SSI's Shred of the Month: Copy Machine Shredding (P)

[IncredableDrE]

Man that thing shreded that printer like an orange! Now let's see what it could do to a real orange.

[Mlwtca]

I think this should be on Destroyed in seconds.

[Sohave]

how about office chairs, I would like to se what happens when their penumetric tube bursts

[CleansWithRag]

This is what the guys in Office Space should have done to their copier!

[ThatKidFromVancouver]

will it shred, that is the quistion

[843andrew]

shredding is so entertaining...im subscribing

[teogrimo]

How come I find all this so hypnotizing?

[transdrole]

Now put it back together

[ReprieveinMadness]

everybody cries about the vintage crap being mulched, the ugly beetle, the asteroids cabinet, nobody wants to mope about outdated office equipment?

[Gatewayuser200]

@ReprieveinMadness I do

[ReprieveinMadness]

@Gatewayuser200 My apologies friend, I was unaware of your attachment to this device. A moment of silence is due

[BT42Crap]

...chomp chomp chomp..

[HardcoreAnimeOtaku]

I hear some Office Space lines coming...

[H1tlerPapa]

@Kiliankoe Drop in the machine the Blend :D

[geardoorlock]

i think there is a sonic X CD in there : )

[chezvegas87]

Good video but that conveyor belt is shit more went on the floor than in the skip!!

[Mr27ace27]

speaker rape!

[samnelso]

1:12 that big ass piece on the near side slips right through unscathed lol.

[willghass]

@samnelso LOL I know. They should have tossed it back in the machine!

[digitalrailroader]

@Kiliankoe Actually, this is "Will It Blend"...ON STEROIDS!

[w7nter]

PC Load Letter

[awesomelightning]

OH YOU DAM COPI MACHINE WUUUURK!!!! GRRR! *shred*

[yamaguto]

is this the american way to recycle??? there are many electronic components (and toxic components) that could be separated (coltan ,copper, lead etc etc...)

[43932]

not very fast !

[TheSonicGod]

Noisy as all hell, but I'm loving the destruction!

[dovetastic]

You need to shred things while they are plugged in like TVs, Computers, stereos, vacuum cleaners and power tools would be great.

[dovetastic]

I need to get myself one of those for sure!

[kennedye2112]

I hope you guys took the toner cartridges out first, I wouldn't want to be hanging around when those went through. It's bad enough when you're just replacing one...

[1111Davo1]

@kennedye2112 pfft, real men breath it straight

[andysim232]

Sometimes i want to put my printer in here lol

[fight2flyphoto]

Man, you know how much this video helps people get through their days? I hate messing with copy machines!

[cdog01134]

Yeah... Im gonna need a cover sheet on those TPS reports- Office Space

[Kousaburo]

Now put it back together. I'll fetch the super glue.

Ever see Office Space?

[pbk718]

+1

So much for security issues on the internal hard drive!

[digitalbroadcaster]

Good job I don't work there! I'd be left standing in a totally empty factory, with nothing but a shredder and a HUGE pile of bits. I'd be a crazy man!!

[BFMVpwnage5168]

that sounded painful

[stezkamilan]

hell, i am gonna start a shredding machine manufacturing business just to make a video of my shredder shredding the SSI shredder.

[VCRAGE]

@stezkamilan LOL :D would be funny

[mitchamus]

no more PC LOAD LETTER for him.

[Peedlebum]

Pardon...???  :o)

[WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP]

i expect my new ears to be mailed to me PRONTO.

[METH3454]

When Osma Bin Laden get's caught i would LOVE to see him thrown into this Death Chamber but i would slow down the cranks a wee bit just for him , i think it would be more exciting than flying planes into buildings, what do you say people thumbs up ?

[artifactingreality]

imagine a horror movie about a killer who tied people up and dropped them into that thing. fuck that would be terrifying.

[METH3454]

@artifactingreality , and i thought i was a sick fuck !!!

[heruskael]

@artifactingreality

Go see Wrong Turn 2. Trust me.

[samdark2000]

awful taste

[Serostern]

...I think you have a paper jam :/

[msylvain59]

I would have enjoyed disassembling this big one screw after screw and reuse as many parts as possible for electronics projects :'(

[OK2BCK]

Exactly!

[JD161]

what do they do with it after its sredded

[senseit2007]

I hate to tell them this but.. The only thing wrong was the paper was jammed. lol

[mukatuna]

Looks like half the copier went on the floor, rather on the conveyor.

[KinetikPlayground]

its paper jamming days are over!

[shinedog81]

I just "shredded" Paris Hilton last night!  Zing!

[weeruz]

I feel sorry for you.

[pundit116]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  +1

[uselessarab]

when are these guys gonna shred paris hilton??

[skyhawk2958]

u can see her now, going down like the terminator with a thumbs up

[teletubbykiller23]

@uselessarab no paris and brittney at the same time

[Nogls]

Hehehe, OYaaaa. That make me feel GOOD as I fix  copiers.

