10 Ways to Spot a N00b

[69charger2345]

#11. You call someone a noob. Stating that your a prepubescent dumbfuck who plays halo all day and calls people "noobs".

#12. You have an Xbox.

[7dikerpenis7]

why is in every part some kiddie talking?

[MrFloopy99]

why do they all sound the same?

[DarkDragoniteud]

i got a question, who the fuck is the n00b? relay i cant tell if it's the 19 year old with no life or the 10 year old up past his bedtime.

[ACEOFTHUNDER666]

heres the gamer modow if your a higher lvl then me you have no life if u a lvl lower your a noob

[Lucifera4]

If people call other people noobs when those people are not noobs, the accusers are the noobs. If someone is going to call someone a noob, prove it.

[KODAKCAR4]

2:57 and thats why i love spyhunter

[sparkybigptalkshow]

Every kid is a noob

[1peterkim123]

@sparkybigptalkshow

So you're a kid?

Cause you're a n00b.

Notice the zeros?

[sparkybigptalkshow]

@1peterkim123 No I am a teen

[1peterkim123]

@sparkybigptalkshow Well you said n00b, noob, so you're a n00b.

:)

[frostyguns55]

i ahte kids

[DarkDragoniteud]

@frostyguns55 nice spelling... (jk)



[frostyguns55]

@DarkDragoniteud wow i think your abit tardy with the burn

[markrules14]

The first way to spot a n00b is if they are playing Gaylo 2

[justforthelulzzz]

@markrules14

I'm guessing you're one of those dumbfuck 13 year olds who plays CoD.

[crowrevolution]

I don't believe in this queer n00b crap. Its so inappropriate.

[skyhunterz100]

Why is japanese porn vs western porn in the video response?

[55kylenator]

o sweet, a plasma pistol! LMAO

[KismetReaper]

this video and the kids playing seem to resemble the brown substance that emerges from my anus

[Wraithldr13]

Idk, both people in the first one came across as noobs.

[korpsefck]

big noob youtube.com/watch?v=nrE4BoCEtg­g lol

[whitelighter27club]

n00blets

[MultiDeadShadow]

under age players are fucking annoying.

[MartialArtsBeats]

Thumbs up if you still watched this in 2011 :D

[NzKya]

@MartialArtsBeats sorry i'm watching it in 2012

[yopyopkittycat]

@MartialArtsBeats No, I'm watching this is 1783...

[MartialArtsBeats]

@yopyopkittycat Back to the future

[PraetoriaxNL]

1:50 LMAO !!

[PubliusAfricanus]

4 & 5 made me laugh pretty hard.

[DarkLight544]

another way to detect a noob- ur mum "jokes" that make no sense nd r just pathetic comebacks

[gpheonix1]

i wish parents were able to watch their children better because just about every kid ive heard causes

it sounds stupid and vulgar

[Tychodonas]

This is why NEVER BUY HALO. 1. its shit 2. only noobs play it 3. little kids only play it and think they all cool but they just noobs

[lugiasoulsilver1]

you all sound like your 10 years old in the video

[Lucifera4]

Noobs are only good for dying :)

[zoMbiespaRten]

@jtwattsup dont worry. Eventually all children will be hypnotised by pokemon and not touch another xbox till there 17.

[nitrogen0360]

n00bs gives me the lulz ^ ^

[reservedrepublican]

This is why you don't play Halo with little kids. All they say is "i pwned you",  "OMG ur such a noob" and "overuse the f-word.

[beastmachine123]

did anyone else notice the energy sword stuck in the wall at 1:53

[KrazeEdition]

noob.

[Crawny2]

" im gunna report you to bungie n bungie is gunna ban u cause bungie is my uncle" lol funny

[007GJames]

dude, these ppl have anger issues! D: oh, btw, my number one gaming pet peeve is when people say sniping is noobish. sniping takes patience, stealth, and timing. there is nothing noobish about sniping. and before u ask, "lol, u mad?", no, im not mad.

[007GJames]

dude, these ppl have anger issues! D:

[shadowhunter509]

crap the are 1093 noobs in the audianc

[EvmanX]

Im 12 but i am really good.

[immyselfandonlyme]

why is it the same guy the whole time

[xNINJAxpeaNUTS]

fake and gay

[0IIIIII]

So true

[UndeadNinja12321]

The continuous: never

[Blackbrood401]

Does anyone else just laugh when some 12 year old starts cussing you out with sentences made entirely of swear words as an insult? Seriously noobies, if you're going to insult me, swearing and talking about my mother isn't a very effective tactic. At least I get a chuckle out of it. It's also awesome because most little kids like that don't know what a Troll is, and don't understand how to not feed us! :D

[zoMbiespaRten]

@link7122000 if you don't suck, i'll leave you alone ( no threat included )

[YungJuiceman23]

Like if you think this is all fake

[TechHarv]

good but wheres the flipping out?

