RamboBlades

There are two possibilities.

1) Masters of Horror - Pick Me Up - Two rival highway murders end up being killed by psycho ambulance drivers.

2) (movie I can't remember the name of) - Two rival highway murders end up being killed by an elderly man who is also a highway murderer driving a RV.

[Mr19thIndiana]

This is making me die of Laughter HAHAHA!

[MrCynix]

Hilarious. Favorited and subscribed!

[ellissambaird]

"I'd like to have you for dinner sometime"

[imprezaman98]

get outta my head lmao

[wrnerd101]

"hahahaha small world!"

"its about to get smaller!"

[deltajuliet]

I swear I saw this on College Humor...

[MyHonestyMightHurt]

lol the driver

[JQXJQ]

The driver was hilarious! Pretty good video.

[mandrewtrow]

love it

[CypherVirus]

embarrassingly not funny

[davesommers2]

Brilliantly hilarious! Great dialogue. Excellent comic timing.

[emokendra]

hahaha fucking funny ass video!

[Israelcool123]

Hahaha the guy says he's out of gas but it's full!!!!!

[cosmo071071]

LoL

[mankyspanky]

wow thats retarded but hilarious

[ericabree90]

I go to school with the youngest Ramsey bro...funny definitely runs in the family.

[Candyflowers]

This Video is Awesome !!!!! Lmfao

Soon I will know all the lines to this video hahahahahah

[videopossum]

Citation needed.

[globalfuzzybug]

Those statistics aren't real...

[Thanhphong]

I hope your being sarcastic

[guitarvass7]

that is perfect humor

[linkinwayne]

So awesome.

[richlw]

@vbishop91 Umm you do know this is a joke video right?

[mbucari1]

@vbishop91 I love a good conspiracy just as much as the next paranoid, but in the words of my daughter, "PaLEASE!"

[Seravat7]

dammit, I wish people realized this was meant as humor. :P

[llamaspit3838]

@vbishop91 yeh  ive hitchiked across the country years back and did my share of murdering how about you just kidding people im a nice hitchiker

[Rkaarls1]

there are only 10 facts...

[nevermore154]

0:55 = Ran over a cat?

[StickyDoctor]

"Yeah, lot of crazies out there." Great video.

[MsFashionbug]

epic fail

[slamminhole69]

haha damn im about to take a hitchhiking trip in a week, this was a little bit creepy

[GlitchyTechnicals]

Q. What is the ideal number of times to stab a body?

A. 42.

[hatchetgrrl]

@GlitchyTechnicals Thats a good even number :D

[Y2p731]

ROFL!!!!

[blah11blah]

Woah, nice job ripping off John Ramsey. He did this entire skit 2 months earlier than you

[MrMuddToYou]

Are you accusing John Ramsey of ripping himself off?

[mrcuddles100]

@blah11blah You are the most stupid person on the internet. Good job. Well done. High five.

[Y2p731]

This is John Ramsey's skit dumb ass!!!

[mikebrushedred]

... Holy, shit. This takes stupid to an entirely new level.

[SmokiSounds]

You just pwnd yourself, idiot.

[revender13]

in some of those side views the driver looks just like the guy who played Buster Bluth on Arrested Development.

[RamboBlades]

I am pretty sure I saw a sketch long time ago with same motive, where one guy picks up other, and it turns out they are both murderers. But they both in end gets killed by a third guy. Anyone knows what series that belonged to?

[ramseybrospictures]

This sounds like a confession. -J.R.

[Telepresent]

Hmm, I don't remember one quite like that, but there was one (I think it was Mr Bean, of all things) where Bean picks up a hitcher, then a news flash on the radio announces a killer is on the loose, and they both match the description, so they both think the other is a killer. Then a little later the news says he's been apprehended.

They then pick up a 'police officer' from a 'broken down' police car...

[RamboBlades]

It was not with Bean, that I remember for sure. It was a part of TV series which features short sketches about scary stories and urban legends. Was pretty wellmade, I hope someone remembers the name.

