Retro Rip-Offs: "Worst Game Ever" (Part One)

[HUDJ0679790]

I disagree with you about Paris Hilton...

... she did die in a horror movie ! ! ! :p

[MrUberTech]

what the fuck? limp bizkit is still good :(

[Hexon666]

HEY!!! Chocolate Starfish and the Hot dog Flavored water was and IS a good CD alright haha......WAIT.....why the hell did you buy that game 2 begin with?....or if it was a bad gift from an aunt or grandmother with the idea of "hey! he loves video games, im sure whatever game i get he will enjoy" y did you just toss out or us as a Frisbee as i did countless times

[an1man1ac54l1f3]

You REALLY want a bad PlayStation game?

Try Versailles 1685. It is SO boring, even this VIP game is superior!

Played the VIP Game Boy Color game?

If you want a game that's just flat out bad in general, try Tintin In Tibet on SEGA Mega Drive/Genesis.

At least in VIP you can fight bad guys, but in Tintin In Tibet, you have to dodge people who walk or else you'll get killed!

You should see VGRetro's Tintin In Tibet review. It'll give you the full picture, almost.

[blacksixspeed]

HEAVY RAIN SUCKS HEAVY DICK! this review with footage from heavy rain is an accurate review of that game too.

[akaELI]

Was this the inspiration for Heavy Rain? haha

[Kekzor1337]

Vip is the worst TV series I've ever seen in my entire life.

[jarv156]

When you hit somebody it sounds just like the sound effects from Goldeneye. The thieving bastards!

[Saibot00]

I used to play this game when i was little lmao i had it until we moved and it got lost.

[Maxipad44142]

ROFL @ the limpbisket CD Ha ha that was golden!

[shanetm]

you honestly look a lot like Chester Bennington from Linkin Park

[ninjasolidsnake]

what you mean the one that sounds like hes fucking a cactus?

[VeilStig]

Lol, I'v seen this game at a flea market and I thought,"I bet thats a pretty shitty game." However I didn't think it would be this bad.

[VeilStig]

Alright, forget what i just said in my last comment. I saw the rest of the review and it's really, really worse than what I thought it would be! Lol

Good review tho, I'm sorry you had to go through that just to entertain us. I bet that game is more torture than having to watch NASCAR! XD

[DyslexicGamer]

I love all 6 star wars movies.

[TheSaint954]

I like how you told irate plagarist not to steal your A.D.D vision i lol'd

I have never seen this game before... but it looks like crap

[MorbidOverlord]

you are so freakin' genius. i love how into it you get. btw, kudos for citing AVGN. if only some other certain video game reviewer would do the same thing.

;P.

[Ulrna]

No, NOOoo!!

Britney Spears does not have any talent whatsoever!!

Rest was great :D

[Sporeguy102]

Oy Prince of Persia 3d rocks :P

[LufsyLurqy]

I think you need to be really into the series to like that.

From what I heard it had terrible controls and camera, but I read the basic plot of PoP3d,which was good, but doesn't make a game good

[teedonster]

you ever seen action 52

[FearBoo]

Are you ever gonna make a Part Two  ??

[vincanthofred]

I am not a britney spears fan,but she was a pop star before and her dancing moves inspired the pop culture,so she contributed(in a good way) in the dance culture we have nowadays.She made also some catchy sound :P.

Fred is overrated :D

[JayDee284]

Britney is shit

[vincanthofred]

Today yes,but before(not a long time ago -_-) she was more the queen of the pop.

[y2kize]

Has this revieweed ET folr the Atari2600?

[VonDono]

Worst. Game. Ever. >.> at least Ubisoft made up for it with other games like Prince of Persia and Assassins Creed. God knows why they got as far as they did with THAT monstrosity.

[SuperMegaSegaFan]

i agree this game is shit, but the worst game EVER is action 52

[ToshkoReturns]

why the hell is this game licensed?

[boulikas]

kill me please :(

[davogarciao]

lol I remember that show, my dad used to watch it all the time.

[ratanegrahjk]

xd

keep on pressing x as quickly as you can

xd

[Doom2Guy]

Duke Nukem isn't a Tomb Raider ripoff

That doesn't even make sense

[AkewsticRockR]

It's Duke Nukem Land of the Babes, not Duke Nukem 3D. Look it up.

