Mario Rant

[TheLuigiMario113]

Fail troll, Games dont need any logic, games NEVER had logic so shut up

[MikesEmbassy]

go jump a golf cart and have some fun dude you sound WWWAAAYYY too board

[Taroulelion]

you have a shit voice lol

[e1gamemaster]

stop trying to point out logic in video games

[Lazarman5o9]

I like how you go on about the REALLY bad stuff about mario. I mean, who cares about how the game has gotin so repetative.

[nerdking731]

Since when did video games have to apply to the laws of anything?

[ninjagamer4546]

these are true but mario is still a good game

[SuperSoftware1234]

It's just a video game. it's not supposed to make sense, if it did make sense, it would be no fun.

[ytchip21]

and sonic is a blue hedghog in oversized shoes that fucks humans and finds sheilds n tv screens and collects floating rings and green emeralds to tranform into a super saiyan rip off and fight inter dimensional beings. all whie fighting an obese man that makes robots and kidnaps woodland critters while being followed by a genies fox with 2 tails, a red echinida with spiky knuckles, and a black hedgehog with psychic powers, also you know its a VIDEO GAME RIGHT? ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!

[Thingsthatgoboom97]

@ytchip21 This has nothing to do with sonic

[ytchip21]

@Thingsthatgoboom97 i know its an example and i wasn't bashing sonic, i like sonic and the end of my comment said its not supposed to make sense because video games are created with imagination

[fenuci134]

It's just a video games, NOT ALL video games need to make since and since when did video games make sense? Never because it's all fake, god it's like trying to compare a cartoon to reality.

[Legitwafflez]

@fenuci134 Thanks for your concern.

[superbrawlman05]

its a VIDEO GAME! you idiot!

[MsSpadeProductions]

Of course it dose not make since!! It's a video game!! WTF!

[fishjohnburg]

I prefer the mario series to not make sense. Sense when did games make sense? X.X But I do have to admit the franchise is overrated dispite being a classic.

[vgman94]

@fishjohnburg Very true. Mario's games are always overrated. The Galaxy games were 8 at an extremely generous best. But far more appropriately a 7 or upper 6 (6.9. for example). Mario doesn't deserve the praise he gets. Sad too. Other games like Crash Bandicoot, Ratchet and Clank, Spyro the Dragon and formerly Sonic the Hedgehog are all neglected while Mario soaks up all the glory. As for realism... The unrealistic thing is what makes video games fun.

[Simpsonsfan1011]

How stupid are you all you say is that Mario is not realistic well video games don't make sense

[icetray123]

Video games and real life logic don't mix. Very glad they don't. Creativity FTW.

[abirneji]

I dont think yoshi is a dinosaur he's a yoshi that's it part of a race of yoshi

[racoonknux49]

This is why I love Mario.

[Legitwafflez]

@thedragonb0y I totally agree when you age Imagination is GONE. I don't wanna be that way at all I wanna be that one 70 year old man still drawing flying rabbits wearing buckets on their heads. :D

[MrLolbits]

Lol. This is awesome

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

all the sonic games dont make sense especially the new ones a secret weapon is a hedgehog wtf? A human falls in love with a animal? some other made up crap in sonic 06? Yeah that makes a lot of sense.

[32145spiderman]

2:33 my friend has a shirt just like that

[SUPERspark64ify]

bro....games arent SUPPOSED to make any sense.....its just a fact......video games are an escape from reality......I just dont really like mario because the mario characters have no personality, and cant really talk.......

[Legitwafflez]

@SUPERspark64ify Listen. I'm gonna handle this maturely. You're like all the other people who watched my video so I'm just gonna say; I didn't really mean anything. I was just having fun with it. Mario is fun because it doesn't make since. I can guarantee you though that about 75% of Mario players barley realize what they're actually doing. btw, I'm the guy who made this video. Thanks for watching and leaving your comment.

[SUPERspark64ify]

@Legitwafflez mmm.....ok. I appreciate the fact that you did handle this maturely, very good.....it is a very good video you made by the way,

[zeldafanboy23ify]

Mario is slim now just so you know.

[TheFunny176]

sonic rulez!!!

[coco44332211]

its a game jackass

[SupahDupahwtf]

It's a video game. It's not going to be exactly like real life. Dragon Ball Z characters Shoots Energy Blasts from there hands. Sonic is a hedgehog that can talk and he can run at the speed of sound.

[SaviorDStudios]

dude its a game,who gives a shit.

[NesGamer4life]

@SaviorDStudios So why are you commenting?

[SaviorDStudios]

@NesGamer4life dude, that was my brother commmenting, not me.

