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  • was this filmed with a soufle?

  • actually i think the bobm did more damage cause of the intense heat and radiation

  • BOOM cumshot

  • The nuclear meltdown in Chernobyl led to mass evacuation and still to this day, areas where habitation is not allowed due to high levels of radiation, but the Japanese don’t seem to care about this genetic altering and death inducing bi-products and simply re-build and re-populate over the two nuclear bomb sites, an interesting bunch!!

  • @PangeaSpreads And sell their nuke contaminated shit to USA!

  • why dont they try it in Paris next new year?

  • @DuhuKaralius We don't want to look like Vilnius.

  • @Deshumidificateur haha, atleast someone caught my joke :) Anyways, I was just a silly cynical joke, didn't mean any harm though :) Anyways... If get nuked for some unknown reasons, we'd still be the same zombies we were :D

  • @DuhuKaralius No problem. 

  • wait a minute if its french made how come it didnt surrender before it was droped hmmm mabey some american technology there mabey a american bomb given to the french

  • @eston95 Sorry, but all is made in France.

  • The only continuous TWO HOUR VIDEO of the 9/11 wtc attacks that is known to exist. 130 minute WTC ATTACK VIDEO: 'Tuesday Morning in September'. It is something from that day you have NOT seen. You may have seen other posts about it on Youtube. It is not like so much other crap that has been put out since 9/11; it is not a propaganda, and or opinion piece. It has no fair comparison. It is 9/11 like you have never seen. You can preview the whole 130 chronicle. There is an upload on my channel

  • Merde motherfucking sainte sur un bâton qui est irréel ! ! !

  • There's the missing porn costar...

  • Ol pussy ass nuke

    I drop better ones on mw2

  • Screw fishing poles! That looks a lot easier!

  • This is actualy not only a nuclear testing but there is a french soldier straped to the side of it in an attempt to discover a way to run from a fight even faster.

  • The French enlarged the house of the aliens (which is beneath the atoll of Mururoa)

  • Amazed to see idiots here condoning the use of nukes.

  • grats to the policy makers of that time.......

  • French nukes suck

  • @MrNoodler33 It's underwater.

  • @Deshumidificateur it's deep underground underwater

  • @Deshumidificateur nope it's underground + underwater

  • @dialF4flipit Lol, being 12 is funny.

    Sorry for making a fool of myself.

  • Why is everyone leaving such long comments?

  • It was an underwater test, it helps contain the radiation but still shows the effects which are monitored but countless instruments (You know what I mean.)

  • stupides amerloques qui se foutent des Français !

  • Fail as always...)))

  • thats a tsunamy the only thing the french can do is to HOST AN INVASION !

  • @snake007hitman So mad.

  • That was...a nuke test?? Where is the mushroom cloud rising into the upper atmosphere? It just looked like a flat, 2D explosion...

  • @The3rdPlateau its under water.

  • it's really just a firecracker, they just zoomed in real close.

  • Hey guys black hat technique to make money quickly. Go to the site in the brackets. (sn.im/blackhatcash)

  • holy scarp the french actually have nukes :-O

  • @sebwilkins why is it such a surprise every country has nukes even mine as well as yours :) LOL

  • @boots992134 true but i think only 9 at present have nukes. i am just suprised as the french don't win all too many battles anymore.

  • @sebwilkins thats what happens when you allow the army to get drunk before instead of after! thats why they never won in the past which is why in the history books youll find that they never won any, until quite recently

  • Good grief. Looking at the top comments. Are Americans so well brainwashed?

  • it illuminates a large white flag into the ocean

  • chuck norris sky diving in to the ocean

  • This bomb is French? I didn't realize the French made anything other than white flags and metal plates for their backs.

  • @XoDWeaver you really need to start hitting the history books. The world existed before 1940

  • If it ain't spelt Bombe.

    It ain't French

  • @jasper5554 favourite comment of the day :D

  • Geeks love: insulting people (safe behind their screens, not in the street), racist comments, french surrender jokes, cat videos, world of warcraft, comparing iphones to samsung phones.

  • @blanc2poulet peace, peace mon frere!!

  • Thanks to american engeeners to make our national bomb!