[llamaspit3838]

@RamboBlades think it might of been kids in the hall not sure though

[GalvaWalken8]

@RamboBlades

There are two possibilities.

1) Masters of Horror - Pick Me Up - Two rival highway murders end up being killed by psycho ambulance drivers.

2) (movie I can't remember the name of) - Two rival highway murders end up being killed by an elderly man who is also a highway murderer driving a RV.

[RamboBlades]

@GalvaWalken8 Yeah, it is the second one.. damn, I wish i could find what the name was >_<

[GalvaWalken8]

@RamboBlades I know, it's been driving me crazy for years!

[IamNearl]

Masters of Horror.

Episode called Pick Me Up with Fairuza Balk, Michael Moriarty, and Warren Cole.

Guy who kills hitchhikers, and a guy who kills people who pick up hitchhikers and a girl they both want to kill.

Awesome show.

[RamboBlades]

@IamNearl Thank you, thank you, thank you! :D

[ThePocketsMcgraw]

truly one of the most original vids on youtube...congratulations. great job.

[milkman1847]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MusicaChick666]

Honestly, the driver scares me more than the hitchhiker LOL

[Burlord1]

ffs this wont load

[hymiehymie]

Brilliant! Congratulations.

[xXShunketsuXx]

super funny

[ricmarc]

that was FUNNY!

[w3022408]

lol

[mentalrazorback]

Thank you for this work of genius!

[ramseybrospictures]

Finally. Someone who understands my art!

-J.R.

[lkmx420]

i thought this was shit until they realise theyre both murderers. fuckin funny

[Virus278]

same here

[StonedBeatleFan]

Isn't the driver the youngest brother from Arrested Development.?

[Ecthiel]

Haah.

[bboyneko]

fantastic

[mikqaz]

LMFAO!!!

[simanger57]

Genius!

[vedasisme]

Awesome! Awesomely funny, awesome!

[fortheloveofmusic10]

this is awesome.

[14colgang]

wonderful.

[julioyobabyy]

"its a small world"

".... its about to get smaller" LOL.

[light00128]

LOl,

I would but I looking over there.

[terrybradshawsucks]

AWESOME....

[baddmanaz]

one thumb up

[Pyroscopy]

LoL...nicely done!

[montykill]

nice i like it

[ChemtrailsEire]

Haha well done! :o)

[DarkAthanar]

That was pretty good!

[SNappleSnaps]

have you ever felt the darkness of your soul explode from within and rise out of your body like a volcano spewing forth a destructive and dead smoke unseen on the vast blackness of the dead ocean floor

[Janovjev]

@SNappleSnaps maybe...

[jrr2468]

sooooooooooooo funny I loved it!

[meegel]

hhahahahahahahahha

[Tugarodrigo]

risos

[huttona86]

that was funny.

maybe a little too punchy

the jokes need more room to breath.

all in all great job.

[Malamala46]

how do i get the advertisement to stop talking?

[99stranger99]

LOL that was funny

[DTranGuy702]

guy with glasses seem more, creepy? haha. idk.

[byurazorhog]

Totally

[nicoletheberry]

Hahahaha: "Get out of my head!"

[JFTKproductions]

lol!

[TempletonIII]

i enjoyed it . thank you.

[tehfailbot]

Why is Bad Romance a related video?

[sirnicholson]

looooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!­!

[tbm4classtsar]

you guys chuck klosterman fans?

[RogertheDon]

LOL!

[aomtr333]

I'm guessing the one with glasses is supposed to be Jefrey Dahmer but who is the other guy supposed to be? Or am I assuming to much? 0.o XD

[C4nUH34rM3G0d]

The drivers voice sounds like Ottis Toole, this is maybe how Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole met.

[aomtr333]

XD Yeah your right

[namilein666]

lol!

[XD767]

LOL I thought this was a legit true story at first. then it went on and i nearly peed myself.

hahahah fail