[BackBeforeDark]

Wow that kid was such a little shit haha

[deathknightsrule1]

i wanna kill those kidss i swear

[AjiraCtelin1993]

Jeez

[gtasacjcop]

7 is epic fail hah

[GamersForever100]

The person was so no0by my computer crashed, then i had to restart and post this

XD

[SODNightslayer]

the 2. and 4. kill was epic

[UnD3ADXaSsAsIn]

alright lets just take the shortcut through the water

[zackandcameron]

the noobs are the ones saying the guys are noobs

[guperyuper]

im 12 but these other kids are noobs i hate them god pain in the @ss

[Dedric5]

Shit is so fake, but its still funny haha

[deerstunt42]

one the argueing is fake 2. i spotted alot of noobs 3. yal are dumbasses 4. im a noob

[Daxar1010]

Retard xDDDD

[halo3846]

Wow fricken noob

[HIVETYRANT40000]

1:38 i detect leeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrooooooy

[MillionAirL]

1:48 guy on the right is HILARIOUS

[dmq696]

1:39 jajajajajajaja ROLF !!

[JoshJB96]

do all American kids sound this gay?

[SourCyanide]

@JoshJB96

only on microphones

[Wilkeyish]

@JoshJB96 do all brits have to use our xbox 360 and our games? fucking fag.

[JoshJB96]

@Wilkeyish wow, the fag insult again? Americans cant insult

[Wilkeyish]

@JoshJB96 lol i love how you ignored what i said and insulted me on my insult. good job you bucktooth fuck. go see a dentist.

[THEfiercedeitylink1]

@JoshJB96 i can ita just most others are noobs "i did your mom" i mean really that the best those cock sucking fags got its is pathetic i remeber good trolls not "your mom"

[THEfiercedeitylink1]

@JoshJB96 sadly for the most part

[godscommaro2]

9. Lolz. seriously, he fell for that...

10. self explanatory

[godscommaro2]

1. That kid stood there for about 2 seconds. too much time for that kid to get a headshot on him

2. The newb did NOT have a blue screen on his computer. If he did have a blue screen, he wouldnt be talking

3. The guy had duel needlers. Shotgun vs needlers at long range: its obvious that the needlers win

4. Newb ran right in and got stuck by a grenade

5. They patched that glitch

6. NEVER SHOOT FUSION COILS

7. You die when you drive in the water!

8. At that distance, its SO easy

[Useless02]

I wonder why you guys still play with him...is that just for the video? its pure pain for having him for a teammate

[godscommaro2]

@Useless02 its probobly just for the entertainment of the viewer

[godscommaro2]

"Man I hate you! MAN YOU CAN FUCKING GO TO HELL! YOU WILL DIE AND LIVE A LONG HOST JUST IN IN HELL! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" MADE ME PISS MY PANTS WHILE LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[HOsPoduction]

"bungie gonna ban you bungie my freakin uncle" LMFAO!!!!

[Henryv888]

Noob is really spelled newb because it's short for newbie

[Dargonhuman]

@Henryv888 "Newb" is indeed short for newbie and is not necessarily an insult.

Noob (or nOOb, n00b, etc.) is only used as an insult for an incompetent, lazy or otherwise ineffectual player who should know better but doesn't, usually through willful ignorance. Therefore, newb and noob are different terms.

The more you know...

[Henryv888]

@Dargonhuman They aren't different from what I know, but for this they may be different ( I am used to using noob/newb for MMORPG's so it may be different for this.) It basically means new player.

[godscommaro2]

how to spot a n00b? what are you talking about? justin beeber is right there in his studio.

[sandcastle11]

I love how people freak out so much over a video game

[RichieDude93]

silly n00bs don't recognize 1337 when they see it

[Ebi4431]

the biggest noobs are those who get mad about a game srsly i get mad but i dont blame people or insulting them -_-'

[farkatoon]

noob = newbie = people that are new to the game.

noob isnt an insult.

[Whippenberg]

@farkatoon rather noob stands for the people acting like a newbie, instead of actually being a newb

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

I love using the NooB trap now

It works a lot!

[DarkHeroike]

funking dumb N00bz lolz



[computer345672]

Noobs are people that yell at there teammates, call them names and play all the time on any halo game.