[GdR696]

how can you name Drakan as Tomb Raider ripoff? they are two completely different games:S

[Subtalvik2]

@Doom2Guy

Yeah FUCKER it FUCKING ripped off that SHIT like it ripped of its own DICK.

[joshguy64]

Hey Kyle, is that gun of yours that you use in the intro a Glock-18? or is it something else?

[AkewsticRockR]

Wow. I don't know why I didn't respond to this before.

It's a Time Crisis arcade gun spray painted black

[joshguy64]

That's cool.

I've always wanted to have one of those arcade mock-up guns. Heck, I've always wanted the sniper gun from the Silent Scope arcade and the submachine gun from the Crisis Zone arcade.

[YOURGODISNOWHERE]

Her tits are reel

[nitemaric]

when will you review spiderman india

[Prettyhotdiva]

What was wrong with Star Wars Episode 2? ='( I liked it!!! lol

[super8ben]

yeah, It was the best of the six!

[blackgamen]

3rd was the best imo.

[smackdownaddict]

When are you gonna review Spiderman India?

[willem01]

Didn't Chris Holland also do the theme for Still Gaming?

[Samael527]

Is it worse than Superman 64?

[HuntrBlackLuna]

Well in Superman 64 you actually control the movement of your character (after a fashion)... but you can get past stage 2 if you love punishment on here... hm. I dunno.

[Snotrocket1000]

that was a badass and totally unexpected intro! XD

thank god for add vision, that game does seem excrutiatingly painful to play. i feel sorry for you if you had to play all that just to film it

[phillyforever]

this game is so bad i won't watch part 2 going 2 bed now bye

[phillyforever]

k fed

[n00bcakey]

lol did i hear spider man India?!?!?

[AdmiralMcFish]

Ubisoft make about as many good games as they do bad, it would seem.

[StressedoutGamer]

So wait is this like Space Channel 5?

[StressedoutGamer]

when the music started playing i couldn't help but move my head side to side in a silly mood.

[sacrisesma]

Well, llama has to l's so it reads "yama" and not "lama". Same as guerrilla, or paella.

[Darthprotos]

ADD vision helped alittle...

[joshguy64]

"Why does my name have 2 L's in it?"

That llama part had me laughing so hard!

[Vorhias]

Wow. He's like the Irate Gamer...only GOOD.

[hollow088]

IDIOT

[VidNationNut]

Wah! My house doesn't have a basement! :( Well, if it did, I'd have part of a coal mine for it...

Still, I can always use the loft/attic to store crap. I think listening to Limp Bizkit would be better than this game; have you heard the end of the Outro track?

Seriously, WTF was that interviewer type guy on? Is it legal? And can we all have some please?

[DXSnakeEater]

zzzzzzzz........

[alexthekit]

Totally gay. He once said in an interview:

"Why do you like Brittney Spears?"

Chris: We're both beautiful women

WTF?

[alexthekit]

"Ugh, screw this. Here's a puppy!"

[TAGMOMG]

... Sorry, My traslator can't prosses what you just said.

in English, please?

[Mekismo]

OMG you are so gay!

[Hattakiri]

Heehee..."So Chris Bores, don't steal this concept" LOLROFL

But unfortunately a pious wish, as we use to say in Germany.

[shenloken]

The fact this game was made in 2001; the year PS2 just about came out also makes this game suck even harder!

[NTIGBCYTP]

heh i bought the sonic tape for a buck because i saw it actually exists in the city i live in. i wasn't interested enough to watch it for more than like 15 minutes.

[NTIGBCYTP]

i bet you fight your own poop and the poop wins.

[frankneedabath]

the sound is from goldeneye

[homiesayo99]

Dang that game is terrible.

[VidNationNut]

*sob* I don't have a basement... Where do I store my worthless crap? Hmm, in the attic!

[DivPax]

"don't steal this Chris Bores"

lol he will...he steals everything

[NTIGBCYTP]

he's even stolen from someone who PARODIES him. igsrj, no less.

[weirdrandomvideos101]

OMGSH I SO AGREE WITH YOU!

[Kekzor1337]

I subbed now

[blaineskater1]

i wont lie. the sonic voice actors were soooo annoying...

[conradojavier]

You mean Jason Griffith?