  • @ralbiruni details ?

  • @bingofioul theses bomb are made in france.

    But with the big help of America, especialy bomb H.

    Firts assay was a blend of U and Deuterium. Its was a mistake, explained the big brother ."- You must make a CLASSICAL A-bomb NEAR a (D2C)n mass; not a melted assembly" they said...

  • @ralbiruni and france helped US in Neutron bomb technology, in the manhatan project "Bertrand Goldschmidt" which was marie curie assistant, marie currie invented the way to extract plutonium...so we can say that french nuclear technologie is as independant than US one

  • @bingofioul 'marie curie invented the way to extract plutonium' - indeed, a very dangerous and inefficient way, which the british made obselete in th 1930's. More importantly MARIE CURIE WASN'T FRENCH. Her real name was Maria Salomea Skłodowska, born and lived in Poland (then part of Russia) until the age of 24. When she discovered a new element, guess what she called it? POLonium. After POLand.

    Marrying a French person does not suddenly make you French. She was a french citizen, that is all.

  • @maureenOWW (marie curie face on french bill... buti'll not speak about she was or not french, but about US help in french nuclear program, i've heard about french/US secret neutron bomb test made under french autoruty because US did have sign some traity with CCTP ...

  • @bingofioul 'buti'll not speak about she was or not french' - because she wasn't french? The French claim anyone as being french who even steps foot in their country. They claim Curie because they don't have an important physicist (well technically she was a chemist) from the 19th/20th century. They get what they can. If was the UK who helped the french the most with their nuke program, suppliying them with reactors and fuel in the 50's, although the US did also help out in technical areas.

  • It wouldn't surprise me if their nuclear bombs surrendered

  • @7676steve7676 Who got their ass kicked in Vietnam? Who got their goofy butt nuked in Irak, Afghanistan, North Korea and Pakistan?

  • @blanc2poulet SHAFT ? pmsl

  • @blanc2poulet are you suggesting I'm American?, im English you dope.

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  • @blanc2poulet If you're in a country ravaged by war, England will home you. If you are on the verge od starvation England will feed you. English people provide epic proportions of charitable contributions to save the lives of millions of people and we ask for nothing back in return. Its true, some English are wankers but the majority of us are just proud of our country, is that a crime? as for the food id have to agree, however, you come to my house and ill cook you one beastly sunday dinner!

  • @7676steve7676 how about leaving nothern Ireland that ye some how figure is yours. as for save millons of lives ye go around the world taking over places and then get annoyed when them people follow ye home! worst country by far england!

  • @eoin391 hold on then mate i'll just get in touch with the prime minister, give us a sec yeh

  • @eoin391 we fought for every bit of that land so wht should we give it up

  • @7676steve7676 what were ya saying about england will home you and ye save millons of lives? i think u need to open ur eyes either ur simple or ur in denial that england ravages and then lays claim to other countries! england must be a real shit hole since ur in such a hurry to find other lands! i hope the riots get worse ye deserve it!

  • @eoin391 "england ravages" ?? what have we ever "ravaged" weve fought wars just like any other country, the fact that we won most gives us the right to do as we like with those countries. We've given most of them back... as for the riots its not gonna affect us, just some idiot youths using it as an oppurtunity to steal. grow up mate.

  • so many haters gonna hate. Thats just internet reality.

  • Shitty video quality. Shitty nuke.

  • i didn't know bread was that explosive!

  • I'm surprised they all didn't run! O_o

  • fucking french, watch how the american's do it!!

  • @LeHylton Americans? Those who got their ass kicked in Vietnam? Or those who got their goofy butt nuked in Irak, Afghanistan, North Korea and Pakistan?

  • @blanc2poulet yes the Americans, who dropped two massive fucking atomic bombs on Japan's arse, as the previous comment was about.

  • this is unbelievable

    /watch?v=VHkXWGw7UDU

  • And this was their above ground test!

    It's spreads the smell of rotten cheese and hairy armpits for miles!

  • spongebob got LE nuke tacticale!... or something like that.

  • it was designed to be able to shoot a large white flag into the air so they can surrender faster

  • Ha ha pmsl spot on !!!

