Betcha Can't Play This with Nile's Dallas Toller-Wade & Karl Sanders

[MrSatanochio]

This is Dallas Toler-Wade from Nile and i bet all these youtube people are a bunch of morons because they judge us based on a fucking "Betcha can`t play this" bullshit. Get real... Have you listened to their music, or are you talking shit just for the sake of it ?

[sharmoota120]

They have to do another one I know they are wayyyyyyyyyyy better than this oh well tho shit happens their composures and solos and rhythms are extremely complex and they play reallllllyy tight and impeccable live with great tone and quality. I hate watching this because it's just not them

[TheChrispablo]

Press 9 9 9

[codfish60]

"This is Dallas Toller-Wade from Nile and I betcha won't ever want to play this in your life"

[SlaytanicPOWER]

Press 7 for a flat five bendy on top

[locust50]

2:08 i dont wanna play thiat

[alteredperceptions5]

What they both attempted is tricky to pull off without some kind of click behind it. They're both tight players; just not when it comes to improv showy leads on the spot.

[SpawntheFuries]

Wow, Karl plays waaay better with a metronome.

[barneycockburn]

This is the stupidest fucking thing I'ver ever seen. Awful.

[abrahamf80]

@barneycockburn betcha you cant play that motherfucker

[barneycockburn]

You are way too cool to be talking to me

[paddymoep]

@barneycockburn And yet, they're good. Watch their metal-hammer interview, they play " black seeds of vengeance ". Karl somehow only does bad in these betcha videos.

Then i saw him playing black seeds of vengeance, and it was far better.

[Metal69Rush]

*outro

[Metal69Rush]

I've watched this video a couple of times, and I just realized it's the outright to execration text, one of my favorite jams of all time

[Bodomism]

the most clean played part i've ever heard in my life starts at 2:08

[twombels]

schon unsere OHRN KARL!!!!

[OdinIsMyGuide]

1:37 LMFAO!!! so awesome

[OdinIsMyGuide]

Odd. I was expectin one of the really complex riffs or some shit, this is simple scale-shredding... not rippin on em or nething, jus sayin ha

[DazedAndConfused1974]

Why the fuck would you even want to play this?

[alfrebame]

Bet you can't do it AS SLOPPY AS THIS.

[luv2scream815]

Bet you cant accept your going bald

[donkeymonkey56]

Btw y didnt he just play the kafir solo go look look it up if u dont no it

[donkeymonkey56]

Karl its not that i cant play it its that i dont want to play

[nikooxmaster]

I didn't like Karl's solo, but man, he really bent the shit outta that string

[georgebushy]

the big Nile chord for the win

[warofdarknessfang]

i bet i can play this just it would sound different and not as good so i win

[ThePlasticguitarguy1]

why are there more dislikes than likes?

*watches 0:07-0:14 and 2:08-2:22*

oh never mind

[zilverburn525]

press 1 and make your own beat!!!

[Silenoz1991]

they should do this betchacantplaythis-thing but with drummers and george would fuck them all, seriously george kollias is the man for that kinda thing

[maljaebul]

these guys are so funny \m/

[21MegaYoshi]

@xhalph0n Necro>Nile. I love both bands though.

[jameshutton0]

dallas is bob rusay!!

[FireChicken54]

The face at 0:18 almost made me piss my pants

[Leisi1337]

Kahaharl? lol

[Jaime2199]

Great explanation

[buba28]

Dallas Turd-Wang and KFC Sanders

[EliteWoWDotCom]

@buba28 dude u made me laugh so hard xD xD

[MuhammadSweepmez]

@xhalph0n Not in History. In DeathMetal History. They are more technical than a lot of these deathcore bands and pop bands, but in the DeathMetal Scene, they are not to technical /: They make up for it though with Great Music.

[MuhammadSweepmez]

@xhalph0n Chill out buddy. I like Nile, lol. Did I say that Nile sucked in any way? No. They really are the least technical band out there. And Necrophagist is ok. If you look at the name im actually making fun of him :P. You need to try not to get offended by what someone says on the internet.