[markust1994]

and people do not understand why people like me do not play halo

[RaWrHaSfaNgS]

theres the noob and the newb..... noobs are the assholes that play the game and make everyone mad....and newbs are people who just start playing who don't know what the hell they are doing :D

[888dara888]

@RaWrHaSfaNgS awesome

IM NOT A NOOB :D

[zander7x7]

@RaWrHaSfaNgS I must be the definition of newbie, then... because I could play a game for years and still not know as much as the guy that kills me. :D

[Rezz316]

This video is fucking hilarious!!!

[kirbymaster1231]

...Everyone misconcept noobs. Noobs is someone inexperienced or someone new. Which just because they T-Bag or grenade you or rocket launcher you, doesn't make them a noob.

[Cathy42blueeyes]

YOUR A NOOB t-baging is a way to sopt a noob though

[rrod197]

I think noobs are the people who kill others in a game then think they're badass, let me tell ya what...you have no life...you aren't a king of gaming if you act like a little fag when playing...

[QAZ123hpo]

I wanna dollar for every time I heard your mum

[MrPivot127]

˙q00u ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝdʎʇ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

[zoMbiespaRten]

i hate children playin halo!!

[RMVX333]

@zoMbiespaRten video games are made for kids/teens. Not grown ups.

[THEfiercedeitylink1]

@RMVX333 not true they were made for everyone

[L33tDef3at]

@zoMbiespaRten im 14 but im epic with DMR and besides every 1 was a child once

[thezipfile]

@zoMbiespaRten Im still kinda a kid and I own! Beat it, BITCH! just kidding THATS a noob.

[link7122000]

@zoMbiespaRten ahem

[jtwattsup]

@zoMbiespaRten YES!!!! Thank you!!! Children should play Mario or some other game. Stupid ass parents shouldn't buy their kids Halo or CoD or games like that.

[Spaz12isHipAimedFagg]

Owndizzled... dude YOU are a fag. Nice stick in the end too. One word. Die

[xvadarx]

Video Fail....

[Nizzemancer]

faggots

[blacksnk7]

saying n00b all the day it's also n00b -.-

[Sambobeits98]

Fake En Noob

[hejalll]

This is fake. For some reason. U all are just friends playing together. It's planed. None of this is real.

[blacksnk7]

@hejalll NO SHIT REALLY? (sarcasm)

[TheMeepman]

wow i never relized i was a noob till now.....

ahh i'll get over it.

[TheAdamg22]

Do gay

[XxPlumboBoyxX1950]

hahahahaahahaahah :)

[ZacksQuest]

Here's how some of the "N00B Tactics" looked like to me:

Excuses- Someone died, and then my ears were filled with the screech of an English/1337 hybrid language.

Camping Without a Sniper- I just relate that to openly liking Justin Bieber songs in front of your friends... one way or the other, you're going to the f***ing hospital.

LEEROOY JENKI--- what the fu... KABOOM!

[JohnsonC94]

HALO IS FULL OF N00BS

[xxXDekotaXxx]

i was annoyed by the gay little voices of the ppl calling the noobz, noobz.

[uberjudester]

@xxXDekotaXxx agree'd. The Newb was te kid who couldn't play. the NOOB's were teh assholes who "owned" each others mom's last night and all that stupid shit

[xxXDekotaXxx]

@uberjudester right that, brother

[HLGSTEEL]

two ways to tell if someones a noob 1- if you play halo AT ALL 2- if you console game straight faced

[THEGUYWITHTHE50CAL]

THIS IS FAKE.

[WhatTheThing]

@THEGUYWITHTHE50CAL

no shit, sherlock

[420timetoburn]

that game looks stupid

[nikolai595]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pokebellmon]

My brother is all of those! lolz

[Pokebellmon]

what does lmfao even mean?

[D3Vi1SKi113R]

@Pokebellmon laugh my fucking ass off

[monsterhunterminegar]

@Pokebellmon Laughing my fucking ass off. I hate texting language too its annoying. If you dont have time to type what you want to say then you dont have enough time.

[Bardock257]

1:38 - 2:01

At least I have chicken. :3

[PANZERFAUST90]

I just love how that guy rips on that faggy little girly voice bitch after he cries when he dies from sucking so hard.

[onlyrivercyr]

11th way is if they speel newb like this -->n00b

[PANZERFAUST90]

@onlyrivercyr haha! Exactly.

[crazym16dude24]

Another way to spot a n00b is if they brag so much if they get a headshot with their sniper.

[crazym16dude24]

Here's another way to spot a n00b is if you brag just because you got a head shot.

[nightrippergr]

1:45 pwned!!! haha

[Ashda8]

Sweet a Plasma Pistol X)

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

4.46

is it a spider?

