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  • Where's the "amigo" part?? XD

  • at 3:01: Ough...my balls!!!....

  • Arnie killed his Sargeant at 1:07 !!!!

  • this is about as BAD as it gets.. lol.

  • John, John? How's your arm, John?

    C'hom ovah und find ohut!

  • i fucking swear if there wasnt a title and he were wearing glasses ill think its terminator

  • LMFAO XD its many people 140

  • Do you think arnie really held sauli with one arm?

  • Who needs nuclear weapons when you have.........

    AAAHHNNUULLLDDDDDDD!!!!

    Jason, Michael Myers, Freddie " Girlyman body" Kruger, Lephrecan & Chucky are frick'in choir boys compared to me!!!!

  • Ahnuld saids

    OPEN SAID'S ME!!!

  • Hast La Vista Bitches!!

    HHHaaaaa What a bunch of Girly Men!

    Ahnuld goes Commando & rescues MLB player in south america!

  • 1.54 Double kill! Multi-kill! Mega kill! Ultra-kill! MONSTERKILL!!! LUDICROUS!!! Holy SHIT!

    Killing spree! Rampage! Dominance! Unstoppable! GODLIKE!

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  • One man army!

    

  • If possible, NEVER tell a guy to mellow out, when holding his daughter's home made father's day card.

  • WROONG

  • If you want your kid back......then you gotta start cooperating, right? WRONG!!! BOOOOM!!!!!

  • Arnold finally walked into the war and killed Osama in 4 minutes. Then, ate his skin.

  • @KevinstheKingofKings whats with Autoaim

  • Rambo's Austrian cousin.

  • Infinite ammo AK47 FTW

  • I love how at 2:08, the guy on the far left falls dead even tho Arnie isn't even shooting his way.

  • I call aimhax

  • He just pulls the pipe off the wall like its nothing?

  • noobs

  • Wrong

  • i'm pretty sure he killed a few mall cops back in that scene where he's at the shops. with them massive hand cannons!

  • Keep pressing 1

  • at 1:50 to 1:53 doesn't it look like the guy jumped instead of being thrown from the explosion?

  • great movie. good old times. thanx for the vid

  • WTF!?

    

  • This is how Scarface SHOULD have ended.

  • lol 0:50 "OO LAH LAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

  • those guys must have really bad aim...

  • Dutch killed Mack!

  • 3:08 - 3:35 Terminator Mode

  • Arnie hacked. Please ban him. And don't kill me.

  • so thats where blackops got the ballistic knife from

  • Super Aimbot!!

  • the weapon on 2:05 is an hk-91? I thought it was a customized AK47. Thanks for correcting me!

  • @olymsailor83 No, you are right. It is a customized AK. It's called an RPK, which is an AK47 with a heavier and longer barrel, meant to be a light machine gun and support weapon.

  • and this is why america invades other countries

    they think it'll be as easy as an action movie :/

  • 1:58 GRIM REAPER FROM BO BABY

  • lol @ 2:08

    guy dies about 15 feet to the left of where Arny is shooting.

  • just like in real life!

    

  • I wish the AK47 in black ops sounded just like arnie's!! I tried makin any gun i could in black ops sound like arnies AK47 but wasnt sucessfull lol

  • @olymsailor83

    The gun used in this scene isn't an AK-47, it's a HK-91.

  • AIMBOT

  • John; Remember I promised I will kill you last?

    Sauly: Yes!

    John: I LIE!

  • @disastranagant2007 OOOOoaaalLlaalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Take good care of my friend he's dead tired! @ 0:42

  • the wussy action stars of today don't even come close !

  • the only guy who could stop Arnie is rambo

  • @KREWOCP Wrong.

  • @KREWOCP Arnie eats Green Berets for breakfast. John Rambo is a Green Beret. :)

  • I lied - uh la laaaaaaaaaaa ! (falling) :)))

  • LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT!

  • @KevinstheKingofKings Arnold also haz wallhack, aimbot... Benett saz "Kick Arnold from server plz"

  • The guy who played Bennett in the film was shit :)

  • California must be so proud of Mr Governor...!

  • Only Rambo can end this madness!!!

  • ahhh no blood :(

  • theres gotta be more though, i mean who knows how many dudes were in the barracks he destroyed!

  • 1:12 - 1:18 were not kills. He just knocked them out.

