Kim Kardashian's Divorce Spawns Tide of Jokes on Twitter

[TheMike16112]

I KEEP HEARING THAT FREAKING BACKGROUND SONG EVERYWHERE!!!

[sw33tsapphir3]

I reckon if irreconcilable differences wasn't an available option for divorce, half these "celebrity couples" would be totally screwed. They need to look into this obvious loop hole. Obviously something fraudulent is going on; perhaps they get a freebie wedding if they get divorced before the 1 year milestone.

[CottoBadest21]

kim is the most stupid bitch i ever heard about she talk so much bullshit when her sis was getting marry and look her sis is still marry shes a hater, self center bitch thats needs to get her old ass in check grow up kim u aint shit no more you become a low life to me when you fuck ray j like really ray j smh nast smutt.....lml

[istenfassza]

They were happy and married,till they got an arrow to the knee.

[EgregiouslyPutrid]

I honestly don't understand why she is famous/infamous? Can someone please tell me?

[jfthawaii]

Shame on the Kardashians!!!!! Poor Guy!!!!!! And I mean, POOR GUY for reals!!!!

[morrisondan]

she marries an ugly looking, mentally retarded, flaming homosexual & than cries about it!. Kim is attractive, no doubt about it, but she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer!. Stay away from shit like the thing you married, and go to school!.

[kinglbkiv]

I guess a sextape wasnt enough humiliation for this slut, then she resorts to selling her soul for money smh what a stupid dumb bitch and fans of her are even stupider.

[LostVegasVince]

Shes nothing but a lowlife pig..

[drohoe1]

Kims a fake ugly bitch underneath that make up. I kinda got scared when I seen her without make up on.

[kitkat2enty6]

Kardashians are on a sinking ship and there's no way out.

They're going down TITANIC-STYLE!

[garretAR60]

u bitch kim

[Paulaeblack]

Wow...plastic on the inside too huh...

[heartbreakerdr9]

MONEY HUNGRY KUNTDASHIANS!

[Catpain3311]

Worthless hopeless cock sucking short ugly bitch

[Killm33]

Kim wanted a wedding, not a marriage. 

[0o0o0o8899886234567]

Once they go black the neve go back.....

[Edwardava]

And to think that this cunt was trying to compare her wedding with the royals what a dumb bitch go under a rock and die and take your fame whore mother with you and BIGFOOT aka khloe and your other dumb ass sister that can't get rid of her drunk ass lying ass thinks his prince charming boyfriend.

[mocso1999]

I start the hate Kim shit Fuck her she ruined everything

after all that bigg bigg cool mariage she divorce WTF

I mean she just got maried why they would divorce damn Fuck them both

she's slut and hes an asshole kim all she cares is Money

[Myspaz3]

It's all for freakin money DUHHH

[ShaunaSandVid]

Kim Kardashian divorced? Who saw that coming?

You can see the Kim Kardashian sex tape it is posted on WatchCelebSexTapes. com

[RECKLESSFOREVER100]

ugh kim is such a cry baby

[kaleniam]

lol and she called it a fairy tale wedding? Does she even know what fairy tale is?

[cutie3piexoxo]

LOL i love the tweets

[lovevegas16]

fuck her

[smokeyandbaby]

In case you people missed that comment, Kim's sex tape has been put up on WatchCelebSexTapes. com

See it now while it lasts..

[strangecluesinfriday]

i think Kimmy K REALLY blew it with this one.People will sympathize with Chris realizing he was USED and made use of JUST so this SKANK could hold onto attrention beyong her alotted"15 minutes of fame".. The clock is ticking Kimmy SKANK.And what goes areound comes around.You've made people see you for the USER you really are, and feel sorry for Chris.You blew it BIG time you self centered SKANK

[sk8erboyandgangsta]

she basically married him just to steal the 2 hundo mill ring thats dirty there goes pretty much his salary and theres a lockout

[sdlaney5]

Just like Walmart Layaway, Kim Kardashian is back for the Holidays. --SHOCKER--

[aleskatespunky]

tbh kim is ugly shes arab lol like to much makeup u stinky arabian bitch

[XSceneXrandomX1]

@aleskatespunky shes arab?

[sk30l]

@XSceneXrandomX1

ironic, yet she's an American princess or goddess to many, making money from immoral behaviour

[strangecluesinfriday]

@aleskatespunky you are SO right.. she actually IS an UGLY DOG.Her eyes are out of line; she has trout mouth lips( good for one thing apparently..lol).The ongoing "she is so beautiful" is such a blind eyed bunch of shit. This SKANK is as ugly on the outside as she is on the INside.And ya, not every one is a blind "celeb puppet fool" and knws this FACT.

