When I was a kid in high school there was a serial killer who lived near me. He owned a large pig farm where he would sometimes invite high school kids over to come drink and do drugs. Some nights he would drive into the city, pick up a hooker and take her back to his pig farm. He did this over fifty times.
Pigs are excellent at disposing of corpses, they even eat the bones. Aside from eating bones, it is believed that Robert Pickton’s pigs found their way into the McDonald’s menu, snuggled between a greasy disk of ground beef and some processed cheese. Pork is the most important part of the bacon double cheese burger, as well as the pink disk in your McMuffins. It is also believed that McDonald’s worked to cover up this horrible atrocity of second hand cannibalism.
Oh man, I would've loved that stuff when I was a kid! I could use the microphone and headset to pretend I'm a singer, and put the guitar on my Barbie.
Okay the "get up and exercise" thing on the MCDONALDS happy meal box is crazy. Remember It's MCDONALDS! One of the most unhealthy places on earth. Good motivation!
Hey, I got the electric guitar! :) It maybe kind of simple, but I keep it clipped to my bag like a key-chain, and I randomly pretend to rock out on it from time to time.. XD
i had the microphone and it stinked like old people (sorry for you old people in the world the are reading this BUT IT'S TRUE) and it sucked i said something in it then i dropped it on the floor and just left it there.THIS GUY IS TELLING THE TRUTH
@THEORIGINALtdawgydog WHOA, dick head? THAT's original! =.= you deserve an award for being dumb enough to think that posting rude comments makes you big and strong when in reality you probably get your mom to tuck you in at night. cool your jets, samson. there are younger kids that watch his videos.
mike dear, all happy meal toys SUCK (well exept for the little teck decks those were reasonable) but really, don't just go for the American Idol go for happy meal toys in general.
To show you how twisted the world has become, people become blind from the truth, when they do things for Pride in an attempt to win Praise. Happy meal toys get kids to stop eating, when the toys are given when the parent thinks the child has enough to eat. For others, how many kids really finish all of their happy meal, before tearing into the toy. It is societies traditions that make us fat, where grand-maw pushes that extra piece of pie, and is bent on making sure we have enough to eat...
Oops I'm in rehab again I cut off my hair I divorced kefeb oh baby baby this toy is so laaaame cuz it's in a happy meal bahaha XD I probably got some of it wring but oh well
I used to work at a mcd and I gained 37 pounds in 6 month. Now I am working out and I've lost 10 pounds in the last 3 months. This is a real story. Thanks God I quit otherwise I'll be 300 pounds for real. Fast food is delicious but kills you rapidly. When I have kids in a future I won't let them eat fast food. Fast food is the #1 cause of obesity in the USA.
i remember these toys when i brought my niece and nephew to mcdonalds they had the microphone out ever since then they wanted to go to burger king for their birthday still a living hell there too with crappy toys and sticky tables
Why do the kids need a fake ipod, just about every kid now has a cellphone, a facebook, and some music device made by Steve Jobs! I'm 19 and a 6 year old can figure out the latest technology faster than I can!
Wait... You take the piss out of these toys but you wasted the time and money to collect them? Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending them or anything, sure they do look pretty stupid but just pointing out the contradiction there. :P
Excuse me? That wast favorite happy meal theme! Lol
maddijewel07 1 day ago
I think the iPod one was cool
zoomglue1994 5 days ago
You could use that guitar as a whoopee cushion. In fact I have.
MadamWriterGal 6 days ago 2
the headset looks like a wireless Xbox360 headset
robloxperson3982 1 week ago
I had the guitar and microphone. I remember playing with them all the time when I was little.
KatSaysTallyHo 1 week ago
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!jklol
DuelinKingOfGames 1 week ago
I actually had the guitar thing when I was smaller, I remembered playing the whole song in the car then dropping it out the window
Bluelightning915 1 week ago
Clay Aiken VS Mike Mozart American Idol Smackdown!!!!!!
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Lame ass happy meal toy apply directly to the forehead, Lame ass happy meal toy apply directly to the forehead XD i LMAO
HankADT666 2 weeks ago 4
240p we meet again..