[Spinderhog]

He just made me notice how much myamoto's (I really don't know...) imagination had us wondering, What the fuck was he smoking XD don't get me wrong i like Mario but seriously a plumber who saves a princess by killing walking and talking turtles and mushrooms with legs, and a giant mother fucker called bowser...Yeah i don't know what he was smoking but either way Mario is still awesome and random as all hell. =D

[NesGamer4life]

@qpboii2k9 Lulz My old videos already have trolls? :3 I'm famous!

[hhheeeccckkk526]

well its princess toadstool

[NesGamer4life]

@hhheeeccckkk526 wtf o.o

[hhheeeccckkk526]

@NesGamer4life its princess toadstool but also call peach

[volker136]

it's suppose to not make sense

[BetelgeuseX90]

although im a fan, mario games these days are starting to suck.

[SonicXSTH]

Well, there's at least one person who isn't blinded by the Mario fever...

[MultiMariosonic]

you need to learn the true meaning of imagination

[NesGamer4life]

@MultiMariosonic you need to learn the true meaning of "just for fun"

[MultiMariosonic]

well sorry, mario's just one of the best selling games on earth.

[themasterofvideos]

HEY HEY HEY GUY COUPLE ROWS DOWN SONIC IS MUCH BETTER THAN ANYBODY YOUR JUST JELOUS

[NesGamer4life]

@themasterofvideos lolz

[SideShowShayne1]

sonic runs over 300 MPH megaman can absorb powers Rayman has no arms or legs VIDEO GAMES MAKE NO SINCE ITS VIDEO GAME LOGIC

[NesGamer4life]

@SideShowShayne1 How many times do I have to say i just did it for fun x.x

[NesGamer4life]

@SideShowShayne1 I did it for fun

[pidman009]

games make no logic...(zelda, sonic,kirby,metroid,megaman.)

its made in japan..HELLOOO??

and you may not like it, but tell that to more than half of the worlds population.

you must not be a fun guy ,huh cuz mario was made with fun, alot of creativity and imagination.

and your pulling shit out your ass, a bowser browser? dude c'mon thats pathetic

[NesGamer4life]

@pidman009 Relax It was one of my first videos i like mario, i just did it for the hell of it. And i did pull shit outta my ass I love all the video games you're talking about (darinparker)

[LBcrimson]

Uh dude what was the point of this? Everybody knows Mario is very strange.

[NesGamer4life]

@LBcrimson No point just wanted to make my first rant video. I love video game logic

[Kaitarosworld]

SO your saying that video games require logic? Screwing logic is what makes video games fun. imagine playing smb and you can only jump, like, half your height, and move really slowly. yes i do get this is a joke

[NesGamer4life]

@Kaitarosworld I made a new account... my old one was just a pain for reasons, But i am darinparker not saying they require logic i just hope they draw the line somewhere X.x like i understand final fantasy (magic and potions) but you don't have a plumber fighting an evil turtle

[xenocide8]

wow, it's a fucking video game, they don't have logic

[darinparker]

@xenocide8 Lolz troll

[xenocide8]

@darinparker lolz dumbass

[NesGamer4life]

@xenocide8 lolz AIDs

[xenocide8]

@NesGamer4life wow, are you like a 8 year old kid? or something?

[NesGamer4life]

@xenocide8 What is your purpose? don't like the video just leave it alone. Maybe go fuck yourself time to time for being such an ignorant, idiotic loser. Spamming peoples web pages. Go do something productive. Stop being a prick

[xenocide8]

@NesGamer4life I have no idea what the fuck your problem is, I complained about this ignorant "ranter" who is complaining about a video game not having logic, you and darinparker randomly replied to my comment with things that had nothng to do with the original comment, and now you're the one who is pissed off over all of this, you need to take a chill pill and stop overreacting

[NesGamer4life]

@xenocide8 you're comment Wasn't all that Logical either, but be honest this is really stupid. a fight.... over youtube?

[xenocide8]

@NesGamer4life good point, sorry for being ignorant. I only got mad because you said "lolz aids" which is not funny because my cousin died of aids when he was 22, so to me an aids joke is not funny which is also why I originally assumed you were an 8 year old kid.

[NesGamer4life]

@xenocide8 Holy shit, Sorry didn't mean to make it personal

[Saruko9d9]

@NesGamer4life i mean out of all the other video game characters.except 4 game and watch.

[TheBlazefan]

@darinparker

NO YOUR THE TROLL HES MAKEING A POINT DUMASS

[NesGamer4life]

@TheBlazefan you mean dumbass* you're* making*

[Luigiforbrawl765]

i respect your opinion, but wouldn't you just think its Nintendo Logic? And besides, Mario was supose to be a goofy game, it doesn't matter about the feather in real life

[darinparker]

@Luigiforbrawl765 It wasn't my opinion as it was Something to do when i am bored and to make people laugh, and you have to admit man. If you think about it. It IS pretty funny

[Luigiforbrawl765]

@darinparker

I DID laugh alot, lol

[darinparker]

@Luigiforbrawl765

Good to know !