  • @Strykercom1

    And actually 35 like your comment ?

    Remember Lafayette , they surrended ? why Charle de Gaule hated american ? Because american politics haited them ! they tried to kill him in 1940 when they sinked the Surcouf ! US air force was mistaked french flag and german flag ? Good job uus air force ! you have killed 15 .000 french civilian in 3 years ! mistake again ?

    i don't hate american ! but i hate the 35 american who are so stupid for haiting their first friend !

  • And actually 35 like your comment ?

    Remember Lafayette , they surrended ? why Charle de Gaule hated american ? Because american politics haited them ! they tried to kill him in 1940 when they sinked the Surcouf ! US air force was mistaked french flag and german flag ? Good job US air force ! you have killed 50 .000 french civilian in 3 years ! mistake again ?

    France can destroy N.Y or Washington if she wanted ! Remember who are your friend !

  • @druisten3 Is this English?

  • @killacam876

    hum what do you mean ?

  • @druisten3 There were many errors in your paragraph.

  • @Strykercom1 lol youd be surprised by how true that is the marines i live with, we all say shit like that its funny as hell

  • @Strykercom1 Héhé It was design to assfuck your dirty family and country if you declare war to France ==> M51=M (50+1) ==> The number 50 to rape all american states and the number 1 for fun in case some radioative redneck survive in a ruin desert... VIVE LA FRANCE!! ENNEMIS DE LA NATION TREMBLEZ, VOTRE JUGEMENT DERNIER VIENDRA DU CIEL ET LE DIEU VENGEUR PORTERA LE NOM DE M51!!

  • @MrPhenix313 dont the french army have loads of exercises the soldiers do to help them keep their hands up longer?

  • @hogalog ????

  • @MrPhenix313 Toi, jt'aime bien ! T'es un bon ;D

  • @Strykercom1 Typical ignorant bible reading sub-humans :) Give us a sign when your brain size reaches the rest of the world!

  • @Strykercom1 We should just be ashamed of what we do to ourselves with those fucking nuclear bombs and plants. I don't see any joke possible about this shit. You'd cry like a fucking little girl if your ass was forced to go and live where this "large white flag" was shot, even decades after. Have some respect stupidass motherfucker.

  • @Strykercom1 at the start of WW2 the Franch lost over 100 000men in 3weeks and the US 57 000men in Vietnam

  • lol omg that couldn't possibly be some cheese eating surrender monkeys picking a fight in the comments there...god what is the world coming too...what next, maybe their wookiee women might start shaving

  • yeah the french are still gay...

    

  • Be nice if they tested that in their own fucking waters.

  • ptin pa dan l'eau sa pollu tro faux le faire sur terre

  • What the fuck is your problem, all of you, with france ? Which fucking "retreat" ? When i see that US haven't won a lonely battle since WW2, it just makes me laugh ... But americans are always fanatics of their country of course , and they prefere stay in a battlefront even when they know they have lost. Keep bombing towns, my hamburger friends. Keep trying to turn a middle-aged country into democracy. You will see the result.

  • @FuckinAnonymous tht wuld make sense if the US was as hostile as u think

  • Please tell me why we are blowing up nukes into our oceans? So that the fish will contract radiation. Causing mutations. Then we fish out the fish and sell them to our people causing mutations in people and radiation sicknes... All this so we can have a bomb to kill more people?

  • It's used to cover the retreat

  • @tomayto70 Stupid comment. What retreat ? Give me an historic example of a french military retreat.

    If you speak of 1940, it was a defeat, not a retreat.

    The only ones who dropped cowardly an atomic bomb on civilians are the U.S, because they were afraid to fight again "face to face" with the japanese soldiers. So, they commited a crime against humanity.

  • @Pompokoien someone cant take a fuckin joke. shit

  • @Pompokoien Creep

  • @Pompokoien You mad Frenchie?

  • @Pompokoien

    LOL noob. Defeats are WORSE than retreats. But how about Napoleon's retreat from Russia as General Winter pwnt an army of 600,000 to less than 20,000.