[jsmallsawe]

Karl = worst shredder on the planet.  I think I blew soda out my nose when i saw him play. Wow, so bad...

[MuhammadSweepmez]

Nile=The Least technical band in death metal history.

[nlo13]

@xhalph0n

You clearly don't play guitar well, or you would actually realize how sloppy and shitty this guitar playing is. 14 year olds can play cleaner and come up with better sounding riffs. Check out the group CHON, dudes are 16 years old and LIGHT YEARS ahead of these hacks.

[TheHeraldic]

@nlo13 Man just listen to an Nile album or go to a concert.. you're so ignorant and chon is not that special. Pretty much Protest the hero but less catchy

[nlo13]

@xhalph0n

These guys suck dick. It's pretty obvious.

[ShinOnigashima]

Fuckin Krusty the Clown haha

[blackseedsofvengance]

wtf more than 50% dislikes!? WHAT THE FUCK! so what if the lick has a shitty tone. ITS NILE! like it for them because they are so fucking epic!

[MetallicAciDD]

lol they are fucking kidding im pretty sure, this is shit, not hard and doesn't sound as good as their usual work.

[jesperRocker]

badass.. in a bad way

[ryanern18]

If you play a 4 fingered diminished thingy over a harmonic minor big velocity something or other..........you'll see visions of Cleopatra's vagina.

[IronicusPaladin]

Dallas is a crazy mix of devin townsend and the guy Job from arrested development

[calvinlove0]

"Its a like diminished thingy" - no its not karl, its just shit

[TheAtomiceM]

What a shitty tone OMG

[nikooxmaster]

Press 5 over and over

[georgebushy]

@nikooxmaster press 5 and 9

[SuperORION91]

@xhalph0n

I have heard Nile. They can play, but the way their set up is, it's shit. I'm not the only one that thinks this way.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@xhalph0n its just noise

[mynameisrenegoupil]

This is Dallas Toller-Wade an I bet I cant even play this myself...

[ScreamingFoots]

well dallas , i just played it becasue i just clicked the play button LOL

[666danielclark666]

Press 5 for drum solo.

[ChainsawVsGod]

Lol I like Nile and know Dallas and Karl are awesome guitarists but this was really bad. They were probably drunk or somethin though. I can't play for shit when I'm drunk.

[SuperORION91]

Let's just face it... Nile's guitarists are SHIT!

[ChainsawVsGod]

@SuperORION91

Lets face it... Your a CUNT!

[Applehurler]

At 2:19 Karl's face goes, ARGH! THAT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE

[azfryguy]

Karl sanders? More like Kernal Sanders.

[leetsmithownsu]

the only problem is their tone, they have the gain all the way up, and it muddies up the sound

[bjm355]

@leetsmithownsu Not more of this shit about "the gain is too far up, it's muddy, or their trying to hide sloppy playing, etc. PEOPLE LIKE US PLAY WITH AS MUCH GAIN AS POSSIBLE TO ACHIVE SATURATION AND TONE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO SHOVE A JOURNY ALBUM UP YOUR SOFT, WIDE, GAY ASS!!!!! If you aren't smart enough to understand metal composition or sound, leave stuff like that to people who play/listen and "get it"! You go back to your Carly Simon LP. Looser.

[leetsmithownsu]

@bjm355 okay dude, fuck you. all i said was i dont like their tone in this video. nile is my favorite band, so why don't you go be a dick on the comments that say this was bad instead of attacking me, when im just stating my opinion.

[hlslayer123]

@leetsmithownsu Its death metal...not Mozart :p

[leetsmithownsu]

@hlslayer123 ...and the tone still sucks. my point is still valid

[hlslayer123]

@leetsmithownsu Never said it was invalid. I'm just saying that they play death metal, so having the gain all the way up makes it sound good with a band as a whole.

