Bonus Classroom Stories - We Have Girlfriends

[TheElaBubbles]

Why is Mitchell a Dorito?

And where are their legs??

[liveattacklive]

@TheElaBubbles hes a triangle not a dorito

[McKManiac]

We have to do the door decorating thing next week for winter carnival. I came up with our design :) It involves spy movies, polar bears with shades, explosions, and strobe lights. >:)

[MarijaKeisha]

I want new stories! Miss this. You're awesome!

[3rdsidetriangle]

@tacosmileyface @Respectical well u know who mtichell is...so kyle is his bestfriend and kevin is the guy that created District Lines also friends of mitchell and kyle

[TheWrightCourteney]

Could Mitchell be talking about Brittany Jhonson.?



[tacosmileyface]

@Respectical does Kyle have a YouTube?

[drewdrummer88]

@tacosmileyface here ya go: kylesnexusone ^-^

[tacosmileyface]

I know its Mitchell Davis (and sometimes Destery Moore) but who is Kyle and Kevin?

[Respectical]

@tacosmileyface Kyle is Mitchell's BEST FRIEND EVAAA. and I have no clue who Kevin is. 

[icantcartwheel]

i have that sticker!

[ddrum121]

you guys are fucking hilarious. period

[jakethe9th]

Dont you hate it when top comments are the exect same thing?

[badvideos10654]

@jakethe9th and the exact same likes?

[josh14455]

@jakethe9th no i dont care :)

[yker999]

why does everyone always say eat shit.........

[zdezde20]

I hated miss mckenny lol 5th grade science teacher

[jaymezabc]

EAT SHIT~! :3

[lorena93CHESTER]

so since this is a podcast i usually just lay down, close my eyes, and listen.. but WHOA i was like.. who's the girl on here? is she a guest.. and then i thought about it, and it was <3LIVELAVALIVE<3!!! no joke. i thought there was a girl guest on here.

[xElize]

This was in my 'suggestions' list, I listened without looking and was like KYLE AND MITCHELL OMG OMG OMG. Now I feel stupid :)

[xXSammiiStarrXx]

WHAT!!!

[SickODaniel]

@4evaroxsox YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE YOURS READING ALL THE COMMENTS? FAIL

[tiedyeinc]

@351990jas they were from the creator of this channel... lol, they can do that.

[351990jas]

kind of ridicuoless that the same person has both the top comments and there the exact same comment T_T

[AcidicCandyMonster]

Kyle and Mitchell are badass they don't give a shit

#honeybadgerreference

[ThiisIsRia]

i did my research and i think i know how you look .....i feel so cool :3

[AEminous]

20 bux says Gianty0y0 and sickodaniel are under 12 years of age.

[loveandmathematics99]

i love this channel so much guys! hysterical

[theguywithahelmet]

Nearly died at 0:16 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Imakepanthertimeepic]

I love you guys <3

[hamzaj123]

MAKE THIS INTO A PODCAST! GO GO GO!

[DynamicDylann]

Coolest fucking intro ever. Not even lying.

[emgurl98]

oh my gosh i did the exact same thing as mitchell xD and my teacher had a very similar name! ms. mckinnick :D

[DinoDannie23]

you guys need to crank the volume on your videos 

[SuperBlueContacts]

turn on the transcribe audio and lol even more

[SuperBlueContacts]

@SickODaniel you sir suck

[rochelle0904]

I love this channel, makes me laugh everytime :)

[caliwasnthere]

When Kyle says OHMYGOD. it sounds like lsp from adventure time.

[uniraffesaur]

I don't even understand how a janky sticker could mess up a door with that much triangle swag.

[chillestbroever]

For some reason I always think of Teen Girl Squad when I watch these.

[SeizureSamantha]

If mitchell was a dorito, I'd eat him. 

[memepuffles]

What grade were you in mitchelle? 

[GamersaurusPwn]

dont know how i found this channel, but i love it!

[wehavegirlfriends]

@GIANTy0y0 eat shit

[SickODaniel]

@wehavegirlfriends umadbro?

[4theloveofmusic311]

@SickODaniel gtfo.

[GIANTy0y0]

@wehavegirlfriends omg i got you guys to say eat shit to me! YAY

[4theloveofmusic311]

@GIANTy0y0 gtfo.