    BTW, America dropped the two atomic bombs to save lives. Had a conventional invasion been launched, the casualties would have been in the millions for the Japanese and 250,000 for US soldiers. Instead it was 200,000 total. A decision of what a lesser evil is. Something you have no concept of. America has never backed from a fight.

  • @Amann0407 Defeats are not worse than retreats for me..and I just wanted to say that the french army had always tried to do every thing when France was attacked, and rarely lost, despite every thing people can say.

    If Napoleon lost in Russia, then it means that noone could beat Russia at this time. The cold and the gigantism of the land killed the frenchs. Hitler made the same mistake in Russia.

    Your excuses and calculations about the atomic bomb are a fable for me. How can you believe this ?

  • @Pompokoien

    Defeats are always worse than retreats. Retreats enable you to withdraw and fight another day if needed. Defeats break armies.

    I actually agree about Russia, but you asked about retreats from the French and I provided a rather noteworthy one. Russia is a bastard to invade in winter.

    And in regards to it being a fable..are you dense? The Japanese were fanatically devoted to their Emperor in WW2. They were willing to do kamikaze runs. They would defend their homeland to the death.

  • @Amann0407 I don't know if you are right. I think that you can retreat because you don't want to fight an enemy (or an invader) or because you don't want to lose lives. But it doesn't mean that you will plan to fight it again. Instead, you can be defeated but having fought valiantly and crazily, with maximum military casulaties.

    The problem of Hiroshima and Nagasaki is not the bomb but the target : civilians were the first victims. There was probably something else to do.

  • @Amann0407 I don't know if you are right. I think that you can retreat because you don't want to fight an enemy (or an invader) or because you don't want to lose lives. But it doesn't mean that you will plan to fight it again. Instead, you can be defeated but having fought valiantly and crazily, with maximum military casulaties.

    The problem of Hiroshima and Nagasaki is not the bomb but the target : civilians were the first victims. There was probably something else to do.

  • @Pompokoien

    Retreat when the conditions are not favorable and where you can fight another day and win. Defeat generally shatters armies or doesn't help them.

    And civilians in WW2. It is war. We hit Hiroshima and Nagasaki because the greater evil is to invade and have the Japs fight us at every inch, killing millions of their own people and 100's of k of ours. Cities were bombed to the ground in Europe conventionally and was accepted, and civilians were the harshest message to get a surrender.

  • @Amann0407 I don't think that it was useful to target urban areas in Japan to get a surrender. Japan didn't want to invade US (and couldn't do it) or to expand more his territory at the end of the war. Japan was no longer a threat but wanted peace. If Japan commited reprehensible acts of war and attacked independance of other countries, I think that the punishment of the US was maybe worst and militarily inappropriate.

  • @Pompokoien - I heard somewhere that when the first bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, one of the Japanese generals had the Imperial Palace cordoned off, and all communications cut - so that the Emperor would not hear about it and do a fool thing like surrender. The alternative was for the allies to invade Japan, with the loss of thousands more people from both sides.

    The firebombing of Tokyo actually killed more people than the nukes.

  • @JBofBrisbane 97 thousand deaths from the fire bombings according to the tokyo fire dept. 105 thousand deaths ( instant) from the nukes. That is not counting the deaths of infants whos parents had radiation exposure , deaths from complications due to radiation and injuries and flat out radiation poisoning deaths. It is estimated another 20 thousand atleast.

    You were close with your assertion but a little off.

  • @JBofBrisbane I do agree that invasion would have cost more lives though.

  • @JBofBrisbane It wasn't thousands, it was MILLIONS.

    USA manufactured so many purple hearts pre-emptively for such an invasion that the purple hearts handed to the soldiers today are of that same stock.

  • @Pompokoien If japan attacked the freedom of other countries? Like.. oh i dont know, China for instance? Its a shame nobody ever hears about it because hollywood havnt made a movie about it but the Japanese killed more Chinese than Hitler kileld jews. Lots more. An estimated 19 million Chinese were killed by Japanese soldiers between 37 and 45. Makes hitlers 6 million seem small doesnt it. Shame the chinese dont have much of a movie industry, maybe youd know about it.

  • @Antifaith29 World war 2 started in 39....