[Aussie50]

I never get tired of this one :D

[hydrolisk1792]

I still say that I could use E-Scrap. I build stuff and have to dump hunt for that shit.  You could have that stuff sent to me than I give you the parts that I don't need!!

[hydrolisk1792]

Wow, you know, I build stuff, and I could have used A LOT of parts off of that copy machine. I wish that people would give me stuff like insted of having to husle all my parts. . . :(

[waaazapwnz]

wow, i wannna throw my friend in there!!!

[sterry02]

I would hate to have someone throw my dress shoe in that thing

[tilex08]

hahahaa, thats the weirdest comment iv ever read, your a goober.

[transdrole]

That particular shredder sucks.

[nowootno]

Well, for the record, it's a primary shredder, so its particle size is going to be coarse.

[youtert]

What the hell does "PC LOAD LETTER" mean!?!

[djpageyboi]

what you talkin' bout lewis

[mindandbodyasone]

hahaha!

[autobotguy]

I bet they never expected it to be that friggin loud!

[lukeclews]

You should keep one piece of scrap from everything you have shredded and then make a museum =]

[explosionsauce1]

so powerful, it shreds the very fabric of the space time continuum.

[Laser174300]

only if you put a flux capacitor in there

[WASEEMNAEEM]

With 1.21 gigawatts. lol

[ccoraxfan]

No, that'd hafta be jigawatts.

[dwnhilmtbr]

I want to see a shreder get shreded LOL!!!

[CrushingStuffRocks]

shred an xbox 360 in it.

[bshssooks]

i was just thinking that! its what those pieces of shit deserve! ps3 all da way :D

[ricoatheist]

I want to put the copy machine from my office in there... it is a piece of shit.

[djpageyboi]

WATCH IT SHRED! \\ Human Penis // (SSI Shredder)

[bushiuk]

that was HALF of the extremely large copier.

In fact, it was the finishing unit of an old Xerox 5090. I used to use one about 10 years ago

[Tommiclio]

needs a lid!

[thest3alth]

You guys think it would be able to shred a MASSIVE thing of chewed chewing gum, or would is jam?

Reply/discuss please xD

[EclipseWebJS]

They should have added a second stage to PRI-MAX, where it's ground into smaller pieces.

[viperd911]

wow there is alot more in one of those things then i every would have guessed

[msylvain59]

Oh my god ! For me this is almost an horror movie, because I love to take apart such items, screw after screw, and these big one should have made my busy for a few days !

[revnstpaul]

there is no paper jam!

[SpoolinWRX]

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

[Rub3n666]

xD...

[Pahkasika0]

It was a fighter ^^

[AnalNapalm]

yeaaah! shred that bitch

[dozza101]

orrite now glue them peices back together

[robsnolongernmuskoka]

you haven't seen nothing till you've seen one of these 50 foot high and 200 foot long :)

[eckojuice]

id love to put my dick in that

[googooly1]

Why the made the tray so small that most of the pieces fall down

[maTs00ka]

the copier put up a decent fight

[luxurytech]

lol the shredding machine got got jammed while shredding a JAMMED COPY MACHINE

[fresky74]

OK WHO FORGOT TO PUT THE SKIP UNDER IT????

Get the bloody brush.

[mouthlock]

YEAH! Oh what's that, the paper is jammed..... SHRED IT! Damn office copier.

Love it!

[transdrole]

LOUD!

[chris0henderson]

ahh, now it may be difficult to repair that copier.

[desinfector]

no. just give it to MacGyver.

a swiss-made pocket knive, chewing gum (yum yum)

:-)

[desinfector]

By the way, does everyone know that the lambs

in copying-machines can be fluorescent lamps - not just Incandescent lights? So its possible that u might be surrounded

by dust containing mercury when working with a shredder.

And flatscreen monitors contain mercury as well. Necessary for the background illumination.

Mayb these things have to be extracted first before shredding electrical devices completely.

[solidsnake123]

or the Maytag Repair Man XD

[elchingoncabron]

this my friends, is beautiful

[ClaudioArrau]

this my friend(s) is pure stupidity. Yes i like sseing it, but there is a much better way to recycle that stuff. The Copier has ... i mean had plastic, metal and electronics.

[desinfector]

I think the fragments have to be shreddered more

(into smaller fragments) in order to seperate plastic,

metal, glass and so on

[LouisMusic2007]

watch the refrigerator shredding video, it goes through the whole process

[Dividend]

CARNAGE!

[example2006]

this machine is my project :)

[danebo001]

This appears a good shaver...

[DoubleOneZero1010]

now put it back together!

[DRUMMAGEEE]

does it come with an anoying man?

[schenkel123]

"Boss, I have broken our copy machine..."

[ClaudioArrau]

Yeah, it accidentally fell into a Shredder.

[raggmanss]

would it shred water

[tganzrussell]

Man i want one, dont know what for. But thats very cool.