[SickODaniel]

@4theloveofmusic311 U HAVE TO SAY IT 3 TIMES? PATHETIC

[4theloveofmusic311]

@SickODaniel i've only said it once to you.

[wehavegirlfriends]

@SickODaniel eat shit

[AARTaylorSwift]

@wehavegirlfriends lmao idk why but I love it when you tell guys to eat shit!

[oitsjustemily]

@wehavegirlfriends please do these more often. i legitimately cry laughing at everyone. brightens my day.

[ltw2011]

@wehavegirlfriends Respect C:

[hipsterdipsterwat]

@SickODaniel It isn't a dorito. It's to represent YACHT (Mitchell's favorite band)

[Mehh4842]

@SickODaniel mitchell davis isnt gay. get over yourself.

[TheRadioKilledMusic]

@SickODaniel eat shit

[SickODaniel]

@TheRadioKilledMusic y would I eat ur family? it stops being funny when a fatty like u says it

[Younme21x]

@SickODaniel

Gay also means happy...

So indeed, the 'Durito guy' is very gay.

[veigajoh]

@SickODaniel hahahaha do you have any idea how stupid you sound? with that "sooooooooooooooo" you made me lose faith in humanity!

[SickODaniel]

@veigajoh ok go ahead end ur life, it's not like the humanity is losing something

[veigajoh]

@SickODaniel wow you're bitter too! you are really something aren't you?

[xoxosarah18]

@SickODaniel You don't even go here.

[LAGAllieLAG]

@SickODaniel WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. First of all, IT'S A TRIANGLE. Don't ASSUME it's a damn Dorito. HE .IS.AMAZING. You obviously don't get on Youtube often. Because you don't kow about one of the BESTTTTTTT people on the whole website. Like WeHaveGirlfriends said.. EAT SHIT.

[SickODaniel]

@LAGAllieLAG lolumad? I am sorry if I offended your stupid nerdy youtube community, sorry for having a life. And you do realize that Dorito is not an insult or anything like that, right? so sorry, but I aint no eaiting ur brain.

[LAGAllieLAG]

@SickODaniel If our youtube community is so , quote " Stupid nerdy " why are you watching videos on it? and.. it's an insult.. because it's just a plain TRIANGLE.

[51430emi]

@SickODaniel Bad Troll. :P

[4theloveofmusic311]

@SickODaniel Hi! So guess what? GTFO.

[idgafSOstfuORgtfo]

@SickODaniel Dorito guy? Seriously? You make no sense its just fucking stupid. Shut up -______- You don't call other people gay when you don't know them. Its offensive. Learn your manners .-.

[PeaceLoveHarmony218]

@SickODaniel yeah doritos are pretty gross...oh wait, your talking about mitchell. wow, FUCK YOU.

[Glittergurrl89]

@SickODaniel fuck you

[SickODaniel]

@Glittergurrl89 I'd rather keep fucking ur mom. kthnx

[xsammmie1]

@SickODaniel If you call someone gay that means that your hiding the fact that your secretly gay.

[SickODaniel]

@ChocolateBearChick sorry, don't eat niggas

[ChocolateBearChick]

@SickODaniel i'm cuban and white ._.

[SickODaniel]

@ChocolateBearChick and who says I was talking about u? Oh yeah, it's bcuz we were talking about shit, retard.

[ChocolateBearChick]

@SickODaniel really, i'm a retard ?

youre the one who thought the TRIANGLE was a dorito. and you also thought he was gay.

you are really a bodacious bastard.

[SickODaniel]

@ChocolateBearChick yes, really, you are retard, was about damn time for u to realize. Now STFU and go make me a sandwich

[ChocolateBearChick]

@SickODaniel shut up. you can't even spell.

GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID SANDWICH !

[iKaylind]

@SickODaniel @GIANTy0y0 Oh! You two got BURNED.

..eat shit (and die).

[SickODaniel]

@iKaylind Who the hell told you that you could have a computer in the kitchen? Go back and cook the dinner because it is getting burned.

[Smartboy7]

One question.. Why are your lower-body-halves missing?

[iKaylind]

@Smartboy7 Because the lower half of the human body is overrated.

[HOLYCHUGACHUGACHOO]

they need to post more often! 