[leetsmithownsu]

@hlslayer123 i play death metal with gain at 5, and it sounds awesome, in a completely live setting, i use gain at 6 along with every other setting, just like JFAC in the studio and live

[hlslayer123]

@leetsmithownsu Still, there gain all the way up fits with the music they make :)

[leetsmithownsu]

@hlslayer123 fair enough, i wish there was a way to get this sound without the like random squeals, though, it does work though

[hlslayer123]

@leetsmithownsu yeah to be honest only thing that sounds good to me is the nile chord. but as a band, it doesnt bother me. but ill agree it does sounds bad by itself lol

[BottledAdrenaline]

@leetsmithownsu

There is always Mud with a distorted guitar, that is why they use High Pass Filters when they mix to clean up the sound.

[leetsmithownsu]

@BottledAdrenaline yeah man, in my earlier comment, i said i liked their tone in the albums, just not this video

[Blade686]

@leetsmithownsu The real problem is the alcohol level in their blood.

[xenocide100588]

@Blade686 Correction, its the blood level in their alcohol...

My face hurts from how bad this is... it almost made me want to make a bonfire with my guitars... 0.0

[GuitardedCrafty]

@leetsmithownsu Thats definitely not the "only" problem. If it were just clean youd be able to hear their suck all the more clearer

[leetsmithownsu]

@GuitardedCrafty aww... thats hurtful hahahaha

[RichardIsAlive]

@leetsmithownsu their tone has and always will be perfect to me. I can differentiate between the notes just fine. plus so what if they like pinches. I don't see a problem with that.

[leetsmithownsu]

@RichardIsAlive again, im not dissing on the band, since theyre one of my favorites, but i am just saying, that on this particular video, i don't like the tone. i also dont think the pinches were intentional. but the only thing im going to say now is that i dont like the tone, as an opinion.

[RichardIsAlive]

@leetsmithownsu eh, maybe a little mess up is good here and then. but I do think the pinches were intentional because of the rhythm in where they were placed.

[Konq11]

lol,that sucks so bad xD

[Seth2294]

LOL@"patteren"

[TheJonMaster]

LOL Karl is a great guitarist but his thing looks sooooooo easy.

[tethmysterium]

Karl looks as if he had started drinking the night before and hadn't stopped.

[DANTHETUBEMAN]

ITS NOT THE NOTES YOU PLAY,,,ITS WHEN YOU PLAY EM,,,

[EFFERMAY]

is this a parody?

[GuitardedSavant357]

ewww.

[jefffromjoise]

"It's a CRAP!" -Admiral Akbar

[italianguerrilla]

Man, karl sucks so much! He could start to eat guitars...

[colorblindvids]

You guys talk shit about them...go listen to some of the shit from Annihilation Of The Wicked, Cast Down The Heretic solo, or something from Ithyphallic, and I guarantee you, you will change your opinion rickie-fuckin-tikie

[immabrit]

dallas has a longer and pointier headstock so he wins lol jk but seriously

[chavhater94]

i bet i can



[InfiniteMisery003]

lol its called metronome

[Som1onu2be]

Haha "It's kind of a pateren"

[xXDethMetalGodXx]

1:53 - 2:03 so what you just said inspired you to just hit the E string....

[espuser3]

@xXDethMetalGodXx

no man the lick ends with the E string and he just said its epic because he does tha wicked lick and then mighty nile with the open A. listen before you write shit ;)

[xXDethMetalGodXx]

@espuser3 normally i would be pissed off at you saying something like that to me but i do deserve that because i admit i wasnt exactly paying attention to the entire video until i saw what he was talking about after i saw it a second time so thank you for not being a total dick about it

[espuser3]

@xXDethMetalGodXx no probs. that wasn't at all mean from my side. but yeah i can understand it cause he talks much and stuff so alright!

[xXDethMetalGodXx]

@espuser3 ok sweet dude :)

[Obfuscate02]

hahahahaa 0:33 - epic jizz face!!

[crabssssss]

Betcha have more hair then you.

[mystinger72]

I won't talk shit about the guitar playing. Sweet!! However, WTF is up with the hair lol.