[hihhul]

Down goes the terminator

[zimfromBM]

shred a blendtec blender

[chrisrenrocks]

blend a blender

[camcamcam12123]

shred a bunch of rubber hose or rope

[jschmid]

I wanna work there!

[90sHappyHardcore]

Now id like to see someone fix it.

[starkist1480]

what happen if you step on that shredder while running? Is it going to rip you into million pieces?

[Foxontherun2]

no it whitetens your teeth

[peepeevagi]

Then let's throw the english in there :P

[richnrare1972]

Shred a cadaver! SICK

[KamakazieIdiot]

hey has anyone seen my... Oh Fuck!

[YouDummy]

You guys must go through mountains of earplugs.

[ptscao]

WATCH IT SHRED!\\mountains of earplugs// ..lol

[eliplan312]

hehehe

[BroadcastBuddy]

Have you seen the Hammel Shredder? Awesome!!

[rysnyper50002]

(The first five seconds) My ears, they ring like church bells at 12 pm. AUGHHHHH

[DudeManGuy1019]

"One of these days I'm going to kick that piece of **** out the window!"

[Stupidfart9876]

what a mess

[Rythem4ever01]

Can somebody put some roadkill in it

[Bellwestern80]

I don't think this is what needed copied...

[starfleet030]

:( there was a decent amount of beautiful lenses in there :(

[iCONICAACINOCi]

You'd think they'd fit a bigger sides on that, so much stuff falls out...

I don't think it would shred canon balls though...

[zaxt3r]

they have a different design for that...look up bowling balls

[texNoz]

I hope they removed the drum first.. I wouldn't want to be breathing all that selenium-arsenic dust myself..

[ArmoredPersonel48698]

My ears are bleeding

[gardnerbm]

i want to see them shred a bunch of computer monitors

[OK2BCK]

shame destroy so many sophisticated sensors and stepper motors. Lot of fun though :D

[bradmann85]

its kinda like watching a spider eatting.

[R33SkylineDriver]

gotta love that sound

[LinkinK1d03]

The piece of white scrap at 1:56 just wouldn't shred ^^

[semnopithecus2]

aluminium bar

[toxic8606]

That WAS a copy machine...

[maclover201]

That's a monstrous copy machine.

[30GB]

man wat a waste wold took some parts out and reuse them like ball bearings and motors and fans.

[TheGeek1028]

"Hey, can you copy something for me?"

"No, our copy machine's broken."

"What happened?"

""SSI happened..."

[hd305]

Oh,Nice joke!　GJ!

[p3rsonalch33s3it]

Initech's new toy?

[Mangozrule11]

wheeee Um my copy machine is shreded i wonder why.........

[wvshriver]

Someone had better call the Xerox man...

[Aussie50]

Looks like the waste toner collector? (rectangular aluminum tube) survived!, I'd hate to be breathing the toner dust tho!

Notice all the steel wire from the stapler supply spools!

I'll stick to recycling copiers the old fashioned way - by hand!, that way hobbyists get to reuse some of the parts.

[ElectricAfroMan]

Nope, not the waste container. It's plastic and in a different part of a docutech. That's just the finisher that they shredded...

[coondogtheman1234]

Id like to take this copier apart and rig it or gut it lol do what the hell i want to do with it

[utoober1234]

COPY THIS BE-OTCH (says at 0:22)

[DarthSlayden]

thats not a good shredder

[jesuschristbitch]

i think their smart enough to have good ventalation systems and to gut things before they shread em.

[soldersucker]

Wow I would NOT want to work there. Those people have NO idea how much TOXIC dust shredding electrical and industrial equipment throws in the air which quickly gets into thier lungs.

[pressyou]

WOW what a safe way to dispose of industrial equipments!

[smidge146]

they probably do though.

[soldersucker]

HA! Are you BLIND? They obviously dont use any protection or ventilation as you can see toxic dust blow into the air next to them. Someone is not the sharpest tool in the shead!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[YouGotMales]

Someone is not the best speller in the shead!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!1

[crapper1]

make more like every week make a video

[nafango22]

Its missing something.

Oh yea, "damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

[RemoteProcedureCall]

At 1:16 you can see that huge metal thing slide in between the shredders

[coondogtheman1234]

that metal bar I saw that too

[HezekiahMunson]

That's what happens to machines that paper jam, you got that printer?

[behahve1]

I HATE COPIERS!

SHRED ANOTHER ONE!

[Abaft6]

Any body need something copied...oh wait it`s in the shreader right now.

[deora2dude]

i think you broke it...

[bschott]

It said "PC LOAD LETTER" one too many times to the wrong person ;)

[heelfan1234]

Yeah drop George Bush and Blair in there. Like they shredded the lives of people in Iraq by lying about WMD for their own purpose. You don't see them fighting out there. Cowards. Drop them in the shredder.

[randumbguy]

You must be one sick person to wish that on someone.

[heelfan1234]

How many agonizing deaths do you think liar Bush has been responsible for?

People have been executed for war crimes for far less.

[behahve1]

I'm with ya.

[overmind2]

im with you man