[18fansupermac]

and then he said "WHAT?!?!?" :)

[robbetheunis]

i love thiss channel cause i can do other stuff meanwhile, cause it's all just listening, plus, i know the voices (:

[abilou98]

i called my friend during class and left her an 8 hour voice mail lol

[raquelmusic36]

lol this is the best channel ever

[0aimee0]

Once at school, it rained and our field is all screwed up so it left huge puddles all over. My friend was talking to a girl on the field and I snuck up behind him and kicked the puddle at him as hard as I could. He got soaked and spent the next 10min running after me, trying to dunk me in the water. When he finally caught up to me, he grabbed my legs while I held onto the soccer goal post for dear life. That's when some kid came up, yelled "IT'S RAINING! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!" and walked away.

[geeksrchic1368]

dorito mitchell could patch up the rip on the door class project! haha

[Jvftwsvxubytdx]

More poop stories please destery

[Jvftwsvxubytdx]

One time in science class this really annoying kid came up to me and my friend this kid had a huge crush on me I probly shud mention he had a learning disability and was not the thinnest guy around anyway he came up to us and was trying to flirt it was real embarrassing so I say have u met my boyfriend he goes no and was started to get like jealous and he sed who is this guy and since I didn't have a boyfriend my friend saves me by saying its me I'm secretly a guy and we r dating then he left m

[briannaald]

i always think that the table leg is mitchells body or legs or something

[0Nym0]

Every time I have a crap day I just watch one of these.

[WhatisSimpliciity]

This is my all time favorite channel XD-3

[findingnvrland21]

can you make like a million of these? because I love them

[ciaraheartsyouu]

@MrBananawalrus ..didn't you get that from tumblr..?

[Faithjoy2]

In 8th grade my History Teacher had a bunch of canes (He was 35 and walked perfectly fine), he swung them around, used them as machine guns and what not. One day a friend and I stole his favorite one while he wasn't looking, ran down the hallway with our Troll Faces on and tried to get it into a broken locker. It was quite thrilling, then he caught us :(

[AllieThinks]

thats what you get for thoughtin'

oh sh!t im gonna die

[Intothemoooon]

I love how the funniest line in the video is replayed during the end screen!

It reminds me of old Nickelodeon shows where they would do the same thing when the orange splat showed up after the credits :)

[lizzieEray91]

I'd eat that dorito any day ;D

[iKaylind]

I told the teacher in elementary school to shut up when she was about to read my really, really illiterate sentence to the class. Yeah, i'm like a boss.

[86Ishkabibble]

Last yr, (soph yr) I convinced my friend (M) that like baby teeth, penis's fall off when u get older and new adult ones grow back in their place. She went and asked her bro if his had fallen off yet and he said no. So then she was like are u sure and I was like yep... So then there's this other girl and she dresses like a guy (K). So I tell K about what we said to M and she goes and says the reason why she dresses like a guy is bc her dick fell off and never grew back. She believed all of it.

[crazymo6200]

I work at Chikfila and my friends always joked about me in my cow suit. (It really isnt that bad...headphones in, dancing on the side of the highway and nobody even know who you are) and they dared me to wear it to school one day, so i did. I changed between classes but had my friends take my stuff in for me. I walked in late and just hugged my teacher, then sat down. She looked confused at first, then mad, then she just laughed. But I tripped over the tail and spilled some chemical everywhere.

[goldlion16]

during summer school in 9th grade there was this super loud cholo type kidd in the class. Anyways later that day in the middle of a lecture a water bottle come flying at me and hits me. My friend tells me it was that kid so i throw it back super hard and it hits him right in the face. He gets up yelling and threating asking who threw it. I had to then admit it was me and apologize in front of the whole class. The kicker was that my friend actually threw it and my other friend lied about it -_-

[Geelaras17]

Thumbs up if you thought the drawing of the girls, the hands were boobs.

[emilywynne]

this year in the cafetiria, there was a bag of chips and about 12 empty milk cartons.....my friends and i thought it would be funny if we popped them with our chairs.....so we did.....it made the loudest fucking noise a person could hear and all our teachers said at the same time "HOLY SHITTTT" at the same time.....we got in so much troble...but i was all worth it

[ekilcoin460]

I never did anything wrong in school. :/ The only thing that could have gone wrong .. is when I missed the bus to our choir competition. Our choir teacher had to come and pick me up in his car... it was the most awkward car ride I've ever been on ... 1 hour in his pick up. He was an awkward guy lol

[LAZERZandDAISIES]