[san21893]

dallas sounded more brutal slower god damn

[DirectShot999]

Nile isn't a speed band anyways... what more do you expect?

[NavySealRay]

even tho this was pretty chaotic,Nile is still one of my favorite bands.if you havnt listened to Nile,please do.

[TheSasquatch223]

0:33  I JUST CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flipedup]

omfg... fucking hilarious when he desribes the drum fill.. he actually sounds retarded!!! haahahahahahahaha

[AfroAlex97]

Shit

[anuj72]

At around 2:25 when Karl is done playing the riff, they skip to the next scene because the camera crew was probably laughing. You can hear them laugh a little at around 2:27, lmao.

[TheWezel1995]

Hate the first one... and the second one.

[TheWezel1995]

Hate the first one... 

[Death66reaper6]

these licks sound terrible. (btw i know i cant play it so shut up) it really doesnt showcase their skills properly. to make as music as godly as they do, this was really disappointing

[sk8boarder125]

I can't play this cause i don't want to.

[ShredableGuitar]

Not really.

[ryanern18]

@AtyncX Do you have the official list of or are you just rocking your skullet?

[Julianjst]

@AtyncX are you gUYS SERIOUS?!!?! Do you even play guitar. Firstly, the guy on the right is playing something ez. Secondly, the guy on left you can't even hear what he's playing. Close your eyes, and listen to how bad he sounds (left guy)

[GEETARS3]

@xhalph0n

How come they sucked on this then?

[mrtrashmetal123]

@xhalph0n so ur gay

[mrtrashmetal123]

@xhalph0n and yet you replied funking idiot

[Julianjst]

man there both total shit. Who are these losers? who actually likes theses guys?



[TheMrwill20]

So why are who watching there videos if you don't like their stuff? Is it just to right shitty comments? If you can do better than them post a vid.

[Haloman777]

I think Karl was trollin us

[breathingreflection]

@xhalph0n True. But I don't really get how someone can do a "betcha" video and then play only on one string.

[mrtrashmetal123]

@xhalph0n then why did you reply back

[mrtrashmetal123]

@xhalph0n what about your mom?

[joeshmoa7x]

It's amazing what a metronome can do at 3:20

[mrtrashmetal123]

@xhalph0n yea but they look like douchebags

[MrUnseenBucket]

2:22 i get the impression this guys a very angry masturbator

[zantoine]

@MrUnseenBucket LOL

[superhomsar2112]

Someone make a gif out of 1:45-1:47

[1krasio1]

pres 5 repeatedly !

[FtaCapoeiraWoot]

It's kinda uh, a pattererrn

[Deathtone6666]

1:45 = Best drumming ever

[tehgrim08]

Guys go listen some of niles shit then hate. I'm a fan of nile and yes i can admit that this isnt they're best work.

[spideyh2003]

this is why Hermal Li and the dragon force guys should not have been popular.. now look at the poeple they influenced. garbage..

[purplesquirrl]

@spideyh2003 Are you talking about Nile? They're 80s man. They rip dragonfarces fuckin head off and shit down the neckhole, then bring them back to life to be their rotting slaves.

[DarknessSpawned]

Again, why does it matter if the lesson sounds good or not? Not only do they play some of the heaviest shit in the world, they also go out everyday and play there asses off for you guys. So before you bitch about how bad the guitar playing sounds, think about where they are and where you are.

[TocsDK]

Wow haters...

[darklordbaf]

If this is shit, I would like to see you guys try to do what they do

[HarryJohnstonA]

Dallas doesn't know how to fix the shit that he played LOL

[ExplosiveNixon]

In a more recent video, Karl said that they were exhausted in this video and that's why it turned out the way it did. He expressed his dissatisfaction with the video and explained that they had been touring relentlessly.

[WencesWasHere]

Haha this was awful, still like them for having the cojones to do it anyway (despite being fucking hi as hell, like you didn't notice), great band tho.