TheJamelAndAdam 3 weeks ago
Lol when you mass your forehead with the mic
Nekosculta 3 weeks ago
5 stars!!!!!
SCREECHINGTIGER458 3 weeks ago
i have the i pod
vampire6638 3 weeks ago
I think kids would actually really like the applause gun, after all it's noisy and annoying, just the sort of thing I loved as a kid.
NattalaChao 4 weeks ago
I could smell chicken mcnuggets while I watched this.
JackandSally4ever 1 month ago
I think these are better than the McDonald's version of Bionicles.
Sakurablossom131313 1 month ago 4
@Sakurablossom131313 i was crying when i saw how they insulted bionicle
conan1412robloxian 3 weeks ago
@conan1412robloxian ikr
Sakurablossom131313 3 weeks ago
i have the applauase gun
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@DonHoseGaming - I agree 100%
Mojoacejojo 1 month ago
Really?
Leo61684 1 month ago
I think him singing is WAY BETTER than FUSTIN FIEBER
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When I was a kid in high school there was a serial killer who lived near me. He owned a large pig farm where he would sometimes invite high school kids over to come drink and do drugs. Some nights he would drive into the city, pick up a hooker and take her back to his pig farm. He did this over fifty times.
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Pigs are excellent at disposing of corpses, they even eat the bones. Aside from eating bones, it is believed that Robert Pickton’s pigs found their way into the McDonald’s menu, snuggled between a greasy disk of ground beef and some processed cheese. Pork is the most important part of the bacon double cheese burger, as well as the pink disk in your McMuffins. It is also believed that McDonald’s worked to cover up this horrible atrocity of second hand cannibalism.
OccupyMcDonalds 1 month ago
Oh man, I would've loved that stuff when I was a kid! I could use the microphone and headset to pretend I'm a singer, and put the guitar on my Barbie.
desertsonata 1 month ago
i had the guitar thing. i used it as a bracelet.
LittleParisJoy 1 month ago
Okay the "get up and exercise" thing on the MCDONALDS happy meal box is crazy. Remember It's MCDONALDS! One of the most unhealthy places on earth. Good motivation!
cupcakepandaglitter 1 month ago
are there knock off?
pitcherass123 1 month ago
They're not that bad
gemstar102 1 month ago
All them sound effects in the background. Enuff said.
aleyamodel09 1 month ago
I love the song LOL
puppypup1235 1 month ago
Happy meal toys!!! A knockoff iPod. LOL
cybertek3188 2 months ago
Rapeist
ImToFrEsH0E 2 months ago
I have the mic
1999737 2 months ago
i have the guitar
Thehamsterhelpcenter 2 months ago
really who would want those pieces of crap
cbcussr2000 2 months ago
@cbcussr2000 People with very low expectations, as well as very low income families. It's sad.
ExplorerDS6789 2 months ago
LOL my art teacher thought the guitar one was so cool she showed it to the whole class and i laughed inside. lul.
yourcrazybroski 2 months ago
Man i feel shorted, all i got was the lame ipod. :/
LizzySkellington 2 months ago
I had the ipod
oliveislovable 2 months ago
"Lame ass happy meal toy, apply directly to the forehead" O.o XD
weby113 2 months ago
the headset i had when i was lil if u presse the star on the side a song sung
iFunnyTV1 2 months ago
EPIC FAIL
chance33971 2 months ago
0:27-0:48
Better than 90% of youtube videos.
GizmoFan1 2 months ago
i got all of those hate thoes tings
lolcrazegal 2 months ago
They do exsit
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Sunglasses are at least one thing you can get in a happy meal that's actually practical.
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voerendaal1 3 months ago
@voerendaal1 Extraterrestrials don't exist, stupid.
ChaosMew161 3 months ago
chriscrocker would be like LEAVE HER ALONE XD XD XD XD
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Ruined by stupid sound effects.
feckingbillgates 3 months ago
I want the clappy thing!
TheKittengirl23 3 months ago
Lame-arse toys.
NxmbPxwer 3 months ago
Hey, I got the electric guitar! :) It maybe kind of simple, but I keep it clipped to my bag like a key-chain, and I randomly pretend to rock out on it from time to time.. XD
MegaLisa830 3 months ago
i think this dude actually wanted to play with the toys...
hebrewsfl 3 months ago
Hilarious!
redbamafan 3 months ago
I had the microphone and the headset and like one year before they had singing action figures!!