It was my first day of Kindergarten and everything, I assume was going okay...until gym class. You see back in those days I was totally stumped on the shoe tying thing.When the class started leaving for gym my shoes weren't on and were untied so I started freaking out. The teacher started leaving the room and turned off the lights so in my anger I stuck my tongue out at her but she saw....sooo I got a white slip on the first day. high five for 6-year old badassism

[Delictious]

Just a few weeks ago, this girl was giving a presentation IN SPANISH at the front of the class. And this guy kept calling her, and her phone was on vibrate, and she would just laughh! And the teacher would just ask what's funny? And then finally she gave it up. It was hilarious though

[normanotorious]

that commercial before the video total ruined the mood of the video, lmao!

[katielikewoahx]

What I did wasn't a prank at all it was more like a deathly embarrassing moment. When I was in 3rd grade I was sitting at my desk trying to get this worksheet done while my teacher was reading to the class. For some reason she hated me that day because she was like "YOU CAN'T COME LISTEN UNTIL YOUR WORKSHEET IS DONE." So I had to pee really, really bad so I asked if I could go to the bathroom and she's like "NO, NOT UNTIL YOU'RE DONE." But I couldn't hold it so I just pee'd myself.

[LouiseeMarie]

I got sick in front of my whole year. Into a sink.

[xXxMisFitDollxXx]

In 5th grade I brought a bottle of orange juice to school and left it in my desk for 2 weeks. I forgot about it. So for a partner assignment, my partner saw it and asked to smell it. So I opened it for her and there was a huge BOOM and the cap flew across the room. And I got so scared that I didn't want to lift my head and the girl thought my eyes were hanging out of their sockets. Then the whole class was starring and I was laughing so hard that I was crying.

[SkylarSynclaire]

Not really a project or the like, but this did happen at school. At my school, when it rained, this HUGE puddle would form near the swing set. Thinking we were bad ass, my friends and I decided to test the depth. I totally cheated and didn't go to the center, so I was fine, but it made my friends feel safer about trying it. Horrible decision. With full knowledge that this wasn't going to be good, I let my smallest friend walk into the puddle and she sank in. Took 2 of us to pull her out.

[jkl1635]

one time i was in my school's ceramic room and i stood in one of the storage rooms, dipped my hand in slip and waited for my friend to come around the corner and i slapped him.

p.s. don't worry he laughed

[tiggr97]

in 8th grade i had science and we go outside every once in a while. outside we had a lake..well ok a pond but its a pretty decent size and my friends and i always mess around not really do what is told or rush the assignment and hang after...well by the pond like right on the water there is this mossy little thing of dirt..it would hold up and it was very bouncy so me and my friends would jump on it so one time i ran towards it and jumped,missed it or slipped,and slid in to the pond/lake lawl...

[SilverSunshine42]

From now on, every thing I saw is going to include the word "janky". <3

[sincerelyjenni]

Oh how I don't miss Verity.

[swishandflickyr]

In sixth grade we were doing a classroom geography bee to determine our little representative(s) in the team bee. By the sixth round, the questions were supposed to be freakishly hard, though the one I got basically asked where Moscow was, and one classmate of mine was stumped on this continental question, which actually was hard. One other classmate was looking at me, so I thought I had to answer, so I blurted something and discovered it wasn't my question.

Yeah, the other person wasn't happy.

[The3rd93rd]

in grade nine, i was in drama class.. so whenever we did a play.. i would always be there for the rehearsals and stuff, but when the actual date for the play would come, i'd tell my teacher i wasn't gonna be in town or i was sick on that day.. so i'd just ditch the play and i'm pretty sure someone had to take my place. hahaa.. and i was always really bad at group projects.. :P

[Justlenaluver4ever]

I dont go to school.. homeschooled :(

i have done a stupid thing though.. i started a Bon fire in the woods :D

[Ashley1361]

I love you guys so much.

[jilijub]

Mitchel, it's your turn man.

[blinktava]

One day I went into high school with super glue and during 5th period, I asked if I could go to the restroom, but instead I went to this girl's locker; I really didn't like this girl. I super glued the spinning part of her lock, so she could not put in her locker code thing, and I super glued the back key hole so the office couldn't open it via key.

[ZombehKittehTNG]

Easily my favorite YouTube Channel. xD

[sharethepudding]

I tripped and accidentally but subconsciously GROPED a big boobied girl at lunch. I got slapped.