[DamuEmran]

man I wanna see the sonic movie

[JMcCaine]

Come now diffiecat5, that is not a very pleasant form of linguistic exchange. Though I must venture the question, why the focus on homosexual sex?.........hmmm?

[sikokiller12]

yeah welcome to fuckin youtube.. thats all you see here fucking haters.. there making a full of them selfs lol

[OverlordPost]

Wow. I have nothing to say about this game. This whole game just reeks. I can't stand it.

[DWCjedi]

Freaky! I just got done watching Star Wars: Episode II an hour ago! lol

[TheCaveman16]

dude, that irate gamer stuff is getting real, real old

[TheCoffeeGrind]

I think he was being a little serious. Irate Gamer steals like a mofo.

[snobordinJACboi15]

no sry k thx bye

[ccricers]

LOL Limp Bizkit. I have my share of embarrasing musical buys like Tag Team's single for the Addams Family movie.

[joseph4325]

Nice review.  Good job!

[imsonotconfused]

wow, what were u thinking when u purchase this game?? i think there are other games out there that are horrible too, the worse i ever saw was one of those disney games out there that has hilary duff and that hannah montana chick on it.

[Zezlemetkun]

the "Soundtrack" sounds like music from some D-grade porno

[IGSRJ]

I am picking this masterpiece up!

[snake2006]

Please do more Retro rip offs.

I love them.

Maybe another Christian Nintendo Nerd, because I loved that as well.

Also the music sounds like Batman Beyond music.

[snake2006]

Tomb Raider was a good game.

Pam Anderson is decent to look at and she is Canadian.

She was also in Stripperella. Doesn't that count as good.

Ok I am scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Cut me some slack.

[reviewman]

Kyle for people that have "contributed notthing to society" it is a three way tie with Brittany Spears, Pamela Anderson, and Yoko Ono.

antonter thing that pisses me off about Pam is she is in PeTA

[insomnniac22]

Personally Kyle, the only positive thing I can think of about Pamela, is that she was in Borat's movie, and that's about it. Can't wait for part 2!

[norsef]

Urban Chaos a bad Tomb Raider clone? The PC version must be a little bit different to the Playstation version or else you've got some 'splaining to do.

[bsai]

Wow! Looks like you have a bad case of inter dimensional rift connecting your house to sprite world. You were right, NOW I understand how bad you have it.

[oblivion545]

Actually, I have one complaint about this review. You didn't release the 2nd part after you released the first part? Yes, we can wait. But usually I think the whole review should be released at the same time. But thats my only complaint. Which doesn't have to do with the review itself. So when the 2nd part comes out. This won't matter.

[oblivion545]

And its not that big of deal actually since I know some people dont even finish their reviews somtimes lol. But I just thought I would let you know about it. I'm sure you had your reasons.

[AkewsticRockR]

Well, it was either releasing the first part now, or not having a video for another 2 weeks.

[oblivion545]

Ah, I see. No problem then. Like I said its only a minor complaint. And it's your show. We aren't paying for this. And it's a hobby. And I am thankful for these reviews.

[crustymethaddict]

limpbizkit... thats sad

nice review by the way i like the chris bores warning part :)

[AkewsticRockR]

I'm sorry?? Let me see if I'm reading you right.

I was your idol, and now I'm not because I bought a game I knew nothing about at the time--for 33 cents?

NEITHER of those two things makes sense to me.

I'm not a person who wants to be idolized but if my buying and reviewing a horrible game is the deciding factor in it, you might want to make sure you're not like...uh...crazy.

They have doctors who can help you find out.

[Isdelth]

add vision is effective

[potsiejones711]

now thats funny

[potsiejones711]

not funny

[AkewsticRockR]

dude. You're subscribed to IrateGamer.

Shut up.

[Deldepth]

Epic reply, it really made me laugh.

[Rafutooie]

So, when you see pink pixies flying around in your vision, you first instinct is to pull out your nine millimeter under the pillow next to you and shoot at them, and then procede out into the hallway and shoot a terrified running formerly happy little sprite in the back of the head, its blood splattering the wall?

Uhm, yeah, this one is going to be hard to explain to the police. Woo, Spider-man India.

[garishyellowshirt]

ADD Vision FTW. BTW, though, why DID you buy the game in the first place?