ZocatFilms 4 months ago
BurgerKing sucks on everything else but. my Sister says their toys are better.
gigy625 4 months ago
i had the microphone and it stinked like old people (sorry for you old people in the world the are reading this BUT IT'S TRUE) and it sucked i said something in it then i dropped it on the floor and just left it there.THIS GUY IS TELLING THE TRUTH
brattymonster 4 months ago in playlist Liked
the first headset thing looks like the drive through headset; maybe they are subliminally prepping kids for that job....
cheetocairo 4 months ago 79
id give it 1000stairs outta 1star XD
thepokefanlolz 4 months ago
I have the McD Ipod, don't know where it is but I have it. Going to miss Simon.
Phoenixtear101 4 months ago
song needs to be on itunes
yopeeps62 4 months ago
usuck
ninjaloot100 4 months ago
i will give u 0 sar
MrAymankh33 4 months ago
greatest mcdonalds toy ever: lego yes they sold lego but for only 1 month and it was i think 1995
MrJustmeinspace 4 months ago
i got that mic that you rubed on your forthead
143BaybeeBoo 4 months ago
i got that mic
143BaybeeBoo 4 months ago
Shit in london u get one crappy toy, dont be selfish! u guys are lucky that is years of fun!
jcjwizawazlol 4 months ago
@jcjwizawazlol thats all of the toys not just the ones that come with one meal
mrspritezero 4 months ago
When I Had The Headphones I Acted Like The Scout From Team Fortress 2
.......What? Don't Judge Me.
000jellyfish 4 months ago
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HarryD003 5 months ago
In the 90's the toys were the best thing, now japan tooken our spot for it these days
dskolenko 5 months ago 12
I played with that little guitar for three days...
Dethixx 5 months ago
sry there r no stares
Hulknate1234 5 months ago
lame ass happy meal toy apply directly to your fore head lame ass happy meal toy
apply directly to your fore
nicole78232728 5 months ago
the mic was cool...
supersonicfan8 5 months ago
that mini guittar can be used by a teddy bear
Dinomovies22 5 months ago
The mic busted my lip
loganandgracieshow24 5 months ago
oops Im in rehab again, I have cut of my hair, I divorce Kevin, O BABY BABY it such a deam shame this toy is so laame. its in a Mc Donalds happy meal
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Have it ever been any toys from McDonalds that hasn't been garbage? As awful as there burgers!!!
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dagbli 5 months ago
I remember havin The microphone and the headphones, they werent that much fun after like a week, i was better off with my fries XD
Bowsah100 5 months ago
1:20 I have and love this toy!
ShyroiVIDS 5 months ago
Hey!! Im still 9 & i eat them!! Only im up 2 milkshakes...
TheMixter123 5 months ago
I actually got the headphones when I was little and acted like I was a telemarketer or something. At least it entertained me somehow.
thegatesoflife76 5 months ago 115
@thegatesoflife76 i would of teathed on it
nyancat45 5 months ago
brittney spears mad 796 accounts and disliked this vid
shadic971 5 months ago
I So Remember getting That XD
MiMi86771 5 months ago
This video is lame.
DerekandOlivia 5 months ago
lol i have some of those toys :P
Sarahpie10 5 months ago
i used to LOVE that guitar and microphone D:
FriedChickenRocks1 5 months ago
I started eating adult meals when I was....8 or younger....I'M HUNGRY! XD
XGeorgiaLPSX 5 months ago
@XGeorgiaLPSX LOL i ate adult meals at 7
megapichu123 5 months ago
@megapichu123 Yeah, I'm a hog. :3 I love food XD
XGeorgiaLPSX 5 months ago
@XGeorgiaLPSX XD
megapichu123 5 months ago
Their not really fails, their just mcdonalds toys. And these are actually considered good mcdonalds toys.