  • @TheNewRiflemanBob NONSENSE! He touched them, they died on impact.

  • @Thrall320 lol ya your right :)

  • yay hes awsome but when he sees rambo hes like ''omg''

  • arnold the terrible

  • "I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes...I'm going to shoot you between the BALLS!"

    *bang*

    "What? How..."

    "You aimed between my balls, so your bullet grazed the skin between my legs. A little irritating; nothing I can't handle."

    "Aw, geez, you're right. Dang, should've paid attention when the drill instructor showed me that anatomiGURRRRK."

    (Well, *someone* had to nitpick it...)

  • WRONG

    lol

  • at 2:23 you can see the springboard that launches the guy

  • commando's still my favorite action movie of arnie, it's obviously why... ;)

  • 3:04 that was my most memorable moment in this movie lol

  • killstreak call in UAV!

  • Don't fuck with Arnold

  • i was applying for a hospital scientist job ended up watching this...screw the job im going to go rent this

  • Red shirt army: Moving tactically and taking aimed shots, not a bullet hits

    Arnie: Running wildy and spraying 1 handed from the hip, results = no misses, unless the character is important enough to make misses dramatic.

  • the death at 1:12 is the guy from that old show from the 90's Renegade hahaha i love it

  • i counted around 93 deaths. there may have been more. i was too captivated by arnie's charm and wits.

  • CHUCK NORRIS MODE: ENGAGE!!!

  • Best rocket launcher ever.

  • ha ha all them peoples chasing him an they could'nt hit him 1:40

  • @15551cue= They went to school with the Stormtroopers and Cobra Vipers.

  • What about JOHN RAMBO VS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!

  • wrong!

  • :/ you cut out "please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired".

  • Oh man we used to have a drinking game to this movie in college. LOL

  • 1.16 hilarious!!!

  • I counted 90 onscreen kills perpetrated by Arnie, six kills by the bad guys.

  • Note to self: Do not kidnap Alyssa Milano, or else Arnie will perish like 80 armed fuckers to get to you and impale your ass with a steel pipe.

  • foreign politics , fuck yeah Governor

  • some guys are just neutralized. Not killed

  • how many people have a watch that beeps every second. lol. beep beep beep.

    trying to sneek up on people. beep beep beep.

  • Dont bring logic into this movie, logic is for pussies

  • lol agreed since if EVERYBODY considers logic in films there wouldnt be anymore super-fun badass films like Commando, Rambo, or Hard Boiled

  • "my friend he's dead tired"

  • wow arm chopped off just after shed scene this was cut from the uk release when it came out.

  • @METAL1ON yeah, so was the scene where he breaks the black guys neck in the airplane. I was devastated.

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  • the gun he uses @ 1:55 is a AK-47 right? Sounds badass!

  • @EatShiteAholes it does look and sound like an AK-47, but it is not, it's a Valmet M78/83, and I get the info on guns in the movie on imfdb, go to Google, type in, "guns used in Commando", then click on where it says, Commando - imfdb and scroll down for every weapon used, there's pictures of the weapons, and a description of the picture

  • 1:11  do he reallie die?

  • i love how he elbows the black guy in the face on the plane and nobody seems to notice..... what are they.... in an exclusive VIP first class?

  • i am 30 years old now, but when we were kids, my brother and I used to to the "Mellow out man" part all of the time, but I was the only one who had the guts to fall backwards in a chair

  • bennet should have gotten the steel-pipe-thrown-by-arnie grade chainmail tank top

    big mistake, big mistake

  • right he deserved a tactical nuke for this and anothiern thing is that how hell is the pipe still giing out steam its not connected to anythign and the ones on the walla rent spraying any steam

  • I wager his actual kill count was 100+. Buildings full of soldiers, remember?

  • wtf i count 2536

  • Listen to the Black Man Death Scream at 0:57 it sound like a sound made when ryu gets beaten in the street fighter games the one on sega

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • I've searched all over youtube, but I can't seem to find the deleted scene where Arnie get's the aimbot and god mode.

    OK, seriously, this movie rules.

  • @StarshadowKnight I gave you a check plus because I have a sense of humor ;)

    Oh and I think commando is an awesome movie too.

  • Why the heck does the guy scream "Ooh, la la!" when Arnold throws him off the cliff?