[Dorknerd1]

You know, my hope is that AkewsticRockR (please confirm this if you wish, Akewstic) saw how crappy this game looked to be by the cover, and it looked so terrible that he thought, "Hey, maybe I can make a YouTube video about how much this video deserves to burn in hell along with the idiotic morons who thought that making us suffer through a terrible game would be a great idea!"

I really hope I'm right, or close to being right. Otherwise...yeah.

[Dorknerd1]

Oh, yes, I (once again, and I aplogize) forgot to say that my last comment was a reply to garishyellowshirt.

[AkewsticRockR]

I bought it along with about 30 other playstation games at gamestop about a year ago.

It was about 33 cents, but I'd still like a refund.

[Dorknerd1]

And you deserve a refund if all the games were THAT bad. (Sobbing) It's so sad to know that those 33 cents (or so) have gone to waste.

[JohnnyJ617]

Lol another good video and the Limp Bizkit thing made me laugh so hard. This truly is the one of the worst games ever

[0mnis14sh]

Thank you! been hanging out for another retro rip off. Can't wait for the next one.

[Shintai123]

When gamestop was still selling PS1 games, i saw this for $1.50 and I thought to mself "There is no way that I am even TOUCHING that thing"

[insomnniac22]

May I use A.D.D Vision too please? I got some really nice clown pictures to show.

[Retardretroguy]

If you're going to steal someone's idea, you should at least have some monkeys! MONKEYS!!!! You know, like in that horrible planet of the apes.... oh wait... a statue of liberty..? that was our planet!! You did it!! YOU MANIACS!! YOU BLEW IT UP!! DAMN YOU! Damn you all to HELL!!

Well anyway as I was saying - Monkeys

[alexthekit]

That was the most random comment I've ever seen in my life.

I laughed.

[Retardretroguy]

Damn, now I almost wish it was my original idea.

[Retardretroguy]

If you listen Cher backwards, you'll hear satanic messages!!

There was a redeeming factor to VIP series - Pamela Anderson :-)

[AkewsticRockR]

I suppose.

If you like vapid, shallow women who are ninety percent plastic.

[Retardretroguy]

How dare you? What exactly makes her so shallow? Also you should take some lessons in chemistry.

[oblivion545]

I love the review so far by the way, the review, not the game though. You brought us something new and original that we haven't seen in a while. Thank you for this. It's nice to see you on camera just talking and then going through the game.

[Evoloution1]

that was great never would of expected vip though

[Kmannnn]

Ahhhh I remember this game. I saw it on ebay when I was like 8 and asked my dad if I could get it because I was stupid and thought anything involving shooting games was cool.

It was like 5 bucks I think, worst 5 bucks ever spent in my life. I think I might even track down the guy I bought it from and steal the money back.

[Vulture629]

LOL @ Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish. I wish I had a useless crap basement. too bad I live in FL where they can't have basements

[mmfan15]

No basements? Why?

[jesse41993]

I dont know what sounds worse playing this game or indian spider man.You are the bravest man I have ever seen enduring both of them.

[SevereRepugnance]

Great review

[spunkeez]

BTW, I love add vision!

my whole life in a nutshell ^_^

I use that for whenever I have a boring Math lecture, or i'm watching an IrateGamer review.

[spunkeez]

Yay! another review, wow... that was one great review!

I have to say that I enjoy your work allot more then AVGN's, in other words, you pwne him in my opinion!

[NasaXnieru]

I'm glad that I've never heard of this game or the TV show for that matter. Great job Kyle

[Gooshnads]

NOPE =] i DONT have a box like that in my basement...

THAT BOX IS STILL IN MY ROOM >=[ xD

[AllYourBaseBelong2Us]

Sadly I dont have a basement to keep my shame. Houses in California have no basements.

[ipwnurmamascouch]

OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD WHEN YOU SAID CHRIS CROCKER!!!

Also...game looks like its super lame... ive seen worse though like barney's hide and go seek or barbie games... but still pretty bad game, good video. KEEP IT UP!

[AkewsticRockR]

yeah, but those games your talking about were made for kids and only kids were meant to play them.

This game was made for precisely one audience: nobody. i mean seriously. Who was supposed to want to play this game? Girls? Is that why she smacks people with her purse? To pull in the shopping female demographic?