SideshowBob7633 5 months ago
come on man little kids like these tings
MrFerncreek 5 months ago
@MrFerncreek im using my dads account and im 9 and all of that stuff in there is crap
jamesec4th 5 months ago
@jamesec4th agreed but im 10 but u get it
megapichu123 5 months ago
God you suck. Dick headed YouTube show host. *Hands gun* "Obese guy with too many toys, apply gun directly to your forehead :D"
THEORIGINALtdawgydog 5 months ago
@THEORIGINALtdawgydog wow you suck... T.T
BakaofLulz 5 months ago
@THEORIGINALtdawgydog WHOA, dick head? THAT's original! =.= you deserve an award for being dumb enough to think that posting rude comments makes you big and strong when in reality you probably get your mom to tuck you in at night. cool your jets, samson. there are younger kids that watch his videos.
ShizukaniiKira 5 months ago in playlist FAIL TOYS
no wonder i like burger king
nakine123 6 months ago
@MegaSeptim agreed
NitroDragster426 6 months ago
mike dear, all happy meal toys SUCK (well exept for the little teck decks those were reasonable) but really, don't just go for the American Idol go for happy meal toys in general.
TabbiCat101 6 months ago
i want some of those cheese burgers now.
Daugueffxi 6 months ago
i wish my happy meal came with that many toys 0.0
TheNerdgirl13 6 months ago
hey i still have the first one some where
Dragonslayers360 6 months ago
I have the iPod. Er, had. I threw it at the cashier when I first tried it out.
AngelofMusic1416 6 months ago
LOL Funny I <3 Jeepersmedia
justinbiebzluver678 6 months ago
I can stay home and eat apples- gimme some greasy-ass junk food!!
swimmerB0B 6 months ago
i had had that toy ipod
mhawklolol 6 months ago
oh my gosh! i remember that!
Riley5Sully 6 months ago
To show you how twisted the world has become, people become blind from the truth, when they do things for Pride in an attempt to win Praise. Happy meal toys get kids to stop eating, when the toys are given when the parent thinks the child has enough to eat. For others, how many kids really finish all of their happy meal, before tearing into the toy. It is societies traditions that make us fat, where grand-maw pushes that extra piece of pie, and is bent on making sure we have enough to eat...
SeekTruthinLight 6 months ago
I have the microphone toy
TheDogluver890 6 months ago
Haha
WhoopyWhat05 6 months ago
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jasonmaa3955 6 months ago
and the guitar
Bleak2954 6 months ago
i have the i pod one the microphone and like 2 little people american idol toys from mc donalds
Bleak2954 6 months ago
Lame ass happy meal toy, apply directly to your forehead! XDD
EmoNinjaVampireWolf 6 months ago
I think I got the guitar once.
bigfoot519 6 months ago
the older mcdonalds toys were ty's or stuffed animals, I LOVE THOSE!!!!!
wafflepoke25 6 months ago 2
LoL xD
crazykitty243 6 months ago
what do u expect?
randomcomenter11 6 months ago
nothings better than mcdonalds toys
randomcomenter11 6 months ago
Oops I'm in rehab again I cut off my hair I divorced kefeb oh baby baby this toy is so laaaame cuz it's in a happy meal bahaha XD I probably got some of it wring but oh well
vanessachavez1234 6 months ago
i used to have the mircophone... and i loved it xD and the guitar.... i really like em
SuperJillpill 6 months ago
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SuperJillpill 6 months ago
reveiw the pokemon happy meals please
darkninjafirefox 6 months ago
i love this show WOOO
tebro100 6 months ago
What do you expect with a happy meal?
jamgrieve 6 months ago
@Flam1nH0tCh33t0 ya i agree... im a kid and i LOVE american idol!
pokemonmisty101 6 months ago
awsome
henninga1000 6 months ago
I want that clapper!! 8D
AsukiSanNMei 6 months ago
I used to work at a mcd and I gained 37 pounds in 6 month. Now I am working out and I've lost 10 pounds in the last 3 months. This is a real story. Thanks God I quit otherwise I'll be 300 pounds for real. Fast food is delicious but kills you rapidly. When I have kids in a future I won't let them eat fast food. Fast food is the #1 cause of obesity in the USA.