  • @BattlefieldFTW1000 lmfao yes it did but the japs started killing the chinese in 37. Look it up dude. I know when hitler invaded poland, were talking about something different here

  • @BattlefieldFTW1000 Before that if you count the Pacific theater.

  • @Amann0407 The true reason of nuclear bombings was to show to russia and to the world (but mostly to russia) that the U.S were the new masters of the world. And then, to stop the conquest of Russia.

  • @Pompokoien Its not so simple. The US is getting out of the "empire" phase, thankfully.

  • WHAT? THE FRENCH ARE USING WEAPONS? THAT IS UNHEARD OF!!

  • @counterstrifekid yeah! they even sell weapons to some good fellows like... kadhafi.

  • @counterstrifekid Who got their ass kicked in Vietnam? Who got their goofy butt nuked in Irak, Afghanistan, North Korea and Pakistan? And, as we speak, in Lybia?

  • Just another way to destroy our earth...

  • test your stupid bombs in your own back yard fucking surrender monkeys

  • @slayfish1960 Or test it is you mum's hairy pussy.

  • i have a french proverb that i translate : the less jam we have, the more we spread...Just like the culture of the Youtube selfish intellectuals (inc.)

    To meditate... Peace

  • france... YOU FUCKED IT UP

  • WTF wat kind of nuke is dat

  • @trickblisssy It's underwater....

  • Who said that no one likes the French? A lot of the English hate the French, but everyone else hates the English.

    P.S. I'm not French, before someone has a go at me

  • @david880brown Could've fooled me. Every time an American bird hears me speak her panites fall down within seconds. Same goes for the German Maedels I when I lived over there. I can get more than I can possibly handle. Could do 2 or 3 a night if I wanted to.

  • @david880brown I have nothing against the Welsh or the French, but truth be told, I don't see my French colleagues getting nearly as much muff as the English ones do, either here (the USA) or in Germany, where I used to live.

  • @david880brown People hate the English as a result of Pax Britannica...the century or so that the English dominated the world as a result of being the only world superpower at the time. Kind of like the America of today.

  • @armyaviationproud apart from the fact that the US isnt the only world superpower

  • wow was the french wouldn't win a nuclear war either.

  • French should make music bomb..!:)

  • c'est la peche francaise, vous connaissez pas ?

  • @caporaso7 YFAHO WAT DA FUCK NOBODY CAN READ DAT!!!!!!!!! )O

  • French bomb. but they let it off in someone elses backyard.. Fuck the french!!

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa­kkkkk lol

  • @InsaneBurrito45 Americans :)

  • its just a true fact no one likes the french

  • @DziReeee It's just a true fact that the English have butts in place of their face.

  • The anti-French comments on this video are enough to know the mental age of those who watched this video

  • @yomama629 Fuck you frenchy! The french suck, even their salad dressin sucks.

  • @dsmlgt07 lol vinaigrette is the best dressing you could ever put on a salad

  • @dsmlgt07 Yeah, coming from a hamburger eating american, it sounds like a compliment.

  • @yomama629

    Yep, many ignorant keyboard warrior kids. Time to go school ding ding.

  • @WarWolfs faggot

  • @dpmillett fuck off, he's right. None of you trolls have a proper education

  • I swear if you listen hard enough you hear "I surrender!"

  • @Kuastoyn

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that will never get old.. 

  • Eso me hace acordar de que estos hijos de su muy puta y bigotuda madre acabaron con todo el arrecife maravilloso de ese atolón. Por eso se merecen lo peor, cada francés puto, desde el mas niño al mas anciano, se merecen lo peor por semejante crimen contra el planeta y contra la vida misma, hijos de una jauría de perras en brama, a puertas de pleno siglo 21 cometiendo semejantes salvajadas, no tienen perdón de la madre naturaleza.

  • @ELJAGUAR08 Take a deep breath man, have a shit, and you'll cool down. Don't forget your pills.

  • of course the french have the wimpiest atomic bomb on youtube

  • Haha. France.

  • wow the french made something that worked

  • @skiiuy28 well almost worked, no mushroom cloud, but eh

  • @skiiuy28 champagne !

  • @skiiuy28 it works well against stupid people.

  • @skiiuy28 Well, it only has to work once!!