[MrRedzac77]

i hate those children playing halo rly ... they are just annoying everyone with their voice

[PANZERFAUST90]

Halo's fucking gay anyway. It's the most retarded, overrated faggot-ass game out there. XBOX can have that regurgitated shit. PC will always be better. Even PS3 and the Wii beat GAYBOX. The only people that play Halo are N00bs anyway. Yeah. Take that. I love all the hatemail that I'll be receiving now. Do it.

[CloudTheOriginal]

@PANZERFAUST90 Your a dumb-ass.

[PANZERFAUST90]

@CloudTheOriginal I'm the dumbass? Haha! (Oh I love these ones) Okay, if you're intending to insult someone, at least spell "dumbass" correctly. You also may want to write a note to yourself that the contraction of "you are" is not "your". It's assembled as: "you're", you fucking DUMBASS!! I can never get enough of the morons on the Internet that try to insult other people by taking strikes at their (yes it's their, not there, just in case you didn't know that) intelligence, and they can't spell

[CloudTheOriginal]

@PANZERFAUST90 Uh... like it fucking matters how I spell on an internet site look at the video its not even spelled right why don't you go bitch on that too? Not to mention if you don't like this video then leave. You are just being dumbass. Don't like the video here is a solution just leave. Really what are you an english teacher? I don't give a shit about my spelling on AN INTERNET SITE.

[PANZERFAUST90]

@CloudTheOriginal I don't care at all. It's just funny when someone is talking shit and can't even do it right.

[CloudTheOriginal]

@PANZERFAUST90 Again, its an Internet site and one of the ones where nobody cares about spelling.

[PANZERFAUST90]

@CloudTheOriginal Yeah, yeah, yeah, just go back to your nubly little Halo game.

[CloudTheOriginal]

@PANZERFAUST90 Yeah and go play your piece of shit PS3.

[egglotwolf90]

i think the noob said "i'll rape your mom"" xD

[Mega11221133]

YOU DIPSHIT YOU CANT SNIPE!

YEAH HE WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO YOU YOU RETARD!

what he should have said in response was... if you have something to say, say it to his warthog turret gun...

[fio667]

if you think people need your help to recognize a noob. then your a noob

[uGxiBaCkPaCk]

did he say "bungies my uncle"

[Respiteable]

I don't play even play Halo and this was frickin' hilarious.

[gfBoBgf]

LOLOLOL

"Lets take the short cut through the water"

Player 1, 2 ,3; NOOOOO

[coolsims94]

1:32 LOL! he starts to teabag him!

[prelynmax]

The voices are annoying and redundant. Thumbs down.

[robdist]

Stop giving people my battle strategies!

[FranticMydlo]

shame u are all playing kiddie fps games. Hypocracy

[danny77666]

lol i raped your mom last night thats the oldest insult ever

[eeyk1993]

in this video i hear 9 nubs playing halo

[DeathNoteFX]

1:34-1:38 looks like he's raping him

[TheXdudefishyx]

noobcake go cry in the closet were you belong :P

[doggydogboy69]

people who talk like this kid is the reason i stopped playing games they take it way to serieus and cry if they win or lose

[MartinRusin]

Rule number 1 - Noob posts videos on youtube, with their names written in l33t.

[pwnerzatzhaloz3]

greeat some more 10 year olds trying to make a machinama just what we need >.>

[assassin309]

i like the last part where the kid is like come on lets go then 4 guys come out of nowhere and kill him lol

[ytpdude1]

lmao at number 7 lol lol

[kingpingeorge]

At 1:47 the guy in the far right dies funny by flying? I wonder how many times that happens.

[joemama114]

So wait he said 1v1 and so you bring 4 guys? He may be a noob but I smell a coward, and even when you have nothing to lose... It's not like you can get hurt playing the game or you would die if you lost to him or something it's just a game and yet this guy clearly has not the balls to be a man (or the ovaries to be a woman, to not be sexist).

[joemama114]

How old are all of these people 8?! They all sound like freaking kids why the fuk would you let your kid play a game if they act like that. I'd have sold my kids xbox if they were being so insufferable online. Win gracefully, lose honorably, don't act like a spoiled brat ha ha ha.

[ytpdude1]

@joemama114

look its jst a game joemama114! theyre not being insufferable. its all an act! u can tell if u listen carefully, duh!

[joemama114]

@ytpdude1 So what I'm not allowed to inform people that their acting is not believable or to tell them that this video makes less sense than that picture of Darth Vader filtering some water out of the ocean. I'd get it if it was funny (people do make a lot of funny ones) but it's not, it's just bad...