[ytchip21]

@darinparker and sonic is a blue hedghog in oversized shoes that fucks humans and finds sheilds n tv screens and collects floating rings and gems to tranform into a super saiyan rip off and fight inter dimensional beings. all whie fighting an obese man that makes robots and kidnaps woodland critters while being followed by a genies fox with 2 tails, a red echinida with spiky knuckles, and a black hedgehog with psychic powers, also you know its a VIDEO GAME RIGHT? ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!

[EvilCrash3000]

logic sucks XD

[bucky555able]

Yoshi can't talk, he only makes weird sounds.

[darinparker]

@bucky555able

when you get him in the beginning of Super Mario world he tells you an entire paragraph.

:P

[smaery]

Did'nt finish highschool!!!....you have to go to college to be a plumber

[darinparker]

@smaery

Plumber school?

[Charrful]

VIDEO GAME LOGIC :D

[darinparker]

It's an incredible Ideal :)

[Xaragon64DS]

And you think MARIO is that messed up, look at Sonic! He rescues animals and he's a blue bipedal hedgehog that runs at mach speeds and talks with several different voices! His friends operate robots that want to kill him and a fat scientist guy flies his ass around and pulls things out of it. And Sonic can turn into a football when he jumps while crouching.

(Mario and Sonic are awesome.)

[yur1fan]

YAY FINALY SOME1 WHO AGREES!!

[darinparker]

Yup i totally Think mario is overrated

[Saruko9d9]

@darinparker hes not overrated he was just here 1st

[NesGamer4life]

@Saruko9d9 No my fine friend. Pong was here 1st

[FireEyed123]

Dude, Mario's not fat, he's pudgy.

[darinparker]

@FireEyed123

he is a Chubby mofo

[ronvins]

I like Mario but find it wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over hyped

in my opinion... I just am not a big Mario fan

[darinparker]

@ronvins

Yeah man i am completely the same...

It wasn't all it was made out to be. People make it a tad bigger than it is supposed to be

Still good pastime though

[ronvins]

@darinparker You hit the nail on the head my friend.

[RobbanFoxer]

IT IS A VIDEOGAME!!!!

VIDEOGAMES ARE MENT TO PLAY HAVE FUN DO THINGS THAT YOU CANT DO IN REAL LIFE, GO CRAZY!

SO OFFCOURSE WE CANT FLY WITH A FEATHER WHO IS STUPID ANOTH TO FALL FRO THAT....

because if you thinking aboute dmb children... why not close the whole cartoon ganra and playing with lego wich bleading if you hit it hard.... thats better????

[darinparker]

@RobbanFoxer

dude it was just for fun o.o

I didn't mean to offend anyone In the making of this video

I still play mario and enjoy it....

[SuperMariotheKing100]

Dude....most video games don't make sense I mean Halo,Gears of War,Sonic the hedgehog,Megaman and lots more. aside from that you forget to mention Mario is drugged and he imagines everything, its a bad trip which makes him awesome.

[darinparker]

the crackheadedness of video games is what makes them fun :D. I just thought sonic was the result of a nuclear spill. Never thought of an excuse for mario, but thanks now i have one

[SuperMariotheKing100]

lol, you're welcome

[soulzberg]

i think that sonic is WAYYYYYYYY better than mario(my opinion) and that mario does all the work and luigi, well, he sucks donkey ass! =)

[SuperMariotheKing100]

I respect your opinion but lol poor Luigi XD

[Sonicisunleashed2008]

Yeah, take Sonic. He is a Blue hedgehog that runs at mach speeds, talk and throw his ass at people to kill them. Ow wait, he can abosrb the power of 7 various coloured emeralds that turns he yellow, invincible and can go even faster!

Makes sense right XD?

[SuperMariotheKing100]

Very much XD

[sonicunl]

@Sonicisunleashed2008 XD All game series dont make sense But i wonder if you compare mario and sonic to which one makes more sense id have to go with mario Lmfao

[ManofWario]

@Sonicisunleashed2008

10 hours later and I'm still laughing

[SephOrochimaru228]

@Sonicisunleashed2008 it does if ur high :D

[kjhmnn09]

ALL GLORY TO MOONSTAR

[AdamKyleAndDanny]

Bowser is like a turtle mixed with like, a Chinise Dragon,Imagination is something you really need to come up with or at least a script. :>

[darinparker]

I know I'm very new to this

[darinparker]

@AdamKyleAndDanny Roflcopters >.> I'm a noob i understand this

[punquesito]

woooooow!!!!! im a fan now!! i loved it! yeeey! im so happy now!!!

[lebra925]

haha...i love this video...it made mii day...love you hun :]

[cheybabylovestyler]

omg babe this one is really really good and funny you should make more like this one cuz it is really good :)

[AngelWingz9]

Omg! thats fkin hilariuos!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i hope u make more like this (your friend angel)