What kind of gamer wants to play a game where everything pauses virtually every 5 seconds?

Ugh.

I hate this freaking thing!

[TAGMOMG]

No, someone have this game and plays it with a lot of other people.

A mister E. L. Diablo. Ever heard of him? Also known as S. A. Tan.

[cguevara12]

That game is the last thing I would answer. I thought it was Planet Of The Apes since you mention it was a movie and it was from Ubisoft..... Awesome review.

[IrritatedGamer]

Hahahah, wow that game is horrendous. Very entertaining video.

[Imyoursuperior]

Kris Krocker is a guy?

[Mutough]

Damn, I hated Riddick. I fell asleep at least twice while watching the third one.

[AkewsticRockR]

I know, right? And how about the craptastic anime thing?

The game was absolutely fantastic though. Then again, it had almost nothing to do with Riddick other than his ability to see in the dark.

[stanburdman]

Wait...VIP was a real show? I thought it was just a figment of my junior highschool imagination I made up to masturbate in the shower to.

[SilverTimberwolf]

yea but it wasn't too bad, but the other games kicked more ass than this one so yea!

[vulpix]

Wait, Chris Crocker's a man? What the hell?

[thegaminggoose]

I was surprised too.

[RedCanSoda]

Awesome review! The game looks about as painful as the show..

[oblivion545]

Woah, I would have never would have guessed this for one thing. It wasn't even on the list of complete ubisoft games. And the gamefaqs database search didnt bring this one up for ps2. And I guess you can still call it retro even though its ps2. I thought it really was a ps1 game.

Anyway,evangelian007, I'm curious how did you figure it out?

[AkewsticRockR]

it's a PSOne game. There was one that came out for the PS2, but I don't have it, and havent played it.

[oblivion545]

ah man, that one was on the (read it backwards) sqafemag database search. I should have kept on going. I could have figured it out then. But for some reason I didnt write that one down on my list. Oh well.

[oblivion545]

for some reason youtube doesnt like it when I say g a me f a q's. It doesnt let me comment it out.

[Darkstar263]

I was in a game shop the other day browsing through the Preowned Ps2 games and came across a copy of VIP.

As soon as I noticed it, I immediated thought back to when I watched this review for the first time. No doubt the game play was just the same as the Psone version.

Guess how much it was? 5 Pounds! (I'm in the UK) I was thinking to myself, "I wouldn't even take it if it was free" lol

How much did you pay for your copy? You must've felted really ripped off and annoyed I bet.

[AkewsticRockR]

@Darkstar263 33 cents.

And yes. Yes I did.

[Darkstar263]

I know 33 cents doesn't sound like much.

But if it was me who bought that game for that price. I'd still feel incredibly ripped off too.

[evangelian007]

I'll give you a hint.i searched it on yahoo then on Gamefaqs.

[oblivion545]

evangelian007,

you dont need to give me hints anymore the contest is over. lol. Okay so you found the game on gamefaqs. What made you sure it was the correct one? Did you keep guessing. I'm just curious.

[evangelian007]

Si!!! XD

I kept guessing day to day!LOL

[oblivion545]

ah man, see I knew someone was doing that. Oh well, it wasn't against the rules. It's just a contest. Cool. Congratulations to you though.

I'm not going to be a poor sport about it.

[evangelian007]

Wow!The game is bad as the VIP show.

[SongsofLoveandHate]

Glad to have to back making videos.

I remember that show. I hate to say but I watched a bunch of the episodes. It reminded me of a porn movie without the sex scenes, that's how bad the dialog was.

[64bitgamer]

I would have never guessed VIP in a million years. It took me a few minutes to even remember what the heck it was. Good review so far.

[outatime21]

That was awesome man

[AkewsticRockR]

Glad you liked it. To be honest, I don't think it's my best work. I'm hoping to make up for it with part two, though.

[outatime21]

oh don't worry Part 2 will be AWESOME!!!

just like this one.

Good luck with part 2.

[AkewsticRockR]

I'd love to review that one in the future, but all I have is the PS2 version which is nearly unplayable due to lack of a quick-save feature.

[DarkAlex64]

great video keep up the good work

[boomstick545]

EPIC!!!!!

[thatgameguy970]

100dollabill... you fail

[scarecrow719]

Plz just stop.

[samusarans]

FAILURE!!!