[23setGo]

@aleskatespunky sorry to burst your bubble there and to all that think this Sharmuta is "Arab" or Middle Eastern

She is NOT! Arminians dont evern have our alphabet. To educate you a little more here are the countries of the Middle east

Afghanistan, Bahrain, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Lebanon, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria,Tajikistan,Turkey,Turkme­nistan, U.A.E. Uzbekistan, Yemen

[stonethugmusic]

Call me

[dimiyaj]

Kris lost his job and now his woman. That's a sad life...

[strangecluesinfriday]

@dimiyaj he shoud have known better.he was blind and stupid NOT to see what a SKANK this broad and her entire wacko family really are.But thats ok;he'll live long enough to see their ridiculous"fame" hit the skids VERY soon.15 minutes of fame is all that SKANKS like this usually get.Remember "Paris"? ( Paris WHO??????)... exactly

[snowcake16]

Lol wow

[bbqsky]

I bet she still has some of that 20,000 dollar cake in the frig!!!!haha

[ghosttrain2066]

@bbqsky The cake out lasted thier mariage

[realsistah3]

I bet you $20.00 Kim is going to fuck and Aborigines that is dark skinned in the back of the jungle in Australia. I think she is a fake individual. She definetly cannot go all the way with a man. Perhaps she needs a fake male counterpart to bond with, that way the relationship will last a lifetime. Also I think she has a fake booty, trying to compete with a Black woman. Pimp that booty cause when it deflates its over for you, so sit down!!!

[friendlyfire94]

didnt even know she was married..aint that some shit

[FloridaSeverWeather]

lmao

[BraGar02]

Didn't Care or Watch any reality shows nor wedding,don't care,don't care, don't care, Bible says discern from people that are not doing and caring and doing whats right. I can't help but think that a good person would have been happier with a smaller ring and fed some starving people.

[InvestWebbot]

Kim Kardashian = Balloon Boy Hoax. LOL!!! Hahahhah

Next new boyfriend will become victim just like him.

[arbitor1701]

Dang thing about it is he most likely really loves her.

And she loves herself.I didnt like her to begin with NOW i hope the bitch goes to hell.

Dont marry sluts with sex tapes or have the name Kardashian.

[iopenpacks]

what pisses me off the most is how kris spent 2 million dollers on a ring for kim, is kim really worth 2 million dollers? NO, she got famous from a sex tape!

[711214bathah]

@iopenpacks you suck

[iopenpacks]

@711214bathah u think shes worth 2 million?

[921milanista]

kim kardashians wedding is shorter than justin biebers penis

[chicken4247]

persian girls will do anything for money... pathetic whores most of them belive me.. im persian too :)

[Adan7899]

@chicken4247 I thought they were Armenian?

[chicken4247]

@Adan7899 well american citizens , but they are persian.. what a whore its a shame

[lov4ev]

She didn't want a marriage, she wanted a wedding.

[Tizzy4eva]

just sad what they would do for money

[norja]

They will do anything for a buck! Money WHORES.

[vegasrobbie]

The Kardashian family will sell anything for money. Even their own happiness.

[FXF2012]

@vegasrobbie Youre totally right,

[jaehood109]

@vegasrobbie I agree

[antjz0]

Anyone who didn't see this fake marriage end so quickly is stupider than Kim is slutty

[popculturejustice]

kris wanted to turn a whore into a housewife. his dad pry watched her porno... eww

[InvestWebbot]

Kim Kardashian million dollar wedding is worthless. Hope no pretty boy will be the next victim of bankruptcy from gold digging whore.

[dr0pitlikeitsh0t95]

I saw this coming, i even made bets with people. looks like i won ;D

[austinacts]

@dr0pitlikeitsh0t95 I knew it wouldn't last but dang that was fast

[ToeIn2194]

I guess famewhoring is contageous.Looks like KH was sucked into the Kardashian vortex of artiface. Will he jerk himself out or be forever douchbagged into the whole disgusting fauxcelebrity world of this trashy,scamming clan?

[DamnRal]

She was married?

[RetroLuv04]

lmao 

[lynnzzzz]

it is bad enough for them to divorce. but i'm sorry, i couldn't help myself from laughing throughout this video. lol. =p

[MsNeptune03]

Enough already ! She doesn't deserve all this attention.She is just trying to use what she's got to get what she can while she can before her ass drops and she is old and ugly.

[djboiplaying]

she is a no talent whore, her porn tape is weak.

[Pumpalevu]

Kardashian armenian for insert penis if rich

[itsthatsebguy93]

@Pumpalevu what?

[DevilWole1995]

she was a joke anyway