[MillCaptinAMAZING]

Ok. So I was sitting in math class then i got stumped on a question and i went and asked the teacher a question. then i kid you not he stood up and began to preach to us about how he wants to see us in 15 years failing at life. and then say i told you so. Then he procided to tell us how stupid we were then said to me i dont want to deal with your attitude today and sent me across the hall for a week. I guess he was on his man period.

[swj1994]

When i was in elementary school my teacher used to write these big notes on long paper and would hang them in the class. At lunch time one day i took out my lunch, sandwich, halloween snacks and a juice sippy cup where you would flick he lid open to be able to drink it. Well when my mom packed it she squeezed the juice cup so that when i opened it up all the pressure of the juice jolted out and covered a whole section of papers with grape juice. Next day, same thing. She was not happy

[xRaeJay2]

Why is Mitchell always a Dorito?

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@xRaeJay2 Because they can't contain his sexiness in a human body.

[SammyKeyes11]

@xRaeJay2 Because he is hipster, and hipsters love triangles. Yeah, I don't know.

[iDanceMyHeart]

@xRaeJay2 dont know...but Dorito's are good. Haha.

[Intothemoooon]

@xRaeJay2

LMAOOOOOO dorito!!

(he's a triangle bc he loves the band YACHT and a triangle is YACHT's symbol. he has triangle tattoos even lol)

[efmonkey]

@xRaeJay2 hes supposed to be a triangle like that little button on his shirt

[Super8AMActs]

@xRaeJay2 he's a triangle. 'cause he's a happy hipster. and we love him

[xXCheekyMonkiezXx]

@xRaeJay2 he's a triangle because he's a hipsterrrrrrrrrrr

[carvver]

@xRaeJay2 He's a Triangle.

[greenthumbgirl6]

@xRaeJay2  he's a smiling triangle which is the symbol for yacht; a band

[TheMusicCrazyMe]

@xRaeJay2 I thought it was because of this triangle tattoos?

[datfunnyguy09]

@xRaeJay2 *triangle

[AnthonyWhitford]

@xRaeJay2 He is a triangle. Cuz of the triangles on his arms....and he likes yacht....and has triangles on like everything he owns....

[plaidplatapus]

@xRaeJay2 triangles because hes such a H!P$T3|2

[capelover334]

@xRaeJay2

He's not a Dorito, he has 2 tattoos of triangles on both of his arms. Hence the triangular character.

[WeLiveTooMuch]

@capelover334 actually i think it's from yacht

[magicponies]

@xRaeJay2 a triangle because of his tats, he loves yacht

[strangesocks]

i once pranked someone by telling them there was going to be an earthquake. we sent texts pretending to be some sort of government warning and she was so stupid she believed us! the funny that it was the teachers idea XD good times good times

[WideEyedWonder0726]

I love being in the first 350 viewers! Yay!

[jessym16]

I don't remember screwing up, but one time in grade 8, I started a conga line in the middle of class..

[ForTheWinFerSure]

I love this videos, just sayin'

[AlaskanOilExchange]

i screwed up in school by losing my $50,000 full paid scholarship.

[MrBananawalrus]

ok so...

i was sitting in my AP Chemistry class and my best friend and this annoying kid were getting into an argument. All of a sudden, this kid goes "at least i have a girlfriend", which is true, but she scares everyone else but him. So i turn around and say "your girlfriend has 67 protons". Everyone in the class looks to the periodic table, and 67 protons is holmium, which has the short form Ho. my teacher was the first to laugh. Nergasm.

[MegaBaylor]

@MrBananawalrus bro i saw this posted online. i love the fact u have to find a fake story to post online about what happened to u in school. lame.

[YeahCarlPrductions]

@MrBananawalrus I just want you to know that I am using that joke

[rockstar3541]

@MrBananawalrus ...Why, have I seen this on tumblr. Same person? Stolen from you?...Huh...



[coughfilmsco]

@MrBananawalrus ahahahahahahahaha that sounds like something i would say!

[OhheyLucy]

@MrBananawalrus wow never heard this story before ._______.

[AeroFlameX]

@MrBananawalrus Your comment has 67 likes :3

[Mintyify]

@MrBananawalrus that story's not original at all hahaha

[friend1010]

@MrBananawalrus saw it on tumblr, good try tho.