  • I count 76 kills, someone correct me please if I'm wrong...

  • @Mistermax30 Don't count just watch him kill those bastards that kidnapped his daughter.

  • Why the fuck did I get two negative ratings for counting the kills?

  • the best movie ever

  • no wonder the bad dudes got so screwed over... there using m-16's! and the a1 version as well! hahahahaha!

  • Arnie has Desert skills!!

  • big nanard sacré Arnold va

  • These are actually his new policies if Californians don't pay taxes

  • at 1:46 i like how they chase him instead of just shooting him lol

  • @south dallas it was futile either way, everyone else just wasted their bullets on arnie's impenetrable skin

  • Good ol' Bennett! Arnold's greatest advisary of ALL TIME!!!

  • Hes got the body, the skills, the mustache and, more importantly... THE BADASS CHAINMAIL!

  • 2:45 any self respecting shooter film has to have a Desert Eagle

  • i like at 1.29 the knife is backwards hahahahahha

  • at 1.47 i always thought... couldnt his daughter of been in there?!?!

  • you DONT negiotiate with arnie

  • Moral learnt in Commando

    1. Don't mess with Arnie.

    2. Don't pick on Arnie's kid

    3. If you did the impossibly stupid thing, which is either one of the two aforementioned, then just surrender, apologise to Arnie, give his kid back, and pray to god that Arnie is in a generous mood and would spare your life...

  • @bobbyhitsbakk009 so true lmao

  • because he say "all be back"? hahahahahhaa

  • And THAT is why he's the Governor of California.

  • 1:54 & 2:50. isn't that the same guy getting killed twice? he even dies doing these same funny ass moves!

  • perhaps the same stunt guy afterall, they're ALL stunt guys ! !

  • thats the way to deal with chavez LOL

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  • that was jackie chan not madonna

  • the guy at 1:38 was too fay for being a soldier LOL

  • 1:33 Arnold faces powah

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  • ratatatatatatatatatatata bpoooom pow pow bang bang

  • So thats how hegot elected he killed the opposition

  • arnie used to be buff, now hes flabby :(

  • The pipe sound effect at 4:08 makes me laugh every time.... I can't watch it without laughing... you freakin try!!!!!!

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  • 2:57..the poor guy is gonna need a wig!!...

  • Arnie doesn't reload, the gun reloads Arnie!

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  • Now was number 2 neccessary? What did that guy do? (I havn't seen the movie)

  • kidnapped his daughter

  • ah, ok

  • at 1:43 one soldier said ,,kurva". in czech it means -FUCK-

  • how they are going to speak czech in a latin hispanian and fictional country? the general name was esperanza so he cant be czech

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  • when i counted i got it to 83 kills

  • lol... I love arnie's old films... always the same facial expression, unlimited ammo, tons of enemy to kill... true B-movies!

  • b? they should be A this is the best film of all time

  • music between 1:23 and 1:30.. WTF? Funny as hell :D.

  • i counted 88 assuming the guy he bashed in the head at the docks didn't die,

    im not sure but i think the same stunt man died at least 8 times in the island shoot out

  • Right?.....Wrong!

  • If you go back and watch the movie from the start of the scene where he launches his attack on the Island, he blows up the buildings with the remote mine but you can see the stand up props that are supposed to be the bad guys.

  • is it just me whos noticed he killed that bloke with the tash more than 4 times lol

  • WRONG!!! XD

  • Right?

    Wrong!!!

    5/5!

  • i also counted 87 assuming the two guys he beat up at the hideout didnt die.

  • On the buildings he blew must be around 50 more.

  • i counted 95 kills but i could be wrong

  • Arnie vs The Rock or Seagal....WINNER???

  • I dunno but Steven seagal DID do porn in the 80s

  • This movie was crap right? WRONG!!

  • Of all the gunfighters of the Old West, John Wesley Hardin was arguably the deadliest. In his entire career, he is estimated to have killed a little over 40 men! I guess they just didn't make gunfighters like Arnold in those days...

  • yh lol i got 87 too mabye 88

  • i agree wheres the reload!?

    lmao!

  • too bad we can't substitute the island fortress for Congress.

  • 1:16. the best way to knock out a guy eheheheheheheh

  • i count 80

  • thanks for uploading, that was awesome!

  • These guys eat too much red meat!