Bitter Beer Face!

[tjwbiowa]

looks like mush mouth

[mjr2377]

Keystone Light. For those with no taste or just too young to know better.

[TheJoeyEmilyShow]

The bitter beer face reminds me of some of the homeless people in Spokane, Washington. Probably because they only drink that nasty Hurricane beer, which has 8.1 percent alcohol, so they get drunk faster for just a couple of bucks that they beg for.

[TheNatedogg56]

What the hell, is that Roy from The Office?

[MrFrankGrimey]

Not actually from the 90s. 2002.

[lynchenhyman]

Drink Keystone, it's not bitter! That's because we don't add any hops! Teenagers love our beer. Win, win.

[lynchenhyman]

Drink Keystone, it's not better! We don't have to spend any money on hops! It's a win, win situation!

[OgnarPliskin]

Remind me why the 90s were the best again.

That's right.

[funyun2]

Is that Roy from The Office?

[BestTut]

you should drink some german beer you pussys ;)

greetz from germany (:

[fortyaider]

Damn tweakers!

[ysbaddaden2003]

If you want a real beer you have to drink Guiness

From the bottle, not that can or tap.

[SpitfireUK2]

@ysbaddaden2003 Guiness is a stout.

[pistonsfan0987]

Club Trillion!

[billymike13]

TMM was here.

[coperk12]

CLUB TRILLION!!!

[oldfasha]

IRONY!

[cityflyguy]

oh so they dont mean bitter beer as in British bitter beer. Lager is probably more popular in the UK these days but if you ever come to the UK then try Holts, Robinsons, Samuel Smiths. These are just some of the popular Brewers from the North West of England. There are so many. I dont know why Americans conisder our beer warm, yeah it isnt chilled but it isnt that warm, it isnt carbonated either but boy does it taste good and is so easy to drink without all that gas.

[sportsfever420]

Lager from the UK is great

[SpitfireUK2]

@cityflyguy Yes mate, I love a good pint of robbies best bitter, I thought they meant English bitter too, but clearly means something else in US.

[mgospeed31]

@cityflyguy I would love to come to the UK and try some british beer.

[etierik]

@cityflyguy I didn't know British beer was known as 'bitter' either - I'm Dutch. Over here people will just call all beer 'bitter' simply because it doesn't taste sweet, I guess...

I do like your country's lukewarm, dead beer though!

I don't even want to try to imagine what that American 'better' beer must taste like.

[gemcutter187]

In my brain the equation is like this Keystone=Bitter Beer Face, so why would I drink it? Guess the marketing just had a backward effect on me. Who am I kidding I drink any and all beers, besides that Australian kangaroo diarrhea-piss Fosters OMG that shit is horrible, I'd rather be sober an day than force that stuff down hahaha

[gameshowluvr86]

This commercial freaked me out during the '90s...

[Onikage9]

Keystone Lite.. pff there are so many BETTER beers

1. Victory

2. Chimay

3.. Franciskaner (however you spell it German)

4. Hoegaarden

5. Coors lite

Keystone lite???!!

[XXDemonXSlayer13XX]

@Onikage9 You actually put coors liight on the same list as hoegaarden? That is actually fucked up...

[Onikage9]

@XXDemonXSlayer13XX well id figure id put a light beer on there lol

[mastersbk]

commercial's ironic, since Keystone Light IS bitter

[jacobflaschen]

and shit

[deezenutsbiatch]

bud ICE for the win

[verbusen]

Never drank Keystone because I was not broke enough to want to, but I remember a time when Meisterbraugh was the beer of the day. For that reason I say thank God for cheep beer. You don't want to drink it, but when your broke it sure beats drinkin soda! Also I had the realization that if your beer has really funny commercials, it's probably a cheep beer! Guess I'll stick with Bud Light though since it doesn't give me massive hangover head! LOL.

[AcidCakes]

People that drink this piss religiously have no idea what real beer is.

[avidgolfer08]

I drink this beer, and it is real beer. Now I do like darker beers too, but if you are a real man you like any and all beer. Preference is the only real decision maker. Don't try to be a hard ass.

[AcidCakes]

It has nothing to do with being a "hard ass", it comes down to taste, and this shit is absolute piss water.

[logitechstanton]

i'm drinking a keystone right now. It tastes like when you go for a fountain soda and It's out of syrup- bitter fizzy water.

[Goobian]

Thank you for sharing. When they used to play these commercials my cousin and I would laugh and say Granddad looks like he has bitter beer face when he takes his teeth out!

[normmurph]

I can easily do the bitter beer face. Most of my family can also. My family all have really bad teeth a rare condition. We mostly just laugh about the bitter beer face things and popeye jokes.

[geo1671]

Couldn't the ugly women share some of the beer and just maybe turn into knock outs or spill some on their chests? Even after the dog got a face-lift, she dog looked better than the gals.Why just bag on the dog?

[ysbaddaden2003]

I prefer Guiness.

[jezmez68]

Keystone - It's piss, and it'll get you drunk real quick.

[Kaylyn910]

hahaha i like that lol

[beastking816]

keystone isnt beer. its for those who prefer unrine from bums drunk on whiskey.

[MMansfield1984]

i hate this. beer is supposed to be bitter. ass holes.

[beanbone]

Exactly!

[smokinjoe380]

classic!