Adminown 6 months ago
um...stars? what stars?
macintosh315 6 months ago
i had the iphone and applause gun
DotPinkBeret 6 months ago
Happy meal toys are so cheap now a days, you'd think they would be more awesome the farther in the future we get
Phantomsangel 6 months ago 105
@Phantomsangel No kidding. I have actual, die-cast hot wheels that I got from happy meals when I was a kid, and now they have stuff like this.
IvoryVinyl 5 months ago
@Phantomsangel yet in japan, the happy meal toys are so awesome.
AceAttorny 5 months ago
@Phantomsangel Well the very few dollars a happy meal costs is for the food for the most part , i wouldnt expect a Bentley with a happy meal.
NikefromHeadtoTOE 3 months ago
i want an applause gun...
easypirate 6 months ago
the guitar i had when i was a kid holy crap i did not know it sucked!!
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DUDE!!!!!!! stop putting those things on the screen they r f'ing annoying i have exit out of them i cant take it i dont even want to watch them
tukootukoo 6 months ago
i remember these toys when i brought my niece and nephew to mcdonalds they had the microphone out ever since then they wanted to go to burger king for their birthday still a living hell there too with crappy toys and sticky tables
jbdeathroom123 6 months ago
OMG he just throws the american idol toys and says what junk LOL
TheZobro2011 6 months ago
i actually have some of those toys. and they suck.
67tarantula 6 months ago
@67tarantula dido i no they suck
totallyluv123 6 months ago
Wow and i thought the knokoff Ipod was cool and look at this Wow what was i thinking? this toy is LAME
TheLPSchannel101 6 months ago
Lame indeed. I can see why I had never heard of these until now. I like how you toss each 'toy' away after you're done talking about them. XD
TwinDragons310 6 months ago
lol
TheFreaktime2 6 months ago
omg i used to have one of those
wantedpenguinisdabom 6 months ago
press 8 then 7 for him to say shit
L4D2Hunter2010 7 months ago
is it weird that I want the applause gun?
InsanityIsNecessary 7 months ago
where can i buy your song?
indianajones703 7 months ago
fail
Car88721 7 months ago
Why do the kids need a fake ipod, just about every kid now has a cellphone, a facebook, and some music device made by Steve Jobs! I'm 19 and a 6 year old can figure out the latest technology faster than I can!
darthneji1992 7 months ago
Lameass Happy Meal toy, apply directly to your forehead, Lameass Happy Meal toy, apply directly to your forehead!
NegativeEnergyX2000 7 months ago
I got one of those toys when i was 5, and it sucked major.
DakotaLhogwarts 7 months ago
you have to hold the gutar and it plays a full song
WOODYTAY14004 7 months ago
Press 2 for a better version of Justin Bieber
angel2mosha 7 months ago in playlist toy
@angel2mosha i don't get it
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 7 months ago
igot that one i played with it for one week then my mom trew it out,she did not like it
Pearlypie7894 7 months ago
Dude, you're stupid. As a kid I'd think that would be awesome.. Stop ruining everything.
iMorgan00 7 months ago
there are no stars
foodtogo1 7 months ago
BEST SINGING EVAR!
TheChococat2 7 months ago
i totally remember when i got one of those in my happy meal.
MJWcheer 7 months ago
ur song was funnny! :D
xxJustinBieberxx101 7 months ago
i used to have that american idol microphone thing.
it really worked. .___.
MyTurtlePissedOnMe 7 months ago
AND IT PLAYS ONE LAME ASS TUNE!
MegaAwesomeK 7 months ago
MIKE MOZART YOU ROCK :)
united614 7 months ago
Wait... You take the piss out of these toys but you wasted the time and money to collect them? Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending them or anything, sure they do look pretty stupid but just pointing out the contradiction there. :P
JackYuseiConan 7 months ago
Damn... He sings better than Justin Beiber...
silverwing789 7 months ago 151
@silverwing789 i liked before even watching the video.
wafflepoke25 6 months ago
@wafflepoke25 I cant believe I got 71 likes damn.
silverwing789 6 months ago
@silverwing789 but justing beiber cant sing...
kwfsuperstar 6 months ago
@kwfsuperstar your damn right he can't!
8285878984 6 months ago
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! :D
homerun443 7 months ago
takes too long to lode
97theomar 7 months ago