[heyz0os]

hahaha at 0:13 he has that look where he KNOWS it wasn't that great :P

[zoraliciousful]

I showed this to my guitar teacher and he said,"How fucking stoned are they?"

[John19Morley93]

HI THIS IS KARL SANDERS, I BETCHA CANT SUCK SOME ASS LIKE THIS DOES!

[SkippyUsht]

sure they suck as guitar players... but this is fucking hilarious!!

and they make awsome songs

[MeltTheStrings]

I betcha I can, and I betcha I can make it sound better too.

[ray625164]

0:33 That is the face I make when I choke my chicken.

[warlockmetal1]

Why isnt Nile showing us one of their bomb-ass riffs?

[benno369]

This is Karl from nile...and i's at weigh watchers because...

[peachy901]

Hi this is Kar-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­IIIIIIIISE!

[jayzee91]

Betcha Cant Grow Hair ..

[SladjanBenak]

This guys have a great sense for humor XD

[ChainsawVsGod]

I play like shit when I'm drunk too. Cut em some slack.

[fattybergeson]

"its kind of a PATTERIN"

[M0rg4duh]

the guys are like, seriously thinking they're play something reeeeeeally fast and great. Karl and Dallas, i recommend, as a guitar player, that you would either play some green day or STUDY THE FUCKING INTRUMENT

[John19Morley93]

"It's like a, 4 fingered diminshed, thingy..."

NO KARL, IT'S JUST SHIT.

[UnyieldingDefiance]

I think Nile overcomplicate there shreds too much to the point were they can sound shit.

[WoWintosh]

It's not that I can't play it, it's just that I don't want to. Also, these guys are absolutely hammered.

[Xdeath606metalX]

Keep on pressing 5 on your keyboard! xD

[b1ackdahlia]

hi this is dallas toller and i betcha i cant grow hair anymore.

[InHisName9210]

"patter-en"

[bigAshizzle]

It's a four finger diminished thingy, of course!

[thetitzzleishere]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[joyoskater]

"Four finger diminished thingy ... this guys a musical genius."

[cdawghimself]

Some of these "Betcha Can't..." videos are just competitions to see who can play finger warm ups the fastest

[azbadgahad]

You win, Karl.  You win.

[TheRuoka]

If you wanna make this vid 100 times more fun pause and play and press 5 :D

[Killer9299]

worst.... guitarists..... EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[bobtheatog]

@Killer9299 Listen to Nile and then say that comment. Just becuase they cant shred like Vai or laiho doesnt meen they "suck"

[Killer9299]

@bobtheatog i've listened to nile their music is ok, but as guitarists they are terrible, i don't care how fast they can play but how cleanly they can play and how good whatever they play sounds

[bobtheatog]

@Killer9299 They're not terrible as guitarist. They just cant shred. Listen to ANY Nile song. And tell me that the gutiar is terrible

[Killer9299]

@bobtheatog i know read my previous comment more carefully i don't care whether or not they can play fast all i care about is how clean they are and they are incredibly sloppy

[koryakapelinal333]

@Killer9299 And you also said that they are terrible guitarists. You sound like the typical guitar snob who thinks if a guitar player doesn't constantly sweep pick and tap and string skip then they are terrible. Nile's music is all about atmosphere, not constantly stroking their musical cocks by basically saying "OH HOLY SHIT LOOK HOW FUCKING AWESOME I AM" like Steve Vai or Malmsteen, or Gus G and so on. Besides they are playing pieces of songs from Ithyphallic not exercises like normal BCPT.

[koryakapelinal333]

@Killer9299 And you also said that they are terrible guitarists. You sound like the typical guitar snob who thinks if a guitar player doesn't constantly sweep pick and tap and string skip then they are terrible. Nile's music is all about atmosphere, not constantly stroking their musical cocks by basically saying "OH HOLY SHIT LOOK HOW FUCKING AWESOME I AM" like Steve Vai or Malmsteen, or Gus G and so on. Besides they are playing pieces of songs from Ithyphallic unlike normal BCPT.